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1. Deadpool (2016)

R | 108 min | Action, Comedy

8.0
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65 Metascore

A wisecracking mercenary gets experimented on and becomes immortal yet hideously scarred, and sets out to track down the man who ruined his looks.

Director: Tim Miller | Stars: Ryan Reynolds, Morena Baccarin, T.J. Miller, Ed Skrein

Votes: 1,125,351 | Gross: $363.07M

2. Deadpool 2 (2018)

R | 119 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

7.6
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66 Metascore

Foul-mouthed mutant mercenary Wade Wilson (a.k.a. Deadpool) assembles a team of fellow mutant rogues to protect a young boy with abilities from the brutal, time-traveling cyborg Cable.

Director: David Leitch | Stars: Ryan Reynolds, Josh Brolin, Morena Baccarin, Julian Dennison

Votes: 645,425 | Gross: $324.59M

3. The Goonies (1985)

PG | 114 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family

7.7
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62 Metascore

A group of young misfits called The Goonies discover an ancient map and set out on an adventure to find a legendary pirate's long-lost treasure.

Director: Richard Donner | Stars: Sean Astin, Josh Brolin, Jeff Cohen, Corey Feldman

Votes: 298,325 | Gross: $61.50M

4. Knocked Up (2007)

R | 129 min | Comedy, Romance

6.9
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85 Metascore

For fun-loving party animal Ben Stone, the last thing he ever expected was for his one-night stand to show up on his doorstep eight weeks later to tell him she's pregnant with his child.

Director: Judd Apatow | Stars: Seth Rogen, Katherine Heigl, Paul Rudd, Leslie Mann

Votes: 384,580 | Gross: $148.73M

5. E.T. (1982)

PG | 115 min | Adventure, Family, Sci-Fi

7.9
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92 Metascore

A troubled child summons the courage to help a friendly alien escape from Earth and return to his home planet.

Director: Steven Spielberg | Stars: Henry Thomas, Drew Barrymore, Peter Coyote, Dee Wallace

Votes: 437,452 | Gross: $435.11M

6. Baywatch (2017)

R | 116 min | Action, Comedy, Crime

5.5
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37 Metascore

Devoted lifeguard Mitch Buchannon butts heads with a brash new recruit, as they uncover a criminal plot that threatens the future of the bay.

Director: Seth Gordon | Stars: Dwayne Johnson, Zac Efron, Alexandra Daddario, Priyanka Chopra Jonas

Votes: 202,124 | Gross: $58.06M

7. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)

PG-13 | 136 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

7.6
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67 Metascore

The Guardians struggle to keep together as a team while dealing with their personal family issues, notably Star-Lord's encounter with his father, the ambitious celestial being Ego.

Director: James Gunn | Stars: Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, Dave Bautista, Vin Diesel

Votes: 759,460 | Gross: $389.81M

8. Dogma (1999)

R | 130 min | Adventure, Comedy, Drama

7.3
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62 Metascore

An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven.

Director: Kevin Smith | Stars: Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Linda Fiorentino, Bud Cort

Votes: 228,628 | Gross: $30.65M

9. The Hot Chick (2002)

PG-13 | 104 min | Comedy, Fantasy

5.6
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29 Metascore

An attractive and popular teenager, who is mean-spirited toward others, finds herself in the body of an older man, and must find a way to get back to her original body.

Director: Tom Brady | Stars: Rob Schneider, Rachel McAdams, Anna Faris, Matthew Lawrence

Votes: 102,615 | Gross: $35.08M

10. Porky's (1981)

R | 94 min | Comedy

6.2
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40 Metascore

In 1954, a group of Florida high-school guys try to help their buddy lose his virginity, which leads them to seek revenge on a sleazy nightclub owner and his redneck sheriff brother for harassing them.

Director: Bob Clark | Stars: Dan Monahan, Mark Herrier, Wyatt Knight, Roger Wilson

Votes: 45,751 | Gross: $111.29M

11. The Hangover Part II (2011)

R | 102 min | Comedy

6.5
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44 Metascore

Two years after the bachelor party in Las Vegas, Phil, Stu, Alan, and Doug jet to Thailand for Stu's wedding. Stu's plan for a subdued pre-wedding brunch, however, goes seriously awry.

Director: Todd Phillips | Stars: Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis, Ed Helms, Justin Bartha

Votes: 534,576 | Gross: $254.46M

12. Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994)

PG-13 | 83 min | Comedy, Crime

6.5
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63 Metascore

Frank Drebin comes out of retirement to help Police Squad infiltrate a gang of terrorists planning to detonate a bomb at the Academy Awards.

Director: Peter Segal | Stars: Leslie Nielsen, Priscilla Presley, George Kennedy, O.J. Simpson

Votes: 111,848 | Gross: $51.13M

13. Power Rangers (2017)

PG-13 | 124 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy

5.9
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44 Metascore

When Earth is on the verge of an alien invasion, five teenagers, who are infused with superhuman abilities, must harness their newfound powers to battle this threat - as the Power Rangers.

Director: Dean Israelite | Stars: Dacre Montgomery, Naomi Scott, RJ Cyler, Ludi Lin

Votes: 113,873 | Gross: $85.36M

14. Bedazzled (2000)

PG-13 | 93 min | Comedy, Fantasy

6.1
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49 Metascore

Hopeless dweeb Elliot Richards is granted seven wishes by the Devil to snare Allison, the girl of his dreams, in exchange for his soul.

Director: Harold Ramis | Stars: Brendan Fraser, Elizabeth Hurley, Frances O'Connor, Miriam Shor

Votes: 112,238 | Gross: $37.88M

15. Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)

PG-13 | 95 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

6.6
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59 Metascore

Dr. Evil is back and has invented a new time machine that allows him to go back to the 1960s and steal Austin Powers' mojo, inadvertently leaving him "shagless".

Director: Jay Roach | Stars: Mike Myers, Heather Graham, Michael York, Robert Wagner

Votes: 248,808 | Gross: $206.04M

16. Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard (2021)

R | 100 min | Action, Comedy, Crime

6.1
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32 Metascore

The bodyguard, Michael Bryce, continues his friendship with assassin, Darius Kincaid, as they try to save Darius' wife Sonia.

Director: Patrick Hughes | Stars: Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L. Jackson, Salma Hayek, Antonio Banderas

Votes: 107,629

17. The Brothers Grimsby (2016)

R | 83 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

6.2
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44 Metascore

A new assignment forces a top spy to team up with his football hooligan brother.

Director: Louis Leterrier | Stars: Sacha Baron Cohen, Mark Strong, Rebel Wilson, Freddie Crowder

Votes: 111,312 | Gross: $6.86M

18. Mallrats (1995)

R | 94 min | Comedy, Romance

7.0
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41 Metascore

Both dumped by their girlfriends, two best friends seek refuge in the local mall.

Director: Kevin Smith | Stars: Shannen Doherty, Jeremy London, Jason Lee, Claire Forlani

Votes: 128,852 | Gross: $2.12M

19. The Layover (I) (2017)

R | 88 min | Comedy, Romance

4.8
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15 Metascore

Two friends on a road trip compete for the affections of a handsome man when a hurricane redirects their flight.

Director: William H. Macy | Stars: Kate Upton, Alexandra Daddario, Matt Barr, Matt Jones

Votes: 16,846

20. Bloodshot (2020)

PG-13 | 109 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

5.7
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44 Metascore

Ray Garrison, a slain soldier, is re-animated with superpowers.

Director: Dave Wilson | Stars: Vin Diesel, Eiza González, Sam Heughan, Toby Kebbell

Votes: 84,709 | Gross: $12.56M

21. The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)

R | 121 min | Action, Crime, Drama

6.8
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43 Metascore

Samantha Caine lives in a small town with her daughter. Eight years ago she emerged, two months pregnant, from a nearby river with no memory of her past or who she is. However, she's getting closer to finding out about her past.

Director: Renny Harlin | Stars: Geena Davis, Samuel L. Jackson, Yvonne Zima, Craig Bierko

Votes: 85,666 | Gross: $33.33M

22. My Favorite Year (1982)

PG | 92 min | Comedy, Drama

7.3
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62 Metascore

An aging, dissolute matinee idol is slated to appear on a live TV variety show in 1954, and a young comedy writer is tasked with the thankless job of keeping him ready and sober for the broadcast.

Director: Richard Benjamin | Stars: Peter O'Toole, Mark Linn-Baker, Jessica Harper, Joseph Bologna

Votes: 10,487 | Gross: $20.12M

23. See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989)

R | 103 min | Comedy, Crime

6.8
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44 Metascore

Dave is deaf, and Wally is blind. They witness a murder, but it was Dave who was looking at her, and Wally who was listening.

Director: Arthur Hiller | Stars: Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder, Joan Severance, Kevin Spacey

Votes: 58,366 | Gross: $46.91M

24. Funny People (2009)

R | 146 min | Comedy, Drama

6.3
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60 Metascore

When seasoned comedian George Simmons learns of his terminal, inoperable health condition, his desire to form a genuine friendship causes him to take a relatively green performer under his wing as his opening act.

Director: Judd Apatow | Stars: Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen, Leslie Mann, Eric Bana

Votes: 123,619 | Gross: $51.86M

25. Strange Wilderness (2008)

R | 87 min | Adventure, Comedy

5.2
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12 Metascore

With the ratings dropping for a wilderness-themed television show, two animal fans go to the Andes Mountains in search of Bigfoot.

Director: Fred Wolf | Stars: Steve Zahn, Allen Covert, Justin Long, Jonah Hill

Votes: 22,754 | Gross: $6.56M

26. Freddy Got Fingered (2001)

R | 87 min | Comedy

4.7
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13 Metascore

An unemployed cartoonist moves back in with his parents and younger brother Freddy. When his parents demand he leave, he begins to spread rumors that his father is sexually abusing Freddy.

Director: Tom Green | Stars: Tom Green, Rip Torn, Marisa Coughlan, Eddie Kaye Thomas

Votes: 51,354 | Gross: $14.25M

27. That Awkward Moment (2014)

R | 94 min | Comedy, Romance

6.1
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36 Metascore

Three best friends find themselves where we've all been - at that confusing moment in every dating relationship when you have to decide "So...where is this going?"

Director: Tom Gormican | Stars: Zac Efron, Michael B. Jordan, Miles Teller, Imogen Poots

Votes: 107,423 | Gross: $26.05M

28. Nothing to Lose (1997)

R | 98 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy

6.7
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Nick's wife's in bed with his boss. He later gets a gun to his head by a carjacker but steps on the gas pedal. They end up friends after adventures together - holdups, burglary, reckless driving, revenge etc. Twists follow.

Director: Steve Oedekerk | Stars: Martin Lawrence, Tim Robbins, John C. McGinley, Giancarlo Esposito

Votes: 49,248 | Gross: $44.46M

29. MacGruber (2010)

R | 90 min | Action, Comedy

5.6
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43 Metascore

Former special operative MacGruber is called back into action to take down his arch-enemy, Dieter Von Cunth, who's in possession of a nuclear warhead and bent on destroying Washington, D.C.

Director: Jorma Taccone | Stars: Will Forte, Kristen Wiig, Val Kilmer, Ryan Phillippe

Votes: 47,322 | Gross: $8.46M

30. Entourage (2015)

R | 104 min | Comedy, Drama

6.5
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38 Metascore

Movie star Vincent Chase, together with his boys Eric, Turtle, and Johnny, are back - and back in business with super agent-turned-studio head Ari Gold on a risky project that will serve as Vince's directorial debut.

Director: Doug Ellin | Stars: Adrian Grenier, Kevin Connolly, Jerry Ferrara, Kevin Dillon

Votes: 82,904 | Gross: $32.36M

31. Persepolis (2007)

PG-13 | 96 min | Animation, Biography, Drama

8.0
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90 Metascore

A precocious and outspoken Iranian girl grows up during the Islamic Revolution.

Directors: Vincent Paronnaud, Marjane Satrapi | Stars: Chiara Mastroianni, Catherine Deneuve, Gena Rowlands, Danielle Darrieux

Votes: 100,163 | Gross: $4.45M

32. CHIPS (2017)

R | 100 min | Action, Comedy, Crime

6.0
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28 Metascore

An inexperienced rookie is teamed up with a hardened pro at the California Highway Patrol in Los Angeles; the newbie officer soon learns his partner is really an undercover Fed investigating a heist which may involve some crooked cops.

Director: Dax Shepard | Stars: Michael Peña, Dax Shepard, Vincent D'Onofrio, Rosa Salazar

Votes: 50,710 | Gross: $18.60M

33. Siberia (2018)

R | 104 min | Crime, Drama, Romance

4.3
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34 Metascore

When an American diamond trader's Russian partner goes missing, he journeys to Siberia in search of him, but instead begins a love affair.

Director: Matthew Ross | Stars: Keanu Reeves, Boris Gulyarin, Ashley St. George, Elliot Lazar

Votes: 17,157

34. The Love Guru (2008)

PG-13 | 87 min | Comedy, Romance, Sport

3.8
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24 Metascore

Pitka, an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge is to settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey player whose wife left him for a rival athlete.

Director: Marco Schnabel | Stars: Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Romany Malco, Jessica Simpson

Votes: 54,968 | Gross: $32.24M

35. Private Parts (1997)

R | 109 min | Biography, Comedy, Drama

6.9
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67 Metascore

The autobiographical story of Howard Stern, the radio rebel who is now also a TV personality, an author and a movie star.

Director: Betty Thomas | Stars: Howard Stern, Mary McCormack, Robin Quivers, Fred Norris

Votes: 39,195 | Gross: $41.20M

36. Hard Feelings (2023)

TV-MA | 102 min | Comedy

4.8
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Two best friends try to make it through high school while dealing with embarrassing new urges and their very inconvenient feelings for each other.

Director: Granz Henman | Stars: Tobias Schäfer, Cosima Henman, Monika Oschek, Tom Beck

Votes: 2,627

37. Horseplay (2022)

Unrated | 102 min | Comedy, Drama

5.5
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A group of young men at a gathering in a luxury villa test each other's boundaries.

Director: Marco Berger | Stars: Bruno Giganti, Agustín Machta, Franco de la Puente, Iván Masliah

Votes: 799

38. Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)

R | 83 min | Comedy

4.7
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23 Metascore

Deuce is tricked again into man-whoring by T.J., only in Amsterdam while other man-whores are being murdered in his midst.

Director: Mike Bigelow | Stars: Rob Schneider, Eddie Griffin, Jeroen Krabbé, Til Schweiger

Votes: 53,387 | Gross: $22.26M

39. Ghost Town (I) (2008)

PG-13 | 102 min | Comedy, Drama, Fantasy

6.7
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72 Metascore

Bertram Pincus is a man whose people skills leave much to be desired. When Pincus dies unexpectedly, but is miraculously revived after seven minutes, he wakes up to discover that he now has the annoying ability to see ghosts.

Director: David Koepp | Stars: Ricky Gervais, Greg Kinnear, Téa Leoni, Jordan Carlos

Votes: 77,893 | Gross: $13.21M

40. Bulletproof (1996)

R | 84 min | Action, Comedy, Crime

5.8
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30 Metascore

Two criminals, Keats and Moses, end their friendship, when Keats turns out to be an undercover cop. Many years later, the two are forced to work together when Keats is assigned to protect Moses as a witness.

Director: Ernest R. Dickerson | Stars: Damon Wayans, Adam Sandler, James Caan, Jeep Swenson

Votes: 40,109 | Gross: $21.16M

41. Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)

R | 100 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror

4.6
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27 Metascore

A Caribbean vampire seduces a Brooklyn police officer who has no idea that she is half-vampire.

Director: Wes Craven | Stars: Eddie Murphy, Angela Bassett, Allen Payne, Kadeem Hardison

Votes: 25,105 | Gross: $19.75M

42. The Matador (2005)

R | 96 min | Comedy, Crime, Thriller

6.7
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65 Metascore

A globetrotting hitman and a crestfallen businessman meet in a hotel bar in Mexico City in an encounter that draws them together in a way neither expected.

Director: Richard Shepard | Stars: Pierce Brosnan, Greg Kinnear, Hope Davis, Arlin Miller

Votes: 46,395 | Gross: $12.59M

43. Garoojigi (2008)

120 min | Comedy, Fantasy

5.3
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A Tale of Legendary Libido.

Director: Hansol Shin | Stars: Bong Tae-gyu, Shim Yi-yeong, Oh Dal-su, Youn Yuh-jung

Votes: 932

44. The Takedown (2022)

TV-MA | 119 min | Action, Comedy, Crime

5.8
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43 Metascore

Diakité and Monge are police officers who are complete opposites, and get paired together to uncover an unexpectedly big criminal case.

Director: Louis Leterrier | Stars: Omar Sy, Laurent Lafitte, Izïa Higelin, Dimitri Storoge

Votes: 8,800

45. Meet Bill (2007)

R | 93 min | Comedy, Drama

6.2
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30 Metascore

A guy fed up with his job and married to a cheating wife reluctantly mentors a rebellious teen.

Directors: Bernie Goldmann, Melisa Wallack | Stars: Aaron Eckhart, Jessica Alba, Logan Lerman, Elizabeth Banks

Votes: 20,989 | Gross: $0.06M

46. Rapture-Palooza (2013)

R | 85 min | Comedy, Fantasy

5.2
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44 Metascore

Two teens battle their way through a religious apocalypse on a mission to defeat the Antichrist.

Director: Paul Middleditch | Stars: Craig Robinson, Anna Kendrick, John Francis Daley, Rob Corddry

Votes: 12,446

47. Closely Watched Trains (1966)

Not Rated | 92 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance

7.6
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An apprentice train dispatcher at a village station seeks his first sexual encounter and becomes despondent when he is unable to perform.

Director: Jirí Menzel | Stars: Václav Neckár, Josef Somr, Vlastimil Brodský, Vladimír Valenta

Votes: 13,839 | Gross: $3.27M

48. Night Screams (1987)

85 min | Horror

4.2
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A football star throws a party for his friends. Two insane killers escape from a nearby asylum on that same night, and in their efforts to elude authorities, wind up at the party.

Director: Allen Plone | Stars: Joseph Paul Manno, Ron Thomas, Randy Lundsford, Megan Wyss

Votes: 671

49. In Darkness (2011)

R | 145 min | Drama, War

7.3
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74 Metascore

A dramatization of one man's rescue of Jewish refugees in the German-occupied Polish city of Lvov.

Director: Agnieszka Holland | Stars: Robert Wieckiewicz, Benno Fürmann, Agnieszka Grochowska, Maria Schrader

Votes: 11,159 | Gross: $1.04M

50. My Husband Won't Fit (2019– )

TV-MA | 40 min | Drama, Romance

6.6
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A couple's relationship is threatened by an unusual problem.

Stars: Aoi Nakamura, Natsumi Ishibashi, Mariko Tsutsui, Satoru Matsuo

Votes: 986



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