Set in 1954, a group of Florida high schoolers seek out to lose their virginity which leads them to seek revenge on a sleazy nightclub owner and his redneck sheriff brother for harassing them.
We follow a bunch of high school kids through a period in their puberty. Their lives mainly consist of watching the girls in the shower and making life a living hell for their teachers and for each other. The movie is packed with practical jokes and eccentric characters, like Pee Wee with the short dick (which he measures every morning) who met up for sex with the school "mattress" Wendy already wearing a rubber, or the fat teaching bitch Beulah Balbricker who is determined on making life a living hell for the boys. The name "Porky's" is the name of a striptease bar the boys get thrown out of and humiliated later in the movie. They have their minds set on revenge, but that's not easy as the owner's brother is sheriff. Only by forgetting their internal differences can they defeat Porky and his gang.
Written by Rune Dahl Fitjar <rfitjar@online.no>
Plot holes:
As the boys first head for Porky's, Mickey explains to Meat that the lawmen working in "Wallacetown" for "Porky Wallace" are just "Porky's stormtroopers." So why, when later recounting their misadventure back in Angel Beach, is Meat shocked and bummed that Wallacetown's "dumb sheriff" sided with Porky?
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Quotes
[introducing Cherry to the boys one by one]
Tommy Turner:
And this is the *pride* of Angel Beach. Anthony Tuperello, affectionately known as *Meat*. Cherry Forever:
Oh, my God. The boy's deformed!
[laughter from the guys]
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Crazy Credits
As the end credits roll, an additional scene is shown featuring Pee-wee and
Wendy on a school bus. Also, Balbricker returns one final time in her
never-ending quest to punish the boys.
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