Tom Green is a comedian who likes to go around and pull pranks on everybody. Among his most famous is putting a cowhead in his parent's bed, suckling a cow's udder, throwing plastic babies ... See full summary »
Max and Eddy are washed up pro snowboarders from the '90s who ruined their careers with reckless behavior. Working as lift operators at Stubby Peaks, they decide to start a snowboard camp/... See full summary »
Gordon, 28, an aspiring animator, leaves his home in Oregon to sell his ideas to Hollywood. After being told, correctly, that they are quite possibly the most stupid ideas ever and that he needs to spend time rethinking them, he moves back home. But his father, never a kind man, escalates his mean treatment of his rather unconventional son. Meanwhile, Gord has fallen for Betty, an attractive doctor at the hospital where his friend is staying; she happens to use a wheelchair, and to delight in having her paralyzed legs beaten with a bamboo cane; her sexual aggression intimidates him. Gord's family goes to a psychiatrist, and he lies to her that his father molests Gord's brother, Freddy; Gord neglects to mention that Freddy is 25. Soon, Gordon has the house to himself, and comes up with a winning animated series, "Zebras in America" based on his own family. All this is really a framework on which Tom Green hangs his usual crazy stunts. Written by
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They should ban this universal war crime of a film, and now i want to die
This film made me cry. But in a bad way. I was so upset that I watched the first 20 minutes of this film that I walked outside, and fell on the floor, and looked at the sky, saying to myself, "why isn't Tom Green on Death Row?" Tom Green has made the worst movie ever and he should have been arrested for this degoratory insult and embarrassment to film-making worldwide. Not only is it so offensive, but it is so expectionally dumb, so incredibly disgusting and so unacceptably mean and bizarre(that is all a description of Tom Green, and I am being more than generous.)There is nothing good about this film, and this film is a totally new form of abysmal film-making. In fact, this isn't film-making. This is a message from Tom Green saying, @#%! the whole world This is a waste of even a bad movie fan's time. I beg you, do not even waste 1/100 of a second on this atrocity of a film. Just let it die and rot a cinematic death it deserves. And that is being generous. This film is a good and much needed end to Tom Green's career on making extremely offensive garbage. This film is the worst film ever created by man. And that is saying it in the nicest way possible.
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