Shaken, Not Stirred: The World of James Bond

by grendelkhan | created - 21 Apr 2015 | updated - 25 Sep 2016 | Public

Bond, James Bond. With that introduction, we are brought headlong into the world created by Ian Fleming and shaped by Terence Young, Cubby Broccoli, and Harry Saltzman. Except, that wasn't the first time we got a glimpse at Bond. Here's a look at Bond, from the American Combined Intelligence Agent Jimmy Bond to 007 and all of the wonderful and bizarre stops along the way.

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1. Goldeneye (1989 TV Movie)

105 min | Biography

Fact-based biography of James Bond author, Ian Fleming. The film focuses on his wartime exploits and romantic adventures which ultimately led to his creation of the super-spy.

Director: Don Boyd | Stars: Charles Dance, Phyllis Logan, Patrick Ryecart, Marsha Fitzalan

Votes: 452

Jazzed up biopic of Fleming, with Game of Thrones' Charles Dance. These things have a tendency to play fast and loose with Fleming's real life, trying to turn him into Bond. He worked in Naval Intelligence, but was not a spy or commando. Mostly he was an administrator and was noted for concocting wild schemes. He did oversee an intelligence commando unit that accomplished some amazing things; but, they did it in the field, while Fleming was back home.

I believe this one was done for ITV.

2. The Secret Life of Ian Fleming (1990 TV Movie)

Not Rated | 100 min | Adventure, Biography, War

Ian Fleming's life (1908-64) as a journalist and a naval intelligence officer was a lot like the womanizing James Bond, about whom he would later write 12 spy novels.

Director: Ferdinand Fairfax | Stars: Jason Connery, Kristin Scott Thomas, Joss Ackland, Patricia Hodge

Votes: 651

This one really goes for fiction and uses the stunt of casting Sean Connery's son, Jason, as Fleming. For one thing, he is too young for the main period showcased in the film. It's okay; but, Connery wasn't a very experienced actor, at the time, and he doesn't carry the part well. This one was done for US cable.

3. Ian Fleming: Bondmaker (2005 TV Movie)

60 min | Drama

A look at the life of Ian Fleming from when he was in Naval Intelligence as a Commander until his death in 1964. This docudrama gives an insight into what Fleming was really like and how he wrote the Bond novels.

Director: John Alexander | Stars: Ben Daniels, Emily Woof, Pip Torrens, Nickolas Grace

Votes: 40

BBC tv movie, with another bio of Fleming. No idea how factual this one was.

4. Fleming (2014)

TV-MA | 44 min | Biography, Drama, Romance

Look at the 007 creator, Ian Fleming, and his early life set against the permissive society of war-torn WWII London.

Stars: Dominic Cooper, Lara Pulver, Samuel West, Anna Chancellor

Votes: 5,279

Recent era tv mini-series that looks at Fleming's wartime service and his relationship with Ann Chateris, which included an extra-marital affair, as well as their ultimate marriage. It also brings up their "extra-curricular" activities. Also from the BBC.

5. Climax! (1954–1958)
Episode: Casino Royale (1954)

Unrated | 52 min | Drama

American spy James Bond must outsmart card wiz and crime boss Le Chiffre while monitoring his actions.

Director: William H. Brown Jr. | Stars: Barry Nelson, Peter Lorre, Linda Christian, William Lundigan

Votes: 1,504

Bond debuted, in other media, on a South African radio program. This was his debut in a visual medium. Climax was an anthology series, which produced teleplays. true to form for America, the very British James Bond becomes American Jimmy Bond, of Combined Intelligence, and Felix Leiter is the Limey. Barry Nelson is a rather unlikely Bond, based on what we would come to know; but, he was a good actor. Peter Lorre is Le Chiffre, the man Bond is there to take down. It's also a bit bit brutal, even for tv. You can find it on Youtube. It's entirely done in a studio, so don't expect the film series experience.

Can you imagine if that had been the film series? "My name is Bond, Jimmy Bond." It just doesn't have the same panache.

6. Dr. No (1962)

PG | 110 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

78 Metascore

A resourceful British government agent seeks answers in a case involving the disappearance of a colleague and the disruption of the American space program.

Director: Terence Young | Stars: Sean Connery, Ursula Andress, Bernard Lee, Joseph Wiseman

Votes: 179,379 | Gross: $16.07M

Now we're off to the races! We see a man (well, his hands) playing cards at the table, hear a Scottish burr, see him light a cigarette and say, "Bond, James Bond," and the rest is history!

Dr. No feels rather different from the later films, as the gang at Eon were still shaping their hero. Terrance Young is the real mastermind here, who turned the rough-edged Connery into the smooth Bond. They do, mostly, stick to the source material. Sylvia Trench was intended to be a regular character, whose affair with Bond is always being interrupted by mission. However, the interplay with Moneypenny was more interesting and Sylvia was let go from the firm. This one is very pulpy, with Bond essentially taking on Fu Manchu. Bond was never really about espionage. In the novels he is a knight sent to fight evil wizards and slay dragons, for Queen and Country. In the films, he's essentially a superhero sent by his government to do the same.

Jack Lord is a really odd choice for Felix Leiter, in retrospect. McGarret and Bond, working side by side.

The film is rather racist, though nowhere near as much as the book.

This was also the debut of the awesome John Barry-composed James Bond theme.

7. From Russia with Love (1963)

PG | 115 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

83 Metascore

James Bond willingly falls into an assassination plot involving a naive Russian beauty in order to retrieve a Soviet encryption device that was stolen by S.P.E.C.T.R.E.

Director: Terence Young | Stars: Sean Connery, Robert Shaw, Lotte Lenya, Daniela Bianchi

Votes: 145,340 | Gross: $24.80M

Bond is back, and so is Sylvia; but, she is going to end up unsatisfied. Instead, Bond gets called up to help a Russian fan defect, with a code machine, and the help of a Turkish contact (played by a Mexican actor), while he is also hunted by a SPECTRE agent. The film mostly follows the book, except that the motivating force behind the plot is SPECTRE, not SMERSH, as in the book. Apart from the scenes on SPECTRE Island, and the briefing by Bloefeld (face kept unseen), the film mostly follows the book. The fight between Robert Shaw's Red Grant and Sean Connery's Bond is notorious for its brutality (though not as much as Rod Taylor, in Darker than Amber). This is also the debut of Desmond Llewellyn, as Q, who gives Bond a nifty little attache case, complete with knives, coins, tear gas cannisters, and an AR-7 survival rifle, for killing people (though a .22 is not the best sniping weapon). Pedro Amendariaz is awesome as Kerim Bey, called "Darko" Kerim, in the book. Yeah, Fleming wasn't exactly the most enlightened man in the world.

The theme song is sung by Matt Monro, who was noted for his romantic songs. Many a make-out session was conducted to a Matt Monro record, in the 60s and early 70s.

8. The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (1964–1968)

TV-PG | 50 min | Action, Adventure, Crime

The two top Agents of the United Network Command for Law and Enforcement (U.N.C.L.E.) fight the enemies of peace, particularly the forces of T.H.R.U.S.H.

Stars: Robert Vaughn, David McCallum, Leo G. Carroll, John Herman Shaner

Votes: 6,262

Now, you may ask, what the heck does this tv series have to do with Bond, apart from cashing in on its success? Well, one important thing; Ian Fleming contributed some ideas to the creation of it. Much of what he suggested never came to fruition, but the name Solo was his. The series is a bit different than Bond, given the budget; but, also in the structure. The professional UNCLE agents would often enlist the help of an amateur in their battles with THRUSH. They had the gadgets, especially the ultra-cool UNCLE Special pistols (Walther P-38 with telescopic sight, shoulder stock, barrel extension, silencer, and extended magazine), and later got a special car (which apparently was a lemon, as it kept breaking down during filming). They also had a really cool theme song.

9. Goldfinger (1964)

PG | 110 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

87 Metascore

While investigating a gold magnate's smuggling, James Bond uncovers a plot to contaminate the Fort Knox gold reserve.

Director: Guy Hamilton | Stars: Sean Connery, Gert Fröbe, Honor Blackman, Shirley Eaton

Votes: 202,529 | Gross: $51.08M

Gold-fingerrrrrrrrrr!

This is the film that really put Bond on the map, creating a worldwide phenomena and merchandising extravaganza. Bond takes on a grandiose villain, Auric Goldfinger, and the series most awesome henchman, Oddjob (played by professional wrestler Harold Sakata). It is also the first time that Bond would collide with the Avengers, as Cathy Gale becomes Pussy Galore (a name that you could never get away with, today). This one has everything, from the tricked-out Aston Martin DB5 to Goldfinger's laser torture device, to an attack on Fort Knox. It also has a naked woman painted in gold! Now that's filmmaking. Of course, you can't leave out the loudest theme song of all, sung by Shirley Bassey, who really belts out that last note. Shirley would return for two more songs.

This also features the most memorable scene of any of the films, as Bond is strapped to a table, with a laser beam advancing towards his crotch.

"Do expect me to talk?"

"No Mr Bond; I expect you to die!"

10. The Ipcress File (1965)

Passed | 109 min | Drama, Thriller

66 Metascore

In London, a wisecracking spy investigates the kidnapping and brainwashing of British scientists while dealing with the constraints of his agency's bureaucracy.

Director: Sidney J. Furie | Stars: Michael Caine, Nigel Green, Guy Doleman, Sue Lloyd

Votes: 17,580

I bring this up as more of a sidenote. After the huge success of Bond, everyone was scrambling to make spy films. On of the properties acquired for a film series was LenDeighton's The IPCRESS File. Deighton's spy is a bit more realistic than Bond, with hours of surveillance and paperwork. The character has no name in the novel, but is called Harry Palmer. Palmer is insubordinate and a crook, one who was caught by military authorities and finds himself forced to work for Col. Ross. Palmer is an anti-Bond. he wears thick glasses, cheap suits, and a mackintosh. He has no car and carries a Colt .32 revolver. not exactly glamorous. However, he still gets the ladies, with the help of some gourmet cooking skills and good looks and a rough charm.

Now, that's all well and good, you say; but, why this one and not other Bond knockoffs/rivals? Well, the series is produced by harry Saltzman, co-producer of the early Bond films. Salztman spread his wings a bit, while Cubby Broccoli pretty much stuck with Bond. I won't go into the other films, as I have a separate list for that (Spy-fi Goodness).

11. Thunderball (1965)

PG | 130 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

64 Metascore

James Bond heads to the Bahamas to recover two nuclear warheads stolen by S.P.E.C.T.R.E. Agent Emilio Largo in an international extortion scheme.

Director: Terence Young | Stars: Sean Connery, Claudine Auger, Adolfo Celi, Luciana Paluzzi

Votes: 127,080 | Gross: $63.60M

Bond is back, and SPECTRE is playing out in the open. For me, this is when the films got really cool. SPECTRE is playing hardball now, hijacking a Vulcan bomber, landing it in the Caribbean, and taking it's nuclear warheads to blackmail the governments of the world. Enter Bond, who immediately spots the angle to find the bombs that his superiors missed, a hot chick! So, off to the Bahamas for lots of scuba diving, card playing, sex, and killing. Of course, things start out with Bond at a health spa; but, Bond even finds a way to liven up dieting and exercise: sex and murder!

This thing also has one of the coolest opening segments, with Bond kicking the crap out of a SPECTRE agent (in drag!!!) and a jet pack escape, with a real jet pack! Take that Aston Martin (which returns for more fun).

So many great scenes, especially the SPECTRE board meeting, complete with electrocution. You know a lot of CEOs wish that they could do the same! The set up was endlessly swiped.

Of course, since Largo is a modern pirate, he has to have an eyepatch. Suprised he didn't have a parrot sitting around on the Disco Volante.

Tom Jones does the theme, fittingly. You don't get many singers as masculine as Bond, apart from Tom Jones.

The film also marks where trouble began for the Bond franchise, in the form of Kevin McClory. More on him in a minute.

12. Casino Royale (1967)

Approved | 131 min | Comedy

48 Metascore

In an early spy spoof, aging Sir James Bond comes out of retirement to take on SMERSH.

Directors: Val Guest, Ken Hughes, John Huston, Joseph McGrath, Robert Parrish, Richard Talmadge | Stars: David Niven, Peter Sellers, Ursula Andress, Orson Welles

Votes: 32,483

Bond is back, and so is James Bond, and James Bond. Everyone is Bond! This was a spoof of the films, with everything and the kitchen sink and way too many cooks (and chiefs). It has 5 credited and one uncredited directors, 3 credited writers, and David Niven, Peter Sellers, and Woody Allen as James Bond. The conceit is that James Bond is the name used for all British agents. It's pure 60s psychedelia, but mostly a disjointed, bizarre artifact. It has some great moments, but a lit of silly or plain stupid stuff in between.

13. You Only Live Twice (1967)

PG | 117 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

61 Metascore

James Bond and the Japanese Secret Service must find and stop the true culprit of a series of space hijackings, before war is provoked between Russia and the United States.

Director: Lewis Gilbert | Stars: Sean Connery, Akiko Wakabayashi, Mie Hama, Tetsurô Tanba

Votes: 117,524 | Gross: $43.08M

SPECTRE, space hijackings, volcano fortresses, piranhas, ninja commandos, Little Nellie, Peter Maivia, and Bond masquerading as a Japanese fisherman; this film has everything! This one totally rocks, oozing awesomeness from every gunshot and explosion. The script is from Roald Dahl, who creates a new candyland for Bond to play in. This stuff was stolen by everyone; but, no one ever matched the sheer cinematic poetry of a ninja commando assault climax!

Bond's fight with a SPECTRE goon, played by pro wrestler Peter Maivia (grandfather of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson) almost matches FRWL for brutality. Bond hits him with a couch! And Maivia shrugs it off!!! Ho, yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally, we get to see Bloefeld. It doesn't quite live up to the imagination; but, Donald Pleasance plays a great icy psychotic. "Kill Bond, Now!"

Nancy Sinatra does the theme song, a more low key affair.

By the way, those rocket guns were real, but they didn't work very well. It was found that the projectile was ineffective, if it didn't reach full velocity. In testing, they found that the projectile couldn't penetrate a sheet of cardboard, held against the muzzle. Little Nellie was also a real gyro-copter, though, sadly, without the armament.

14. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

G | 144 min | Adventure, Family, Fantasy

64 Metascore

A down-on-his-luck inventor turns a broken-down Grand Prix car into a fancy vehicle for his children, and then they go off on a magical fantasy adventure to save their grandfather in a far-off land.

Director: Ken Hughes | Stars: Dick Van Dyke, Sally Ann Howes, Lionel Jeffries, Benny Hill

Votes: 50,700 | Gross: $7.50M

What the heck does a movie based on a children's book have to do with Bond? Well, the book was written by Ian Fleming and the film is produced by Harry Saltzman. Fleming wrote the novel while recovering from a heart attack, at the suggestion of a friend. Fleming used to tell the friend's son bedtime stories and the father thought thet would make a great book. Fleming went to town with a story about a wondrous motor car, the invention of Caractacus Potts.

The film very loosely adapts Fleming's story, turning it into a musical that was intended to rival Mary Poppins. In that, it doesn't succeed; however, it is great, if disjointed fun. It features Goldfinger's Gert Frobe as a Bavarian king who has outlawed children and who covets the car, as he has a love for toys. Benny Hill appears as a toymaker who helps out the Potts. However, the truly memormable and nightmare-inducing character is the Child Catcher, played by Australian dancer/actor Robert Helpmann. That man can scare the pants off the toughest Marine. the first time I saw the film (on tv), and Helpmann leered into the camera, while searching for JKeremy and Jemima, I ran screaming from the room (I was about 4 or 5 years old, sue me). Even as an adult he creeps me out. he gets a bit of justice in the end; but, you are left wishing that he got a gory death, just to make sure he couldn't come back.

There are some good songs and good scenes; but, it is kind of disjointed and a bit too long.

15. On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969)

PG | 142 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

61 Metascore

British agent James Bond goes undercover to pursue the villainous Ernst Stavro Blofeld, who is planning to hold the world to ransom.

Director: Peter R. Hunt | Stars: George Lazenby, Diana Rigg, Telly Savalas, Gabriele Ferzetti

Votes: 99,435 | Gross: $22.80M

Well, the "other guy" decided to take a powder, so enter George Lazenby. I know this is considered the low point of the series; but, It's actually one of the best films, from a story standpoint. Bloefeld is back, brainwashing a network of women to spread viruses around the globe, destroying agricultural production unless the world's government s come across with the cash, and a hereditary title! Yeah, only a British writer would come up with a supervillain who wants a noble title, when he has the world by the throat.

Lazenby is better than some would say, handling the action ery well, and actually handling some of the dramatic stuff well; not as well as Connery; but better than Moore did, in some of his films.

Leaving aside Lazenby, you have the ultra-suave Telly Savalas as a more charming Bloefeld and Diana Rigg as the only woman who can tame Bond. It would take Emma Peel, as we get the second crossing of paths between Bond and The Avengers. Next, we have some of the most awesome action scenes, with SPECTRE agents chasing bond down a ski slope, in cars, in the middle of a demolition derby, and back on skis. You get another great commando assault, from helicopters, and Bond and Bloefeld battling on bobsleds. Truly magnificent, though one wonders how much greater it could have been, with Timothy Dalton (who was considered for the role, at this time).

Theme song ("We Have All the Time in the World")done by Louis Armstrong; a nice romantic piece that sets us up for a gut punch. It's the first one, apart from Dr No (which doesn't really count) to not share the movie title

16. Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

PG | 120 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

59 Metascore

A diamond smuggling investigation leads James Bond to Las Vegas where he uncovers an evil plot involving a rich business tycoon.

Director: Guy Hamilton | Stars: Sean Connery, Jill St. John, Charles Gray, Lana Wood

Votes: 114,132 | Gross: $43.82M

Well, Eon thought that Lazenby was a failure (maybe so); so, they brought back the "other guy." Connery demanded and got a truckload of money to come back; but, it wasn't enough to get him to exercise. Too bad this one didn't start at a health club, because Sean looks like he could use it. The toupe wasn't very good, either. The film starts out with Bond on the vengeance trail; but, it is marred by a joke when Bond is face to face with a man he really, really wants to kill!. It kind of sets the tone for things, as a lot of it is played for laughs. Still, Connery is cool and Jill St. John is a fun female lead, even if the plot is a bit wonky and the henchmen are rather bizarre (a gay duo as hitmen). Jimmy Dean gets to play a Southern-fried Howard Hughes, while Charles Gray trades in his previous sacrificial lamb role (in YOLT) for Bloefeld. He matches Savalas' charm, but without the air of menace that Telly had. Bond also conveniently seems to forget that this is the man that killed his wife. We get space based lasers, before Ronald Reagan became fixated on them. It's a mess; but, an entertaining mess.

It does have one of the greatest exchanges of the series:

"Hi, I'm Plenty!"

"Of course you are."

"Plenty O'Toole."

"Named for your father, no doubt."

Shirley Bassey returns to theme song duties.

17. Live and Let Die (1973)

PG | 121 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

55 Metascore

James Bond is sent to stop a diabolically brilliant heroin magnate armed with a complex organisation and a reliable psychic tarot card reader.

Director: Guy Hamilton | Stars: Roger Moore, Yaphet Kotto, Jane Seymour, Clifton James

Votes: 115,455 | Gross: $35.38M

Now, it's Roger Moore's turn at bat. Moore gained international success as Simon Templar, The Saint, in the iconic ITV series (which is where I first encountered Moore). Like Bond, Templar was cool and sophisticated and traveled the world. However, Simon tended to use his brains to get out of a situation more than his brawn. Moore was going to be a tough fit for the hard hitting Bond.

The film starts out well; but, it quickly deviates into a Blaxploitation film, with the whitest of heroes. It flip-flops between deadly serious and completely silly, covering up the disconnect with big stunt pieces. Stunts had always been a big part of Bond; but, now the became more of the focus , rather than being used to accentuate the story. This one gave is the epic boat chase and jump. It has its moments, quite a few, actually, but it gets a bit wonky, from time to time. The cast is great, though Clifton James, as Sheriff JW Pepper, is just too cartoony. He has the best line, though: "Secret Agent; on whose side?"

The whole thing is a mish-mash of voodo, stunts, paranormal abilities, Blaxploitation criminals, and general silliness. It's an etnertaining movie; but it was a big sign that Moore's Bond was not going to live in the same world as Connery's, no how much they tried.

Title song by Paul McCartney and Wings, which is suitably awesome, until Guns 'N' Roses butchered it.

Bond gets a magnetic watch, in this one, which he uses a few times. It was better than the gas pellet projectiles he uses at the end.

18. The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

PG | 125 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

43 Metascore

James Bond is targeted by the world's most expensive assassin, while he attempts to recover sensitive solar cell technology that is being sold to the highest bidder.

Director: Guy Hamilton | Stars: Roger Moore, Christopher Lee, Britt Ekland, Maud Adams

Votes: 113,063 | Gross: $20.97M

Dracula vs Bond! That might have been pretty good; this isn't bad, but nothing epic as that. Last time it was Blaxploitation, this time it's kung fu, as Bond has to fight some martial arts muscle, in a school.

Christopher Lee is great, and Herve Villachaize makes for an interesting twist on Oddjob, though he is never menacing. Maude Adams, is just kind of there; but Britt Ecklund makes up for her. JW Pepper is, coincidentally, back, on (convenient) vacation in Thailand. Things get about as racist as they did in the last one, though mostly because of Pepper.

There's some great scenes, like the MI-6 base, inside the half-sunken Queen Elizabeth, and some intriguing cat-and-mouse stuff; but, it leaves you a bit empty. We get another pointless stunt, with the corkscrew car jump, and a boat chase down the canals around Bangkok. It's a decent popcorn film; but continues a trend of Moore's Bond as being more lighthearted.

Title song is from Lulu, this time, and is one of my favorites, as a pure song.

Scaramanga gets the cool gadgets this time, including his Golden Gun and flying car, not to mention his solar cannon.

19. The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

PG | 125 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

55 Metascore

James Bond investigates the hijacking of British and Russian submarines carrying nuclear warheads, with the help of a K.G.B. agent whose lover he killed.

Director: Lewis Gilbert | Stars: Roger Moore, Barbara Bach, Curd Jürgens, Richard Kiel

Votes: 116,263 | Gross: $46.80M

Bond returns, in what is essentially a mash-up of Thunderball and You Only Live Twice (mostly YOLT). Some Bloefeld wannabe has an underwater base, a submarine engulfing supertanker, and a plot to destroy the surfaace world so he can have an aquatic paradise. Hey, nobody's stopping you from living under the ocean, buddy!

It's more of the same, with the added twist of Bond working with a Russian agent, who has a personal vendetta against Bod. Of course, she conveniently forgets that. The film does deliver the best henchman since Oddjob, with Richard Kiel as Jaws. That makes up for a lot, and the action in the third act is pretty good. This is also where the Q briefing mayhem debuted, more or less, with things being tested in the lab.

The interesting thing is that the original idea here was a new generation of SPECTRE, who wipes out the old guard. Legal issues prevented that, so we got this instead, plus a submersible Lotus Esprit sportscar. That was pretty cool!

Carly Simon sings the title song, a decidedly understated one. Like OHMSS, the song title does not share the movie's, though it is referenced in the lyrics.

The end credits say For Your Eyes Only is next.

20. Moonraker (1979)

PG | 126 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

66 Metascore

James Bond investigates the mid-air theft of a space shuttle, and discovers a plot to commit global genocide.

Director: Lewis Gilbert | Stars: Roger Moore, Lois Chiles, Michael Lonsdale, Richard Kiel

Votes: 108,786 | Gross: $70.31M

The end credits lied! For Your Eyes Only was supposed to be next, until a little movie, titled Star Wars came along. Eon looked at the books and grabbed Moonraker, since that has a spacial connection, even though the plot is about an ICBM. The film involves hijacked space shuttles (before NASA ever launched one), massive space stations somehow built and maintained secretly, and orchids that cause sterility. It also involves birds doing a doubletake, as Roger Moore drives a Venetian gondola through St. Mark's Square. At least Jaws is back.

Lois Childs makes for a rather bland love interest and even Jaws gets a girl. Michael Lonsdale is a rather understated megalomaniac.

This one is a real "Meh!"

Theme song is Shirley Bassey's third and last. It's not up to the previous two, though she handles it well.

Bond gets a wrist mounted dart gun and a pretty swanky speedboat. Drax has space shuttles and laser pistols. Bad guys win the coll gadget competition.

21. For Your Eyes Only (1981)

PG | 127 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

54 Metascore

Secret service agent James Bond is assigned to find a missing British vessel equipped with a weapons encryption device and prevent it from falling into enemy hands.

Director: John Glen | Stars: Roger Moore, Carole Bouquet, Topol, Lynn-Holly Johnson

Votes: 108,281 | Gross: $62.30M

Well, after Bond went off the rails, it's time to go back to the source material. This film is an amalgam of the short stories "For Your Eyes Only" and "Risico." It's pretty darn good, apart from a very disco-synth soundtrack. We have to do without the Bond thing, which is a huge mistake.

Otherwise, it's a darn good, mostly serious Bond, with one negative aspect. The film opens with Bond visiting the grave of his late wife (who is name dropped in Spy, though Moore didn't play the moment very well), when he is picked up by a helicopter, which is under the control of an unnamed (but essentially Bloefeld) bald man, in a wheel chair. Bond allegedly comes in conact with the man who killed his wife and he is cracking jokes. It's kind of a send off, since Eon can't use Bloefeld or SPECTRE (explanation to follow), but not a good one and one treated as a joke, to fit Moore's style. Apart from that, the film is good and serious, though Moore is starting to show his age, especially when Lynn-Holly Johnson is coming on to him. The writers had the good sens for Bond to be put off by it, given the age difference.

Sheena Easton does the title song and becomes the first singer to appear in the opening titles, with a tease that she is topless.

The gadgets were kept fairly minimal, in this one. Sadly, Bernard Lee was gone from the series, as M. He was greatly missed.

22. Octopussy (1983)

PG | 131 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

63 Metascore

A fake Fabergé egg recovered from the body of a fellow agent leads James Bond to uncover a jewel smuggling operation led by the mysterious Octopussy, and a plot to blow up a NATO air base.

Director: John Glen | Stars: Roger Moore, Maud Adams, Louis Jourdan, Kristina Wayborn

Votes: 112,971 | Gross: $67.90M

Bond returns, and so does Maud Adams. This time, she is an international criminal, working with Russian agents, who are secretly plotting to create a nuclear incident in Germany, to spark WW3. Even the Russians don't want this.

This isn't the greatest film, but I enjoy it quite a bit. Octopussy's gang of ladies is quite fun, especially in the third act commando assault. However, it has some dumb moments, like Bond swinging on a vine, complete with Tarzan yell; and, using his Barbara Woodhouse on a tiger. The cast is good and the stunts are fun. Moore isn't looking any younger though.

Rita Coolidge does the theme tune, "All Time High," so-named because a song called Octopussy wasn't going to get airplay.

Bond gets to romp around in a Bede acrobatic mini-jet, use a tracking device (hidden in his pen) and a few other Q gadgets, including an crocodile submersible.

This film also found itself in the unique situation of being in competition with another Bond film (apart from YOLT and Casino Royale; but, that was a spoof).

23. Never Say Never Again (1983)

PG | 134 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

68 Metascore

A S.P.E.C.T.R.E. agent has stolen two American nuclear warheads, and James Bond must find their targets before they are detonated.

Director: Irvin Kershner | Stars: Sean Connery, Kim Basinger, Klaus Maria Brandauer, Max von Sydow

Votes: 73,130 | Gross: $55.50M

This was the competition. Sean Connery stars in what is essentially a remake of Thunderball. Here's the story:

Way back in 1958, McClory was approached to turn Bond into a film. he worked with Fleming and they developed ascreenplay, called Longitude 78 West. Fleming wasn't happy with it and worked with his partner to push McClory out. Fleming then turned the screenplay ideas into Thunderball. McClory filed suit and a settlement was reached which assigned literary rights to Fleming and screen rights to McClory. McClory was a producer on Thunderball. he thenspent the next several years trying to launch a new Bond film, called Warhead and/or James Bond of the Secret Service. He finally got backing, leading to this.

The film would probably not have gotten made if Sean Connery hadn't agreed to do it. Watching it, you get the sense he did it (apart from a boatload of money) because it tends to take the mickey out of Bond. It even includes Rowan Atkinson as an official from the British embassy (or commonwealth office/High Commission, whatever it's called.)

The film is pretty much Thunderball-lite, with one notable exception: Barbara Carrera as Fatima Blush. She steals the film and would have made a great villain in the real series. If it weren't for her, this would be a complete joke, although Klaus Maria Brandauer is pretty good as Maximillian Largo. Kim Basinger is pretty, but not much else.

At least this got to have SPECTRE.

Title song is from Lanni Hall

24. The Return of the Man from U.N.C.L.E.: The Fifteen Years Later Affair (1983 TV Movie)

TV-PG | 96 min | Action, Adventure, Crime

When THRUSH steals a nuclear weapon and demands a ransom delivered by Napoleon Solo, UNCLE recalls him and his partner to duty.

Director: Ray Austin | Stars: Robert Vaughn, David McCallum, Patrick Macnee, Tom Mason

Votes: 743

Although Fleming was tangentially involved in the creation of UNCLE, that's not the connection here. At the beginning of the film, Napoleon Solo helps a Russian woman escape from an abuser. He is chased by the guys goons and gets assistance from a friend in an Aston Martin, with the license plate "JB". The woman remarks, "...the famous JB?" JB was played by George Lazenby, who, of all the Bonds, probably needed the work. The film reunites Solo and Kuryakin to deal with a revived THRUSH and they even get a new UNCLE Special (derived from a Heckler and Koch P-7), though you barely get to see the thing. Patrick MacNee guest stars as Sir John Raliegh, the new head of UNCLE, giving it an Avengers connection.

25. A View to a Kill (1985)

PG | 131 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

40 Metascore

The recovery of a microchip from the body of a fellow British secret agent leads James Bond to a mad industrialist scheming to cause massive destruction.

Director: John Glen | Stars: Roger Moore, Christopher Walken, Tanya Roberts, Grace Jones

Votes: 104,894 | Gross: $50.33M

Roger Moore ends his tenure as Bond, looking very old and tired. We get the third Avengers connection, with John Steed himself, Patrick MacNee, though he isn't weel utilized. Tanya Roberts is probably the blandest love interest of all, with the possible exception of Lois Childs. We do get Christopher Walken as a psychotic tech baron; but, it seems a little low rent for Bond. Grace Jones provides the henchwoman; but never really gets to shine.

This was definitely Moore's low point. I'm a Connery person; but, Moore was entertaining, in a slightly cheesier way, though he did all right in the action scenes. he never seemed deadly, like Connery or Dalton; but, he carried off the sophisticated part well and was better at the goofy stuff than Connery, even though the material was cheesier. I prefer his earlier films to the latter, apart from For Your Eyes Only (his best, in my opinion).

Duran Duran provide the theme song, which was the highest charting hit of all the theme tunes. The music video inserts them into the action.

Even the gadgets are kind of tired, in this one.

26. The Living Daylights (1987)

PG | 130 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

59 Metascore

James Bond is sent to investigate a KGB policy to kill all enemy spies, and uncovers an arms deal that potentially has major global ramifications.

Director: John Glen | Stars: Timothy Dalton, Maryam d'Abo, Jeroen Krabbé, Joe Don Baker

Votes: 105,835 | Gross: $51.19M

Timohy Dalton takes over from Roger Moore, adding a bit of vitality. he was actually considered for the role back when Sean left, but felt he was too young. Well, he gets his chance, though he is stuck with some changes to appease PC: Bond is monogamous and doesn't smoke. The smoking isn't a big deal but the second part kind of hamstrings one of the chief appeals of the series.

Dalton does a good job and the story is mostly good, adapting the title short story for the first act, then building from there. The stunts don't get too outrageous, though the fight from a cargo net, hanging outside a C-130 is a little over-the-top (though gripping). Maryam d'Abo makes for a good love interest and Jeroen Krabbe and John Rhys-Davies make for good additions. The weakness is Joe Don Baker, as the villain. He's too much of a low caliber threat for Bond. It's like sending a SWAT Team to apprehend a shoplifter.

Dalton plays it more like the literary Bond, a ruthless killer; but one who doesn't particularly like his job. He just does it and moves on. he's also a loner, with few friends. he does a really good job, though he has to leave his moustache behind (Dalton+ 'tache=awesome!).

On the whole, it's a pretty good film and a promising start to things.

Theme song is from A-ha, giving them one last fling with a hit.

27. Licence to Kill (1989)

PG-13 | 133 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

58 Metascore

A vengeful James Bond goes rogue to infiltrate and take down the organization of a drug lord who has murdered his friend's new wife and left him near death.

Director: John Glen | Stars: Timothy Dalton, Robert Davi, Carey Lowell, Talisa Soto

Votes: 112,067 | Gross: $34.67M

Eon was pretty much out of book and story titles by this point; but, they recycled a bit of plot from Live and Let Die (the novel) and tacked on a drug lord. Once again, Dalton's awesomeness is undercut by a weak villain. Bond is suddenly thrust into Miami Vice, and gets Wayne Newton for his troubles. Major let down. It has it's pluses, though. Cary Lowell and Talisa Soto are good as the love interests and Benicio Del Toro makes a great psychotic. Robert Davi is fairly pointless, as a villain. David Hedison returns as Felix Leiter (he played him in Live and Let Die) and provides the motivation for Bond to go after the drug dealer, despite official warnings to let the regular authorities handle it. At least Dalton handles the emotional aspects of the story well.

The stunts here are more for the sake of having a stunt than servicing the story.

Gladys Knight does the theme song, which isn't one of the more memorable, though that isn't her fault. She's a great singer and gives it her all.

Bond gets a nifty "signature gun," in this one: a gun disguised as a video camera, that is keyed to his palm print, so no one else can use it.

Unfortunately, this would be Dalton's end with the series, as legal fights and bad scripts called the series to a halt.

28. James Bond Jr. (1991–1992)

TV-Y | 30 min | Animation, Action, Adventure

The nephew of MI6's greatest spy continues his uncle's legacy by battling a rogues' gallery of new and familiar villains with the help of his schoolmates.

Stars: Corey Burton, Jeff Bennett, Jan Rabson, Mari Devon

Votes: 697

This is here as a cautionary tale of what happens when your franchise is stuck in litigation and a creative desert.

This cartoon series features the exploits of a young James Bond; well, his nephew. That's about all you need to know. the premise of a young Bond isn't a bad idea and has been explored well in YA books; but, this wasn't the vessel for it. Try Danger Mouse, instead.

29. GoldenEye (1995)

PG-13 | 130 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

65 Metascore

Years after a friend and fellow 00 agent is killed on a joint mission, a secret space based weapons program known as "GoldenEye" is stolen. James Bond is assigned to stop a Russian crime syndicate from using the weapon.

Director: Martin Campbell | Stars: Pierce Brosnan, Sean Bean, Izabella Scorupco, Famke Janssen

Votes: 270,196 | Gross: $106.60M

Next up is Pierce Brosnan. Brosnan was actually cast as Bond, after Roger Moore left the series; but, NBC decided to exercise their option on his Remington Steel contract and hold him to more episodes, mainly due to the publicity of his Bond casting. The series was essentially cancelled, which is why Brosnan was free for the role, then he was double-crossed. As it was, Steele limped through a few more episodes and then was cancelled. Brosnan had to sit things out for a long time. Meanwhile, his other connection to the series was his wife, Cassandra Harris, who played one of Bond's lovers in For Your Eyes Only (the sacrificial lamb role). Now, Brosnan had a chance to show what he could do.

Brosnan is the Bond who has to deal with a post Soviet espionage world; but, the script makes good use of this, using the chaos and corruption in the new Russia to set up the theft of major weaponry. Brosnan even gets a decent villain, in a turncoat 00 agent, played by the ever-cool Sean Bean. Joe Don Baker returns to Bond in a decent support role, proving that he could be a good actor when motivated. All in all, it's a great film and the stunts are mostly in service to the plot, apart from the tank chase, through the streets of Moscow.

Theme song is from Tina Turner, who does a great job and Eric Serra does the music. serra kind of auditioned for it with his terrific score in La Femme Nikita. Nikita's Tchecky Karyo also appears in the film, further cementing the link to the best non-Bond espionage film of the 90s.

The gadgets get are pretty much product placement in Brosnan's films and are rather mundane.

The film series also gets a female M, played by the always great Judi Dench, who is as iconic in the role as Bernard Lee. Desmond Llewellyn continues as Q.

30. Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

PG-13 | 119 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

52 Metascore

James Bond sets out to stop a media mogul's plan to induce war between China and the UK in order to obtain exclusive global media coverage.

Director: Roger Spottiswoode | Stars: Pierce Brosnan, Jonathan Pryce, Michelle Yeoh, Teri Hatcher

Votes: 204,660 | Gross: $125.33M

For Brosnan's second outing, he gets to take on an evil media mogul. Yeah, Bond taking on a Rupert Murdoch/Robert Maxwell clone isn't exactly epic. However, he has the butt-kicking Michelle Yeoh to elevate things and a pretty cool motorcycle chase to liven things up. I have trouble getting to excited about this one, apart from Michelle Yeoh's scenes. The rest just feels kind of generic and beneath Bond. The stealth ship is cool and was based on then-current R&D. However, much of the plot revolves around everyone in the military being idiots, which is a problem in many of the Bond films, but is really bad here. It's an okay entry, but a bit disappointing.

Theme song is from Sheryl Crow and it is one that I never particularly cared for. It's kind of "blah."

31. The World Is Not Enough (1999)

PG-13 | 128 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

57 Metascore

James Bond uncovers a nuclear plot while protecting an oil heiress from her former kidnapper, an international terrorist who can't feel pain.

Director: Michael Apted | Stars: Pierce Brosnan, Sophie Marceau, Robert Carlyle, Denise Richards

Votes: 209,954 | Gross: $126.94M

The final Bond of the 20th Century, which doesn't exactly round out things well. Bond is looking for a terrorist who bombed MI-6's headquarters. Okay, not bad, but said terrorist is a rather too understated Robert Carlisle. The really interesting character is Sophie Marceau's oil heiress. She makes a great villain; but, needed a bigger plot and less nonsense with Carlisle's character.

The really weak part is Denise Richards, as the world's most unbelievable nuclear expert. She also has the stupidest character name in a series that has had many candidates.

This would be Desmond Llewellyn's last appearance as Q, as he was sadly killed in a car accident, while returning from a personal appearance. He is given an assistant, R, played by John Cleese. There is no Q in the books (the character was later given the name of Major Boothroyd, the armorer in the novel, Dr. No), it's hard to imagine the films without him (though he does not appear in Dr No, the film). He is greatly missed.

The theme song is from Garbage, and I'll just let the joke sit there. The video was pretty cool.

The film does have a pretty awesome opening sequence, with a boat chase involving Bond's tricked out power boat. That thing reeks of awesome and does some amazing stunts. They also work in the Millennium Dome.

32. Die Another Day (2002)

PG-13 | 133 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

56 Metascore

James Bond is sent to investigate the connection between a North Korean terrorist and a diamond mogul, who is funding the development of an international space weapon.

Director: Lee Tamahori | Stars: Pierce Brosnan, Halle Berry, Rosamund Pike, Toby Stephens

Votes: 229,140 | Gross: $160.94M

Brosnan's tour of duty comes to a close and Bond celebrates it's 20th film, with many homages and easter eggs to past films. Unfortunately, that's about the only part worth watching, as the story is a complete mess, with pointless stunts and ludicrous gadgetry. It also has madonna in an acting role, which is rarely a good thing, and uses The Clash's "London Calling" in the middle of the film. If there is one thing that isn't Bond, it's punk rock, especially The Clash.

John Cleese gets promoted to Q and gets a nice scene. That's about it.

Madonna did the theme, which is another mediocre entry. The series pretty much breathes it's last.

33. Casino Royale (2006)

PG-13 | 144 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

80 Metascore

After earning 00 status and a licence to kill, secret agent James Bond sets out on his first mission as 007. Bond must defeat a private banker funding terrorists in a high-stakes game of poker at Casino Royale, Montenegro.

Director: Martin Campbell | Stars: Daniel Craig, Eva Green, Judi Dench, Jeffrey Wright

Votes: 694,475 | Gross: $167.45M

It took a little time; but, Bond arose from the ashes of the previous series for a reboot. Daniel Craig stirred much controversy as a fair-haired Bond, though I thought he was perfect for the role when I first saw him in The Layer Cake. he does an excellent job and he gets to, finally, adapt the first Bond novel. It's mostly faithful to things, apart from the opening and the airport scenes in the middle. The parkour chase adds a new twist to the stunts, with Bond having to compensate by brute force and guile.

Craig plays Bond very much like Fleming wrote him and Dalton portrayed him: a blunt weapon, with some psychological scarring. He also portrays him in a way heavily influenced by the recent Jason Bourne films.

Judi Dench returns to give some continuity to the past. This is a pretty darn good film.

Chris Cornell does the title sequence song, "You Know My Name," which isn't exactly one that sticks in your head. The theme tunes haven't really lived up to the past, after Tina Turner.

34. Quantum of Solace (2008)

PG-13 | 106 min | Action, Adventure, Mystery

58 Metascore

James Bond descends into mystery as he tries to stop a mysterious organisation from eliminating a country's most valuable resource.

Director: Marc Forster | Stars: Daniel Craig, Olga Kurylenko, Mathieu Amalric, Judi Dench

Votes: 470,721 | Gross: $168.37M

This is essentially a "part 2" to Casino Royale, as it serves to put an epilogue on that film. Other than that, it doesn't accomplish much, in part due to a writer's strike affecting production. This really needed a rethink and is fairly forgettable.

Jack White and Alicia Keys do the them, "Another Way to Die." Meh...

35. Skyfall (2012)

PG-13 | 143 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

81 Metascore

James Bond's loyalty to M is tested when her past comes back to haunt her. When MI6 comes under attack, 007 must track down and destroy the threat, no matter how personal the cost.

Director: Sam Mendes | Stars: Daniel Craig, Javier Bardem, Naomie Harris, Judi Dench

Votes: 731,023 | Gross: $304.36M

There was a delay in returning to Bond, caused by financial crises at MGM. After things worked themselves out, production moved forward, with Sam Mendes at the helm. Mendes was an odd choice, given his background in theater and his more art-driven films, though he had done action work with Road to Perdition. He turns out to be a great choice, as he delivers one of the most solid stories in years, which pays homage to many elements of Bond, without being as in your face about it as Die Another Day had been.

This is Judi Dench's swan song, as M, and she gets a pretty good send off. It's also Craig's first film where he is really "Bond," though a different sort of Bond than we are used to seeing. The film was a big hit and a major critical success. It's still not my Bond, as I prefer the more fantastic stories; but, it's a good film and delivers a bit more of the things I liked in the originals. I just wish these things could be more fun.

Theme song from Adele.

36. Spectre (I) (2015)

PG-13 | 148 min | Action, Adventure, Thriller

60 Metascore

A cryptic message from James Bond's past sends him on a trail to uncover the existence of a sinister organisation named SPECTRE. With a new threat dawning, Bond learns the terrible truth about the author of all his pain in his most recent missions.

Director: Sam Mendes | Stars: Daniel Craig, Christoph Waltz, Léa Seydoux, Ralph Fiennes

Votes: 466,133 | Gross: $200.07M

Sam Mendes returns to the directing chair and Daniel Craig returns as Bond. We get the return of Bloefeld and SPECTRE; but, not quite to the level of the glory days. It tries to relive a bit of the glory; but can't pull off the style and Craig has never really risen to "suave." It's also kind of washed-out looking. Bond was always filled with color, in the grand days. Not so much the Craig era. It's also hard to swallow the conspiracy at the heart and it's time Hollywood got off that kick.

Christopher Waltz and Monica Belucci co-star. One really wishes that Eon would also entice Belucci's husband (well, they are separated), Vincent Cassel into one of these.

Sam Smith sings the theme song, which, for my money, is one of the worst.

Craig's bond is plagued with too strong a desire to bring the real world into the fantasy of James Bond. Some will say that 9/11 and terrorism would suggest Bond needs to face a harsher world; but, Bond has always been a fantasy. It was a detective story on steroids, a travelogue of the exotic world, and a costume drama that made fashion designers giddy. It has the trappings; but it reeks more of product placement than panache. It's also oh so dour. Bond used to have wit (and probably way too much comedy, in the Moore years). Now, the lines can't even raise a chuckle. I like Craig, but he always feels like 008, standing in for 007; some Royal Marine s@#t-kicker, not the sophisticated ex-Naval Intelligence operative and super-agent. Maybe I'm stuck in the past; but, the past had so much more style and imagination.



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