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1. 3 (2010)
Unrated | 119 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
A Berlin-set drama centered on a 40-something couple who, separately, fall in love with the same man.
Director: Tom Tykwer | Stars: Sophie Rois, Sebastian Schipper, Devid Striesow, Angela Winkler
Votes: 5,391 | Gross: $0.06M
2. Rooster Cogburn (1975)
PG | 108 min | Adventure, Drama, Western
Marshal Rooster Cogburn unwillingly teams up with Eula Goodnight to track down her father's murderers.
Director: Stuart Millar | Stars: John Wayne, Katharine Hepburn, Anthony Zerbe, Richard Jordan
Votes: 13,127 | Gross: $8.02M
3. Stalingrad (1993)
Not Rated | 134 min | Drama, War
The story follows a group of German soldiers, from their Italian R&R in the summer of 1942 to the frozen steppes of Soviet Russia and ending with the battle for Stalingrad.
Director: Joseph Vilsmaier | Stars: Dominique Horwitz, Thomas Kretschmann, Jochen Nickel, Sebastian Rudolph
Votes: 37,727 | Gross: $0.08M
4. United 93 (2006)
R | 111 min | Action, Drama, History
A real-time account of the events on United Flight 93, one of the planes hijacked on September 11th, 2001 that crashed near Shanksville, Pennsylvania when passengers foiled the terrorist plot.
Director: Paul Greengrass | Stars: David Alan Basche, Olivia Thirlby, Liza Colón-Zayas, J.J. Johnson
Votes: 110,947 | Gross: $31.57M
5. Excalibur (1981)
PG | 140 min | Adventure, Drama, Fantasy
Merlin the magician helps Arthur Pendragon unite the Britons around the Round Table of Camelot, even as dark forces conspire to tear it apart.
Director: John Boorman | Stars: Nigel Terry, Helen Mirren, Nicholas Clay, Cherie Lunghi
Votes: 67,177 | Gross: $34.97M
6. Face/Off (1997)
R | 138 min | Action, Crime, Sci-Fi
To foil a terrorist plot, FBI agent Sean Archer assumes the identity of the criminal Castor Troy who murdered his son through facial transplant surgery, but the crook wakes up prematurely and vows revenge.
Director: John Woo | Stars: John Travolta, Nicolas Cage, Joan Allen, Alessandro Nivola
Votes: 400,955 | Gross: $112.23M
7. Good Will Hunting (1997)
R | 126 min | Drama, Romance
Will Hunting, a janitor at M.I.T., has a gift for mathematics, but needs help from a psychologist to find direction in his life.
Director: Gus Van Sant | Stars: Robin Williams, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Stellan Skarsgård
Votes: 1,068,226 | Gross: $138.43M
8. Rob Roy (1995)
R | 139 min | Adventure, Biography, Drama
In 1713 Scotland, Rob Roy MacGregor is wronged by a nobleman and his nephew, becomes an outlaw in search of revenge while fleeing the Redcoats, and faces charges of being a Jacobite.
Director: Michael Caton-Jones | Stars: Liam Neeson, Jessica Lange, John Hurt, Tim Roth
Votes: 45,673 | Gross: $31.60M
9. The Manchurian Candidate (2004)
R | 129 min | Drama, Mystery, Sci-Fi
In the midst of the Gulf War, soldiers are kidnapped and brainwashed for sinister purposes.
Director: Jonathan Demme | Stars: Denzel Washington, Liev Schreiber, Meryl Streep, Kimberly Elise
Votes: 116,634 | Gross: $65.96M
10. Jerry Maguire (1996)
R | 139 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
When a sports agent has a moral epiphany and is fired for expressing it, he decides to put his new philosophy to the test as an independent agent with the only athlete who stays with him and his former colleague.
Director: Cameron Crowe | Stars: Tom Cruise, Cuba Gooding Jr., Renée Zellweger, Kelly Preston
Votes: 287,059 | Gross: $153.95M
11. Copycat (1995)
R | 123 min | Drama, Mystery, Thriller
An agoraphobic psychologist and a female detective must work together to take down a serial killer who copies serial killers from the past.
Director: Jon Amiel | Stars: Sigourney Weaver, Holly Hunter, Dermot Mulroney, William McNamara
Votes: 65,942 | Gross: $32.05M
12. Blood Diamond (2006)
R | 143 min | Adventure, Drama, Thriller
A fisherman, a smuggler, and a syndicate of businessmen match wits over the possession of a priceless diamond.
Director: Edward Zwick | Stars: Leonardo DiCaprio, Djimon Hounsou, Jennifer Connelly, Kagiso Kuypers
Votes: 586,163 | Gross: $57.37M
13. The Mission (1986)
PG | 125 min | Adventure, Drama, History
Eighteenth-century Spanish Jesuits try to protect a remote South American tribe in danger of falling under the rule of pro-slavery Portugal.
Director: Roland Joffé | Stars: Robert De Niro, Jeremy Irons, Ray McAnally, Aidan Quinn
Votes: 65,699 | Gross: $17.22M
14. JFK (1991)
R | 189 min | Drama, History, Thriller
New Orleans District Attorney Jim Garrison discovers there's more to the Kennedy assassination than the official story.
Director: Oliver Stone | Stars: Kevin Costner, Gary Oldman, Jack Lemmon, Walter Matthau
Votes: 169,945 | Gross: $70.41M
15. John Q (2002)
PG-13 | 116 min | Crime, Drama, Thriller
John Quincy Archibald takes a hospital emergency room hostage when his insurance won't cover his son's heart transplant.
Director: Nick Cassavetes | Stars: Denzel Washington, Robert Duvall, Gabriela Oltean, Kimberly Elise
Votes: 143,705 | Gross: $71.76M
16. Body of Lies (2008)
R | 128 min | Action, Drama, Thriller
A CIA agent on the ground in Jordan hunts down a powerful terrorist leader while being caught between the unclear intentions of his American supervisors and Jordan Intelligence.
Director: Ridley Scott | Stars: Leonardo DiCaprio, Russell Crowe, Mark Strong, Golshifteh Farahani
Votes: 239,511 | Gross: $39.39M
17. Little Children (2006)
R | 137 min | Drama, Romance
The lives of two lovelorn spouses from separate marriages, a registered sex offender, and a disgraced ex-police officer intersect as they struggle to resist their vulnerabilities and temptations in suburban Massachusetts.
Director: Todd Field | Stars: Kate Winslet, Jennifer Connelly, Patrick Wilson, Jackie Earle Haley
Votes: 116,766 | Gross: $5.46M
18. Patriot Games (1992)
R | 117 min | Action, Thriller
When CIA analyst Jack Ryan interferes with an IRA assassination, a renegade faction targets him and his family for revenge.
Director: Phillip Noyce | Stars: Harrison Ford, Sean Bean, Anne Archer, Patrick Bergin
Votes: 120,442 | Gross: $83.29M
19. Jakob the Liar (1999)
PG-13 | 120 min | Drama, War
During World War II, an ordinary inhabitant of a ghetto fakes news about Allied offensives to inspire hope for other victims of the Nazi regime.
Director: Peter Kassovitz | Stars: Robin Williams, Hannah Taylor Gordon, Éva Igó, István Bálint
Votes: 17,997 | Gross: $4.96M
20. Ong-Bak: The Thai Warrior (2003)
R | 105 min | Action, Crime, Thriller
When the head of a statue sacred to a village is stolen, a young martial artist goes to the big city and finds himself taking on the underworld to retrieve it.
Director: Prachya Pinkaew | Stars: Tony Jaa, Phetthai Vongkumlao, Pumwaree Yodkamol, Suchao Pongwilai
Votes: 78,182 | Gross: $4.56M
21. Swing Vote (2008)
PG-13 | 120 min | Comedy, Drama
In a remarkable turn-of-events, the result of the presidential election comes down to one man's vote.
Director: Joshua Michael Stern | Stars: Kevin Costner, Paula Patton, Kelsey Grammer, Madeline Carroll
Votes: 19,406 | Gross: $16.28M
22. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)
PG-13 | 100 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
Video game adventurer Lara Croft comes to life in a movie where she races against time and villains to recover powerful ancient artifacts.
Director: Simon West | Stars: Angelina Jolie, Jon Voight, Iain Glen, Noah Taylor
Votes: 218,983 | Gross: $131.14M
23. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - The Cradle of Life (2003)
PG-13 | 117 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
Adventurer Lara Croft goes on a quest to save the mythical Pandora's Box, before an evil scientist finds it, and recruits a former Marine turned mercenary to assist her.
Director: Jan de Bont | Stars: Angelina Jolie, Gerard Butler, Chris Barrie, Ciarán Hinds
Votes: 144,884 | Gross: $65.66M
24. The Painted Veil (2006)
PG-13 | 125 min | Drama, Romance
Dr Walter gets married to the beautiful Kitty but soon finds out that she is cheating on him. Battling his way through problems, he heads to China to fight a dreaded disease spread in a small village.
Director: John Curran | Stars: Naomi Watts, Edward Norton, Liev Schreiber, Catherine An
Votes: 95,943 | Gross: $8.06M
25. Gone Baby Gone (2007)
R | 114 min | Crime, Drama, Mystery
Two Boston area detectives investigate a little girl's kidnapping, which ultimately turns into a crisis both professionally and personally.
Director: Ben Affleck | Stars: Morgan Freeman, Ed Harris, Casey Affleck, Michelle Monaghan
Votes: 292,964 | Gross: $20.30M
26. Monster (2003)
R | 109 min | Biography, Crime, Drama
Based on the life of Aileen Wuornos, a Daytona Beach prostitute who became a serial killer.
Director: Patty Jenkins | Stars: Charlize Theron, Christina Ricci, Bruce Dern, Lee Tergesen
Votes: 161,837 | Gross: $34.47M
27. A Perfect Getaway (2009)
R | 98 min | Drama, Mystery, Thriller
Two pairs of lovers on a Hawaiian vacation discover that psychopaths are stalking and murdering tourists on the islands.
Director: David Twohy | Stars: Milla Jovovich, Steve Zahn, Timothy Olyphant, Kiele Sanchez
Votes: 76,376 | Gross: $15.48M
28.
The Tudors (2007–2010)
Episode:
Everything Is Beautiful
(2008)
TV-MA | 52 min | Drama, History, Romance
As he seeks the annulment of his marriage to Katherine of Aragon, King Henry VIII appoints himself the head of the Church of England. And Anne Boleyn insists that Henry remove Queen Katherine from the picture -- and Court.
Director: Jeremy Podeswa | Stars: Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Henry Cavill, Natalie Dormer, Maria Doyle Kennedy
Votes: 763
29.
The Tudors (2007–2010)
Episode:
Tears of Blood
(2008)
TV-MA | 55 min | Drama, History, Romance
The Archbishop's capitulation to Henry results in Thomas More's resignation and a triumphal trip by Henry to France to show off his new queen to Francis.
Director: Jeremy Podeswa | Stars: Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Henry Cavill, Natalie Dormer, Maria Doyle Kennedy
Votes: 727
30.
The Tudors (2007–2010)
Episode:
Checkmate
(2008)
TV-MA | 53 min | Drama, History, Romance
After Henry breaks all ties with the church and marries Anne, the Pope threatens him with excommunication and authorizes Anne's assassination.
Director: Colm McCarthy | Stars: Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Henry Cavill, Natalie Dormer, Maria Doyle Kennedy
Votes: 696
31.
The Tudors (2007–2010)
Episode:
The Act of Succession
(2008)
TV-MA | 55 min | Drama, History, Romance
After princess Elisabeth's baptism, Henry orders Thomas Cromwell to draw up a bill of succession favoring his and Ann's offspring, to be accepted by an oath from all subjects. The affront ... See full summary »
Director: Colm McCarthy | Stars: Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Henry Cavill, Natalie Dormer, Maria Doyle Kennedy
Votes: 682
32.
The Tudors (2007–2010)
Episode:
His Majesty's Pleasure
(2008)
TV-MA | 55 min | Drama, History, Romance
Fisher and More continue to resist the coercion to take the oath and pay with their lives as Henry's ardor toward Anne subsides after her miscarriage.
Director: Ciaran Donnelly | Stars: Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Henry Cavill, Natalie Dormer, Maria Doyle Kennedy
Votes: 748
33.
The Tudors (2007–2010)
Episode:
The Definition of Love
(2008)
TV-MA | 52 min | Drama, History, Romance
When King Francis refuses to approve an engagement involving the baby but proposes one between Mary and the Dauphin, Henry begins to turn against Anne.
Director: Ciaran Donnelly | Stars: Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Henry Cavill, Natalie Dormer, Maria Doyle Kennedy
Votes: 674
34.
The Tudors (2007–2010)
Episode:
Matters of State
(2008)
TV-MA | 56 min | Drama, History, Romance
Henry warns Anne to stay out of state affairs, but her paranoiac fear of Catherine is only alleviated with her death and Anne's new pregnancy.
Director: Dearbhla Walsh | Stars: Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Henry Cavill, Natalie Dormer, Maria Doyle Kennedy
Votes: 660
35.
The Tudors (2007–2010)
Episode:
Lady in Waiting
(2008)
TV-MA | 53 min | Drama, History, Romance
The Pope excommunicates Henry, who recovers after a near-fatal jousting accident and begins a relationship with Jane Seymour.
Director: Dearbhla Walsh | Stars: Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Henry Cavill, Natalie Dormer, Nick Dunning
Votes: 666
36.
The Tudors (2007–2010)
Episode:
The Act of Treason
(2008)
TV-MA | 54 min | Drama, History, Romance
As Jane Seymour's fortunes rise, Anne's fall. Several of those close to her including her brother are tortured into confessing treason and beheaded.
Director: Jon Amiel | Stars: Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Henry Cavill, Natalie Dormer, Nick Dunning
Votes: 750
37.
The Tudors (2007–2010)
Episode:
Destiny and Fortune
(2008)
TV-MA | 50 min | Drama, History, Romance
Anne goes to her death continuing to pronounce her innocence and that of the accused men.
Director: Jon Amiel | Stars: Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Henry Cavill, Natalie Dormer, Nick Dunning
Votes: 870
38.
House of Cards (2013–2018)
Episode:
Chapter 27
(2015)
TV-MA | 59 min | Drama
Frank's approval ratings have plummeted. Doug goes through rehab over his injury. Claire plans to run for Ambassador to the U.N.
Director: John David Coles | Stars: Kevin Spacey, Robin Wright, Michael Kelly, Mahershala Ali
Votes: 4,763
39.
House of Cards (2013–2018)
Episode:
Chapter 28
(2015)
TV-MA | 55 min | Drama
Claire's U.N. bid runs into trouble. Frank fights off mutiny with a bold address to the country.
Director: John David Coles | Stars: Kevin Spacey, Robin Wright, Michael Kelly, Mahershala Ali
Votes: 4,296
40.
House of Cards (2013–2018)
Episode:
Chapter 29
(2015)
TV-MA | 53 min | Drama
The Russian president's state visit becomes a cold war of wills.
Director: Tucker Gates | Stars: Kevin Spacey, Robin Wright, Michael Kelly, Mahershala Ali
Votes: 4,554
41.
House of Cards (2013–2018)
Episode:
Chapter 30
(2015)
TV-MA | 47 min | Drama
Claire bypasses Russia at the U.N. Frank tries to outmaneuver a potential challenger and ends up face to face with a higher power.
Director: Tucker Gates | Stars: Kevin Spacey, Robin Wright, Michael Kelly, Mahershala Ali
Votes: 4,081
42.
House of Cards (2013–2018)
Episode:
Chapter 31
(2015)
TV-MA | 52 min | Drama
Frank declares war on Congress to jump-start his jobs program. Claire spars with the Russian Ambassador.
Director: James Foley | Stars: Kevin Spacey, Robin Wright, Michael Kelly, Mahershala Ali
Votes: 3,946
43.
House of Cards (2013–2018)
Episode:
Chapter 32
(2015)
TV-MA | 54 min | Drama
Frank and Claire travel to Moscow to negotiate the return of an imprisoned U.S. citizen. Claire takes a stand that jeopardizes their plans.
Director: James Foley | Stars: Kevin Spacey, Robin Wright, Michael Kelly, Elizabeth Marvel
Votes: 5,501
44.
House of Cards (2013–2018)
Episode:
Chapter 33
(2015)
TV-MA | 53 min | Drama
The damage is done and the Underwoods must repair it. But deep wounds don't heal fast, and sometimes not at all.
Director: John Dahl | Stars: Kevin Spacey, Robin Wright, Michael Kelly, Mahershala Ali
Votes: 4,010
45.
House of Cards (2013–2018)
Episode:
Chapter 34
(2015)
TV-MA | 44 min | Drama
A hurricane endangers more than just the entire East Coast and Frank must make a difficult choice.
Director: John Dahl | Stars: Kevin Spacey, Robin Wright, Michael Kelly, Mahershala Ali
Votes: 3,833
46.
House of Cards (2013–2018)
Episode:
Chapter 35
(2015)
TV-MA | 52 min | Drama
The Jordan Valley erupts in chaos just as Frank's campaign is picking up steam. Claire gets disturbing intel and counsels him.
Director: Robin Wright | Stars: Kevin Spacey, Robin Wright, Michael Kelly, Mahershala Ali
Votes: 3,816
47.
House of Cards (2013–2018)
Episode:
Chapter 36
(2015)
TV-MA | 57 min | Drama
Frank needs to deal with Petrov one on one, while Claire tries to preserve the peace-keeping mission. Sacrifices must be made.
Director: Agnieszka Holland | Stars: Kevin Spacey, Robin Wright, Michael Kelly, Mahershala Ali
Votes: 3,791
48.
House of Cards (2013–2018)
Episode:
Chapter 37
(2015)
TV-MA | 53 min | Drama
Things turn ugly when Frank, Jackie, and Heather square off during their first debate. Tom joins Claire on the campaign trail.
Director: Agnieszka Holland | Stars: Kevin Spacey, Robin Wright, Michael Kelly, Mahershala Ali
Votes: 4,405
49.
House of Cards (2013–2018)
Episode:
Chapter 38
(2015)
TV-MA | 49 min | Drama
Claire is given an even larger role in the campaign. The gain in points drives Heather to look for dirt on Claire.
Director: Robin Wright | Stars: Kevin Spacey, Robin Wright, Michael Kelly, Mahershala Ali
Votes: 3,955
50.
House of Cards (2013–2018)
Episode:
Chapter 39
(2015)
TV-MA | 58 min | Drama
Francis and Claire's relationship reaches a critical point. Doug catches up with his past.
Director: James Foley | Stars: Kevin Spacey, Robin Wright, Michael Kelly, Elizabeth Marvel
Votes: 4,939
51.
JAG (1995–2005)
Episode:
Defensive Action
(1996)
TV-14 | 47 min | Action, Crime, Drama
A patrolling F-14 malfunctions in a no-fly zone; the crew ejects, and the bird explodes. A Serb helo strafes the crew while they descend with their chutes. The CAG destroys the helo, then he faces a court-martial; Harm and Meg defend him.
Director: Ray Austin | Stars: David James Elliott, Tracey Needham, Andrea Thompson, W.K. Stratton
Votes: 198
52.
JAG (1995–2005)
Episode:
Smoked
(1996)
TV-14 | 46 min | Action, Crime, Drama
After a lightning strike an F-14 wanders into Cuban airspace, and Cuban fighters force it to land. Harm and Meg in Cuba try to negotiate a return of the aircraft and the pilot -- before anyone seizes the advanced programs from the bird.
Director: Jim Johnston | Stars: David James Elliott, Tracey Needham, Andrea Thompson, Michael McGrady
Votes: 195
53.
JAG (1995–2005)
Episode:
Hemlock
(1996)
TV-14 | 46 min | Action, Crime, Drama
By mistake a foreign agent sends a fax to Meg's office; then he retrieves it and shoots Meg to prevent her from identifying him. Meg undergoes surgery; Harm and others track and find the assailant, who's an assassin on an assignment.
Director: Jim Johnston | Stars: David James Elliott, Tracey Needham, Andrea Thompson, Jack Conley
Votes: 222
54.
JAG (1995–2005)
Episode:
High Ground
(1996)
TV-14 | 45 min | Action, Crime, Drama
A Marine sniper receives orders contrary to a previous deal; his CO refuses to listen; the sniper takes a shot at the CO's Humvee. Harm and Meg investigate. After an escape and a chase, Harm returns the accused to the base and works it out.
Director: Ray Austin | Stars: David James Elliott, Tracey Needham, Andrea Thompson, Stephen McHattie
Votes: 217
55.
JAG (1995–2005)
Episode:
Black Ops
(1996)
TV-14 | 46 min | Action, Crime, Drama
A Naval aviator, while temporarily assigned to a SEAL team, drowns at sea; he was the son of a woman senator. Harm and Meg investigate. First they meet stonewalling and misrepresentation, but persistence and determination produce the truth.
Director: Ray Austin | Stars: David James Elliott, Tracey Needham, Conor O'Farrell, Matt Battaglia
Votes: 188
56.
JAG (1995–2005)
Episode:
Survivors
(1996)
TV-14 | 45 min | Action, Crime, Drama
In a civilian court Harm represents a divorced (and emotionally baffled) Marine colonel, who has gotten into trouble over an unauthorized visit with his minor son. A manhunt ensues, with Harm as one of the hunted, but Harm brokers a deal.
Director: Greg Beeman | Stars: David James Elliott, Tracey Needham, Dan Lauria, Steven Barr
Votes: 182
57.
JAG (1995–2005)
Episode:
Recovery
(1996)
TV-14 | 45 min | Action, Crime, Drama
A Navy astronaut dies during a drill while preparing for a space mission to repair a satellite. Harm and Meg investigate; after a second casualty they not only identify the person responsible but also prevent a destruction of the satellite.
Director: Joe Napolitano | Stars: David James Elliott, Tracey Needham, Tom Mason, Mark Rolston
Votes: 182
58.
JAG (1995–2005)
Episode:
The Prisoner
(1996)
TV-14 | 45 min | Action, Crime, Drama
Chicom agents capture Harm in Hong Kong; they vigorously question him in mainland China about official matters. During mind games Harm imagines his father's voice. Meg and Alison search for Harm, and, after a firefight, they get him back.
Director: Michael Zinberg | Stars: David James Elliott, Tracey Needham, Andrea Thompson, Page Leong
Votes: 174
59.
JAG (1995–2005)
Episode:
Ares
(1996)
TV-14 | 60 min | Action, Crime, Drama
Someone kills a Naval officer on Okinawa, then his ship encounters major trouble during war games at sea. Harm, Kate, and Meg investigate and solve. A rogue system hijacks the ship and heads it toward North Korea, but Meg regains control.
Director: Ray Austin | Stars: David James Elliott, Tracey Needham, John Dossett, Barry Jenner
Votes: 186
60.
JAG (1995–2005)
Episode:
Skeleton Crew
(1996)
TV-14 | 47 min | Action, Crime, Drama
The body of a woman Naval officer, a friend and classmate of Harm, is found ashore. Harm, Meg, and Alison investigate. Sparks fly between Harm and an NCIS agent. The body of another officer, a suspect, is found. Harm winds up under arrest.
Director: Donald P. Bellisario | Stars: David James Elliott, Tracey Needham, Andrea Thompson, Ben Lemon
Votes: 227
61.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Taterhead Is Our Love Child
(2008)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie runs into an ex with a child who looks and acts a lot like him, and he starts to suspect that he is the boy's father.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,330
62.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Pie Hole, Herb
(2008)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie kicks Alan out of the house again after Alan demands that Charlie pay him back the $38 he owes him. Alan and Jake are now forced to turn to Judith and Herb for a temporary home.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,223
63.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Damn You, Eggs Benedict
(2008)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Alan tries to date two women at once; Charlie tries to learn how to cook; Jake tells Alan that he's studying with a friend, but gets drunk instead.
Director: Jean Sagal | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,270
64.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
The Flavin' and the Mavin'
(2008)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Alan is angry when Charlie hooks up with his secretary because he knows that the situation will end badly for him after their inevitable breakup.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,291
65.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
A Jock Strap in Hell
(2008)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie gets more than he bargained for when he tries to make amends to one of Jake's old teachers that he dated, who went off the deep end and became a stripper after he broke up with her.
Director: Jean Sagal | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,285
66.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
It's Always Nazi Week
(2008)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Alan is overjoyed when he learns that Judith and Herb's marriage is on the rocks, but he gets more than he bargained for when he tries to fake-comfort her. Meanwhile, Herb tries picking up women with Charlie's help.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,216
67.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Best H.O. Money Can Buy
(2008)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Alan and Judith start seeing each other again after Judith's breakup with Herb, Herb continues to turn to Charlie for help picking up women, and Charlie messes with Jake by threatening to get him sent to military school.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,195
68.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Pinocchio's Mouth
(2008)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie's month-long relationship threatens to go down the tubes when she asks him to spend the night at her house instead. Alan grounds Jake for mooning some girls on a school bus.
Director: Jeff Melman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,190
69.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
The Mooch at the Boo
(2008)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Alan realizes what a babe magnet Charlie's car can be while Charlie is left with the neighbor when his daughter disappears with Jake.
Director: Jeff Melman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor
Votes: 1,505
70.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
(2008)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education and a car, Charlie suspects that she has an angle to play.
Director: Jeff Melman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,179
71.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
The Devil's Lube
(2008)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie contemplates making some changes in his life after an old buddy and partner in crime drops dead on the balcony of his beach house.
Director: Jeff Melman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,267
72.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Thank God for Scoliosis
(2009)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Alan considers hooking up with his receptionist--until he meets her mother, and Charlie and Jake fight for the affection of a beautiful woman
Director: Jeff Melman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,293
73.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
I Think You Offended Don
(2009)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Judith is pregnant, Alan believes he is the father, and Judith tries to keep him away from Herb. Meanwhile, Charlie tries to figure out why Jake is so irritable.
Director: Jeff Melman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,177
74.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
(2009)
TV-14 | 30 min | Comedy, Romance
After his family acts mean-spirited during Alan's "surprise" birthday party, Alan decides he's had enough and moves in with his girlfriend and her mom.
Director: Jeff Melman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,228
75.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
I'd Like to Start with the Cat
(2009)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie's big mouth and lack of attention to details gets him in couples counseling with his girlfriend.
Director: Jeff Melman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Jane Lynch
Votes: 1,154
76.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
(2009)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie needs Alan and Jake's help getting rid of the drunk, half-naked bimbo passed out in his bed when his girlfriend tells him she's coming home early from a funeral.
Director: Jeff Melman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Jennifer Taylor
Votes: 1,284
77.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
(2009)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie is so desperate to get Chelsea to return his accidental "I love you" and not lose control in the relationship that he is willing to propose to her just to make her say it.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,160
78.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
My Son's Enormous Head
(2009)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie has trouble trying to take care of Chelsea when she gets sick.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,164
79.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
The Two Finger Rule
(2009)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie, Alan, and Herb commiserate with one another when their stupid decisions put them on the outs with their significant others.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,672
80.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Hello, I am Alan Cousteau
(2009)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie is disturbed when his mother meets Chelsea and starts spending time with her, but he has a plan for revenge.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor
Votes: 1,200
81.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Above Exalted Cyclops
(2009)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Chelsea sets up Alan with her new "friend" Rose--the same Rose who stalked Charlie for years. But to Charlie's surprise, the two of them hit it off.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,239
82.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
(2009)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie winds up in more hot water with Chelsea because he doesn't want her moving in with him.
Director: Jon Cryer | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,144
83.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
(2009)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie is angry when Alan and Chelsea become good friends, until he figures out how to use the situation to his advantage.
Director: Mark Roberts | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,187
84.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Baseball Was Better with Steroids
(2009)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Chelsea is jealous when Charlie's ex fiancée, Mia, calls him--perhaps rightfully so. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor, Herb is incapacitated, and Alan runs into his ex-girlfriend and receptionist at the hospital.
Director: Lee Aronsohn | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,345
85.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Working for Caligula
(2006)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Kandi dumps Alan, which forces him and Jake to move back in with Charlie, who was just getting used to getting his bachelor pad back.
Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,315
86.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Who's Vod Kanockers
(2006)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie starts to lose control now that Mia's gone and Alan and Jake are back, and his frustration culminates in a violent confrontation with his new neighbor, Steven Tyler.
Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,350
87.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
(2006)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
In the middle of a near-death experience, Charlie thinks he hears his father's voice tell him to take care of his mother, who is just about to have a "minor procedure" performed on her.
Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,285
88.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
A Pot Smoking Monkey
(2006)
TV-14 | 30 min | Comedy, Romance
Alan wants custody of the dog Chester he shared in his late marriage with Kandi. Meanwhile, Charlie helps Jake with his girlfriend.
Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,260
89.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
(2006)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
When Judith announces she is going to remarry, Charlie and Alan must convince her fiancé to proceed with the nuptials after he displays signs of cold feet, so that Alan can discontinue alimony payments to Judith.
Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,297
90.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Apologies for the Frivolity
(2006)
TV-14 | 21 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie is the last one to realize that he is dating a younger version of his mother.
Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,485
91.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
(2006)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie reluctantly agrees to help Berta as she confronts the man who impregnated her youngest daughter; Alan tells Charlie about a secret fetish.
Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,329
92.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Release the Dogs
(2006)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
After a bout with insomnia, Alan is escorted home from a midnight run on the beach by the local sheriff's department. Jake fights back when Charlie goes back on his word about not dating his friend's mother.
Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Melanie Lynskey
Votes: 1,304
93.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
(2006)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie finally gets fed up with Alan always weaseling his way out of picking up a bill, and it only gets worse when he discovers Alan's secret stash of money.
Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Melanie Lynskey
Votes: 1,297
94.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Kissing Abraham Lincoln
(2006)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie's new live-in girlfriend is skating on thin ice with Berta because she threatens Berta's "alpha dog" status and Kandi lets Alan have sex with her again so that he won't sell the condo.
Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,303
95.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Walnuts and Demerol
(2006)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie's quest to get laid on Christmas Eve threatens to fall apart when everybody shows up at his house and refuses to leave.
Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,629
96.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Castrating Sheep in Montana
(2007)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Alan is seeing Berta's daughter behind everyone's back. But when Berta finds out, Alan is shocked and a little disturbed by her positive response.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,269
97.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Don't Worry, Speed Racer
(2007)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Repressed memories come back to the surface for Charlie after Jake talks about hearing his mom having sex.
Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Marin Hinkle
Votes: 1,252
98.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
(2007)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie tries to set up Alan with the sexy and rich new next-door neighbor who is looking to settle down. But when Charlie discovers her secret history as a drunken slut, he decides to go after her himself.
Director: Gary Halvorson | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,282
99.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
My Damn Stalker
(2007)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Alan takes a stab at online dating, and Rose tells Charlie that she's moving away.
Director: James Widdoes | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,278
100.
Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
Episode:
Young People Have Phlegm Too
(2007)
TV-14 | 22 min | Comedy, Romance
Charlie tries to convince himself and Alan that he's not too old to be part of the wild, young party crowd.
Director: Andrew D. Weyman | Stars: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell
Votes: 1,295
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