After Alan's impulsive wedding to Kandi in Vegas, where Charlie came to his senses just in time, the couple wins $500,000 playing jackpot, but even that proves bad luck: four months later, Alan's half of the money is gone and Kandi throws him out. Charlie is not amused to see his perfect Malibu love pen turned into a needy family shelter again, but doesn't hold out long. Even dufus son Jake had joined the pool how many months this marriage would last, and worse: Judith wins it, but still hands Alan alimony - and miscellaneous bills. When Charlie can no longer watch his brother's lethargy, the good brother uses the weapon of last resort: their demonic mother! Written by
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The title, which is Berta's quote, references to Roman emperor Caligula (AD 37-41) who was known for his cruelty and sexual appetite. See more
The wheels of the giant slot machine start to spin before Alan pulls the handle. See more
All right, I was hoping I wouldn't have to do this but desperate times call for desperate measures
[goes to the phone
What are you going to do?
Something I hoped I'd never have to do.
You don't mean...
Afraid so... Hello? Mom.