Kandi dumps Alan, which forces him and Jake to move back in with Charlie, who was just getting used to getting his bachelor pad back.

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After Alan's impulsive wedding to Kandi in Vegas, where Charlie came to his senses just in time, the couple wins $500,000 playing jackpot, but even that proves bad luck: four months later, Alan's half of the money is gone and Kandi throws him out. Charlie is not amused to see his perfect Malibu love pen turned into a needy family shelter again, but doesn't hold out long. Even dufus son Jake had joined the pool how many months this marriage would last, and worse: Judith wins it, but still hands Alan alimony - and miscellaneous bills. When Charlie can no longer watch his brother's lethargy, the good brother uses the weapon of last resort: their demonic mother! Written by KGF Vissers

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The title, which is Berta's quote, references to Roman emperor Caligula (AD 37-41) who was known for his cruelty and sexual appetite. See more »

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Member of the crew is visible behind Alan on the far left as he is walking in to the kitchen. See more »

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Charlie Harper: I'll go back upstairs, you come knock on my door again and say you want to talk to me. Only this time, I'll kill you!
Alan Harper: Oh, come on, you're all I have left in this world! I need you Charlie!
Charlie Harper: Anybody here know a Charlie?
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