After Alan's impulsive wedding to Kandi in Vegas, where Charlie came to his senses just in time, the couple wins $500,000 playing jackpot, but even that proves bad luck: four months later, Alan's half of the money is gone and Kandi throws him out. Charlie is not amused to see his perfect Malibu love pen turned into a needy family shelter again, but doesn't hold out long. Even dufus son Jake had joined the pool how many months this marriage would last, and worse: Judith wins it, but still hands Alan alimony - and miscellaneous bills. When Charlie can no longer watch his brother's lethargy, the good brother uses the weapon of last resort: their demonic mother! Written by
Did You Know?
The title, which is Berta's quote, references to Roman emperor Caligula (AD 37-41) who was known for his cruelty and sexual appetite. See more
Member of the crew is visible behind Alan on the far left as he is walking in to the kitchen. See more
I'll go back upstairs, you come knock on my door again and say you want to talk to me. Only this time, I'll kill you!
Oh, come on, you're all I have left in this world! I need you Charlie!
Anybody here know a Charlie?
Two and a Half Men - Titelsong
(uncredited) See more