After Alan's impulsive wedding to Kandi in Vegas, where Charlie came to his senses just in time, the couple wins $500,000 playing jackpot, but even that proves bad luck: four months later, Alan's half of the money is gone and Kandi throws him out. Charlie is not amused to see his perfect Malibu love pen turned into a needy family shelter again, but doesn't hold out long. Even dufus son Jake had joined the pool how many months this marriage would last, and worse: Judith wins it, but still hands Alan alimony - and miscellaneous bills. When Charlie can no longer watch his brother's lethargy, the good brother uses the weapon of last resort: their demonic mother! Written by
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The title, which is Berta's quote, references to Roman emperor Caligula (AD 37-41) who was known for his cruelty and sexual appetite. See more
Member of the crew is visible behind Alan on the far left as he is walking in to the kitchen. See more
All right, I was hoping I wouldn't have to do this but desperate times call for desperate measures
[goes to the phone
What are you going to do?
Something I hoped I'd never have to do.
You don't mean...
Afraid so... Hello? Mom.