"Two and a Half Men"
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress (2006)

Director:

Gary Halvorson

Writers:

Chuck Lorre (creator) &
Lee Aronsohn (creator) ...

TV Series:

"Two and a Half Men" (2003)

Original Air Date:

2 October 2006 (Season 4, Episode 3)

Genre:

Comedy

Plot:

In the middle of a near-death experience, Charlie thinks he hears his father's voice tell him to take care of his mother, who is just about to have a "minor procedure" performed on her.

Plot Keywords:

Lips | Surfing | Message | Lifeguard | Operation

US TV Schedule:

Sat. Aug. 2

7:30 PM

CW

The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

#4.3

Cast

Charlie Sheen	...	Charlie Harper
Jon Cryer	...	Alan Harper
Angus T. Jones	...	Jake Harper
Conchata Ferrell	...	Berta
Holland Taylor	...	Evelyn Harper
Melanie Lynskey	...	Rose (voice)
Nectar Rose	...	Dottie
Brian Wade	...	Sam (as Brian Patrick Wade)
Robert Clotworthy	...	Gangster #1 (voice)
Jim Meskimen	...	Gangster #2 (voice)
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Sami Reed	...	Dottie

Runtime:

Germany:21 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Quotes:

Jake Harper: [to Evelyn] Dad says you've got your butt in your lips.
Alan Harper: Just eat your dinner.
Jake Harper: Hang on. So if you burp now, it'll really be a fart, right?