Alan has hit rock bottom: with two alimony drains beyond his modest means, he must practically beg Charlie for a meal, so it sounds like heaven when Jake's purely evil mother Judith announces she's about to marry the kid's pediatrician, Dr. Herb Melnick. Alas Jake is trough with Melnick, even took a bus across L.A. to run back to the Harper brothers and Judith wants to wait till the boy gets used to the idea, which according to him is never, so Alan points out a real doc's superior milking cow potential. Herb is not so easily convinced to become a husband and stepfather, until Charlie invents a drinking game: the trio even plans his bachelor party at Charlie's beach-house, but there... Written by
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Hey honey. Would you, er, wait in the car, please?
Who's in trouble - me or dad?
No one's in trouble.