Charlie is disappointed to find Alan isn't surfing for porn, like any healthy bachelor, but his own brother uses a dating service. Still good soul Charlie accepts to play the poor in-living brother when Alan's first date comes, and so has a farewell dinner with his adoring and unavoidable stalker Rose, who tells him she's leaving for London because of her rich family's business interests. Jake is pissed at his uncle for not making his ideal tutor stay, Berta feels he's missing out on an ideal mate. Alan's date Beverly turns out tower-tall and another romantic serial looser, so bad even he looks like a good catch, but she has a secret fetish. Charlie believed Rose was only pretending, still goes tell her not to leave, he digs her; next he is horrified to find her house really empty... Written by
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Rose is living in the house that Brooke Shileds has just moved into from the previous episode. The episodes seem to be the wrong way round in the listing. See more
Jake, reading from a book, tells Berta that a vomitorium is a place where ancient Romans could eat all they wanted, throw up, then eat some more. A vomitorium is actually a series of entrance or exit passages in an ancient Roman amphitheater or theater and has nothing to do with either meals or purging. See more
I'm not gay. I'm literate and urbane and that confuses people.
Two and a Half Men - Titelsong
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