Charlie is getting older, making love every day or more exhausts him physically, to the point of needing a rest between bangs. So he needs to take his girl Robin -24, about half his age- out again, and brings Alan dancing to a club for her 24-year, ugly girlfriend, a recipe for a miserable night followed by a brotherly row. Then Charlie gets chest-pains, Alan brings him to hospital, clearly worried even more when he hears the beach-house inheritance comes with a mortgage. After Dr. Prajneep finds it's only gas, Alan takes Charlie to a 'fountain of youth' for their age... Written by
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Charlie thinks he's had a heart attack and goes to the hospital where he's shown being monitored by an electrocardiograph. However, when Charlie gets up to leave, he tosses the cable aside revealing that he was never hooked up to the monitor in the first place. See more
[standing in line to get into a club
Alan, Alan, you're embarrassing me.
I'm embarrassing you? Look at yourself! You're standing in line, in a dank alley, in the middle of the urine district!
Hey hey-hey-hey, this is the hippest club in town.
Oh, hip smip. It's a toilet with a doorman.
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Two and a Half Men - Titelsong
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