The worst movies I've watched
by guisreis | created - 17 Sep 2013 | updated - 2 months ago | Public■
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1. Breaking Wind (2012)
R | 82 min | Comedy
A comedic spoof based on the worldwide phenomenon "The Twilight Saga."
Director: Craig Moss | Stars: Heather Ann Davis, Eric Callero, Frank Pacheco, Michael Adam Hamilton
Votes: 5,025
2. Orgulho de Ser Brasileiro (2013)
89 min | Documentary, Biography, History
'Pride of being Brazilian' is a documentary that discusses this emblematic feeling that you hear in Brazil. The plot in based on a director's personal search for the feeling to be pride of ... See full summary »
Director: Adalberto Piotto | Stars: Badi Assad, D. Angélico Sândalo Bernardinho, Carlos Borges, Romero Britto
Votes: 16
Review: This awful documentary is unbelievable. It is, for sure, one of the worst movies I have ever watched. It is astounding how the producer and director (an anchorman of conservative radio programs) dared to select a so biased group of interviewees to explain Brazil, some of them clearly unable to produce a complex analysis - from politicians such as ex president Cardoso (who abandoned his past reputation as an important sociologist to become a rancorous newspaper commentator) and presidential candidate Marina Silva (as Cardoso, she is also a fierce opponent of the governments which had been ruling the country for a decade) to irrelevant upper-class Brazilians living in the United States (curiously, perhaps aware of their controversial participation, the synopsis in the official website describes the film as "Just real. Made by Brazilians. With no foreign interference."). No social movements, no progressive intellectuals, no slum or countryside people appear on screen. The outcome is obviously elitist, right-wing, bitter to then Federal Government, with almost only unsophisticated testimonies. The elegant rooms where most of the interviews happened are a metaphor of how far from Brazilian people this movie is. If you want to know more about Brazil, its complexities, what was going on there by the end of the first decade of XXIst century, I strongly recommend you to look anywhere else.
3. As Taradas Atacam (1978)
80 min | Comedy
The narrator of a radio show called "Barulho na Cidade" (Noise in the City) tells five erotic episodes: *******Episode 1: "Sexo Diferente" (Unusual Sex): Malu writes a letter to the show, ... See full summary »
Director: Carlo Mossy | Stars: Cláudio Barreto, Elena Andrea, Maria Aparecida, Jotta Barroso
Votes: 38
4. Sentimental Education (I) (2013)
Not Rated | 84 min | Drama, Romance
Áurea is a sentimental older woman, who befriends teenager Áureo. They like each other, so she talks to him about herself, her spirituality, mysticism and existence itself. They become inseparable, so his jealous mother confronts her.
Director: Júlio Bressane | Stars: Josie Antello, Bernardo Marinho, Débora Olivieri, Gustavo Novaes
Votes: 183
5. Disaster Movie (2008)
PG-13 | 87 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi
Over the course of one evening, an unsuspecting group of twenty-somethings find themselves bombarded by a series of natural disasters and catastrophic events.
Directors: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer | Stars: Carmen Electra, Vanessa Lachey, Nicole Parker, Matt Lanter
Votes: 94,548 | Gross: $14.19M
Review: A disaster. Just unfunny nonsense. There is an unending sequence of awful jokes with no relevance for the story (story?!). It could be just one more spoof movie that gets references from the most popular films of the moment. Most of those parodies are bad movies and this could be just one of them. Though, "Disater Movie" was able to be placed among the worst of them as it mixes films which have no relation to each other (10,000 BC, Juno, No Country for Old Men, Wanted, High School Musical, Sex and the City, Indiana Jones, The Chronicles of Narnia, Jumper, Enchanted, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Speed Racer, Night at the Museum, Beowulf, Kung Fu Panda...), and there is no clever idea to make it works as something reasonable that makes sense. It is not the number of referenced movies that makes a parody good. There are some superheroes, like Hancock, Iron Man, Hellboy, the Hulk, Batman... but believe me, they will not save the day! Don't waste your time, just do not watch this messy crap.
6. Night Out: Vampires (2010)
Short, Comedy
Four guys reminisce about a disastrous night out, which leads to Franco's over the top demise.
Director: Franco Castan | Stars: Franco Castan, Thomas J. Churchill, Kameco Cuaolo, Sophia Easley
Votes: 7
This sexist and disgusting crap is available here: https://vimeo.com/13793958
7. All the colors of the night (2015)
71 min | Drama
All the colors of the night offers a free reading of stories of violence and death that never come to light fully, but only as told and retold stories.
Director: Pedro Severien | Stars: Sabrina Greve, Brenda Lígia, Sandra Possani, Giovanna Simões
Votes: 31
8. Lonesome Cowboys (1968)
X | 109 min | Comedy, Crime, Drama
Five lonesome cowboys get all hot & bothered at home en the range after confronting Ramona Alvarez and her nurse.
Directors: Andy Warhol, Paul Morrissey | Stars: Viva, Tom Hompertz, Louis Waldon, Eric Emerson
Votes: 580 | Gross: $0.09M
9. Batman Dracula (1964)
Approved | 54 min | Drama
Andy Warhol's infamous lost campy classic charting the adventures of Batman two years before Adam West donned the Caped Crusader's wings in the classic TV show.
Director: Andy Warhol | Stars: Gregory Battcock, David Bourdon, Tally Brown, Rufus Collins
Votes: 186
Just a third of the picture survived. Half of it shows caped people doing nothing. The other half I just do not know what it shows.
10. Eu Sei Que Vou Te Amar (1986)
110 min | Drama
Young and recently separated couple meet in a modern house and start discussing their past relationship.
Director: Arnaldo Jabor | Stars: Fernanda Torres, Thales Pan Chacon
Votes: 525
11. Super Xuxa Contra o Baixo Astral (1988)
86 min | Comedy, Family, Fantasy
With the power of a magic crystal, a TV hostess becomes the only hope to defeat a malign subterranean entity, that is sick of her good, generous deeds.
Directors: Anna Penido, David Sonnenschein | Stars: Xuxa, Guilherme Karam, Nair Amorim, Tuca Andrada
Votes: 977
I am not proud of having watched this on the movies.
12. SpiderBabe (2003 Video)
R | 89 min | Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi
A socially awkward young woman gets bitten by a radioactive spider and becomes a crime-fighting superhero and tries to defeat a nefarious super villain while going after any man (or woman) she wants to bed down with.
Director: Johnny Crash | Stars: Erin Brown, Julian Wells, Darian Caine, Adam Cox
Votes: 947
13. Captain Battle: Legacy War (2013)
90 min | Action, Sci-Fi, War
Sam Battle, injected with a secret serum that gained him super human strength and agility, battles the Neo Nazis, bound to resurrect the cloned corpse of Adolf Hitler.
Director: David Palmieri | Stars: Cuyle Carvin, Andrew J McGuinness, Marlene Mc'Cohen, Jenny Allford
Votes: 584
14. Crô em Família (2018)
94 min | Comedy
Crô's perfect life falls apart. In addition to facing a divorce, he will also have to deal with a group of peculiar individuals who appear claiming to be his family.
Director: Cininha de Paula | Stars: João Baldasserini, Monique Alfradique, Marcelo Serrado, Jefferson Schroeder
Votes: 111
Just one more unfunny and boring bad-quality film from Globo Filmes full of prejudices disguised as jokes against LGBT and the poor. I stopped to watch after 20 minutes. Horrible.
15. Gugu, O Bom de Cama (1979)
82 min | Comedy
Homosexual manages to have a homosexual son, using voodoo.
Director: Mário Benvenutti | Stars: Mário Benvenutti, Walter Coletti, Consuelo Leandro, Luiz Pimentel
Votes: 33
16. A Ilha dos Paqueras (1970)
105 min | Comedy, Crime
While navigating from Rio de Janeiro to Vitória, the stewards Didi (Renato Aragão) and Dedé (Dedé Santana) and the inexperienced captain of the passenger vessel Anna Neri flirt with a group... See full summary »
Director: Fauzi Mansur | Stars: Renato Aragão, Sueli Fernandes, Dedé Santana, Dino Santana
Votes: 60
17. Iron Fist: The Dragon Unleashed (2008 Video)
9 min | Short, Action, Adventure
Director: Daniel Galiardi | Stars: Albert Lamont, Jeff Nash, S.K. Wong, Sarah Yu
Votes: 9
18. O Crime da Cabra (2016)
90 min | Comedy
A country town has its routine interrupted by an unexpected crime: the money from the sale of a goat has been stolen. After investigations, it is discovered that the goat ate the money. ... See full summary »
Directors: Teresa Aguiar, Ariane Porto | Stars: Joel Barbosa, Matheus Braga, Laura Cardoso, Lima Duarte
Votes: 23
19. The Crusaders #357: Experiment in Evil! (2008)
97 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
A battered wife leaves her husband to become a super hero in this comic book come to life complete with panels , page turns and old fashioned novelty ads. Taking the identity of Furie, ... See full summary »
Director: Robb Wolford | Stars: Blake Arnold, Richard A. Becker, Ruth W. Block, John Butcovitch
Votes: 72
The idea of playing the movie as if it were comic book pages is clever, but the film's campiness, awful amateur special effects and not serious or skilled acting are simply disgusting and not entertaining.
20. The Amazing Bulk (2012 Video)
Not Rated | 76 min | Action, Comedy, Fantasy
Henry 'Hank' Howard works as a scientist in a military lab, trying to create a superhuman formula but with little success. He is also in love with the daughter of his boss, a general. In an... See full summary »
Director: Lewis Schoenbrun | Stars: Terence Lording, Shevaun Kastl, Randal Malone, Juliette Angeli
Votes: 3,956
21. Kekkô Kamen 2 (1992 Video)
79 min
Director: Yutaka Akiyama | Stars: Kenji Yamaguchi, Rie Nakano, Rie Kondoh, Chris Aoki
Votes: 36
22. Sisters of Sin (1997 Video)
Not Rated | 86 min | Horror
Johnny Blake is a man haunted by his past and dedicated to the destruction of the dark forces. But when three beautiful sisters - the spawn of a demon - seek to control Johnny's mind, body ... See full summary »
Director: Greg Griffin | Stars: Justin Gorence, Lara Daans, Heather Lee McIntyre, Alisa Christensen
Votes: 199
23. Three Giant Men (1973)
Unrated | 81 min | Action, Crime, Sci-Fi
A crime wave is terrorizing Istanbul, and the police call in American superhero Captain America and Mexican wrestler Santo to end it.
Director: T. Fikret Uçak | Stars: Aytekin Akkaya, Deniz Erkanat, Yavuz Selekman, Tevfik Sen
Votes: 836
24. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)
PG-13 | 95 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
A group of martial-arts warriors has only six days to save the Earth from an extra-dimensional invasion.
Director: John R. Leonetti | Stars: Robin Shou, Talisa Soto, James Remar, Sandra Hess
Votes: 58,136 | Gross: $35.93M
25. Las Hurdes (1933)
30 min | Documentary, Short
A surrealist film, a pseudo-documentary portrait of Las Hurdes, a remote region of Spain where civilisation has barely developed, showing how the local peasants try to survive without even the most basic utilities and skills.
Director: Luis Buñuel | Stars: Abel Jacquin, Alexandre O'Neill
Votes: 6,260
Dishonest, sadistic and boring film by Buñuel.
26. New Wave (1983)
102 min | Comedy, Sport
A group of eleven women organize a soccer team, as a manifesto against sexism.
Directors: José Antonio Garcia, Ícaro Martins | Stars: Carla Camurati, Cristina Mutarelli, Tânia Alves, Regina Casé
Votes: 150
It is so boring that I have tried to watch it several times and I could never really pay attention. It is a sexploitation film with awful dialogues, no story, sexist view. Beautiful Brazilian actresses are seen naked when they were very young; that is a beautiful sight, off course, but does not make a good movie.
27. A Dama da Zona (1979)
85 min | Comedy
Mulheres de cortiço do bairro do Bexiga se tornam prostitutas, induzidas por uma mulata e um picareta.
Director: Ody Fraga | Stars: Marlene Silva, Marlene França, Hélio Porto, David Neto
Votes: 71
28. The Age of the Earth (1980)
157 min | Drama, Fantasy, History
Four Third-World Christs try to stop the American industrialist John Brahms in Glauber Rocha's experimental film inspired by Pier Paolo Pasolini's murder.
Director: Glauber Rocha | Stars: Maurício do Valle, Jece Valadão, Antonio Pitanga, Tarcísio Meira
Votes: 675
29. The Dognapper (2012)
101 min | Comedy, Family, Fantasy
The day a man almost runs over a puppy, he meets the love of his life. The couple and their dog live the dream, until she wants out.
Director: Pedro Amorim | Stars: Joaquim Lopes, Keli Freitas, Arthur Claro, Duda Wendling
Votes: 1,235
30. Blubberella (2011)
R | 87 min | Action, Comedy
An action comedy centered on an overweight woman whose footsteps cause explosions and whose dual swords are used against anyone who makes fun of her.
Director: Uwe Boll | Stars: Lindsay Hollister, Brendan Fletcher, Michael Paré, Willam Belli
Votes: 2,772
31. The Cleveland Vampire (2013)
Short, Horror
A young family of three siblings moves from the city to forge a new life in the suburbs only to find that they are being stalked by a bizarre and inhuman creature with very vile intentions.
Director: Michael F. Wilk | Stars: Joel Anger, Kristen Lindsey, Lexie Kay, James Knight
Votes: 5
32. 1964: O Brasil Entre Armas e Livros (2019)
127 min | Documentary, History
An alternative view of the Brazilian Military Dictatorship and the events leading up to its inception in 1964.
Directors: Lucas Ferrugem, Filipe Valerim | Stars: Auro de Moura Andrade, Hélio Beltrão, Lucas Berlanza, Petr Blazek
Votes: 773
This is a dishonest biased anti-communist and pro-military dictatorship propaganda film with a laughable text, narration and interviews that are a mess, and exploitation soundtrack. It supports the usual authoritarian version that 1964 coup was "necessary" to avoid communism. The movie tries to attatch president João Goulart as authoritarian instead of the ones who destroyed Brazilian democracy, who the producers deffend by presenting interviews which lack credibility but, together with a good edition, give the impression of a serious documentary to uninformed spectators. It also says that the lack of support for military rule was due May 68, immature voters and moral relativism that does not distinguish between good and evil anymore (?!!). Its historical revisionism aims to show as normal and positive a brutal regime, particularly emphasizing the reactions as if they were aggressions. It also lies that USA had no relation with the coup.They also say that Gramsci wrote the Prison Notebooks in the 60's, but the Italian communist philosopher died in 1937!
33. O Abajour (2011)
100 min | Drama
O Abajour é a história de Guilherme (interpretado pelo ator Alex Reis). Um rapaz que conquista um padrão de vida invejável... Mora em um sofisticado apartamento no Leblon, bairro nobre da ... See full synopsis »
Director: Marcoz Gomez | Stars: Alex Reis, Daniel Bouzas, Camila Lorenzo, Oscar Calixto
Votes: 38
Horrible film. Awful dialogues, quite bad acting, very cheesy scenes with many clichés and bad cinematography, boring and unconvincing story. Story becomes increasingly confusing and there are so many gaps and plot twists that I am sure that even the director got lost. Unbelievably, the last dialogue about Paris or Amsterdam made what seemed impossible: the film have an even worse rating!
34. Sexo, Sexo (1984)
90 min | Crime
In São Paulo, the idle best friends Carlos and Nico find a job working in the garage of Mr. Jacinto. When Mr. Jacinto sees the pothead Carlos smoking grass, he tells that he would call the ... See full summary »
Director: Francisco Cavalcanti | Stars: Livi Bianco, Francisco Cavalcanti, Tatiana Dantas, Pinho Delmar
Votes: 60
35. The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension (1984)
PG | 103 min | Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi
Adventurer, brain surgeon, rock musician Buckaroo Banzai and his crime-fighting team, the Hong Kong Cavaliers, must stop evil alien invaders from the eighth dimension who are planning to conquer Earth.
Director: W.D. Richter | Stars: Peter Weller, John Lithgow, Ellen Barkin, Jeff Goldblum
Votes: 29,338 | Gross: $6.25M
What a great effort to watch this without sleeping. So boring. I made many attempts.
36. Billi Pig (2012)
98 min | Comedy
The aspiring actress Marivalda, her husband Wanderley, a bankrupt insurance broker and a false priest do their best to get along in life. But they end up in the hands of a drug boss, whose ... See full summary »
Director: José Eduardo Belmonte | Stars: Selton Mello, Grazi Massafera, Milton Gonçalves, Otávio Müller
Votes: 337
37. Blissfully Yours (2002)
125 min | Drama, Romance
The story of a love affair that begins during a picnic on the Thai-Burmese border.
Director: Apichatpong Weerasethakul | Stars: Kanokporn Tongaram, Min Oo, Jenjira Pongpas, Sa-gnad Chaiyapan
Votes: 2,694
"Eternamente sua" foi o título em português, com que foi exibido no Festival do Rio BR 2002.
38. Japan (2002)
R | 122 min | Drama
A painter from the big city goes to a remote canyon to commit suicide. To reach some calmness, he stays at the farmstead of Ascen, an old, religious woman. Although but a few words are spoken, love grows.
Director: Carlos Reygadas | Stars: Alejandro Ferretis, Magdalena Flores, Yolanda Villa, Martín Serrano
Votes: 3,991
39. Phase 7 (2010)
R | 97 min | Comedy, Sci-Fi, Thriller
Inside a quarantined apartment building a man must protect his pregnant wife from his new neighbors.
Director: Nicolás Goldbart | Stars: Daniel Hendler, Jazmín Stuart, Yayo Guridi, Iride Mockert
Votes: 3,396
40. You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)
PG-13 | 113 min | Action, Comedy
An Israeli Special Forces Soldier fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.
Director: Dennis Dugan | Stars: Adam Sandler, John Turturro, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Nick Swardson
Votes: 214,245 | Gross: $100.02M
41. Madame Hollywood (2002 Video)
R | 85 min | Romance, Thriller
Beautiful young Daisy arrives in L.A. read to conquer the city, but soon is reduced to stripping to support herself after her scumbag boyfriend dumps her. She soon comes up with an idea of ... See full summary »
Director: Mirek Bohusz | Stars: Mia Zottoli, Shauna O'Brien, Brandy Miller, Daniel Busch
Votes: 91
42. A New Capitalism (2017)
G | 71 min | Documentary
OXFAM has launched a report showing that the richest 1% of the population owns the same wealth as the other 99%. What could be done to build a fairer world in such a social inequality? ... See full summary »
Director: Henry Grazinoli | Stars: José Ignacio Avalos, Antonio Ermírio de Moraes Neto, Claudio Sassaki, Muhammad Yunus
Votes: 122
43. Kekko Kamen New (2004)
70 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
A school that teaches young boys and girls how to become famous anchorpeople in the media. But there is something strange going in this school. The facility takes a sick pride in handing ... See full summary »
Director: Takafumi Nagamine | Stars: Shino Saitô, Nao Eguchi, Kie Ikuta, Juri Inahara
Votes: 325
44. Vampires Kiss/Blood Inside (2012)
10 min | Short, Horror
Three young women conjure up a Vampiress Queen in an abandoned cemetery. Their naive deeds unleash a horrific series of events. Can townspeople stop this "great" evil before it spreads throughout all of Victorian England?
Director: Derek Frey | Stars: Tim Burton, Malcolm Davis, Oliver Driscoll, Leah Gallo
Votes: 84
45. Best Defense (1984)
R | 94 min | Comedy, War
A military weapons engineer struggles to do his job responsibly, while a hapless tank commander has to live with the consequences in combat years later.
Director: Willard Huyck | Stars: Dudley Moore, Eddie Murphy, Kate Capshaw, George Dzundza
Votes: 6,418 | Gross: $19.27M
I have watched only a very small part of the beginning of this film, but it was so sexist, so xenophobic, so favorable to US foreign militaristic policies, that it deserves to be well placed in this list.
46. Construção (2007)
48 min | Documentary
The city of São Paulo in its perpetual process of construction and deconstruction seen from the microcosm of a construction site, its workers and a profusion of machines in full activity. ... See full summary »
Director: Cristiano Burlan
Votes: 5
47.
Emmanuelle: The Private Collection (2003)
Episode:
Emmanuelle the Private Collection: Emmanuelle vs. Dracula
(2003)
87 min | Drama, Fantasy, Romance
When a bachelorette party at Emmanuelle's house is interrupted by a mysterious loner, strange things begin to happen. The party guests start changing one by one into blood-sucking sexual ... See full summary »
Director: KLS | Stars: Natasja Vermeer, Beverly Lynne, Kelsey Heart, Molinee Green
Votes: 262
Review: The "dark one" Robertson, the porn vampire, symbolizes how horrible this film is. The dialogs are terrible, and actors are among the worst I have ever seen. Showing naked beautiful bodies does not make a film, even a sexploitation (or softcore) one. How to believe in a vampire (Robertson, "the dark one") who looks like (and acts like) a pornographic actor? If most of the many and lasting sex scenes from the film are not very inspired (not really sensual, too much confusing and clipped), just imagine the rest of the film: a catastrophe. The scene of Emmanuelle getting rid of Lucy was so unbelievably campy (and so is the following "eat this" scene)! And what the hell was the way Emmanuelle fought Robertson?! This vampire film is not a horror movie, it is a horrible movie, what is definitely not the same. What a shame!
48. Os Dez Mandamentos - O Filme (2016)
PG-13 | 120 min | Adventure, Drama, Fantasy
Follows Moses leading and conducting the Hebrew people from the slavery of Egypt to the freedom towards the Promised Land according to the Ancient Testament Bible book of the Exodus. The ... See full summary »
Directors: Alexandre Avancini, Hamsa Wood | Stars: Guilherme Winter, Sergio Marone, Camila Rodrigues, Giselle Itié
Votes: 1,207
Childish screenplay, horrible acting, a ridiculous film.
49. Padre Pedro E a Revolta das Crianças (1984)
80 min | Drama, Family
The dedicated priest Pedro arrives in the city of Serinhaém, ready to reopen the church, closed by the feared local bandit, Rodrigo Napu, and tries to reestablish the Catholic faith of the ... See full summary »
Director: Francisco Cavalcanti | Stars: Pedro de Lara, Turíbio Ruiz, Carlinhos Aguiar, Wilza Carla
Votes: 34
Good-hearted priest Pedro de Lara vs. evil José Mojica Marins. I expected at least a funny bad film, but it is just unbearably boring.
50. Nervo Craniano Zero (2012)
88 min | Comedy, Horror, Sci-Fi
Bruna Bloch, a successful writer, hires her former boyfriend to experiment a creativity inducing brain chip called Melpomene(the Greek muse of tragedy). Before trying on herself, they use ... See full summary »
Director: Paulo Biscaia Filho | Stars: Guenia Lemos, Uyara Torrente, Leandro Daniel, Luiz Bertazzo
Votes: 121
51. Cleópatra (2007)
116 min | Drama, Romance
The great battles are the backdrop for the unfolding of the Egyptian Queen's personal life. Cleopatra's strategy is to seduce the Roman general Julius Caesar and Mark Antony to protect their civilization.
Director: Júlio Bressane | Stars: Alessandra Negrini, Miguel Falabella, Bruno Garcia, Taumaturgo Ferreira
Votes: 272
52. Further Away (2014)
70 min | Drama
A fisherman promises his young wife to bring her all the fish in the world if she quits doing and undoing the crochet. He is forced to go further in search of fish. Amid environmental degradation, Isaura still waits for João.
Directors: Eveline Costa, Oswaldo Lioi | Stars: Neila Tavares, Fernando Alves Pinto, Branca Messina
Votes: 6
53. Dracula: The Dark Prince (2013)
R | 100 min | Action, Fantasy
In his search for the Lightbringer, Dracula crosses paths with a beautiful crusader named Alina who bears a remarkable resemblance to his murdered bride. One look at her and Dracula is ... See full summary »
Director: Pearry Reginald Teo | Stars: Luke Roberts, Kelly Wenham, Ben Robson, Holly Earl
Votes: 1,828
54. Viva Zalata (1976)
Adventure, Comedy, Romance
Zalata escapes from Egypt after divorcing his four wives and moves to a fictional town called Texico where he becomes a dangerous outlaw and later its governor. After he shoots the leader ... See full summary »
Director: Hassan Hafez | Stars: Fouad El-Mohandes, Shouweikar, Samir Ghanem, Tawfik El Deken
Votes: 152
55. Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)
R | 94 min | Action, Horror, Sci-Fi
Survivors of the Raccoon City catastrophe travel across the Nevada desert, hoping to make it to Alaska. Alice joins the caravan and their fight against the evil Umbrella Corp.
Director: Russell Mulcahy | Stars: Milla Jovovich, Ali Larter, Oded Fehr, Iain Glen
Votes: 205,516 | Gross: $50.65M
56. O Prefeito (2015)
70 min
The Mayor of Rio de Janeiro wants to make history. In order to do so, he decides to separate his city from Brazil to found a new country.
Director: Bruno Safadi | Stars: Djin Sganzerla, Nino Zeto, Gustavo Novaes, Nizo Neto
Votes: 26
57. The Divergent Series: Insurgent (2015)
PG-13 | 119 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
Beatrice Prior must confront her inner demons and continue her fight against a powerful alliance which threatens to tear her society apart with the help from others on her side.
Director: Robert Schwentke | Stars: Shailene Woodley, Ansel Elgort, Theo James, Kate Winslet
Votes: 255,132 | Gross: $130.18M
Horrible, and they also made another bad sequel afterwads, Allegiant. Fortunately they gave up to produce Allegiant Part II, Ascendant, or whatever that fourth garbage movie was supposed to be called.
58. Um Lobisomem na Amazônia (2005)
TV-MA | 76 min | Comedy, Horror
In search of a powerful hallucinogen, five friends embark on a dangerous journey deep into the Amazon. But a bad trip isn't the only threat, as they discover when they stumble across the ... See full summary »
Director: Ivan Cardoso | Stars: Daiana Amêndola, Karina Bacchi, Tania Boscoli, Bruno de Luca
Votes: 198
59. Agamenon: The Film (2012)
74 min | Comedy, History
The trajectory of the clumsy reporter Agamenon Mendes Pereira, always present in key events of history, his biggest scoops and his eternal love for Isaura, who survives his unexpected travels around the world, in search of news and fame.
Director: Victor Lopes | Stars: Marcelo Adnet, Hubert Aranha, Pedro Bial, Fernando Henrique Cardoso
Votes: 559
60. I Love You (1981)
R | 110 min | Drama
Man meets woman, and invites her home. The two start an intense relationship in order to shield themselves from loneliness.
Director: Arnaldo Jabor | Stars: Sonia Braga, Paulo César Peréio, Vera Fischer, Tarcísio Meira
Votes: 682
61. Friend Request (2014 TV Movie)
TV-G | 120 min | Comedy, Family, Romance
Frustrated by her unsuccessful blind dates, Samantha stumbles into a photo exhibition, sees and likes the photographer, and writes him an email. But the email is intercepted by the ... See full summary »
Director: Bradford May | Stars: Erin Krakow, Ryan McPartlin, Ian Andrew, Patricia Richardson
Votes: 2,130
I only watched a small part of this film... and that was enough! Believe me.
62. O Casamento de Gorete (2014)
93 min | Comedy
The story of popular radio hostess Gorete, who receives an unexpected inheritance from her father, who has not been in her life for years. However, she can only take possession of the money... See full summary »
Director: Paulo Vespúcio | Stars: Rodrigo Sant'anna, Tadeu Mello, Athayde Arcoverde, Carlos Bonow
Votes: 83
Very silly slapstick comedy with a profusion of stereotypes, reproducing prejudices when it would supposedly be free of it.
63. Day Watch (2006)
R | 132 min | Action, Fantasy, Horror
When Anton, a Warrior of Light, is falsely accused of murdering some vampires, he embarks on a journey to find the real killer and search for an ancient object that has the power to alter destiny.
Director: Timur Bekmambetov | Stars: Konstantin Khabenskiy, Mariya Poroshina, Vladimir Menshov, Galina Tyunina
Votes: 35,394 | Gross: $0.45M
Confusing, chaotic, messy.
64. A Locomotiva (2009)
59 min | Documentary
Director: Milton Alencar | Stars: Sérgio Cabral, Antonio Soares Calçada, Roberto Dinamite, Márcio Guedes
65. From Rome with love (2010 TV Movie)
111 min | Romance
Young beautiful Maya leaves Argentina and moves to Rome chasing her dream of becoming a pop singer. There she meets Leonardo, the love of her life, but this affair will not be a fairy tale.
Director: Roberto Malenotti | Stars: Lola Ponce, Roberto Farnesi, Fabio Testi, Cinzia Leone
Votes: 57
66. Vampirella (1996 Video)
R | 82 min | Action, Fantasy, Horror
Adam, a descendant of the Van Helsings, works for PURGE, a paramilitary group dedicated to hunting vampires. He teams up with the alien Vampirella in order to locate and deal with their common enemy, Vlad.
Director: Jim Wynorski | Stars: Talisa Soto, Roger Daltrey, Richard Joseph Paul, Brian Bloom
Votes: 1,687
67. Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009)
PG-13 | 96 min | Action, Crime, Fantasy
When a child, Chun-Li sees her father being captured by wealthy gangster Bison. When she grows up, she goes into a quest for justice and bring down the criminal organization Shadaloo which is led by Bison.
Director: Andrzej Bartkowiak | Stars: Kristin Kreuk, Neal McDonough, Michael Clarke Duncan, Chris Klein
Votes: 25,356 | Gross: $8.74M
68. Santo vs. the Martian Invasion (1967)
92 min | Action, Drama, Fantasy
The masked wrestler battles Martians intent on taking over Earth.
Director: Alfredo B. Crevenna | Stars: Santo, Wolf Ruvinskis, Ignacio Gómez, Beny Galán
Votes: 376
69. The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D (2005)
PG | 93 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
A young boy is recruited by his imaginary friends Sharkboy and Lavagirl to help save their planet.
Director: Robert Rodriguez | Stars: Cayden Boyd, George Lopez, Kristin Davis, David Arquette
Votes: 42,447 | Gross: $39.18M
70. Vampire Academy (2014)
PG-13 | 104 min | Action, Comedy, Drama
Rose Hathaway is a Dhampir, half human-half vampire, a guardian of the Moroi, peaceful, mortal vampires living discreetly within our world. Her calling is to protect the Moroi from bloodthirsty, immortal Vampires, the Strigoi.
Director: Mark Waters | Stars: Zoey Deutch, Lucy Fry, Danila Kozlovskiy, Gabriel Byrne
Votes: 56,806 | Gross: $7.79M
71. Twilight (I) (2008)
PG-13 | 122 min | Drama, Fantasy, Romance
When Bella Swan moves to a small town in the Pacific Northwest, she falls in love with Edward Cullen, a mysterious classmate who reveals himself to be a 108-year-old vampire.
Director: Catherine Hardwicke | Stars: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Billy Burke, Sarah Clarke
Votes: 487,623 | Gross: $192.77M
72. The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011)
PG-13 | 117 min | Adventure, Drama, Fantasy
The Quileutes close in on expecting parents Edward and Bella, whose unborn child poses a threat to the Wolf Pack and the towns people of Forks.
Director: Bill Condon | Stars: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Gil Birmingham
Votes: 254,325 | Gross: $281.29M
73. The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)
PG-13 | 130 min | Adventure, Drama, Fantasy
After Edward leaves because of an incident involving Bella, Jacob Black becomes her best friend. But what Bella doesn't realize is that Jacob also has a secret that will change their lives suddenly.
Director: Chris Weitz | Stars: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Christina Jastrzembska
Votes: 300,068 | Gross: $296.62M
74. Liar, Liar, Vampire (2015 TV Movie)
TV-G | 69 min | Comedy, Family
When Caitlyn, the most popular girl in school, mistakes new kid Davis for a vampire, he gains instant celebrity status. Davis enlists the help of his next-door neighbor, Vi, to dial up his vampire act. Together, will they fool the school?
Director: Vince Marcello | Stars: Rahart Adams, Brec Bassinger, Tiera Skovbye, Alex Zahara
Votes: 1,149
75. Uma Garota Chamada Marina (2019)
70 min | Documentary
This documentary portrays the trajectory of Brazilian singer and songwriter Marina Lima, an exponent of popular music with a career spanning over 40 years.
Director: Candé Salles | Stars: Cao Albuquerque, Cris Biatto, Antônio Cícero, Vanda Jacintho
Votes: 16
76. Kick-Ass 2 (2013)
R | 103 min | Action, Comedy, Crime
Following Kick-Ass' heroics, other citizens are inspired to become masked crusaders, but Red Mist leads his own group of evil super-villains to get revenge, kill Kick-Ass, and destroy everything he stands for.
Director: Jeff Wadlow | Stars: Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Chloë Grace Moretz, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Jim Carrey
Votes: 288,474 | Gross: $28.80M
77. Meu Passado Me Condena 2: O Filme (2015)
105 min | Comedy, Romance
This picks up with Fábio and Miá three years after their wedding took place after only one month of dating. Stressed out from dealing with their many differences, they decide to travel to Portugal in an attempt to save their marriage.
Director: Julia Rezende | Stars: Fábio Porchat, Miá Mello, Inez Viana, Marcelo Valle
Votes: 1,127
I lost the first hour of the movie. Perhaps it could be in a higher or lower position in this list, but there is no chance to take it out.
78. Kung Fu Contra as Bonecas (1975)
105 min | Comedy
A martial arts master seeks revenge against a band of effeminate bandits who killed his family.
Director: Adriano Stuart | Stars: Dionísio Azevedo, Maurício do Valle, Nadir Fernandes, Luely Figueiró
Votes: 88
A mix of campy comedy, anachronic cangaço (kind of Brazilian Western) in which the cangaceiros love contemporary football-soccer, bad martial arts (both "kung fu" and capoeira), pornochanchada (sexploitation genre present in most of Brazilian films from that decade) and stygmatisation of homossexuals by deriding them with stereotypes.
79. The Bride (2015)
Not Rated | 96 min | Drama, Romance
As the Bride and the Groom prepare for the wedding in the pale desert, a tale of unappeased desires, forbidden yearnings, and conflicted choices unfolds. Now, three lovers stand powerless before the true nature of man. Is fate unavoidable?
Director: Paula Ortiz | Stars: Inma Cuesta, Álex García, Asier Etxeandia, Luisa Gavasa
Votes: 3,511
Boring, melodramatic, confusing, with quite bad young male actors. The attempt to innovate in cinematography was far from enough to save this mistake.
80. O Pátio das Cantigas (2015)
108 min | Comedy
A New age remake of a Portuguese classic, Pátio das Cantigas shows the lives of a neighbourhood in the Old Lisbon, including their desires, happiness and sadness, always with a good humour.
Director: Leonel Vieira | Stars: Miguel Guilherme, Sara Matos, César Mourão, Dânia Neto
Votes: 1,897
81. The Starving Games (2013)
PG-13 | 83 min | Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi
In this "Hunger Games" spoof, Kantmiss Evershot must fight for her life in the 75th annual Starving Games, in which she could also win an old ham, a coupon for a foot-long sub, and a partially-eaten pickle.
Directors: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer | Stars: Maiara Walsh, Brant Daugherty, Cody Christian, Lauren Bowles
Votes: 22,538
I only watched the very beginning, but it was clear that it deserved to be well placed in this list. What an impressive number of jokes without including a single one which can be considered reasonably funny!
82. Dragonball Evolution (2009)
PG | 85 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
The young warrior Son Goku sets out on a quest, racing against time and the vengeful King Piccolo, to collect a set of seven magical orbs that will grant their wielder unlimited power.
Director: James Wong | Stars: Justin Chatwin, James Marsters, Chow Yun-Fat, Emmy Rossum
Votes: 79,377 | Gross: $9.35M
I watched just the beginning. It is horrible, but I would need to watch the rest of it to know more precisely its fair place in this list.
83. Vai que Cola: O Filme (2015)
105 min | Comedy
Valdomiro gets involved in yet another scheme, this time involving the same people that tricked him into losing everything - and he brings everyone from Ms. Jô's hostel along.
Director: César Rodrigues | Stars: Bruna Felix, Christian Monassa, Danni Suzuki, David Brazil
Votes: 1,076
A noisy campiness that reproduces all the prejudices.
84. Last Tango in Paris (1972)
NC-17 | 129 min | Drama, Romance
A young Parisian woman meets a middle-aged American businessman who demands their clandestine relationship be based only on sex.
Director: Bernardo Bertolucci | Stars: Marlon Brando, Maria Schneider, Maria Michi, Giovanna Galletti
Votes: 58,352 | Gross: $36.14M
Well filmed, for sure, but weird, boring, and very misogynous. Hateful. The real rape scene is the worst of the many disgusting moments of this horrendous film.
85. Totally Innocents (2012)
90 min | Comedy
The community of the DDC is at war. White boy Morro (Fábio Porchat) and transvestite demoness Blonde (Kiko Mascarenhas) vying for power in the community. Oblivious to this, Of Faith (Luke D... See full summary »
Director: Rodrigo Bittencourt | Stars: Fábio Porchat, Mariana Rios, Kiko Mascarenhas, Fábio Lago
Votes: 487
Incredibly badly acted. Silly.
86. El barrendero (1982)
113 min | Comedy, Drama
A humble street sweeper is the sole witness of a crime committed by art thieves.
Director: Miguel M. Delgado | Stars: Cantinflas, María Sorté, Ursula Prats, Elena Silva
Votes: 678
Very unfunny macho man.
87. Kombinat 'Nadezhda' (2014)
102 min | Drama
Sveta is eager to escape from Norilsk. It's even more of a dream because Maxim is out there in the far-away southern town of Temryuk waiting for her (or so she thinks). Nadya is the essence... See full summary »
Director: Nataliya Meshchaninova | Stars: Darya Saveleva, Polina Shanina, Maksim Stoyanov, Ivan Prill
Votes: 347
88. Female Vampire (1973)
Not Rated | 72 min | Horror
A beautiful female vampire lures men to their doom.
Director: Jesús Franco | Stars: Lina Romay, Jack Taylor, Alice Arno, Monica Swinn
Votes: 2,077
89. My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
PG | 95 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
A young Greek woman falls in love with a non-Greek and struggles to get her family to accept him while she comes to terms with her heritage and cultural identity.
Director: Joel Zwick | Stars: Nia Vardalos, John Corbett, Michael Constantine, Christina Eleusiniotis
Votes: 144,639 | Gross: $241.44M
90. Monsoon Wedding (2001)
R | 114 min | Comedy, Drama, Romance
A stressed father, a bride-to-be with a secret, a smitten event planner, and relatives from around the world create much ado about the preparations for an arranged marriage in India.
Director: Mira Nair | Stars: Naseeruddin Shah, Lillete Dubey, Shefali Shah, Vijay Raaz
Votes: 26,686 | Gross: $13.88M
91. Transformers: The Last Knight (2017)
PG-13 | 154 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
A deadly threat from Earth's history reappears and a hunt for a lost artifact takes place between Autobots and Decepticons, while Optimus Prime encounters his creator in space.
Director: Michael Bay | Stars: Mark Wahlberg, Anthony Hopkins, Josh Duhamel, Laura Haddock
Votes: 168,884 | Gross: $130.17M
I only watched the the very end. Ridiculous (and confusing) animation. Bad text.
92. Copa de Elite (2014)
Not Rated | 109 min | Comedy
A spoof of recent Brazilian movies.
Director: Vitor Brandt | Stars: Marcos Veras, Júlia Rabello, Rafinha Bastos, Daniel Furlan
Votes: 542
I only watched some parts of this film, but it is undoubtedly bad.
93. The King of Fighters (2009)
Not Rated | 93 min | Action, Sci-Fi, Thriller
Live-action feature based on the video game "King of Fighters".
Director: Gordon Chan | Stars: Maggie Q, Sean Faris, Will Yun Lee, Ray Park
Votes: 4,567
94. Till Luck Do Us Part (2012)
104 min | Comedy
Tino and Jane, a couple from Rio, suddenly become millionaires after winning the lottery. 16 years later they have two children, but Tino is trying to hide from Jane that they face bankruptcy.
Director: Roberto Santucci | Stars: Leandro Hassum, Danielle Winits, Kiko Mascarenhas, Rita Elmôr
Votes: 2,680
95. Her Husband's Betrayal (2013 TV Movie)
TV-PG | 90 min | Crime, Drama, Thriller
A suspicious woman spies on her husband, only to find he has committed a murder and framed her for it.
Director: Ron Oliver | Stars: Jacqueline MacInnes Wood, Shawn Roberts, Marc Bendavid, Jacob Horsley
Votes: 503
96. The Game of Their Lives (2005)
PG | 101 min | Drama, History, Sport
Based on a true story, this film tells the tale of the 1950 U.S. soccer team, who, against all odds, beat England 1 - 0 in the city of Belo Horizonte, Brazil. Although no U.S. team has ever won a World Cup title, this story is about the family traditions and passions which shaped the lives of the players who made up this team of underdogs.
Director: David Anspaugh | Stars: Wes Bentley, Gerard Butler, Gavin Rossdale, Jay Rodan
Votes: 3,522 | Gross: $0.38M
97. Time Trap (2017)
Not Rated | 87 min | Action, Adventure, Mystery
A professor enters a cave and goes missing. Some of his students come looking for him and get trapped in the cave as well.
Directors: Mark Dennis, Ben Foster | Stars: Reiley McClendon, Cassidy Gifford, Brianne Howey, Olivia Draguicevich
Votes: 43,523
98. Captain America II: Death Too Soon (1979 TV Movie)
TV-PG | 83 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
The star spangled hero must battle a villain's plan to poison America with a chemical that horrifically accelerates the aging process.
Director: Ivan Nagy | Stars: Reb Brown, Connie Sellecca, Len Birman, Christopher Lee
Votes: 1,768
99. Black Mask (1996)
R | 99 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
A survivor of a supersoldier project must fight his former comrades as a masked hero.
Director: Daniel Lee | Stars: Jet Li, Ching Wan Lau, Karen Mok, Françoise Yip
Votes: 12,284 | Gross: $12.49M
100. Darkman (1992 TV Movie)
Action, Crime, Sci-Fi
A 30-minute unaired television pilot based on the original Sam Raimi's 1990 Darkman movie.
Director: Brian Grant | Stars: Christopher Bowen, Larry Drake, Kathleen York
Votes: 168
This is the unaired TV pilot. The feature length movies are much better, particularly the two first.
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