Twister is one of the most successful hollywood movies in recent years, and that is probably a good thing for hollywood, but it is a very very bad thing for any movie fan with an appreciation of movies beyond seeing neat things blow up. This is a stupid, preposterous and cliched tale that has implausibly sent the hollywood disaster movie back to even before the unfortunate Earthquake. And how many awful rip offs did this three-second attention-span, brain-dead farce spawn? Well, given the creative genius in hollywood, your guess of far too many is an unfortunately low estimate.
Why did this movie suck so bad, when so many people went to see it and apparently loved it? Well, I have no desire to insult the American viewing public's intelligence (Twister did that enough for many, many reviews), but I will delight in telling you the myriad of ways that this movie insulted my intelligence, not to mention my $8 that I could have used to eat two artery closing servings of mozzarella sticks!
Well, first of all, Cary Elwes turn was a "bad" storm chaser was so one demensional and unneccesary that it was hard to remember why we even liked him in "The Princess Bride." Also, the "good" storm chasers were so unique and colorful that they made me want to throw up. There were many talented actors who were forced to say lines of dialogue so lame that they were dated twenty years ago. And if I hear that term "Thumb of God" again...
OK, I'm working myself up. I mean, this is only a stupid action picture, right? I guess it is, but when stupid action pictures make $200 million, we get Volcano and Dante's Peak instead of fare that may actually require someone to, dare I say, THINK. Clearly, no one on either side of the camera was asked to do much thinking with this film.
But how about the Special Effects? Weren't they great? Well, yes, I guess they were, but with cartoonish characters and plum awful dialogue, do we really care how realistic a cow flying is? God, I hope not, but maybe I'm alone in this opinion. Still, though, to think that 20 John Sayles pictures could have been funded by the amount they spent on this thoughtless drivel makes this movie going experience all the more frustrating.
Is Twister the worst movie I have ever seen? I would have to say no. But while Police Academy 5: Mission to Moscow probably influenced no other movies other than, god help us, Police Academy 6, Twister has influenced Hollywood, negatively, for the past five years. I could have been happy without the legacy that has spawned Independence Day, Armageddon, Volcano, Dante's Peak, and might have for all we know inexplicably prolonged the career of Jean Claude Van Damme (Hey, we have to blame that on somebody). So, there we have it. Twister. To quote the genius of H.L. Mencken, who describes the success of this movie forty five years before it's unfortunate arrival "No one has ever lost money underestimating the intellect of the American Public." No, H.L., they haven't, and some have even made $200M.
Why did this movie suck so bad, when so many people went to see it and apparently loved it? Well, I have no desire to insult the American viewing public's intelligence (Twister did that enough for many, many reviews), but I will delight in telling you the myriad of ways that this movie insulted my intelligence, not to mention my $8 that I could have used to eat two artery closing servings of mozzarella sticks!
Well, first of all, Cary Elwes turn was a "bad" storm chaser was so one demensional and unneccesary that it was hard to remember why we even liked him in "The Princess Bride." Also, the "good" storm chasers were so unique and colorful that they made me want to throw up. There were many talented actors who were forced to say lines of dialogue so lame that they were dated twenty years ago. And if I hear that term "Thumb of God" again...
OK, I'm working myself up. I mean, this is only a stupid action picture, right? I guess it is, but when stupid action pictures make $200 million, we get Volcano and Dante's Peak instead of fare that may actually require someone to, dare I say, THINK. Clearly, no one on either side of the camera was asked to do much thinking with this film.
But how about the Special Effects? Weren't they great? Well, yes, I guess they were, but with cartoonish characters and plum awful dialogue, do we really care how realistic a cow flying is? God, I hope not, but maybe I'm alone in this opinion. Still, though, to think that 20 John Sayles pictures could have been funded by the amount they spent on this thoughtless drivel makes this movie going experience all the more frustrating.
Is Twister the worst movie I have ever seen? I would have to say no. But while Police Academy 5: Mission to Moscow probably influenced no other movies other than, god help us, Police Academy 6, Twister has influenced Hollywood, negatively, for the past five years. I could have been happy without the legacy that has spawned Independence Day, Armageddon, Volcano, Dante's Peak, and might have for all we know inexplicably prolonged the career of Jean Claude Van Damme (Hey, we have to blame that on somebody). So, there we have it. Twister. To quote the genius of H.L. Mencken, who describes the success of this movie forty five years before it's unfortunate arrival "No one has ever lost money underestimating the intellect of the American Public." No, H.L., they haven't, and some have even made $200M.
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