Dante Hicks is a clerk at a local convenience store in New Jersey. On one particular Saturday morning, he gets called in on his day off. Once there, he must deal with multiple problems. The shutters outside won't open. His ex-girlfriend, whom he is still in love with, is getting married. His girlfriend, who bugs him about starting college, has revealed certain, uh...stuff about her past. His boss hasn't come in to take his place. He has a hockey game at 2 o'clock. Another ex has died, and today's the last day he can go to her wake. He must deal with customers that aren't so intelligent. His friend, Randal, a clerk at the video store next door, is even less dedicated to his job than Dante, and is always bothering Dante's customers. And the biggest problem of them all: HE'S NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE THERE TODAY!! Can Dante manage it all?
Written by MTRodaba2468
Willem Black was supposed to be a collegiate type, but the original actor for the role, Dan Hapstak, changed his mind and opted out of the role. Scott Mosier was then cast as the role, but since he didn't look collegiate, they reworked the character into an idiot man child.
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Goofs
Continuity:
Disappearing "No Shoplifting" sign when Randall sells cigarettes to the little girl.
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Quotes
[first lines]
Dante Hicks:
[phone rings and Dante falles out of a closet]
Hello. What? No I don't work today, I'm playing hockey at two. See more »
Crazy Credits
After the "Alternate Ending" credits, Kevin Smith returns as a guy with a
ponytail that steals a pack of cigarettes.
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"Violent Mood Swings"
(Thread Mix) Written by Walter Flakus (as W. Flakus), Christopher Hall (as C. Hall), Jim Sellers (as J. Sellers), David Suycott (as D. Suycott), Stuart Zechman (as S. Zechman) Performed by Stabbing Westward Courtesy of Columbia Records
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