Dante Hicks is a clerk at a local convenience store in New Jersey. On one particular Saturday morning, he gets called in on his day off. Once there, he must deal with multiple problems. The shutters outside won't open. His ex-girlfriend, whom he is still in love with, is getting married. His girlfriend, who bugs him about starting college, has revealed certain, uh...stuff about her past. His boss hasn't come in to take his place. He has a hockey game at 2 o'clock. Another ex has died, and today's the last day he can go to her wake. He must deal with customers that aren't so intelligent. His friend, Randal, a clerk at the video store next door, is even less dedicated to his job than Dante, and is always bothering Dante's customers. And the biggest problem of them all: HE'S NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE THERE TODAY!! Can Dante manage it all?
Written by MTRodaba2468
Randall watches a porn movie called "The Best of Both Worlds", which is the name of a real series of porn movies. However, the real movies are about bisexuals, not hermaphrodites.
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Goofs
Continuity:
In the scene where a customer is complaining to Dante about Randal being late, there are 7 videotapes (6 on the counter and one in the customers hand). A few minutes later when Randal arrives, Dante hands him only 3 tapes to return to the video store.
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Quotes
[first lines]
Dante Hicks:
[phone rings and Dante falles out of a closet]
Hello. What? No I don't work today, I'm playing hockey at two. See more »