Worst Garbage I ever Saw
by janetvonnik | created - 21 Jan 2017 | updated - 21 Jan 2017 | PublicCrud!!
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1. God's Not Dead (2014)
PG | 113 min | Adventure, Comedy, Drama
College philosophy professor Mr. Radisson's curriculum is challenged by his new student, Josh, who believes God exists.
Director: Harold Cronk | Stars: Shane Harper, Kevin Sorbo, David A.R. White, Dean Cain
Votes: 44,966 | Gross: $60.76M
What Atheist acts like that guy in the movie? none
2. Black Snake Moan (2006)
R | 116 min | Drama, Music
A God-fearing bluesman takes to a wild young woman who, as a victim of childhood sexual abuse, looks everywhere for love, never quite finding it.
Director: Craig Brewer | Stars: Christina Ricci, Samuel L. Jackson, Justin Timberlake, S. Epatha Merkerson
Votes: 66,558 | Gross: $9.40M
Sexist *beep* "You need a man to teach you how to behave like a woman!" Nooooo thank you!
3. Saw (2004)
R | 103 min | Horror, Mystery, Thriller
Two strangers awaken in a room with no recollection of how they got there, and soon discover they're pawns in a deadly game perpetrated by a notorious serial killer.
Director: James Wan | Stars: Cary Elwes, Leigh Whannell, Danny Glover, Ken Leung
Votes: 466,990 | Gross: $56.00M
Lets hack up women in sexual manners!
4. The Amityville Horror (2005)
R | 90 min | Horror
Newlyweds are terrorized by demonic forces after moving into a large house that was the site of a grisly mass murder a year before.
Director: Andrew Douglas | Stars: Ryan Reynolds, Melissa George, Jimmy Bennett, Jesse James
Votes: 117,377 | Gross: $65.23M
Embarrassment to horror
5. The Little Panda Fighter (2008 Video)
PG | 51 min | Animation, Action, Comedy
A giant panda sets his heart on becoming a professional dancer.
Director: Michelle Gabriel | Stars: Raul Schlosser, Sidney Ross, Claudia Victoria, Charlie Mambertt
Votes: 1,862
WHAT IS THIS!!?
6. Tiny Robots (2008 Video)
G | 45 min | Animation, Comedy, Family
The entire Robot world is at risk of losing their energy sources and much, much more because of The Leader. Now our cute hero Trank learns how he is a special robot who can save the day with the help of his new friends Tron2B and Nevi.
Director: Michelle Gabriel | Stars: Douglas Guedes, Francisco Freitas, Raul Schlosser, Marcio Scharrenbroic
Votes: 248
I want everyone in this film to die!
7. Food Fight
Comedy | Announced
A snobby New York chef lands a job prepping meals for kids at a school cafeteria.
Evil Happy Meal Toy tries to take over a supermarket in horribly rendered 3-D that makes the PS2 look stunning
8. Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
Not Rated | 105 min | Horror, Thriller
A horde of mutated birds descends upon the quiet town of Half Moon Bay, California. As the death toll rises, two citizens manage to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic?
Director: James Nguyen | Stars: Alan Bagh, Whitney Moore, Tippi Hedren, Janae Caster
Votes: 25,460
I've seen high school projects better than this This is Photoshop The Movie
9. Sharknado (2013 TV Movie)
Not Rated | 86 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
When a freak hurricane swamps Los Angeles, nature's deadliest killer rules sea, land, and air as thousands of sharks terrorize the waterlogged populace.
Director: Anthony C. Ferrante | Stars: Ian Ziering, Tara Reid, John Heard, Cassandra Scerbo
Votes: 52,921
Lets create something for vore fetishists to enjoy yet pretend to be normal!
10. Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004)
PG | 106 min | Action, Adventure, Mystery
After New York City receives a series of attacks from giant flying robots, a reporter teams up with a pilot in search of their origin, as well as the reason for the disappearances of famous scientists around the world.
Director: Kerry Conran | Stars: Gwyneth Paltrow, Jude Law, Angelina Jolie, Giovanni Ribisi
Votes: 87,496 | Gross: $37.76M
Too boring to mention
11. Van Helsing (2004)
PG-13 | 131 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
The famed monster hunter is sent to Transylvania to stop Count Dracula, who is using Dr. Frankenstein's research and a werewolf for nefarious purposes.
Director: Stephen Sommers | Stars: Hugh Jackman, Kate Beckinsale, Richard Roxburgh, Shuler Hensley
Votes: 284,782 | Gross: $120.18M
More like Van Hel STINK!
12. Twilight (I) (2008)
PG-13 | 122 min | Drama, Fantasy, Romance
When Bella Swan moves to a small town in the Pacific Northwest, she falls in love with Edward Cullen, a mysterious classmate who reveals himself to be a 108-year-old vampire.
Director: Catherine Hardwicke | Stars: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Billy Burke, Sarah Clarke
Votes: 487,814 | Gross: $192.77M
ew
13. Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005)
PG-13 | 140 min | Action, Adventure, Fantasy
Three years into the Clone Wars, Obi-Wan Kenobi pursues a new threat, while Anakin Skywalker is lured by Chancellor Palpatine into a sinister plot to rule the galaxy.
Director: George Lucas | Stars: Hayden Christensen, Natalie Portman, Ewan McGregor, Samuel L. Jackson
Votes: 845,999 | Gross: $380.26M
ew
14. Duke Nukem Forever (2011 Video Game)
M | Action, Adventure, Comedy
When the aliens come back for vengeance they hit Duke where it hurts, by drinking all of his beer, and abducting all the hot women.
Stars: Jon St. John, Chloe Clark-Soles, Jennifer Ibarra, Bruce DuBose
Votes: 1,814
Sexist bull
15. Ride to Hell: Retribution (2013 Video Game)
M | Action, Crime, Thriller
A Vietnam veteran, who has recently returned home, goes after the gang of bikers who attacked his family.
Stars: Anthony Aroya, Joe Assante, James Byun, Steve Carter
Votes: 356
Just play it...it's its own bad review really
16. Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing (2003 Video Game)
E | Family, Sport
You get a selection of four trucks and five stages to race through. You're winner!
Director: Dean Sharpe
Votes: 299
IT's too bad to be reviewed
17. Jackass: The Movie (2002)
R | 85 min | Documentary, Action, Comedy
Johnny Knoxville and his band of maniacs perform a variety of stunts and gross-out gags on the big screen for the first time.
Director: Jeff Tremaine | Stars: Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Chris Pontius, Steve-O
Votes: 102,301 | Gross: $64.26M
18. Michael Moore Hates America (2004)
R | 125 min | Documentary
Michael Wilson, like the subject of his film, is trying to get an interview with a multi-millionaire; however, in this case, that millionaire is Michael Moore himself.
Director: Michael Wilson | Stars: Mike Abraham, Pete Auger, Andrew Breitbart, Dinesh D'Souza
Votes: 3,985
Childish and immature Presents no real information other than I hate him
19. The Atheist Delusion (2016 Video)
62 min | Documentary
Evangelist Ray Comfort attempts to prove the existence of God to various atheists.
Director: Ray Comfort | Stars: Tim Allen, Ray Comfort, Richard Dawkins, Lawrence Krauss
Votes: 3,885
Blatant manipulation of interviewees
20. Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas (2014)
PG | 79 min | Comedy, Family
His annual Christmas party faltering thanks to his cynical brother-in-law, former Growing Pains star Kirk Cameron attempts to save the day by showing him that Jesus Christ remains a crucial component of the over-commercialized holiday..
Director: Darren Doane | Stars: Kirk Cameron, Darren Doane, Bridgette Cameron, Ben Kientz
Votes: 16,763 | Gross: $2.78M
WHAT THE HELL
21. God's Not Dead 2 (2016)
PG | 120 min | Drama, Fantasy
When a high school teacher is asked a question in class about Jesus, her response lands her in deep trouble.
Director: Harold Cronk | Stars: Melissa Joan Hart, Jesse Metcalfe, David A.R. White, Hayley Orrantia
Votes: 13,452 | Gross: $20.77M
22. Psalty's Salvation Celebration (1992 TV Movie)
38 min | Family, Music
Director: Wayne Zeitner | Stars: Tim Worley, Bethany Joy Lenz, Robb Rigg, Kristina Bolin
Votes: 42
23.
Xena: Warrior Princess (1995–2001)
Episode:
Married with Fishsticks
(2000)
Not Rated | 45 min | Action, Adventure, Drama
When she's into a fight between Aphrodite and Discord, Gabrielle falls into the sea and when she wakes up, she's a siren named Crustacea, and she's married to a Joxer look-alike called Hagar.
Director: Paul Grinder | Stars: Lucy Lawless, Renée O'Connor, Ted Raimi, Alexandra Tydings
Votes: 521
This is my favorite show ever but Come on Raimy What was up with this episode? I mean really what were you thinking dude? It's a string of sexist and 90s jokes baring so little on the plot The best parts are the first like 2 minutes and the last minute
24. Ray Donovan (2013–2020)
TV-MA | 60 min | Crime, Drama
Ray Donovan, a professional "fixer" for the rich and famous in Los Angeles, can make anyone's problems disappear except those created by his own family.
Stars: Liev Schreiber, Eddie Marsan, Dash Mihok, Pooch Hall
Votes: 93,585
Just not interesting to me at all.
25. True Detective (2014– )
TV-MA | 60 min | Crime, Drama, Mystery
Anthology series in which police investigations unearth the personal and professional secrets of those involved, both within and outside the law.
Stars: Vince Vaughn, Colin Farrell, Rachel McAdams, Taylor Kitsch
Votes: 657,095
All men solve mysteries borring
26. Uncle Grandpa (2010–2017)
TV-PG | 15 min | Animation, Comedy, Family
The misadventures of a magical uncle and grandpa to everyone in the world and his friends.
Stars: Peter Browngardt, Kevin Michael Richardson, Eric Bauza, Adam Devine
Votes: 7,197
Words cannot describe the cringe
27. Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie (2003)
PG-13 | 105 min | Comedy, Documentary
The comedic stylings of four sort-of famous funnymen are brought to the big screen courtesy of this 2002 documentary.
Director: C.B. Harding | Stars: Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvall, Ron White, Larry the Cable Guy
Votes: 4,736 | Gross: $0.60M
Hee Haw for a new Generation
28. House of Wax (2005)
R | 113 min | Horror, Thriller
A group of teens are unwittingly stranded near a strange wax museum and soon must fight to survive and keep from becoming the next exhibit.
Director: Jaume Collet-Serra | Stars: Chad Michael Murray, Paris Hilton, Elisha Cuthbert, Brian Van Holt
Votes: 134,065 | Gross: $32.06M
Celebrity Gush
29. Hannity (2009– )
60 min | News, Talk-Show
Talk show covering politics and daily news on weeknights.
Stars: Sean Hannity, Michelle Malkin, Dana Perino, Gregg Jarrett
Votes: 2,997
Bull
30. G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)
PG-13 | 118 min | Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi
An elite military unit comprised of special operatives known as G.I. Joe, operating out of The Pit, takes on an evil organization led by a notorious arms dealer.
Director: Stephen Sommers | Stars: Dennis Quaid, Channing Tatum, Marlon Wayans, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje
Votes: 215,056 | Gross: $152.27M
Only Movie I ever fell asleep during
31. The Venture Bros. (2003–2018)
TV-14 | 22 min | Animation, Action, Adventure
The bizarre escapades of pseudo-heroic scientist Dr. Rusty Venture, his competent, high-strung bodyguard, and his two overenthusiastic sons.
Stars: Christopher McCulloch, James Urbaniak, Doc Hammer, Michael Sinterniklaas
Votes: 28,097
Not sure why this is so popular. I found it irritating
32. Phineas and Ferb (2007–2024)
TV-G | 15 min | Animation, Short, Action
Phineas and Ferb invent, scheme, and stay one step ahead of their bratty sister. Meanwhile, their pet platypus plots against evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz.
Stars: Vincent Martella, Dan Povenmire, Ashley Tisdale, Jeff 'Swampy' Marsh
Votes: 56,859
The animation puts me off It's just way too disturbing
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