An elite military unit comprised of special operatives known as G.I. Joe, operating out of The Pit, takes on an evil organization led by a notorious arms dealer.
Two soldiers stationed in Kazahkstan (Captain Duke Hauser and his partner "Ripcord") are ordered to transport special warheads created by MARS, an arms' manufacturer controlled by James McCullen. When they are attacked by thieves (led by Anastasia DeCobray, with whom Duke has history), they are saved by a top secret, international special forces unit known as "G.I. Joe". The leader of G.I. Joe, General Abernathy (or Hawk) is on the trail of the thieves: an evil organization called "Cobra". While Duke and Ripcord train to join the Joes, McCullen ("Destro") is secretly working for Cobra and plotting to recapture his metal-eating "Nanomite" warheads. Duke and Ripcord (with help from Heavy Duty, Snake Eyes, and the rest of the Joes) must prove that they are Real American Heroes -- by stopping the launch of these warheads before Cobra uses them to take over the world.
Written by John Wiggins
According to Stephen Sommers, total invisibility is impossible, but the camouflage cameras in the film (they project the view from a soldier's back onto their front) can allow for virtual invisibility.
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Goofs
Errors made by characters (possibly deliberate errors by the filmmakers):
The President's "American" accent slips back to Jonathan Pryce's native English accent several times.
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Quotes
[first lines]
Bastille Prison Warden:
James McCullen, you Scottish pig, you've been found guilty of treason for the sale of military arms to the enemies of our Lord, King Louis XIII, even whilst you sold arms to our Lord himself. James McCullen - 1641:
Your king is a vile bag of filth who murders his own allies. I should have charged him double. Bastille Prison Warden:
You tried to overthrow the Crown in conspiracy with its enemies. James McCullen - 1641:
Unlike your simpleton king, his enemies know that is the true McCullen destiny not simple to supply arms, but to run the wars! Bastille Prison Warden:
Do you anything else to say before the sentence is carried out?
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Crazy Credits
In the closing credits, the Sigma Six logo from the animated cartoon
G.I. Joe: Sigma 6 can be seen on a patchwork metal object.
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"Boogie Bumper"
Written by Scott Morris (as Scotty Morris) Performed by The Charlotte Swing Band Courtesy of Prime Entertainment Group By Arrangement with The Orchard
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