The L-Word is one of those promising tricks you just brought home from a bar that you think is too good to be true: she's hot, she's funny, she's smart, and o man, is she great at foreplay! As you're deep in a hot, enveloping kiss, you moan as her hands move down to your jeans, and.... she asks you whether you have any STDs. *BOOM* You say "of course not, let's continue." You're kissing again, and right as you're about to unbutton her shirt, she says, "really, cuz my ex had some really nasty stuff, you know?" *BOOM BOOM BOOM* Foreplay ruined. Your mojo's never coming back out to meet this floozy again, and you begin to wonder why o WHY you didn't go with the less-hot-but-nonetheless-attractive trick who was eying you affectionately at the bar. You've been duped by a very attractive package without bothering to look inside the contents!
I should note, first of all, that it would appear that NO ONE, including women, know how to write women. It's very very sad. QAF's lesbians were so annoying I almost wished they'd write out Mel and Linds. In the L-Word, Chaiken must've used M&L as inspiration for all of her characters.
After following the L-Word for three painful seasons, this is how I would describe the experience. It starts out strong and promising, like any relationship does: great cast (Leisha Haley, Jennifer Beals, Pam Grier, e.g.), some promising plot twists (pregnancy, friendships-to-lovership), and strong, quirky personalities (i.e., Shane, Alice, Jenny).
Unfortunately, at some point mid-season 1, the higher powers that be at Showtime decide, "hey, I met a really F-D up lesbian the other day, let's make ALL of them just like her!" I'm guessing this lesbian had MAJOR daddy issues stemming from her childhood which she coped with lots of drugs, denial and tricks. There's just no other way to explain what happened to these seemingly sane characters. In fact, the writing in this show is beyond explanation. It's one WTF after another. In fact, "WTFs" evolve into "WTFIGHNITS" (WTF-in-gods-holy-name-is-this-S***). Suddenly, EVERY lady turns up with drama in an episode! And they're all done BADLY. You can smell B's infidelity EPISODES before they occur - subtlety really isn't the writer's forte.
But that's not everything - another proposes out of the blue, another falls in love for her, and the proposer gets dumped! Then, to make matters worst, the friend who thinks she's lucked out gets dropped like a heroin addiction because the proposer wants to end this relationship w/ her CLOSE friend to pursue someone she'd only been on ONE date with! Are you exhausted yet? Then, take a breath and prepare yourself for a major WTFIGHNITS: proposer DIES. Out of the blue.
Then, to add insult to injury, the producers insert a G-D'd PA about..... BREAST CANCER. Someone should've told them that adding such an important message to a lousy episode like that was just as insulting and tacky as strolling into a lung cancer ward with a lit cigarette. Like... really, guys?
And please, don't get me started on Jenny. Poor, poor Mia Kirchner. You know a great actress when you see the crap she has to get into to portray her character as she's written and still do a good job. We all hated Jenny at some point; in fact, you probably wanted to smack Jenny, too (though you wouldn't admit it aloud). That's because of two things: 1) Kirchner really got her part down WELL and 2) NOBODY would do the BS that Jenny does. Really, if someone around you behaved like Jenny, interventions would take place to hospitalize this crazy B. It just wouldn't happen. People who are that crazy don't have so many level-headed friends. (News update: as of Season 4, Jenny's mildly sane again.)
Lastly, I know Daniella Sea is really hot, but casting her just because she's a pretty face is very very low. THE GIRL HAS THE ACTING ABILITIES OF A BISCUIT! Get a biscuit and Sea in the same scene and let's all determine who the better actor is. THE BISCUIT, HANDS DOWN! "I. Am. Going. To do. Com-PUUUU-tor. Sarch." Blaaaaaah, get her off my screen! This could've been so much better in many ways. Unfortunately, we got jipped by so many exterior and more powerful forces that we couldn't win.
Thus, if you're looking for a show where hot women get with each other and engage in maddening, infuriating, irrational, unpredictable and idiotic drama, this is your show. If not, hold out for something more sane.
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