Cast (in credits order)
| Fay Ripley | ... | Self - Narrator (voice) | |
| Phil Cornwell | ... | Additional Voiceover (voice) | |
| Kate Robbins | ... | Additional Voiceover (voice) | |
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Kevin O'Sullivan | ... | Self |
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Mark Eccleston | ... | Self (as Mark Ecclestone) |
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Vanessa Feltz | ... | Self |
| James King | ... | Self | |
| Miranda Sawyer | ... | Self | |
| Caitlin Moran | ... | Self | |
| Alex James | ... | Self | |
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Nirpal Dhaliwal | ... | Self |
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Dean Piper | ... | Self |
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Garry Bushell | ... | Self |
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Fiona McIntosh | ... | Self |
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Makosi Musambasi | ... | Self |
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Martin Deeson | ... | Self |
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Darryn Lyons | ... | Self |
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Ellie Crompton | ... | Self |
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Ian Hyland | ... | Self |
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Dylan Jones | ... | Self |
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Jo Aitchinson | ... | Self |
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Helen Chamberlain | ... | Self |
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Gareth Morgan | ... | Self |
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James Richardson | ... | Self |
| Carole Malone | ... | Self | |
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Mark Frith | ... | Self |
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Sue Carroll | ... | Self |
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Boyd Hilton | ... | Self |
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Jonathan Cainer | ... | Self |
| Toby Young | ... | Self | |
| Ashley Pearson | ... | Self | |
| John Howard | ... | Self (archive footage) | |
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Sharon Marshall | ... | Self |
| Faria Alam | ... | Self | |
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Camilla Wright | ... | Self |
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Natasja Weitsz | ... | Self |
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Rosie Boycott | ... | Self |
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Vanessa Lloyd-Platt | ... | Self (as Vanessa Lloyd Platt) |
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Polly Hudson | ... | Self |
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Michael Holden | ... | Self |
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James Williams | ... | Self |
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Del Conboy | ... | Self |
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Michelle Davies | ... | Self |
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Pete Vallance | ... | Self (as Pete Valance) |
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Darren Axe | ... | Self |
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Lucie Cave | ... | Self |
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James Whitaker | ... | Self |
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Arthur Edwards | ... | Self |
| Nikki Grahame | ... | Self | |
| Ayesha Hazarika | ... | Self | |
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Margaret Higgins | ... | Self |
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Francesca Newland | ... | Self |
| Rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Sacha Baron Cohen | ... | Borat Sagdiyev (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
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Michael Barrymore | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) |
| David Beckham | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Victoria Beckham | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
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Pete Bennett | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) |
| King Charles III | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Cheryl | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Abbey Clancy | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Daniel Craig | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Tom Cruise | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Pete Doherty | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Sven-Göran Eriksson | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
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George Galloway | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) |
| Jade Goody | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Richard Hammond | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Paris Hilton | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Chantelle Houghton | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Saddam Hussein | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Angelina Jolie | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Kerry Katona | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Lindsay Lohan | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Madonna | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Paul McCartney | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| George Michael | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Heather Mills | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Kylie Minogue | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Kate Moss | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Brad Pitt | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
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Preston | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) |
| Prince Harry | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Princess Diana | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Queen Camilla | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Queen Elizabeth II | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
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Coleen Rooney | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) |
| Wayne Rooney | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Britney Spears | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Prince William of Wales | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Robbie Williams | ... | Self (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
Produced by
| Matthew Gillbe | ... | producer |
| Miranda Glasser | ... | producer |
| Gary Monaghan | ... | executive producer |
| Jon Riley | ... | series producer |
| Kirsty Smith | ... | producer |
| Stewart Williams | ... | producer |
