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At 35, my breasts are still like peaches. But the kind of peaches you find in the bottom of your handbag, after you'd forgotten you put them there for a snack. Peaches that have the obvious indentation mark of your keys on one end, and a bus ticket stuck to the sticky bit. The kind of peaches you'd look at doubtfully in a market, 10 for a quid, and say 'I suppose I could make smoothies out of ...
Wrote a glowing review of composer John Barry
's comeback concert at the Royal Albert Hall in 1998.