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Board James (2009)
Just As Good As AVGN That Doesn't Disappoint!
I mean wow, who knew board game reviews could be done in such a fun way! I'm disappointed Cinemassacre stopped this series. Hopefully they bring it back cause I enjoy them. Check it out if you're a fan of AVGN, you won't be disappointed.
Stranger Things (2016)
Well, this show is weird & slow...
I've heard this show was good from many different people so I thought hey, why not give it a try. Well unfortunately it wasn't very thrilling or entertaining to me. First off, it's sooooo slow. It feels like a drag and it didn't capture my interest. Secondly, it's weird. Very very weird. The title definitely fits the show but not in a good way in my opinion. It's a show that people will like if you enjoy bizarre elements & a slow plot based TV Show. Neither I like so I'm giving this a 5 because it had its moments of good cinematography & suspense. But boring scenes, plot, & characters often drag all that hype down so to me, it's meh. 5/10 wouldn't recommend unless you're super bored.
Persona 5: The Animation (2018)
I Don't Like It
The soundtrack is good as it matches the tone of each scene. However the animation in this is awful in comparison to the game. Just look at the intro & you'll see what I mean. It's passable maybe to some but for me, it's a failed attempt for entertainment. It has its moments but they are shortlived due to the horrible animation. And the battle scenes are the worst! It's not fun to watch & makes you wanna fast forward them! They were done so much better in the game!
Fainaru fantajî X (2001)
A masterpiece story, characters, & journey!
This was my childhood game & to this day it never fails to impress me! The story is top notch & you fall in love with the characters & get invested in their journey. It made me play all night long & was a joy to play multiple times from beginning to end. Easily a 10/10 game despite Blitzball & the Chocobo Games being rather dull. But other than that, it's a solid game!
Fainaru fantajî X-2 (2003)
Utter Garbage Sequel
Wow, I didn't think it was possible for a game to be this bad! 7/10 is way too high of a rating. This is NOT a good game even if it was standalone. Nothing other than the graphics were good. This is when Final Fantasy started to go downhill. The characters were so lame, unbelievably lame, & the opening to this game instantly made me angry. The battle system is the worst I've ever played. (It somehow is worse than FF9 & Persona 4) The story is abysmal & tries to be way too upbeat & happy. The soundtrack is forgettable or awful. I could go on & on all day, the point is, it's pure garbage & you should avoid it at all costs!
Persona 4 Golden (2012)
So Disappointing When Compared to Persona 5
I mean there are so many problems that suck any fun I had with this game. First with the positives:
1.Characters-Most of the characters are interesting & have a good arc to them.
2.Story/Plot-The mystery in this game is suspenseful as it was the biggest reason I kept playing this game.
3.Location-Inaba is a quiet, peaceful, & happy town where there isn't any dark gloomy atmosphere like there is in Persona 5.
However, the negatives take a lot of the fun away as so:
1.Gameplay-Oh my goodness, what a disappointment. It's a pain to learn & get used to. Plus the enemies (even on normal mode) spam the most powerful attacks that takes half your health away! (Jesus!)
2.Save Points-SRSLY! Only ONE save point in each dungeon & that's at the very end of each dungeon! That's stingy & speaking of stingy:
3.Chest Keys, SP, & Yen-I've never had a game that was so stingy on allowing you to unlock chests, earn plenty of money, & limited SP. This game is the most stingy game I've played ever!
4.Enemies-Not much variety & again, they love to spam the most powerful moves even on the easiest difficulty! This takes all the fun away from the game when I have to restart hours of gameplay!
Overall, very overrated & disappointing game. Made me write a serious review on it. This game is average at best & go play Persona 5, it's sooooo much better!
Dracula 3000 (2004)
Did They Even Try?!
It's astounding how movies this bad can even be released into public. Coolio being in this movie is the worst! Anyone would know that's a terrible choice. It is so low budget that even a high school project would turn out just as good! The plot is pretty much nonexistent. And worst of all, the ending is so bad that it cannot be beaten as the worst ending ever! Go look it up, you'll be wondering if you skipped a scene! This one definitely deserves to be on the bottom 100! 1/10 for me.
Ed (1996)
Worst Monkey Movie EVER!!!
Nothing is good about this movie! At least it has a plot but it gets sidetracked by its own jokes that aren't even remotely funny. However, it wasn't really offensive or shocking for kids to watch. But it will still bore your kids to tears! It's not the worst movie ever but it's definitely not good. Does it deserve to be on the bottom 100 list? I'd say no. But it's still bad! 1/10 for me.
Ren & Stimpy 'Adult Party Cartoon' (2003)
Disgusting, Insulting, & Makes Top 5 Worst Cartoons
So many issues come to my mind with this show that I can't believe the network green lit this. First off, you notice immediately it's disgusting & disturbing. Then if you can make it through all that, you'll realize it's nonsensical. (Like how can Ren get pregnant when he's a guy) Then the portrayal of each character is incorrect. (They can act like retards, sickos, or violent for no reason & it doesn't match their character) The graphics makes everything even more disturbing & worse than you can imagine. It's like the whole show was designed to offend you & want you to break your TV or beg for this monstrosity to end. Honestly it's the second worst cartoon with only The Nutshsck being worse! That's an achievement & not in a good way! 1/10
Overlord (2018)
Very Creative Mixing A Rated Military With B Rated Horror Movie
A very creative mix that feels A Rated & B Rated at the same time & delivers it very well. There will be some mini spoilers. The opening scene throws you into the action & feels like a realistic A Rated military movie. Later into the movie you realize it's mixing B Rated horror into it & its a fun mix. I had fun with this movie. One of the soldiers go through a transformation that is so cool & sickening to watch that it gave me chills. The ending I felt was kinda silly but still entertaining. It gets an 8/10 from me.
The Angry Video Game Nerd (2004)
Will Always Be The Best YouTuber Ever!!!
Whether or not you are a fan of YouTubers, it is imperative you watch AVGN! He reviews old school games that are considered to be the worst ever. He is a very funny guy yet very informative & educational. I was hesitant to check it out at first but once I watched him, I couldn't get enough of it! Best YouTuber ever despite him having only over 3,000,000 subs. (Which is sad cause people don't understand what talent & hard work is anymore) You want the best, look no further than AVGN! Only loses one star due to occasional reviews being not so good.
Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood (2019)
Overrated, Just Mediocre
This is definitely an overrated movie. This movie is best described as a mixed bag. The acting ranges from great to absolute garbage. The movie never takes off, it just feels like it's moving so slowly. It made me bored. The plot is not fully developed either which annoyed me. Overall, very mediocre & not worth movie ticket price. Sorry, but as much as I love the director, this is definitely one of his worst ones to date. Better than Deathproof but that's it. This would be the second worst movie he's made.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Brief Moments Of Entertainment But That's It!
This installment is the weakest in the series of Harry Potter films. When I watched this in the theater & rewatched it on DVD, I found it quite boring. It has its brief moments of fun or heartbreak but it's very boring to sit through this whole movie. I'd recommend watching YouTube clips of this movie rather than sitting through all the boring parts of the movie. Although it follows the book (which is also boring) it still doesn't mean it's a good movie. 4/10 is my rating for some brief entertaining moments that gets outweighed by boredom throughout.
John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019)
Outstanding Action & Choreography
I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy watching this film. It's brutal & very suspenseful. The reason I don't give it a 10/10 is because some moments seemed very staged & absurd that John Wick himself was able to kill some people the way he did & how the dogs never got shot once out of all those enemies shooting at them. Some moments even made me laugh due to its absurdity. However, this movie has a lot of brutal fun that will keep you on the edge of your seat & wanting more & has some of the most revolutionary action scenes. I give this an 8/10.
Jurassic World (2015)
Visually Good But Plot & Characters Suck
This movie aggravated me. Not because of its visuals which were pretty good but the plot & characters destroyed this movie. I was not invested & didn't care about the characters. That's not a good thing! Also the action scenes you would think would've blew my mind really didn't. It seemed generic even though visually everything looked real. It's a wasted potential that dragged many audiences to want to love this movie but instead get an average movie overall. 5/10 is my rating. (Average)
Avatar (2009)
Visually Fantastic With A Mediocre Plot
As people have already said, it's visually one of the best movies ever created. It definitely gets a 10/10 in that department. (Fantastic) I won't lie by saying I enjoyed this movie as a popcorn flick, however, how it unfolds the plot was where it suffered. There seems to be underdeveloped parts to the movie that keeps it from being a modern classic. The ending especially feels forced to create political propaganda about the Native Americans. So a 4/10 for the plot. (Weak) Overall, this could've been the best movie we've all seen in years but unfortunately, the plot keeps it from getting that title. It gets a 7/10 for my rating. (Good)
Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
Best MCU Movie Ever Made!!!
This is without a doubt the best MCU movie ever made! Yes, even better than Endgame which I feel is a disappointing conclusion. This movie is almost flawless throughout! Nothing seemed out of place or annoying. This one definitely isn't overhyped & deserves the praise it got! 10/10 easily!
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Second Best Sci Fi Movie!
A real classic that still never gets old. Although The Matrix still holds first place, this is a fantastic film. It's another one of those movies that'll never get boring. This movie is what made me love Sci Fi movies as a child. 10/10 easily!
The Matrix (1999)
The Best Sci Fi Movie Ever Made!!!
This is without a doubt the best Sci Fi movie ever made! The level of Philosophy, Special Effects, Plot, & Characters is beyond fantastic! Everything felt fluent, chronological, entertaining, & impactful throughout the entire film. I don't think we will ever have a Sci Fi movie beat The Matrix. This is a one of a kind! 10/10 easily!
Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
Overrated But Not Bad
Yes, I said it, this is overrated! However, it is not a bad movie. Tom Holland does a good job overall but does get annoying at times. The plot was designed pretty good and you can feel for Spiderman being immature. However, the action scenes were boring. They weren't impressive at all! The acting is good but sometimes annoying with some. The comedy was cheesy but some worked well. The costume technology made me irritated but that's probably cause I'm used to Tobey Maguire shooting webs from his wrists. Overall not bad but not exciting. Watchable on DVD but not as good as the old Spider-Man's in my opinion. 6/10 for my rating.
Shazam! (2019)
Solid Entertainment Yet Still Nothing Special
While this was a very well done movie, it wasn't original and memorable. It was entertaining and the CGI looked good, the plot & story kept you going too. I liked the YouTube idea in this as it did help boost my interest in this movie. I was surprised that this turned out better than I thought. Overall it's a fun movie and emotional at times. 7/10 for my rating.
Pet Sematary (2019)
Devoid Of Entrrtainment & Boring For Most Of The Movie
Wha can I say, this movie is a disappointment. I regret seeing this in theater. I was bored a lot of the time. There were some cool scenes here & there that had suspense or build up but ultimately goes nowhere & feels flat. The CGI that was used was also outdated & ugly. The acting is mediocre. This could've been a better movie but wasn't done right. Not worth DVD rental. 4/10 for my rating.
Escape Room (2019)
Very Suspenseful But Non Original
This movie is a very well done non original film. It does not hide its influences but still delivers suspense and good acting for a B rated type movie. I was entertained throughout but the ending did kinda suck. However it wasn't bad enough to ruin my movie experience. Worth watching on DVD without a doubt! 7/10 for my rating.
Us (2019)
Overhyped & Ends Up Being Average At Best
Yes this movie is not as good as Get Out & I assumed that when I walked into this movie. However, I still walked out disappointed. I did not like the plot for this movie! That was the weakest point of this movie. It was a good idea that was taken the wrong direction. The villains were also annoying when they talked. I know it sounds nit picky but they had an impact on my enjoyment of this film. The acting however was very good. I actually enjoyed the dialogue very much. I thought it had some funny parts as well. The cinematography was good too. The suspense kept me on the edge of my seat sometimes yet it does have some stupid decisions made by the villains and protagonists. The ending makes sense but I left unsatisfied saying "that was stupid." I won't compare this to Get Out but I will say this isn't worth watching in theaters. Is it worth DVD rental? Yes it is but that's it. 5/10 for my rating.
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
Entertaining & Worth Watching But Sadly Overhyped
This is going to be unpopular opinion but after reading many of these reviews, it may not become unpopular. I will do the best I can to keep this spoiler free. There are obvious plot holes that will drive many MCU & non MCU fans nuts. Also, the movie starts off very slow and never really takes off for 2 hours. While there were emotional scenes & good actions scenes near & in the end of the film, it doesn't fully deliver its full potential throughout. Some of the superheroes barely get any screen time as well & you'll see why many people complain about Thor's obnoxious behavior. While it may to tempting to bash this movie to bits and give it a 5, I respect the ideas, acting, music, CGI, & work that was put into this. It definitely wasn't half a**ed but also wasn't completely solid either. Overall, you will most definitely be entertained and leave the theater with a smile on your face most likely but soon realize Infinity War is sooooo much better & more memorable due to its comedy, action, CGI, equal use of superheroes, plot, & the memorable Thanos. However, this movie didn't irritate me enough for me to hate on it. If you have kids tho, this movie will be a blast for them as my theater had kids hollering & emotional. 7/10 for my rating.