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I was here before JEFF or AMAZON. Why didn't you come out of the communist closet until after you made your billions?
OH BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE MADE IT.
Go fuck yourself, you censoring commie pinko. This is my site.
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Aerial Argentina (2022)
Beautiful Views Marred by Vomitious Narration
Beautiful Views Marred by Vomitious Narration.
Title: A Disappointing Dive into Aerial Argentinian: Drowning in Dissatisfaction
As an avid viewer always on the lookout for captivating shows, I regretfully stumbled upon "Aerial Argentinian" - a production that not only failed to soar but left me plummeting into a sea of disappointment. From lackluster storytelling to cringe-worthy performances, this show is a prime example of wasted potential.
First and foremost, the narrative of "Aerial Argentinian" lacks depth and coherence. The plot meanders aimlessly, failing to provide any compelling reason to invest in the characters or their predicaments. The attempt at blending drama and action falls flat, resulting in a confusing mishmash of disconnected scenes that do little to engage the audience.
The casting choices in this production only exacerbate its inherent problems. The performances are wooden, leaving viewers wondering if the actors were reading their lines for the first time. The lack of chemistry between characters further diminishes any hope of salvaging the show's credibility. It's disheartening to witness such a talented cast squandered on a project that seems to lack direction and purpose.
Moreover, "Aerial Argentinian" makes a misguided attempt to intertwine its narrative with the contentious topic of climate change. The blatant dismissal of the overwhelming scientific consensus on global warming is not only irresponsible but also infuriating. The show seems to propagate the dangerous myth that climate change is a mere fabrication, ignoring the mountains of evidence supporting the urgent need for environmental awareness and action.
It is disappointing to see a television show exploit a serious global issue for the sake of sensationalism and controversy. Rather than contributing to a meaningful dialogue on climate change, "Aerial Argentinian" muddies the waters with misinformation and an ill-conceived attempt at relevance.
In conclusion, "Aerial Argentinian" is a sinking ship in the vast ocean of television entertainment. Its lackluster storytelling, subpar performances, and irresponsible handling of important issues make it a regrettable watch. I would strongly advise potential viewers to steer clear of this show unless they enjoy being bombarded with mediocrity and misinformation.
Expedition Unknown: The Quest for El Dorado (2021)
Historically incorrect, hateful garbage
After being a super fan of expedition unknown since the first episode 10 years ago, the left win writers and producers could no longer hide their hatred of Catholicism and Christianity. They should be embarrassed.
Warrior (2019)
Bruce Lee said "The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering." This is not it.
Bruce Lee said "The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering." This is not it.
What we do have is a protagonist who drops the f-bomb every other word, bullies the elderly, murders at will, and beats everyone else up to a bloody pulp.
As others have pointed out, the high ratings for this mess of humanity it mind-boggling. The entire cast use language, colluiqoalisms and mannerisms that are right out of 2020. Gone are the gentle manners of both men and women in the late 19th Century.
The Chinese are portrayed as whimpish, subservient rabble, enslaved by other Chinese. The Irish are loud, drunk and always beating on women and police.
Everyone is crooked.
The writers even managed to make a grotesques and vile joke about Catholics Nuns in the very first episode.
And did we mention the prostitutes? There are prostitutes everywhere! All supermodels, of course, with perfectly styled hair, modem make up and laser hair removal.
The only saving grace are the costumes and the fight choreography - the rest of the show - the music, sounds, lighting, shots, cinematography, acting, dialog; mindless idiocy.
Master Lee also said: "Be like water making its way through cracks. Do not be assertive, but adjust to the object, and you shall find a way around or through it. "
This crime against humanity is anything but water.
The Simpsons: Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy (2019)
This is the Most Obnoxious Misandristic Garbage in 31 Seasons of the Simpsons.
This is the Most Obnoxious Misandristic Garbage in 31 Seasons of the Simpsons. In in your typical "Hi I'm Lisa, I'm A Huge Leftist and here's why", there will be a little honest push back by an opposing character, so bring it down in it's preachiness. But his has none - Milhouse as the antagonist is laughable at best. Feminazi "protagonists" in this story are depicted as heroes, while violently threatening evil 'boy' children with weapons. It's like it was written by a 22 year old Brown or Berkeley grad.
This ENTIRE season has been bad - it's just one lie after another, slandering and mis-characterizations against normal, sane, every day Americans and President Trump.
I can't believe I'm saying this; but, It's time for this show to be canceled. They haven't made fun of leftists, honestly, fairly, in years.
Rogue One (2016)
Emo Skywalker: Badly Cast Also: Can there be Star Wars in Star Wars?
Can there be Star Wars in Star Wars? For over an hour, we're taken from random planet to random planet for no apparent reason other than to have new planets in the SW Universe. Gray, sad, dark planet to brown, dark sad planet, to rainy, sad dark planet. You can watch the first 10 minutes, then skip the next hour. .
But thankfully, Disney labeled them all, ala Michael Bay.
Fun Fact: There wasn't a single location popover in any Star Wars movie up until this point.
I had no emotional connection with the protagonist. Emo Skywalker was sullen, uninspiring, un-relatable and a tad barn-owly. The only thing more shocking than this casting choice that as of right now, this movie has an 8.2 rating.
Hey, and let's cast more English people with super thick Cockney and Gaelic accents who call Generals 'Mum'. Yeah, that doesn't break the illusion or take you out of the movie at all.
The fact that were was no opening scroll accompanied by a thundering John Williams orchestra is unforgivable. Intead, we're greeted with a Star Trek / Marvel / James Bone mini-10 minute-sequence, then the title, which again breaks the mood, then the rest of the move.
None of the supporting cast (which there were WAY too many of) had story arcs. Cassian, Bodhi and Saw could have been rolled into one - and still been incomplete.
Forest Whitaker was shoehorned into this movie for no reason other than to prove that he's alive. Another dull and shallow character.
They did get a few things right - the ending sequence almost saved this, but wholly disappointing.
Still better than the prequels - but barely.
The Big Short (2015)
Embarrassingly Inaccurate
A vapid, preachy and historically false movie that is based upon fiction that the uneducated and uninformed will obediently lap up.
The Community Reinvestment Act of 1977 added thousand upon thousands of pages of regulations that forced banks to lend money to low-income areas. Yes, forced.
This is the typical liberal prescription for all the ailments of society: Throw logic and reason out the window, and use a warm and fuzzy touchy-feeling legislation to try to fix an imagined injustice.
The Federal government (through the FDIC and FFIEC) required banks and mortgage companies to advertise and make super-low mortgage loans to people who should not have been buying a house in the first place.
If the banks refused to take on these dangerous loans, they risked steep fines, being audited, and even being taken over by the government while that particular bank was being given (yes, given) to another bank in the area.
So what did banks do? They made loans to everyone. What did that do? Made house prices SOAR. Which did what? Turned a $50,000 house into a $150,000 house.
Now you have a family, who barely had any money to being with, trying to pay a $1,000 mortgage when their total income was maybe twice that. Their home gets re-assessed by the government, then their property taxes skyrocket.
Why? Because the leftists and liberals said 'everyone deserves the right to own a home'.
People began defaulting on loans. Missing payments. Houses were repossessed. The market crashed.
Tomorrowland (2015)
Pretentious, Elitist, Dull, Left Wing Propaganda Film.
There needs to be a new category of movie added just for Tomorrowland: Unscientific Fiction. We'll call it Unscifi.
It always cracks me up when a Hollywood uses the fruits of capitalism to try to expose the horrors of it. As of this writing, this movie has now lost $130,000,000 dollars. If that doesn't tell you that the enlightened public is tried of be preached at non-existent, fraudulent doomsday predictions, then I don't know what will.
These tried and embarrassing platitudes of global warming (started in 1855), over-population (1960s), and starvation (since the dawn of man) are solely attempts by scientists to fear the simpletons in DC into giving them big fat federal grant research checks.
The script wandered about like a headless chicken in a hurricane. The sets & cinematography and special affect were very nice to look at. It's truly a shame that the efforts of countless little people were wasted on such a poor movie.
The Foley and sound design (other than the ADR/voice-overs) were very good as well.
The actors were annoying, screechy, and grating. Clooney's creepy on- screen relationship with a 11 year old robot girl is gross. I think I may have finally watched a film that's worse than Johnny B Goode or even, AI.
If the studio who produced this schlock really wants to save the earth, they should burn every copy of the flaccid crap and used the stored energy provide heat for the poor.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (2013)
Pedantic, Long-winded Meandering Tripe for Lowfos
I'm presuming Joss Whedon gets paid by the word, it's the only explaining for the unending dialog that wanders endlessly, jumping from one unbelievable and ineffectual plot point to the next.
Colson deadpans countless lines, over and over, with all the emotional range of Data from Star Trek: TNG.
Oh, now look: The Shield agents are chasing something! Oh, they caught it, him or her! Now they are chasing something else! Will they catch it, him or her? Of course! What's this? They are chasing yet something else. Will they catch it, him or her? Why of course.
If I were Leo Fitz, I would have thrown myself from the plane. Oh, look, yet another fight scene with "Bob". That wasn't entertaining the first 10 times we saw it.
What also was super cool was how Whedon completed stole the final episode's plot from George Lucas' Return of the Jedi .
"No, mommy, you can be good!" "Um...Luke..err. Skye...! Join me, and we can rule together! (Evil Cackle)" Darth Vader... I mean..Skye's Dad kills the evil Empress, saving his son..err..daughter.
OMG Josh, you should be writing Lucas a royalty check for that one.
This show has finally cratered.
Oh, and Josh, way to associate those who watch Fox News as mass murderers in the final episode. How very brave of you to wait until the very end to stick to to half you fan base.
Really classy, brah.
2/10.
A Kick for Cinderella (1924)
Quite Comical
My father recently found a copy of this silent cartoon in our grandfather's garage, which we converted to DVD. The actual title at the beginning of the reel is "Kick for Cinderella". There are no credits of any kind, other than the production company tag.
It's quite funny, but perhaps a bit too long. It features 2 brothers, one of which gets to go to the Charleston Review. The other, sleeping by the fire, is visited by a fairy and given new clothes, magical shoes and a car. He is whisked away to the dance much to the chagrin of his brother.
A cool twist to the classic story.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
You must see it once.
Aye, it's a horrible movie.
However, just as one slows down on a freeway to gape at a traffic accident, one must sacrifice 2 hours of his/her's life to see this.
It's sooo bad it's funny.
If you can acquire a copy, veiw the Mystery Science Theatre 3000 version. Now THAT you'll be able to watch over and over.
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Horrible, Horrible, Horrible
There may be enough words in the English language to adequately describe this piece of filth, but I think no one knows enough to convey that message.
I have walked out of 2 movies in my life: Johnny B Good (pathetic football flick with Anthony Michael Hall) and now, this one.
This movie is as bad as Citizen Kane or 12 Angry Men was good.