This is in my Top Five......worst films I have ever seen.
Where do I begin...? This is teenage airhead nonsense. Made for video game enthusiasts who spend hours online playing shoot 'em up games. Endless explosions and huge noises battering you from every side at volume 11. Flashing lights and bursts of flame. Great if you're addicted to all that.
The testosterone-charged macho gung ho male posturing in this film is archaic. Surely we have moved on from watching steroid pumped men puffing out their chests and shouting at each other to show who's got the biggest dick.
And it is obvious from this pantomime start that all these rock hard jocks who hate each other will end up in saccharine male bonding by the end of the film. Hugging each other accompanied by insipid violin music. Oh, god.....it was nauseating...!
I'm not going to rant about the ham acting throughout as that goes with the territory of American films like this. Tough guy college boys who have just discovered alcohol and girls for the first time, over excited and loud mouthed trying to establish their place in the chimpanzee pack.
This film is so slow. We have to have a simpering love interest, of course, with lots of meaningful silent staring at each other. Feel the lurve, people... And more cheap, off-the-shelf orchestral whining to go with it. The whole 130 excruciating minutes stank of cheese...
The plot... Almost forgotten until the end when we have all the noise and flames and empty CGI sprinklings that fail to add anything convincing to this tasteless mush.
Ed Harris is wasted. Val Kilmer's role is hilarious. Tom Cruise plays Tom Cruise.
The script is dire, written by a sixth-form student who has never seen a genuinely good films in their short lives.
Americans in general have no idea what a good film is. You only have to look at the 'movies' they churn out. But I am surprised that British audiences still fall for the hype that launches US films. This is a bad film on every level: script, acting, pace etc...
I defy anyone over, say, twenty five to convince me otherwise. This is a kids' film. Flash bang wallop my dad's bigger than your dad I can drink you under the table anytime, buddy, and I can pull the girls...
Empty. Vacuous. Dull. And superficial in the extreme.
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