I only gave it two stars for the two times I laughed. The humor was baboon type humor. Again, Disney cares more about being woke than they care about the actual script. If you are extremely conservative you must be prepared to know It had constant references to same sex relationships. Russell Crowe had a decent character, but definitely not a clean character . It's not for children under 8yrs old or younger, unless you want to have some awkward talks with your child. I am glad I did NOT purchase a movie ticket...and I'm glad iv canceled Disney Plus. I only watched because my subscription runs out this October.
Reviews
17 Reviews
Cringe worthy
18 September 2019
Miley over doing the NIN music is the worst type of entertainment I've ever sat through. All my feelings while watching; Cheesy, Silly, Dumb, Ridiculous, I'm Cringing, Fast Forward.
I kept telling myself "I have to know how this ends so I can be honest and say I tortured myself". Please only put yourself through this show if you're willing to watch for mocking purposes only.
Jupiter Ascending
(2015)
This movie is really really bad
3 August 2019
I ended up fast forwarding through 70% of the movie hoping I'll come to an interesting part. The acting is melodramatic garbage. One guy is coming off as ryan Philippe's character from Cruel Intensions. I think we can all agree that's been done too many times in the past 20yrs. Without giving spoilers...you'll easily pick out the actor who is giving a RIDICULOUS Brando-meets-Zoolander impersonation. The whole movie reeks with pretentious characters. It's awful.
If I was to compare this movie to another, I'd think along the lines of Transformers 3. Maybe 1 good action scene???? Bottom line...You would have to be simple minded to enjoy this cheesy movie.
I will add... I'd skip this movie if you are mother with a 14-or-younger child. There's just a slight too much nudity to be pg-13 for me to watch with my teenage son.
If I was to compare this movie to another, I'd think along the lines of Transformers 3. Maybe 1 good action scene???? Bottom line...You would have to be simple minded to enjoy this cheesy movie.
I will add... I'd skip this movie if you are mother with a 14-or-younger child. There's just a slight too much nudity to be pg-13 for me to watch with my teenage son.
In the Dark
(2019β2022)
FINALLY A NETFLIX SHOW THAT DOESNT SUCK
1 August 2019
I was starting to think Netflix was purposely making crappy shows. It's probably more a 7.5 star but I've hated so much Netflix shows I got over excited I found another show to watch besides stranger things (I don't have cable)
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No nudity but it could be cleaned it up a bit. I'd feel uncomfortable watching with a child under 16.
Another Life
(2019β2021)
Another drop in the bucket for Netflix.
31 July 2019
Like a lot of people I was excited hoping I would get something close to Star Trek but no it more like Armageddon. The macho attitudes. Someone above beat me to it. "They fill their spaceship with individuals who are all emotionally compromised and all exhibit signs of severe mental illness"
It's too far fetched from reality. They're not bad actors but I really miss Travelers and Lost In Space because everything Netflix puts out now is awful.
The Dirt
(2019)
What a terrible movie... acting was over the top!
26 March 2019
These guys was just a bunch of A$$holes. They where terrible humans that had no respect for others. They were rude disgusting pigs that talked in clichΓ©s. "Dude" "you're a god" ~ Tommy Lee says to Ozzy Osborn. To bad he's got no clue what god is really about. The film in itself is ... like I said CLICHES!!! I don't know if it's the acting or if these 4 guys share the same chromosomes as a potato.nikki seems to have grown up but these guys really thought they where cool.
Cloud Atlas
(2012)
This is boring! It's complex (in a bad way).
7 December 2018
I am only giving 3 stars because of the actors ability to act. I'm half way through and I'm losing patience. It's not easy to follow. All I can tell is it's a movie about reincarnation of 6 characters. I'm sick of watching 1 minute of several people's lives. The movie is failing to show me something in that 1 minute that will keep me wanting more. It's going nowhere. This movie is a waste of good actors. I'm kinda upset I've wasted my time. A movie must keep me from beginning to end or my ADD acts up. I could follow the matrix but not this.
CRINGE ππ£
13 November 2018
Prodigy
(2017)
It kept my adhd attention.
17 September 2018
I get easily board with movies and end up on my phone doing business, while my husband finishes the movie for the both of us. This movie kept my attention. It left me feeling the emotions one should have during a movie that concerns the fate of a minor. It didn't need a bunch of digital enhancement like big box office production companies would have used. But, the lead male character was talented enough to keep my eyes fixed on the television. I cringed at one character... and no it's a spoiler. Just when one guy talks about a hot date... I didnt buy itπ more like he'd be into Wars Of Warcraft.
His Girl Friday
(1940)
Overrated movie of all time
15 November 2016
Most overrated movie that stars grant. I think if people were honest they'd admit a movie this corny could not make it in today's films. To me a good movies are timeless. Like forest gump, gone with the wind... those movies we will always love no matter what year it came out it would be a lot. Constantly fast talking gets on my nerves. I know they clocked themselves speaking over 200 words a minute. And they brag on themselves for speed talking. I could not understand why this movie is so well liked. There's no convincing me to take this movie as a little bit realistic. The characters should be put on Prozac. Running acting in two or three rooms with corny lines talking 200 words per minute is silly. Hated it!
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