Jupiter Jones was born under a night sky, with signs predicting that she was destined for great things. Now grown, Jupiter dreams of the stars but wakes up to the cold reality of a job cleaning other people's houses and an endless run of bad breaks. Only when Caine Wise, a genetically engineered ex-military hunter, arrives on Earth to track her down does Jupiter begin to glimpse the fate that has been waiting for her all along - her genetic signature marks her as next in line for an extraordinary inheritance that could alter the balance of the cosmos.Written by
The first time Jupiter is shown scrubbing the bowl of the toilet the seat is down. This is not something that anyone who knows how to clean a toilet (including actresses) would do. Apparently they caught this error and had her scrub it with the seat up the second time. See more »
Technically speaking, I'm an alien. And from the perspective of Immigration, an illegal one. My parents met at the University in Saint Petersburg, where he taught Astrophysics and she taught Applied Mathematics. My mother fell in love with him when she found him almost frozen to death on the bank of the Neva, staring at the stars.
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The opening logos for Warner Brothers Pictures, Village Roadshow Pictures, and Rat-Pac Dune Entertainment are shown as solid gold with fancy engraving highlights. See more »
Satire and depth fail at times. The suspense, dialog, the clumsy "lets explain to the audience" scenes, the mish-mash of bizarre art department characters. Fun eye candy sure.
someone pushed the "suspenseful music" button a few times in post and called it a day. The stunts are hyped beyond belief, which is sort of the style they aimed for too, so it will have fans. flickering cgi, some narrative wtf's, and cut, print, sell tickets. 4 / 10
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