I didnt check out what the movie was about before i watched it and i must say it was a good choice.
I havent seen anything this funny for years.
My two favorite characters were Fraulein Rahm and Adolf.
Best line in the movie for me was " Go give americans a hug "
U gotta watch this
Reviews
20 Reviews
The Witcher
(2019– )
Uufing
22 December 2019
I havent played witcher, but ive seen people hyping the game and when the show was announced everyone got more excited and now i see what all the hype is for!
Show is just 10/10, everything is just perfection, if u doubt seeing it the it is must watch show .
The Mandalorian
(2019– )
Must watch!
9 December 2019
At first i was skeptic about it, since 2015 all the star wars movies have been total and utter crap.
But as always i watch stuff before judging and Mandalorian turned out to be something magnificent.
The writing is spot on, visuals look like big budget movie and everything else incredible!
If you are still thinking if you should watch it then theres no need to think more, JUST DO IT!
If you are still thinking if you should watch it then theres no need to think more, JUST DO IT!
V-Wars
(2019)
Curious but horrible
9 December 2019
So the concept is good, writing is lazy writing, but the god damn dialogues are just hilariously horrible.
Also "vampires" look as bad as zombies in " I Am Legend".
Only reason i watched it, was because it had "wars" as in there would be more than one war, seen none yet.
Would not reccomend to watch.
Only reason i watched it, was because it had "wars" as in there would be more than one war, seen none yet.
Would not reccomend to watch.
Bad Genius
(2017)
Entertaining and interesting movie! Got To Watch
27 February 2019
Now im not watching many Asian movies, but when i watched this ones trailer, i knew that i have to watch it and oh boy i was right.
Actors are amazing in this and so is the story.
The director,writer and cast knew what they were doing and were doing it right.
What sold me on this was the fact that they didnt use CGI or if they did it was so small i didnt even notice.
9/10 Must watch!
Downfall
(2004)
Super!
18 February 2019
Just wow, the movie realy grabs the accuracy of the events that happened in 1945.
Watching the people who were around Hitler at the time change their minds or be true to their country is realy interesting.
Directors and writers realy knew what they wanted the audience feels and see.
From Straight A's to XXX
(2017 TV Movie)
what?
18 February 2019
Watching this movie was a rollercoaster, first it says its ok to do porn and people should be more supportive of it, since many do it of their own free will and then it tell us its not ok?
Like what the hell, im realy open minded guy and i like to hear different sides ,but this story did not make sense to me. It just isnt worth to watch unless you have time and you like "depatable" topics
Like what the hell, im realy open minded guy and i like to hear different sides ,but this story did not make sense to me. It just isnt worth to watch unless you have time and you like "depatable" topics
Godzilla
(2014)
Watch it in cinema
17 February 2019
Big gigantic monsters fighting among humans, hell yeah!
Godzilla is a excellent movie, but theres a problem. It isnt made for home viewing, if you happened to watch it in cinema and later on home then you understand. In cinema everything is bigger, louder and gives more chills. In home if you dont have a home theater system and turn up the volume, you wouldnt still get that exact feeling, its just made for cinema watching.
Story is good, specially i like how Ford Brody moves around in the movie, how he isnt lingering in one place, he has a goal, but he does everything that it takes to reach that goal.
CGI is on point with the sound effects, hearing how the Godzilla charges up to shoot out the flames, just gives you the chills...
Super movie, if you watch it in cinema
Godzilla is a excellent movie, but theres a problem. It isnt made for home viewing, if you happened to watch it in cinema and later on home then you understand. In cinema everything is bigger, louder and gives more chills. In home if you dont have a home theater system and turn up the volume, you wouldnt still get that exact feeling, its just made for cinema watching.
Story is good, specially i like how Ford Brody moves around in the movie, how he isnt lingering in one place, he has a goal, but he does everything that it takes to reach that goal.
CGI is on point with the sound effects, hearing how the Godzilla charges up to shoot out the flames, just gives you the chills...
Super movie, if you watch it in cinema
Wouldnt reccomend
17 February 2019
Major part in this movie is CGI, explosions,ships,planes etc.
Unfortunatly it is one of the worst CGI's i have seen in our "modern" movies.
This might be acceptable in early 2000s or 90's but its not something that would come out in 2016. Submarine had plain textures aswell did planes.
Storywise the movie isnt that interesting, dont get me wrong im big historical movie fan and i love ww2 themed movies, but this one just aint the one. Gives off that cheap vibe to me.
Id say directing isnt the best here either, i think thats one of the things what makes this movie unlikable.
So no dont watch it
Storywise the movie isnt that interesting, dont get me wrong im big historical movie fan and i love ww2 themed movies, but this one just aint the one. Gives off that cheap vibe to me.
Id say directing isnt the best here either, i think thats one of the things what makes this movie unlikable.
So no dont watch it
Das Boot
(1981)
Just watch it already would you!
15 February 2019
When i first saw Das Boot, i was 7 or 8 years old, did not think about it much ,but now i rewatched it and i understood what a magnificent piece it is.
Il start off by saying that the soundtrack for this movie was perfect. What makes this movie in my sense brilliant, is that it shows what was going on on a U-Boat. Boredom, fear and anxiety of getting sunk, thats what those men felt most of the time, if not that they were making the small and close spaced sub more smellier than it was. That all was just part of life, they were looked as heroes, thats what they were, but no one probaly thought what kind of heroes.
If you truly wish to get part of this anxiety driven movie, which is full of surprises then do yourself a favour, stop reading this and start watching the movie!
Il start off by saying that the soundtrack for this movie was perfect. What makes this movie in my sense brilliant, is that it shows what was going on on a U-Boat. Boredom, fear and anxiety of getting sunk, thats what those men felt most of the time, if not that they were making the small and close spaced sub more smellier than it was. That all was just part of life, they were looked as heroes, thats what they were, but no one probaly thought what kind of heroes.
If you truly wish to get part of this anxiety driven movie, which is full of surprises then do yourself a favour, stop reading this and start watching the movie!
Stay Awesome, China!
(2019)
Perfecto!
12 February 2019
If you like documentaries and learn different cultures then you must like this.
Winston makes it easy to understand how China works.
I myself think alot of people have misunderstood how chinese culture works and how people are in 21st century and after you learn more about them you can understand better how and why china is different from other countries.
Movie is magnificent, I love it!
I deeply reccomend his youtube channel Serpentza to anyone who is more interested about China, He constantly uploads videos and teaches us more!
Movie is magnificent, I love it!
I deeply reccomend his youtube channel Serpentza to anyone who is more interested about China, He constantly uploads videos and teaches us more!
The Expanse
(2015–2022)
must watch
12 February 2019
A tv show, with good CGI, good story and with space?
YES, this is real and it is good.
Now i enjoy The Expanse for its characters,CGi and its good storyline.
Characters feel real, each character in the show feels unique and sametime they act like normal human beings, instead of brave human warriors. They have their own drama and issues with each other which i realy enjoy.
Without giving any spoilers about the story, it is good. Each season has its own " main mission " and sametime its all connected through all seasons, so if you are planning to watch it then you wont be dissapointed.
CGI is super, holy mother of graphics. When i was little i used to see these shows or tv movies with realy horrible CGI compared to big hollywood movies, but Expanse has just given us hollywood grade CGI without compromising anything.
WATCH IT
Now i enjoy The Expanse for its characters,CGi and its good storyline.
Characters feel real, each character in the show feels unique and sametime they act like normal human beings, instead of brave human warriors. They have their own drama and issues with each other which i realy enjoy.
Without giving any spoilers about the story, it is good. Each season has its own " main mission " and sametime its all connected through all seasons, so if you are planning to watch it then you wont be dissapointed.
CGI is super, holy mother of graphics. When i was little i used to see these shows or tv movies with realy horrible CGI compared to big hollywood movies, but Expanse has just given us hollywood grade CGI without compromising anything.
WATCH IT
First Man
(2018)
Super
12 February 2019
From my eyes, the movie was great.
Great in a sense that how it gave spaceflight history knowledge to ordinary people. It teached the life of Neil, how dangerous Apollo missions were and what
it took to become a astronaut who went to the moon.
Story might have felt boring, but you cant make real life that interesting always when you are using facts.
I think what alot of people are getting wrong about this was the fact it wasnt made to be crazy action movie or so, since it is biography.
I think Neil was too robotic in the movie, felt bit like Spock from Star Trek. He had emotions but most of the time he was just there with a plain face doing his job. But still i liked Ryan playing Neil.
I give my 9 stars to CGI ,Story , Characters and the fact it was one of the best movies of 2018.
I think Neil was too robotic in the movie, felt bit like Spock from Star Trek. He had emotions but most of the time he was just there with a plain face doing his job. But still i liked Ryan playing Neil.
I give my 9 stars to CGI ,Story , Characters and the fact it was one of the best movies of 2018.
Black Panther
(2018)
Politics + Marvel = horrible
7 February 2019
Warning: Spoilers
Anyone reading this review, this movie aint good.
This movie wasnt made for real audience to enjoy, it was more motivated or used to power the politics. Atleast if not either of those then it was certainly full of controversial topics.
Also this was overhyped and still is.
It is as bad as Captain america Civil War or Iron man 3.
Story was predictable and boring.
Chasing, Fight, searching, chasing, death, revival, fight. Thats my summary for the story.
Characters
T'Challa was good for most of the part but he died and then wow, he came back alive. We had angry man named Erik who wanted revenge for his dads death, thats realy new (sarcasm) Ulysses Klaue, thief and murderer who screwed over everyone when time was right and in the end he got screwed over, talk about karma. Everett K, well he realy did not have much point in the movie did he.
My 2 stars go out for good CGI and okay acting.
Story was predictable and boring.
Chasing, Fight, searching, chasing, death, revival, fight. Thats my summary for the story.
Characters
T'Challa was good for most of the part but he died and then wow, he came back alive. We had angry man named Erik who wanted revenge for his dads death, thats realy new (sarcasm) Ulysses Klaue, thief and murderer who screwed over everyone when time was right and in the end he got screwed over, talk about karma. Everett K, well he realy did not have much point in the movie did he.
My 2 stars go out for good CGI and okay acting.
Mortal Engines
(2018)
Why do you make this?
7 February 2019
Warning: Spoilers
Watching this movie gave me a feelings like this was anime adaptation, but not just normal anime adaptation like netflix kind of adaptation or in otherwords, it was bad.
All characters were boring Because Tom was a normal scarypants who we all have seen in so many movies. Then comes Hester, who wants revenge for her mothers death, like we havent seen it elsewhere. Theres this evil big guy named Thaddeus Valentine, wowza. Finally theres this robot named Shrike, who was Hesters " step dad " who we all was evil but wow he was actually trying to be good.
Story was so god damn predictable, they shoot big cannon and good boys have to stop it and we all know what happens.
4 stars for CGI, everything else, nope
All characters were boring Because Tom was a normal scarypants who we all have seen in so many movies. Then comes Hester, who wants revenge for her mothers death, like we havent seen it elsewhere. Theres this evil big guy named Thaddeus Valentine, wowza. Finally theres this robot named Shrike, who was Hesters " step dad " who we all was evil but wow he was actually trying to be good.
Story was so god damn predictable, they shoot big cannon and good boys have to stop it and we all know what happens.
4 stars for CGI, everything else, nope
Aquaman
(2018)
Go watch it
7 February 2019
Warning: Spoilers
Now im fan of Marvel Cinematic Universe and DC's aswell.
Problem with both of those is that only few of their films are good, everything else they make is only for money.
but this, this was gold.
Story
Honestly i expected this to be crap and have same old story, but no. When tsunami came, i though Aquamans dad would die, but he didnt, so it didnt give that usual superhero story vibe, it felt better. Aswell the part that he didnt want to rule the kingdom or have anything to do with it.
Characters
You cant have better Aquaman than Jason Momoa, he literally borned for this part. He looked perfect, his acting was on point and boy, that golden aquaman suit made my day.
Mera aka Amber Heard, aswell good acting and looked perfect for the part.
Vulko, was 5/10 character, same old family friends who helps out the Prince.
My 8 points go to good CGI,Story,Characters and for being one of the best superhero movies of this decade.
Story
Honestly i expected this to be crap and have same old story, but no. When tsunami came, i though Aquamans dad would die, but he didnt, so it didnt give that usual superhero story vibe, it felt better. Aswell the part that he didnt want to rule the kingdom or have anything to do with it.
Characters
You cant have better Aquaman than Jason Momoa, he literally borned for this part. He looked perfect, his acting was on point and boy, that golden aquaman suit made my day.
Mera aka Amber Heard, aswell good acting and looked perfect for the part.
Vulko, was 5/10 character, same old family friends who helps out the Prince.
My 8 points go to good CGI,Story,Characters and for being one of the best superhero movies of this decade.
Robin Hood
(2018)
Not best, but managable
7 February 2019
Warning: Spoilers
I was lucky to not watch it at cinema, i would have got bored.
First as many other movies these days, this was only made for money, money and money.
Story was meh id give it 4/10 Why i didnt like the story was because in the end Robin and his wife got back together like so many other movies, there wasnt much of a twist back of it except when Robin got back from crusade she had another man. Story felt more like Assassins Creed (game) series, where a guy steals stuff inorder do mess with the politics.
Now going to details, the Nottingham looked far too clean medival town and had metal walls on streets ( at the time when he was stealing Sheriffs money wagon ) like it was cheap to have. Also at the time where Robin jumped out of the window while he was escaping from the loot room and landed in stable you can literally see how the coins which were falling in with him were added in with bad CGI, it realy bothers me.
Robin was too young.
Honestly, id prefer Russell Crowe kind of Robin than Taron ,but thats my own opinion since i was always imagined that Robin would be middle aged man. No offense to Taron, but he literally seems like hes in his twenties and about to start first proper job. Good acting tho.
When Little John ( Jamie Foxx ) was captured i realy though he was going to die, it would give that feeling when master has given all his knowledge to student ( Robin ) and now its his time to go. So bit dissapointed there.
Lines were kinda lame since after you watch certain amount of movies, you just get tired that people use the same lines over and over again.
My 6 stars go for acting and that there isnt many better movies of 2018.
First as many other movies these days, this was only made for money, money and money.
Story was meh id give it 4/10 Why i didnt like the story was because in the end Robin and his wife got back together like so many other movies, there wasnt much of a twist back of it except when Robin got back from crusade she had another man. Story felt more like Assassins Creed (game) series, where a guy steals stuff inorder do mess with the politics.
Now going to details, the Nottingham looked far too clean medival town and had metal walls on streets ( at the time when he was stealing Sheriffs money wagon ) like it was cheap to have. Also at the time where Robin jumped out of the window while he was escaping from the loot room and landed in stable you can literally see how the coins which were falling in with him were added in with bad CGI, it realy bothers me.
Robin was too young.
Honestly, id prefer Russell Crowe kind of Robin than Taron ,but thats my own opinion since i was always imagined that Robin would be middle aged man. No offense to Taron, but he literally seems like hes in his twenties and about to start first proper job. Good acting tho.
When Little John ( Jamie Foxx ) was captured i realy though he was going to die, it would give that feeling when master has given all his knowledge to student ( Robin ) and now its his time to go. So bit dissapointed there.
Lines were kinda lame since after you watch certain amount of movies, you just get tired that people use the same lines over and over again.
My 6 stars go for acting and that there isnt many better movies of 2018.
Cell
(I) (2016)
Horrible
7 February 2019
Warning: Spoilers
Only giving out 2 stars because i liked the acting but it missed so much of everything else
Story
At beggining i was enthusiastic about the story, but as soon as i started seeing missing story pieces i was getting sceptical. But still at the end i hoped they would explain more. And they didnt so i was realy dissapointed in that. Story seems like good at times but then they add those mind twisting parts that dont make any sense.
Characters
Clay was boring, like realy boring. Nothing new or exciting about him. All he wanted to do was find his son, instead of accepting reality that he was gone.
Tom McCourt i liked him alot, he had accepted reality, was thinking like i would in zombie apocalypse.
Alice was awesome, since she was traumatized about how she killed her mother and then later on by bad luck she died.
Im not gonna write about the other characters since they werent much of important in the story except the Ray, but hes screen time was short.
Not good, wouldnt reccomend
Story
At beggining i was enthusiastic about the story, but as soon as i started seeing missing story pieces i was getting sceptical. But still at the end i hoped they would explain more. And they didnt so i was realy dissapointed in that. Story seems like good at times but then they add those mind twisting parts that dont make any sense.
Characters
Clay was boring, like realy boring. Nothing new or exciting about him. All he wanted to do was find his son, instead of accepting reality that he was gone.
Tom McCourt i liked him alot, he had accepted reality, was thinking like i would in zombie apocalypse.
Alice was awesome, since she was traumatized about how she killed her mother and then later on by bad luck she died.
Im not gonna write about the other characters since they werent much of important in the story except the Ray, but hes screen time was short.
Not good, wouldnt reccomend
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