John-maynes-936-825264 Reviews

Kick-Ass 2 (2013)

Last Movie To See This Summer! Was it Good Enough?

[6/10 · 3 September 2013]

When i saw the first one i was blown away, it was different then all the other Superhero movies were about but Kick-Ass isn't super is he? no he's just a comic geek who dreamed of helping people by being super, thats awesome!

Now i was actually really excited for Part 2 because i didn't know how they would top the first one, hoping it would match it or go beyond.

Jim Carrey being in the movie i went nuts, i thought it was going to be amazing then when i finally saw it on the first day...

It was disappointing, its good but its fast paced like if they rushed an entire 2&1/2 hour script into an 1 hour and 50 minute movie.

The Acting was bad, but the character development was there

The Comedy was childish some parts did please me but it wasn't the same.

The Story was all rushed in my opinion like if everything was on a shoe string, i know the first movie had a low budget but they made it like a big movie and it was!

The Direction wasn't there most of the times it felt like the actors were the only ones keeping the movie up to watch.

Jim Carrey probably played one of the best 15 minutes he played in the movie he did fantastic as well as Chole Grace Moretz, Aaron Taylor Johnson and Mclovin.

It felt gross watching the movie maybe its just me getting older because when i saw the first one i was in high school and watching it made me feel like if i was back but reminded me deeply how under develop Hollywood makes high school like so that was a big dull moment in the movie

The Action is well done so to say even if the blood is friggin digital.

I liked it, Jeff Wadlow did an OK job, he treated us with good character development and action with childish comedy but he's not close enough to hate him but lets face it, he half assed

The Original Kick Ass still kicks ass!

The Avengers (2012)

A Life Changing Experience.

[10/10 · 12 May 2012]

I had seen this movie on its midnight showing & 2 days before it premiered worldwide & Yesterday.

*so this is kind of a really late review/and my first review for 2012!*

When i first saw it like everyone else, me and 248 people were thinking, its gonna be Bad A$$ but it turned out to be you didn't think it would that beyond Bad A$$!

Me & the entire packed IMAX Theater Rip Uproariously cheered the entire 2 hours and 23 minutes of the movie, everyone Deliberately applaud (Universally in a Good way)of both the movie and my Honest fast review for it (A Life Changing Experience)

Believe me when i say this(You're Destined to see this movie twice of how amazing it is)

I was super excited when i saw the first preview of"Marvel's The Avengers" Back in October of 2011(When i first saw a trailer for it according to me)

It took 4 years in development, insuring overwhelming anticipation for the movie itself, i didn't even know about that, i just thought hey all the Marvel movies that have been showing for the past 4 years in 08 were the start of them leading to this movie.

They did, I won't spoil it or go into to detail because i always do whenever there's a movie i really like or hate.

Fortunately It's one i absolutely love!

They Got everything right! The Acting was Great! Perfect Direction/Writing Violence, characterization, well paced, overly exhilaration till you feel you were born 6 billion times of watching some of the very first superhero's ever made.

Joss Whedon-Director/Co-Writer of the movie, who is also Creator of(The Cabin in the woods) Makes an all out breakthrough in his Career, his career has been made, till this day he sends us the fans thank you letters to everyone who made him famous, and for liking the movie.

Zak Penn- Writer of (The Incredible Hulk 2008) and Co-writer of the movie also makes a stunning shock in his Writing Career

it is powerful, its like that one movie you can't hardly argue about, but just sit there and say(Wow! i feel like a kid again)

Universally Acclaimed with Critics and Audiences

How can you not pitch for the Near Billion Dollar Homerun Blockbuster of the year so far?

Please go see this, its worth the wait, definitely delivers the hype/action and soul.

The Walking Dead: Pretty Much Dead Already (2011) Season 2, Episode 7

Exhilarating!

[10/10 · 4 December 2011]

Finally! They took action!

*From a true fan of this show*

It took awhile to take control, and finding out all things secrets, I was speechless when the shootings start, like first it started off really exciting, then it built up great!

The Drama was realistically believable and all these twist and turns and surprises...pure filmmaking!

Shane's gets put out there as the protagonist of all, then he makes up for it, they kept his character balanced that was outstanding, rick was brainwashed by the old man thinking maybe they're just ill people, but they're still dangerous, lori's a bit of two timer, and glen became a man!

All the way towards the ending after a zombie killing spree, I nearly teared not for when they found that girl and she was one of them, but dear lord it was such an amazing episode, you would have to be a zombie hater or really confused to not see how amazing this med season finale played

It showed from all they've been through, Rick from waking up and brought into hell, lori being pregnant with shanes seed, Carl being shot, then finally taking action and consideration of not only himself but his group as showed the most redeemedful and quite honestly the best characterization of any show, actor of a series has finally showed he's ready for the world ahead of him

After this Episode, Rick is a hero, a true leader.

Pure Filmmaking at the finest, it was so beautiful, I cried, that's what you call a show!!

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011)

The cheesiest one of them all, its New Moon on steroids! the funniest film of the year!

[1/10 · 17 November 2011]

Zip 0 out of 10, I gave New Moon a 1 out of 10 2 years ago.

This is one of those movies were critics tell you the truth and instead of telling you they slap it too you! I regret it but i'll be real honest im not a fan nor did I like"Eclipse" its my job to see these films but not my pleasure into seeing the, at all, and just like always I was with a group im gonna saw right now even chicks 18 to 20 years old called this new installment Cheesy as hell!

Its starts off mellow not happy but extremely slow! Then as you watch you can't help but yawn through out it all, the only time you get to catch a glimpse of a good part it is when its over, its a eye popping boredom! The Kings Speech is less boring then less

Kristen Stewert-Kidos for once she gives out a pretty really good performance she must've quit smoking but here performance isn't enough to cover up the horrendous flaws in the movie.

The action- the laziest stunts and coordination since lame blockbusters that came out this year, its the funniest parts of the entire film.

Need I say more? Im not trying to hurt any feelings who read it, but guys meaning men, you'll make your girl really happy with seeing this, girls its a chick flick.

Its really only worth it if your going for a date movie, on which on the other hand the best kissing frenzy you'll ever have like how I did...

Eh its not worth the time, but worth it after when its over.

Paranormal Activity 3 (2011)

As Hilarious as the second but almost as jumpy as the first

[27 October 2011]

Its not a big redemption movie but its a pretty decent improvement from last year's disaster.

Yes i had a couple of bad remarks of PA2 which were...too over the top but im in a good mood enough to say it delivered some good thrills

Sure its not as funny as the second but its way better then expected.

Now!

The only flaws and yes "do not read this part" if you don't want to be spoiled... ... ... ... ... Every thing you saw in the trailer was not, i repeat was not included in the film, which is a lot from its short running time.

But its a pretty decent movie

6 out of 10, its good and bad.

Footloose (2011)

The Worst MTV movie of its kind since the Justin Bieber movie!!

[27 October 2011]

OK so i will admit the soundtrack has some good songs, but thats not really helping the movie or me as much giving it any sympathy.

Not only did the movie ruin my time, it ruined my way of watching dance movies, the way i see young actors now, the way that i absolutely hate songs copyrighted in movies now a days, and above all the future of how i see movies today.

Watching this you sort of died inside just a lil then when your dragging yourself out of the theater you just have enough breath to walk yourself out of the Movie Theater, which is an horrendous experience i hope to never have ever again.

I'm not old, and i'm not fat, i'm the youngest critic out there today, but i have to admit no other film has ever made me this disappointed and i thought I've seen it all with the Justin bieber film.

Not even going to the after party for this premiere helped me at all of what i just saw...

I'm sorry but this is a major skip.

avoid this film.

Abduction (I) (2011)

In recent films like these, its better if you weren't know for Twilight

[1 October 2011]

Notice how i didn't score this review?

Thats cause its not worth the score.

Not to mention its receive the same bashing as the latest Johnny Depp movie, remember that? The Tourist, yeah its that movie but watching an amateur version of the Bourne Identity

Yes i am bashing the film on my return to IMDb.com

I appreciate all the emails i've received asking where've i've gone, I've been busy pretty lately thanks for your concern but lets get started.

I could've at least picked a better film to make a huge comeback but, as always i'm dragged into these situations.

Its starts off as usually, mind numbingly slow, then the dialog...gets pretty in laughable?

Since when did chase movies become laughable, well apparently even the writer had something but failed, you know the story was so bad he should marry Stephanie Meyers, at least we all know there's another person out there to match up to her dumb ideas,plus with a cheap 10 cents worth of an hunk head, Taylor Launter, Uh you know the film's gonna suck if you see his name or face on the poster of any movie even if it turns out to be good he's gonna be up for a razzie big time!.

Taylor..you're better off doing twilight, not even getting big can put you out there as a star, lets face it, you know how most models show up in movies, thats because of their good looks, how do you think Launter's famous? he can't act, he can't even make serious.

I doubt this'll up as a dating movie, even the women in our little get together said this was utterly ridiculous.

Its like watching an old Michael Bay film when he didn't care about acting, story and direction, he just wanted to make the experience good and to make a fool out of you for your cold hard cash.

Another fact, even Michael Bay would've made this better, and that i do mean that in a good way, he did a rather good job with Transformers;Dark of the moon.

OK to make it quick.

Just skip to right here!

Story- Retarded

Direction- as bright as uwe boll, and as stupid as an old copy cat of michael bay.

Acting- The funniest part of the movie, sorry Weaver someday you"ll get redemption.

Overall- Its one of the worst action movies since the Green Hornet, cause it was suppose to be an action movie...not a comedy

Final Destination 5 (2011)

Looks like this year is the year of Redemption!

[8/10 · 17 August 2011]

Michael Bay's- Transformers: Dark of the moon Matthew Vaughn's- X-men: First Class Ducan Jones-Source Code Joe Johnston's-Captain America: The First Avenger Gore Verbinski's-Rango! and Rise of the Planet of the apes!

all of these directors and films have gone from names to best of the year! and most of them have gone from known for this to even this! and made films better and better as their career's have gone, and on the bright side at least Michael Deserves some praise for a good film.

And now Final Destination gives a shot at redemption done right?

What? yes its possible that this year is the year that all directors and films gets redemption!

Its fast, its funny, its lovely gory and its quite possibly the first out of the first 3 to make a huge improvement, though its not like a wow improvement like how "Roger Ebert" said "its didn't give it a wow, but at least it did better than its god awful 4th film"

Better than nothing, coming from him especially, well it is one of those you think it'll suck then towards the end your like...woah! 11 bucks well spent!

its the goriest one of them all!

Horror fans pleased!

It went hardcore!

The Change-Up (2011)

Epic Fail #2

[5/10 · 7 August 2011]

The biggest copy cat of all copy cats!since IMDb.com can't make me curse i'll bring it out shortly to you cause it really ticked me off.

Another body-switching comedy? Seriously? From the peaks of Big and Freaky Friday to the low of Vice Versa — Face/Off being my guilty pleasure — we've seen it all. Really. We have. The makers of The Change-Up tell us we've never seen the R-rated comedy version. Now it's here, and what The Hangover screenwriters Jon Lucas and Scott Moore have cooked up with Wedding Crashers director David Dobkin is nonstop raunchy that decides too late that it needs to grow a heart.

We all have seen everything you will see in this movie. i don't plan on pissin anybody off but please just skip the d@mn flick!

Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011)

One of the coolest surprises of a Great prequel since X-Men: First Class!

[9/10 · 5 August 2011]

Holy Sh!t! wow, wow, wow, wow, these are the words i said when i was walking with a group of 73 people that came in with me to see it at the 5:20 showing.

OK so forget the Tim Burton remake, this newest entry turned out to be a prequel and it did itself a favor and taking in a big breath of fresh air, and it felt so good leaving the theater with a smile on my face.

The Acting is GOOD! Andy Serkis as Ceaser the Ape Ruler steals the whole show, even if his character is just a smart ape of the century!

The Direction is Bomb pop sizzling

The Story-Strong! the most emotional story of them all!

Overall- GREAT! its a wow! But don't take it too seriously if you're one of those jaded people that will find it cheesy cause for some that aren't into it like most people aren't in movie theater this might not be for you, or if you don't have a strong heart the violence will make the experience ugly for you!

The Action is fantastic, but again if your thinking its mild,your wrong its sort of strong so once again if your expecting mild action it may get ugly...really ugly!

This is a great movie to watch with your dad, cause i know mine loved as well, heck he even said, its just like how the very first one was...Neat!

9 out of 10!

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

Everything The Green Lantern should've been! Its a Surprise HIT!

[8/10 · 5 August 2011]

I wasn't expecting this to be good but it actually was pretty good.

OK so this summer has had its up and downs, we all saw some surprises in good and bad, but who knows what Hollywood has more to come?

"Facts of The Green Lantern" OK so we all waited to see The Green Lantern and it...didn't do so well...at all, i wasn't really shocked about the movie, why because i saw in the trailer that it was gonna bite but i didn't expect the Green Lantern to be that bad, and it was and is now being the buzz for razzie history in my book. Why, The Story of the Green Lantern was so shallow, and the acting was horrible, the Green Lantern in other words sucked.!don't believe me? look up Mark Miller, don't know him? He's the creator of"Wanted,Civil War and the Kick ASS comics" he called it the"Worst Superhero ever made".

"Review of Captain America:The First Avenger" But Captain America Delivered such a good experience and taking that this film was made by Joe Johnston? really it was made by him, that brought an even bigger surprise to me, why because he's known for not only bringing the Jurassic Park Franchise down with his entry of an original part 3 but turned out to be a flop, and then he tried to remake "The Wolfman" well he had something going, but as it got into story there was so many stops and pauses of what? and OK, then eh but he did a little bit better, now out of all his films he's still very well know for October Sky is his best film out of his Direction career.

So Chis Evens as Captian America, he probably did a breakthrough performance!

Hugo Weaving as Red Skull, as known for doing Megatron he did a mega good job!

The Story is good, it better than The Green Lantern for miles

Everything good in a movie is in here. Good Performances, Good Story, Good Direction, Good Everything.

Its one of the coolest surprises of summer!

Friends with Benefits (2011)

No Strings Attached vs. Friends with Benifits...guess who wins?

[8/10 · 24 July 2011]

*May Contain Spoilers* OK lets play a game.

We all saw Natalie Portman get it on with Aston Kutcher with"No Strings attached". Yes it was funny but it had its moments, both showed some chemistry but lack of cliché jokes and predictable ending we were left just barely satisfied, and me like an idiot i was left very amused i regret that why? With Friends With Benifits, if you really look into the film you'll see some well... not saying that it was better or worse but, believe it or not it was a heck of a lot better.

No Strings attached.

The Jokes- a little cheesy.

The Story- Good but sort of predictable.

The Direction- could've cared less about most of the actors but i guess Portman and Kutcher were the"directors" last resort.

Portman- always good no matter what she has to do.

Kutcher- Yeah he's matured...but come on he gets pretty childish but he did a pretty cool job i guess.

Overall- Its Sexy, funny, and a great movie to watch on the weekends with your love partner.

NOW Friends with Benifits The Jokes- they feel just right to laugh at.

The Story- it was actually well written.

The Direction- Surprisingly even better than"Easy A" Mila Kunis- shes' gorgeous and right after"black Swan" she has proved that she can ACT! Justin Timberlake- fresh out of the most compelling drama i've ever seen"The Social Network" he proved again that he can act.

Overall- Its Great! its funny, smart, and full of wonderful performances and great way to maybe spice up a real relationship.

when it comes to No Strings Attach, i am in love with Natalie Portman's gracious acting! i loved black swan but..

Mila Kunis...somehow stole her spotlight.

Friends with Benifits wins! Thank you! Sincerely John Maynes.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)

A Brilliant Farewell*The First Potter Film i actually really liked*

[10/10 · 14 July 2011]

No i didn't love it cause its the last one, but out of all of them i've seen, this is probably the only and the first out of all 8 of them i actually really enjoyed.

The beginning- Bang Bang good!

The Middle- I'm on the edge of my seat!

The End- I jumped out of my seat and screamed, eff yeah!

I in my 2 years of being a Rookie Critic have never done that watching a Harry Potter Film.

Don't let anyone spoil it, it doesn't need anymore to say But just"WOW"!

My first 10 out 10 of all the Harry Potter Movies

It deserves nothing more than at least "Worthy Best Picture nomination"

It may be late at night but heck, this is really rare from me to actually remember a Harry Potter Film.

Farely well to Harry Potter, this outstanding film will be remembered, Sincerely.

Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011)

Michael Bay's Amazing Redemption! Its Incredible!

[10/10 · 28 June 2011]

The greatest redemption in cinema history, you would think Michael Bay wouldn't give a crap about story or acting but he did.

I don't know what Michael Bay did but he finally did it, he actually did it, the whole movie was Incredible, i have never experienced such an experience.

This isn't a Spielberg experience or a Nolan experience this now official a Michael Bay Experience!

Do not let anyone spoil this for you, you will see what i mean after watching it.

And if i may also included Ehren Kruger was Born to write a Transformers movie.

You will not believe Michael Bay made this movie! I'm seeing this until it doesn't show anymore.

Michael Bay is finally in the spot in his Career!

Cars 2 (2011)

(the first makes this decent) and even that was bad.

[4/10 · 26 June 2011]

Everyone's right *This movie is such a disappointment*

I wasn't impressed, excited or hell even thrilled into getting tickets to see with the family and i even saw Pirates 4

OK so the first was about these racing and this one is about the typical save the world plot.

Hearing this you'd pretty much figure out the story from watching the same story every single action movie and why did they decide to make this an action movie? BEYOND ME

Straight up it was amazingly cheesy,its so cheesy you'd laugh your ass out of the theater in disappointment along with other couple hundreds of people with common sense.

I really don't have much to say, cause it was just not really good at all for watching, yes i don't remember the whole movie and i don't plan on to spoil anybody cause i didn't like the movie in the first place.

I was hoping for maybe some Redemption from the other movies like How Michael bay finally did with Transformers 3 and believe it or not Transformers 3 was amazing.

You're better off not watching anything again this weekend, just wait for Transformers 3.

Cars 2 Worst sequel of the year.

X: First Class (2011)

Exhilaratingly the coolest Summer Movie in years!

[9/10 · 17 June 2011]

From the Guy who Made Kick-Ass delivers quite possible the Greatest Prequel of any movie ever!

And I believe its the best Superhero Movie *SINCE* The Dark Knight

You can think about it enough there was never anyother superhero movie as good or even close enough as great as the Dark Knight, you'll find it here, sure its not as great but its good enough to be!

You can dislike this, hate this.

I don't give a f#ck this is the best Prequel of any movie ever!

I meant to post a review weeks ago but couldn't due to going to dozens of film Festivals and openings of movies these past weeks

Just like I did with"THE DARK KNIGHT" I saw this on the first day it came out with a couple of hundred of thousands of people rushing to see this in IMAX

And Instantly I was engaged into what was incredible moving, it has such a stron script

Just like "The Dark Knight" no matter if your are or not a comic book fan of superheros you instant follow the movie as it goes from meeting the sexy new Blue Girl to meeting the great new Magneto.

James McAvoy(Wanted,Atonment)

Michael Fassbender(Inglorious Basterds,300) & Kevin Bacon=one of the greatest actors that doesn't need an Oscar

Give out Oustanding Performances as well as the acting its kissable pitch-perfect.

Matthew Vaughn must of had fun writing & Directing this.

The beginning of it all is that you don't always have to have the favorite characters of X- men to make an outstanding movie(which a lot of people complained about..b!tches)

Wolverine(Hugh Jackman) makes a great cameo in the movie just like bill murray from Zombieland.

Above all I don't want you to have to read an awful lot of how good the movie was from me because it was a very GOOD MOVIE

Its Dark, funny, Gritty,Exciting, Pulsepunding, and Great

Basically "*the Perfect summer movie* that actually proved does have anything you can ask for in a movie"

2 Big Thumbs Up The Most Fun I've had in Imax the whole year

Watch it I've seen it 6 times already.

Mr. Popper's Penguins (2011)

No Disrespect to Jim Carrey *But it sucked BAD!*

[4/10 · 17 June 2011]

The Four is for Jim Carrey saving the movie

The rest is what I thought the movie was an absolutely zero about the movies entire capacity of the movie theater is all families and Middle School Girls barely teenagers watching this film. This is either a chicks flick or a bad Family Movie

Its both.

The Penguins were so numbingly useless to make something funny and the Jim Carrey's jokes were the only thing to save your time watching the movie.

Jim Carrey the funniest man in the nation returns just not in his best choice for a movie, its so bad it should be a Disney Film

As many said before and then now we look for heart, and originality for a story in so many films we go to see and therefore this film along with many other these past 3 years yet another Twisted copy & pasted script and poor dialog.

Enough Said your better off spending the weekend at home or doing something else the movies this week have really gone down into the crapper, Green Lantern was much worse than this though

Watch this and not Green Lantern

Jim Carrey Delivers but the film does not well, only a family film here nothing else is special

Green Lantern (2011)

Epic Fail *Worst Picture worthy nominee*

[1/10 · 17 June 2011]

Not even the trailers, the toys, the game, the book about the movie, or anything impressed me.

And I even saw Battle:L.A. to be honest it was exactly like watching that movie again just put into a utterly not well thought about script along with cheesy dialog,poor robotic direction, and enough laughable action and acting to call this a *Last Airbender Repeat*

3-D as far as the 3-D desperately tried to save the film it did well not either, yes another worthless 3-D superhero movie since the Green Hornet.

*I'm not gonna spoil it for those Die Hard Fans of the Comic Book Hero*

I am also a HUGE fan of the Green Lantern but this just was a disaster.

Straight Up one of the worst movie of the summer worthy of competing with Mars Needs moms and Red Riding hood for worst Picture

The Hangover Part II (2011)

The Most Anticipating Movie of the Year?

[4/10 · 27 May 2011]

Hello again, now i've been waiting all year to see this movie ever since the trailers came out, i canceled big screenings for this, because i wanted to have a good time watching The Hangover 2 in my hometown. Century 16 & IMAX(which was really nice by the way). It was a riot getting seats and tickets on the first day, i had to over buy on tickets, and i was really excited, i loved the first so i was ready to laugh my A$$ off again or even more and... Well it had its moments of awe and some of craziness but what i wasn't expecting was a test? yes a Test, OK so you're watching it, the opening credits role, music plays you see Stu, everybody in my Theatre roared in cheers, whistling and excitement then we got the part where they left off from the first. I liked the beginning of it but then i don't know for me it was getting good but i was a little like"wait what? and huh?" So what i mean by a test is it felt you were waiting for the raunchy that we saw in the first and those Roller-coaster's of nonstop laughs, Well it is really funny. But do be honest some of the jokes were OK and some were a little too offensive, the nudity and crude humor was off the charts in a barely RATED-R to an almost NC-17 film, it was very Rated R. So many IMDb Users have wrote that "oh its good there's no offensive parts or stupid parts" OK i liked this movie but to make it short its wasn't as good as the first but its funny enough to make it through the weekend. i liked it(Personally) It just could have been better. 7.5 out of 10 Funny, Outrageous, Crude, and most definitely not for kids.

Sucker Punch (2011)

Exciting, Exhilarating, masterfully and thunderously beautiful.

[10/10 · 25 March 2011]

You guys have emailed me a thousand times to review it and here it is! I'll admit right now that i'm in love with this movie not because of the chicks and the action but holy crap whatta bad ass movie.

OK so this troubled girl (baby doll) is locked up from what seemed to be by her psycho step dad that tried to rape her or something then like always we see the main character's (Baby Doll's) struggle being locked up in a mental asylum.

Hmm you're bound to be living in hell, no peace, no alone time, prison fights, just that constant clamor of feeling like you're in a small box or better yet a cardboard box without any room to think, now desperately finding a way out of a hell hole into freedom, and doing that seemed like suicide, she finds away to escape the blacked world of the cold war of a building by letting her mind do the cool part.

Man its almost like inception but is not, she's in a world of her own trying to find these keys out of the asylum and along the way she meets 5 other hot babes to join along on their journey.

Its has fantastic visuals i mean if this movie was in 3-D i'd watch it like 17 times its F#cking beautiful, as the movie goes into the climax you will be surprised how much hot babes can think of, slashing, dashing, shooting, hitting,you name its in the movie.

In my honest opinion this movie has everything and of coarse f#cking critics are gonna hate it why? Because they'll think it like Inception and Alice in wonderland on worn out steroids but Hell no this movie is awesome!

The story is phenomenal, Zach Snyder can do anything!.

Its"Kill Bill"Meets"Alice in wonderland"

Zack Snyder is a F#cking genius.

10 out of 10! i'm watching it again!

Unknown (I) (2011)

Excitingly Exhilarating, Mindtwists, and harsh pin turns that will excite the Hell out of you

[9/10 · 15 March 2011]

Liam Neeson is awesome, he's my idol and my hero Like Taken it has that same story of being "Taken" except it was Neeson's turn to be taken.

Many people have complained that its starts off slow but it doesn't it starts off right there, from getting off a plane to being sent into the river Liam neeson goes into a coma not remembering what happened when he crashed into the river.

Later he gets his identity stolen, gets chased by bad guys, then later the story keeps being told like a book, the story is really good, from being a coma victim trying to remember it tricks you into thinking that he's a good guy but he isn't.

he finds out who he is by himself and foils his own plans for the better of it, the ending is beautiful.

I Loved it, you will be blown away, and put on your seat like if some powerful force of Exhilaration is holding you till the mind twisting end.

Liam Neeson is the new Clint Eastwood.

I Am Number Four (2011)

Big Disappointment

[1/10 · 13 March 2011]

Its so slowly moving and loud, seeing the trailers for the past weeks before it came out was a huge way to spark up the hype for me into seeing this movie and what i got in repay was this.

The story started off slow, i was confused during its first big bang of arousing, exciting Special effects and wait oh crap its that damn sound again, then coming from the guy who made disturbia i was very embarrassed that he made this movie so boring, Disturbia had me on the edge of my seat through the whole movie, but this! man! it was boring, they only cool part was the action i guess it was descent parts of the movie but in conclusion of this dull movie, i ask Michale Bay has done it again, tooken over the movie like a disease that doesn't quit.

Of coarse Michael Bay, you know me and i know you, You are the lamest excuse of a producer i've ever met, is action, sound and special effects really that important to you?

Does story,acting and most important Directing not that important to you? I don't even know why i payed 11 bucks seeing Michael Bay's retarded sequel to what i thought could've been the next Jurassic Park. Transformers:Revenge of the Fallen

People who know what i'm saying lets face it if you see Michael Bays name in any order of the poster of what ever movie he thinks he should be apart of just skip it, this movie was boring,dull and say i must again Way to loud.

Justin Bieber: Never Say Never (2011)

Uh you don't to see it to know its bad.

[1/10 · 12 March 2011]

So guess what?

I didn't see it of coarse but my unfaithful Partner in went ahead to see the Damn movie thinking that he had the balls to see it and review it and this is what he told me was"it was really good"

I looked at him and said"seriously? how are you not gay by now?"

then he says the same thing over and over again"well i'm not gonna be fake and give it a bad review because its bieber,plus people on IMDb are completely biased on movies anyways so i stand corrected!"

I looked at him with great disappointment and sorrow why because i slapped him for calling IMDb users fake, Plus he's a obsessed with this "bieber fever"bull crap saying that i have it, in fact i normally don't talk about Bieber because me and him fight constantly over the little fag so let it be that i don't even know about what the hell bieber is.

In my opinion Everybody's got opinions for everything, we live in America so no matter what there's always gonna be something to argue about, but in this case we all agree that this movie is gay,pointless and should be on TV and not in theaters.

People you know what i mean, this movie is loud,obnoxious and very pointless i mean the only reason to skip is because you'll be watching a little girl singing for an hour and a half

Just skip it.

Red Riding Hood (2011)

Twilight fans will love this movie/Its that bad! HA HA

[1/10 · 11 March 2011]

OK would you really want to see this movie?...

...Of coarse not, if you didn't or haven't seen the trailers for the movie it looked OK but seeing it may have been the stupidest thing to do and i regret doing it so but hey somebody's gotta say what the real deal about the movie of how it really is.

We all know Amanda Seyfried-that nerdy hot chick from "Jennifer's Body" and Gary Oldman-"The Dark Knight's" and "The Book of Eli's" acting veteran.

OK so unlike the legend/tale of"Little Red Riding Hood"its a dark,sneaky and cheesy story about the wolf in the village killing everybody it wants to, like the"Wolfman" Except its one of those you can't see the monster till the main Character sees it then you finally see it.

is it scary?...Define what you thought or think from what you've seen is scary and explain it to me because its so f#cking cheesy that not even a little kid would find it good maybe a Women or a Girl but i doubt your Sister would sit through this movie.

If you're a twilight fan. Please screw off this is just like Twilight put into a darker setting around zombie writers and porn star actors Its so boring and stupid that i laughed my ass off through out the whole movie hell this was funnier than that Spy Movie"the Tourist" and why is like that because it was suppose to be a bold thriller and just like this movie, its so cheesy its funny!

This i do not recommend.

Please its only for those Twlight fans, Yes its that bad!

Rango (2011)

This a d@mn straight, well made animation since Toy Story

[8/10 · 11 March 2011]

I've never seen such a wonderful film since the original Toy Story(1995) this is a definite work of art put in with a lot of heart.

OK so it starts off really good, that little geek Depp gets flown out of his lizard tank and ends up walking around in a desert filled with places and other critters he's not really interested in.

Fresh into this new world he's in he finds himself a hero in this funny dirty town actually called "Dirt" that is in need of a new Sheiriff, he does a good job so far(making big laughs and genuine heart warmth of great joyful fun)

From Start to finish with laughs, freak outs and breakouts this is a beautifully made movie, everything is great a new generation of animation made perfectly for everyone to enjoy.

Its the heart of "Toy Story" meeting the comedy of"Despicable Me"

Its a wonderful film for the ages!