This flick must be one of the worst films I have seen.. Ever. No proper scenario, laughable action scenes, not clear who the key audience is supposed to be, too violent for young kids, yet it has that childish and cheap kids movie vibe. Special effects look awful, not anywhere historically correct, bad wigs, tiny girl kicking around heavy hitters. Bad acting and the list continues. It's a good thing this didn't hit cinemas, because this was horrendous.
Reviews
20 Reviews
The Batman
(2022)
Mediocre to say the least
18 April 2022
I was expecting to be hooked to the movie from the gecko, but the exact opposite happened. It was slow pased, boring and didn't grab my attention for more than 5 minutes at a time. Didn't feel like Batman but a kid dressing up like Batman. More intrigued by catwoman than batman during this flick. Might give it another try later on.
In the Heights
(2021)
Absolutely great
10 March 2022
If you like the greatest showman you are going to love this movie. The story makes me wish I grew up in a neighborhood like that where people took care of each other. It's heart warming and the music is great. There isn't a single part I didn't like. I hope they create a sequel to this, or a different time line but the warmth and emotions in this flick are top notch. I don't like just any musical, sometimes there's too much singing or bad singing. But this was just perfect. Definitely made my day and put a smile on my face.
Dear Evan Hansen
(2021)
Great movie if you liked the greatest show men
17 January 2022
I went through a depression and a few things did hit a nerve or two. It's not a movie about suicide it's about having hope, love and 2nd chances.
The movie does have singing but it's not to the point where it gets annoying and take away from the story, it actually supports the story. I don't like a lot of movies with singing but the greatest show men and Dear Evan Hansen are exceptions.
Would have liked to see a little more background to the Connor character and why or how he got to be depressed. But I guess this way more people can relate to the Connor character and the demons he was battling.
A 6 on IMDB doesn't do this film justice.
The movie does have singing but it's not to the point where it gets annoying and take away from the story, it actually supports the story. I don't like a lot of movies with singing but the greatest show men and Dear Evan Hansen are exceptions.
Would have liked to see a little more background to the Connor character and why or how he got to be depressed. But I guess this way more people can relate to the Connor character and the demons he was battling.
A 6 on IMDB doesn't do this film justice.
Red Notice
(2021)
Fun and perfect balance
14 November 2021
The movie is absolutely awesome. They managed to get the balance between action, comedy and character development just right and the movie was engaging till the end. The current rating of below a 7 is utter horse shht.. This movie deserves a lot better.
Absolutely loved it and can't wait for the sequel!
Absolutely loved it and can't wait for the sequel!
Hit & Run
(2021)
Couldn't care less
14 August 2021
Tried the first 2 episodes but it's sooooo slow paced that I couldn't bother watching the remaining episodes. It's like having to listen to your wife going on about her day in the mall where she met a colleague she worked with a decade ago and... Blablabla.
The Right Stuff
(2020)
Pretty entertaining
9 November 2020
For someone who isn't from the United States this show was actually great to watch.
Yes it has some flaws but I liked the balance and flow of the show. Not too much technical blabla and not all about the family it's a good balance and watched the first 6 episodes in 1 Sunday.
Love in Winterland
(2020 TV Movie)
Boring.. Tacky... Waste of time
30 March 2020
Please don't bother watching this.
I'm halfway through this godawful monstrosity that is supposed to be a feel good movie. Tacky snow Ball fight, very poor directing or editing that makes this boring movie feel slow. It doesn't get interesting at all. I'm baffled this movie even got a 6 something. This was just a warning. Don't bother watching it. I'm halfway and pretty sure I'm not watching it till the end. Grab a lot of coffee, candy and Red Bull if you do decide to 'give it a try'.
Pitch Perfect
(2012)
Wauw that was just awful
6 December 2012
The movie sucked.. the singing sucked, acting sucked, the theme sucked and the storyline sucked. I thought lets have a look what kind of a grade IMDb gives this shitty movie and when i saw the 7.5 which is completely idiotic i thought lets give it a fair grade.. however it seems you can't go lower than a 1.0. Probably teen chicks who give this movie a high rating because the movie blew chunks..letterly and figurly. The end "song" was absolutely awful. Breakfast club theme? There is no way in hell to mix that into a cool mix. It was just a painful try to make an over the top comedy version of Glee. It's a f-ing joke that this crappy movie has the same rating as comedies like 'The hangover'. Still trying to figure out which movie sucked more any Twilight movie or this. It has to be a draw.
Rules of Engagement
(2007–2013)
Great series!
21 August 2011
I love this show! Patrick Warburton is hilarious! All the characters of the series are great however i'm not a huge fan of the little dwarf 'Russel'. His acting looks really forced and sometimes it's over the top.
The best part of the show is probably all the different characters who happen to be friends. This usually leads to funny moments during the show. I think people who are watching this show can relate to some of the characters. Me for example, can relate to Jeff! "Woman let me watch the game, and if your going that way could u get me a drink?". My girlfriend can relate to Audrey who would probably tell them to get it them self and would be whining about going to visit friends, parents, shopping.. or whatever.
Patrick Warburton is a great actor and very underrated! Some reviewer said that he couldn't deliver a joke. That's complete BS! The way 'Jeff' delivers a joke is great! He is sarcastic and with his deep voice it's a killer combination. I think he is the funniest guy in the show by far! If your looking for a hilarious series, you've found it!
The best part of the show is probably all the different characters who happen to be friends. This usually leads to funny moments during the show. I think people who are watching this show can relate to some of the characters. Me for example, can relate to Jeff! "Woman let me watch the game, and if your going that way could u get me a drink?". My girlfriend can relate to Audrey who would probably tell them to get it them self and would be whining about going to visit friends, parents, shopping.. or whatever.
Patrick Warburton is a great actor and very underrated! Some reviewer said that he couldn't deliver a joke. That's complete BS! The way 'Jeff' delivers a joke is great! He is sarcastic and with his deep voice it's a killer combination. I think he is the funniest guy in the show by far! If your looking for a hilarious series, you've found it!
Black Hawk Down
(2001)
Best movie MADE!
14 March 2009
This is by far the best movie i have ever seen. I can watch this movie over and over again and not be bored one moment! Normally in war movies it's just one main character but this movie consist out of a whole bunch.
The dosis action was great. I cant remember a movie that i've seen as much as this one. the ones that come close are: Tears of the sun, Hotel rwanda, Shooter. These movies are all great.
If you haven't seen this movie. Go rent or buy it on DVD or Bluray.. This movie deserves Bluray HD on a big screen some nice audio. I can't say there are flaws in the movie it was so well written and produced. Just watch it and you'll see why this is the best movie made the last 10 years. (Godfather 1 and 2 rock also) Just watch it!
The dosis action was great. I cant remember a movie that i've seen as much as this one. the ones that come close are: Tears of the sun, Hotel rwanda, Shooter. These movies are all great.
If you haven't seen this movie. Go rent or buy it on DVD or Bluray.. This movie deserves Bluray HD on a big screen some nice audio. I can't say there are flaws in the movie it was so well written and produced. Just watch it and you'll see why this is the best movie made the last 10 years. (Godfather 1 and 2 rock also) Just watch it!
Friday the 13th
(2009)
great movie
13 February 2009
First of all i have seen all the jason movies. And i thought this was gonna be a wack movie like all the other remakes. BUT i was wrong.
Everyone saying this movie sucked and there wasn't a real story.. neither did the other parts of Friday the 13th!
This one was great in many ways! It catched me every single moment of the movie.. True..there wasn't a lot time spend on the characters background etc..but how has time for all that. It got traded in for some great kills :D. You know the story of the main characters or at least what they are doin there..so that was OK by me.
Michael bay is probably the best director arround nowadays. If people were taking notice of the details. Like who remembers in the original parts of Friday the 13th someone was looking for the bottle opener? and he got pinned down by it through his hand!? In a shot of the house you could still see it pinned down in the kitchen! So they did looked at the details.
This movie did what it was supposed to do! SCARE the SH@t out of people.. and it did :D
Everyone saying this movie sucked and there wasn't a real story.. neither did the other parts of Friday the 13th!
This one was great in many ways! It catched me every single moment of the movie.. True..there wasn't a lot time spend on the characters background etc..but how has time for all that. It got traded in for some great kills :D. You know the story of the main characters or at least what they are doin there..so that was OK by me.
Michael bay is probably the best director arround nowadays. If people were taking notice of the details. Like who remembers in the original parts of Friday the 13th someone was looking for the bottle opener? and he got pinned down by it through his hand!? In a shot of the house you could still see it pinned down in the kitchen! So they did looked at the details.
This movie did what it was supposed to do! SCARE the SH@t out of people.. and it did :D
Twilight
(I) (2008)
ROFL glossy vampires and telepathy werewolves WTF?
10 January 2009
This must be the worst vampire movie ever i mean omg? Everybody cried out laughing after seeing Edward the little vampire. His first appearance made him look like he was shitting himself(not kidding).
The acting sucked ass! The script was bad and well lets not kid around the books are bad 2! In the books every sentence starts with: I went... I talked..so I did.. I ate.. i saw.. really bad! And the skin of a killer? omg i had to laugh so hard the roof Wat about to collapse. Some gay guy with a shiny skin like he used a little bit to much glossy on his head. What happened about creepy vampires? in stead of glitters they should have seen veins and stuff. Anyway I hate this movie it sucked ass but apparently my girlfriend seems to like it..which is driving me nuts. She bought all the books and for part 2 we have werewolves that are communicating with telepathy instead of the original more sense howling. the woman who wrote these books should commit suicide.. she's messing up the whole vampire werewolf legends with glossy faced vampires and telepathy werewolves i mean wtf was she thinking..probably stoned or on drugs or something. Anyway people stay away from this movie or if u really want to get someone u hate to have a bad evening with urges to commit suicide..i would suggest giving them this DVD on their birthday! It was really horrible to watch...and not in the good way!
The acting sucked ass! The script was bad and well lets not kid around the books are bad 2! In the books every sentence starts with: I went... I talked..so I did.. I ate.. i saw.. really bad! And the skin of a killer? omg i had to laugh so hard the roof Wat about to collapse. Some gay guy with a shiny skin like he used a little bit to much glossy on his head. What happened about creepy vampires? in stead of glitters they should have seen veins and stuff. Anyway I hate this movie it sucked ass but apparently my girlfriend seems to like it..which is driving me nuts. She bought all the books and for part 2 we have werewolves that are communicating with telepathy instead of the original more sense howling. the woman who wrote these books should commit suicide.. she's messing up the whole vampire werewolf legends with glossy faced vampires and telepathy werewolves i mean wtf was she thinking..probably stoned or on drugs or something. Anyway people stay away from this movie or if u really want to get someone u hate to have a bad evening with urges to commit suicide..i would suggest giving them this DVD on their birthday! It was really horrible to watch...and not in the good way!
Max Payne
(2008)
had absolutely NOTHING to do with the game!
23 October 2008
Warning: Spoilers
This movie sucked ass. It should have been a rip off from the game max Payne. Which was a great game! Great story etc.. In the game u work your way up the ladder by killing people. To get to know who killed your family.
The only thing matched in this movie was that indeed his family got killed.
This movie had really nothing to do with the game max Payne and i was upset when the movie ended. I thought i would go see a great action film with shooting and the FAMOUS slow motion effect (the matrix ripped it of from this game!) That function made the game GREAT. But in the movie we didn't see anything back off this function. The directors reason was... he didn't wanted it to make it look like the Matrix :S What is complete bullsh*t! I mean max Payne invented the slomo effect. So it should be in the movie 2. And i only liked the first matrix ..the other parts sucked. Anyway if the director just had put in this effect and would have worked with the original script of the game this WOULD have been a kick ass movie.
Instead.. he chose to make max Payne a complete moron. There were hardly real action scenes.. the chick in the movie who's helping him out has no depth like in we don't know ANYTHING ..like who is she? And where does she go or end up after saving max ass in the end??
Then there were angel soldiers?.. they looked really cool and think these demons would look great in a new Spawn movie! but it had nothing really to do with the story of max Payne.
OK..So lets get this together:
1) didn't come close to the story of the game 2) No bullit time in the game 3) hardly any action 4) missing info about the characters 5) angels? people on drugs?..terrible story.
If you haven't played max Payne some parts would not seem to matter.. but still it has a bad story and the movie was boring way to less action.
The only thing matched in this movie was that indeed his family got killed.
This movie had really nothing to do with the game max Payne and i was upset when the movie ended. I thought i would go see a great action film with shooting and the FAMOUS slow motion effect (the matrix ripped it of from this game!) That function made the game GREAT. But in the movie we didn't see anything back off this function. The directors reason was... he didn't wanted it to make it look like the Matrix :S What is complete bullsh*t! I mean max Payne invented the slomo effect. So it should be in the movie 2. And i only liked the first matrix ..the other parts sucked. Anyway if the director just had put in this effect and would have worked with the original script of the game this WOULD have been a kick ass movie.
Instead.. he chose to make max Payne a complete moron. There were hardly real action scenes.. the chick in the movie who's helping him out has no depth like in we don't know ANYTHING ..like who is she? And where does she go or end up after saving max ass in the end??
Then there were angel soldiers?.. they looked really cool and think these demons would look great in a new Spawn movie! but it had nothing really to do with the story of max Payne.
OK..So lets get this together:
1) didn't come close to the story of the game 2) No bullit time in the game 3) hardly any action 4) missing info about the characters 5) angels? people on drugs?..terrible story.
If you haven't played max Payne some parts would not seem to matter.. but still it has a bad story and the movie was boring way to less action.
Mirrors
(I) (2008)
great movie!
23 September 2008
Warning: Spoilers
This movie was a lot more than i expected at first. the same week i'd seen midnight meat train (not so good movie) I went to explore the movie mirrors.
When people are walking out in a horror movie cause the movie is that terrifying you know it's a good one!
It's not that u could see just blood and limbs the whole time.. It was more like a thriller building up the tension and made you scare the hell out of yourself at some points. I've seen a lot of horror movies.. but this one even got me some times on the tip of my chair screaming out..wtf!?! omg!! The movie just rocks and the bathroom scene... i will never forget it! brilliant.
So if you want to see a scary movie go see mirrors! Way better than a saw 4 of a midnight meat train.
I really like the movie a lot :D
When people are walking out in a horror movie cause the movie is that terrifying you know it's a good one!
It's not that u could see just blood and limbs the whole time.. It was more like a thriller building up the tension and made you scare the hell out of yourself at some points. I've seen a lot of horror movies.. but this one even got me some times on the tip of my chair screaming out..wtf!?! omg!! The movie just rocks and the bathroom scene... i will never forget it! brilliant.
So if you want to see a scary movie go see mirrors! Way better than a saw 4 of a midnight meat train.
I really like the movie a lot :D
Open Water
(2003)
Worst movie EVER!
23 September 2008
Warning: Spoilers
OK let me start out with this:
Everybody who created reviews with the following title: Finally, back to what movies were meant to do!
Please shoot them!
Don't fall 4 it!!! This movie sucked ass.. i bought it in a 5 DVD's for 5 bucks dump. And let me tell you this movie sucked so much that i fast forwarded through the movie..that BORING!
let me tell you the camera was horrible they filmed it with a mini dv handy cam or something it looked sooooo fake! OK in a short story.. they get left behind while diving... shark comes..takes a bite at the man which bleeds to death.. and the woman commits suicide (left me with 1 question..why not commit suicide in the beginning? )
Really this movie sucked ass. And people who give this movie an 8 or call this a good movie.. let me tell you they don't know jacksh@t about films. And it wasn't scary at all! if u wanna see a really scray movie go see mirrors or something!
Everybody who created reviews with the following title: Finally, back to what movies were meant to do!
Please shoot them!
Don't fall 4 it!!! This movie sucked ass.. i bought it in a 5 DVD's for 5 bucks dump. And let me tell you this movie sucked so much that i fast forwarded through the movie..that BORING!
let me tell you the camera was horrible they filmed it with a mini dv handy cam or something it looked sooooo fake! OK in a short story.. they get left behind while diving... shark comes..takes a bite at the man which bleeds to death.. and the woman commits suicide (left me with 1 question..why not commit suicide in the beginning? )
Really this movie sucked ass. And people who give this movie an 8 or call this a good movie.. let me tell you they don't know jacksh@t about films. And it wasn't scary at all! if u wanna see a really scray movie go see mirrors or something!
Wanted
(2008)
Great movie! best movie 2008 ..blew me away!
14 September 2008
First of all,
I hate people bitching about that Wanted wasn't realistic etc.. most of the time these people loved the matrix and Science fiction movies like star wars and so on.
Nope it wasn't realistic so what!?
I thought it was a great movie.. i've seen all the movies out there and this one blew me away! It has been a long time ago i've seen such a movie. shooting, jumping, racing, angelina jolie looking hot. :P . Every time i was like..WHOOAAW!! THATS F*CKING Awesome!.. And the movie was never getting boring and kept me waiting for the next insane thing to happen. I liked this movie even better than the matrix. If you like really good action movies..and you don't give a BEEP about if the moving is realistic or not you should see it..best movie of last year.
I hate people bitching about that Wanted wasn't realistic etc.. most of the time these people loved the matrix and Science fiction movies like star wars and so on.
Nope it wasn't realistic so what!?
I thought it was a great movie.. i've seen all the movies out there and this one blew me away! It has been a long time ago i've seen such a movie. shooting, jumping, racing, angelina jolie looking hot. :P . Every time i was like..WHOOAAW!! THATS F*CKING Awesome!.. And the movie was never getting boring and kept me waiting for the next insane thing to happen. I liked this movie even better than the matrix. If you like really good action movies..and you don't give a BEEP about if the moving is realistic or not you should see it..best movie of last year.
The Midnight Meat Train
(2008)
Terrible movie!
14 September 2008
Warning: Spoilers
I went to the movie last night, and i think the movie sucked big time! First of all.. the actors performed really bad. The whole idea about creatures living in the subway was crappy and told in the last 5 minutes of the movie and didn't make any sense.
They could have left the weird creatures out cause it made the film drop at least 2 points.
The whole movie sucked everything was predictable every part of it but because it was sooooo amazingly predictable and the viewer knew what was gonna happen they probably decided..hey lets throw in fake weird ass creatures at the end..thats a twist to the movie. Well nobody did see that one coming but boy was it bad! The movie didn't build up the tension u just knew what was gonna happen next..look he grabs out a hammer and slams it into someones head.. for at least 5 different times.. really original. What had to be the best films all times in horror movies left me with a nasty taste. And made me spit on this crappy and poorly performed movie. So please don't follow the advice of the users here that thought it was a great movie cause it sucked.. all i can say is that it sucked. Please spend your money wisely and go see Wanted or something.
this movie sucked so bad that during the movie i just had to laugh! not cause of how funny it was but how badly the movie was created!
They could have left the weird creatures out cause it made the film drop at least 2 points.
The whole movie sucked everything was predictable every part of it but because it was sooooo amazingly predictable and the viewer knew what was gonna happen they probably decided..hey lets throw in fake weird ass creatures at the end..thats a twist to the movie. Well nobody did see that one coming but boy was it bad! The movie didn't build up the tension u just knew what was gonna happen next..look he grabs out a hammer and slams it into someones head.. for at least 5 different times.. really original. What had to be the best films all times in horror movies left me with a nasty taste. And made me spit on this crappy and poorly performed movie. So please don't follow the advice of the users here that thought it was a great movie cause it sucked.. all i can say is that it sucked. Please spend your money wisely and go see Wanted or something.
this movie sucked so bad that during the movie i just had to laugh! not cause of how funny it was but how badly the movie was created!
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