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Supernatural: Monster Movie (2008)
Please don't ruin the show!
I get it.
"A 'horror-show' must pay its tributes to its predecessors within the field of horror. I get it. Its funny. So let us do an episode dedicated to Frankenstein, werewolves and good old Count Dracula. That is going to be so much fun. And let us make both Winchesters seem really stupid too. LOL ROLFMAO!!!!11"
This must have been the writer of this episode's idea when he launched the idea of violating Supernatural with a stupid, dumb and mostly irrelevant episode where Supernatural goes away from all the cool things in the show and ends up being a bad comedy that is so bad that even Martin Lawrence, Chevy Chase and Bob Saget would have run away from it screaming.
Supernatural is facing a tough season 4 with Dean just coming out of Hell, and my idea is that the screen writers probably are just buying some time until they really figure out what the want to do. As a result, they mock the viewers with stupid episodes just like this when they could have given us a good old ghost story or something in the same style. One way or the other; this episode stinks. A lot.
Open Water (2003)
Extremely boring
Open Water is a film telling us the story of two people being left behind by a diving-course ship, and what happens to them subsequently. Though it is not hard to understand what a horrible situation it is for the couple, Open Water does nothing to keep you interested once the couple discover that they have been abandoned. The rest of the film is mainly one blurry thing, and is not in any sense scary, interesting or exciting. However, one good thing about the film is that it is real sharks the couple encounter and not the badly made cgi-based sharks as in Deep Blue Sea. That aside, this film is rubbish and not something you should spend your money nor your time on.
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
Funny as no American mainstream junk ever can be
American Pie? Baaaaah. Road Trip? Baaaaah. Adam Sandler, Jim Carrey movies? Baaaaah.
Only the good old Monty Python films/shows back in time long before my mother and father ever thought of making me have ever been really excellent, humorous films, that was just plain hilarious because of their crazy story line, and insane sketches.
However, the world is not lost. The Austin Powers trilogy is probably the most funny films I have ever seen, though they only beat Monty Python with and inch or two. Austin Powers is funny. It is humor, but it is only for people who like insanely stupid humor and some of us humans do.
Mike Myers as Austin Powers is every real boy's big idol. He is the symbol of a male hero - the man you just want to become! He is AUSTIN POWERS!!!
The 3rd film is so funny that I will not spoil anything for you! But mark my words, go on your own risk, you just might either bore or laugh yourself to death depending on what you believe is funny. I think that you by now know though, what I think about it.
GROOVY BABY! YEAH!!!!!
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)
The return of Star Wars!
Much like many others I did not like Star Wars : the Phantom Menace that much, because it was made like a Disney film, and Jar Jar Binks should have been a main character in one of their mainstream films. Star Wars : The Phantom Menace was nice visually, but except from that it was not that great.
With this in mind, I went to the Danish premier (and world premier) at 00.01 to see the sequel, The Attack Of the Clones, and from the very first moment I knew this was going to be an unforgettable moment!
Star Wars 2 : The Attack of the Clones is a spectacular film that gives us answers to a lot of questions, and with a script so much greater than 'the Phantom Menace'. I liked that Samuel L. Jackson and Yoda this time play a bigger role in the film, as well as Jangoo Fett and his son Boba Fett is introduced.
Hayden Christensen as the brilliant, arrogant Anakin Skywalker is very impressive! His role is difficult, but yet the actor acts with perfection, and makes Anakin a complete character. Very good.
Nathalie Portman as the beautiful Senator Amidala is also great. She is a very nice woman, but unlike many Hollywood beauties, she CAN actually act. Some might complain about the scenes when she is wearing white clothes and you almost can see right through... but I will not!
Ewan Mcgregor is good once again, and stupid Jar Jar Binks plays a little, insignificant role, so everything is in order there!
"What is Saruman doing in Star Wars?" one of my friends asked. I could not answer him, but it is amazing that Christopher Lee, in the film seen in the role of the evil Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus. Christopher Lee is a very great actor, and even though I still see Saruman from LOTR in front of me when I hear the name Christopher Lee, I like that he is now a part of the Star Wars universe.
I am not going telling you much about the film, but go see it, and enjoy the surprises you will get, especially the one at the end of the film!
Grade : 9/10 - no film beats LOTR, but this is close race!
STAR WARS IS BACK AND WHAT A COMEBACK, George Lucas!!!!
The Time Machine (2002)
Too short, yet visually stunning...
The whole concept of time traveling has always fascinated me. Since I many years ago sat the amazing film trilogy "Back to the future", I've been eager to see any film that has anything to do with this theme.
On to the film... I saw the film 3 hours ago, so still fresh in memory! The first I want to say is that it is visually stunning! Apart from Fellowship of the Rings, I have never seen such amazing animation. The scenes, in which we see the travels through time, are so beautiful that you just have to give a lot of credits to the animators. Brilliant work.
Now, the story about the distracted professor who wants to go back into time to prevent his loved one from dying, is fine and well done by H.G. Wells. Also the part about evolution is nice, and the little trick concerning how we human beings are destroying the world is also fine.
As for the roles, gorgeous Samantha Mumba has her debut in this film. Except for her being a definite attraction and a pop singer here in Europe, she also displays a fine talent for acting - me and my friend enjoyed her acting - Samantha may you get many acting jobs in the future!
Jeremy Irons as the over-morlok is also fine. It is a brief, restrained role, but well played - as always when Jeremy Irons acts, it is brilliant.
Finally, Guy Pearce as the "nutty professor" Alexander, who after the death of his loved one devotes his life into inventing a time machine, is well done.
What I liked very much in this film, is the morloks and the speculations of evolution. These superhuman beings, who are superior to man in all ways, are really fantastic done. Too bad they are not more seen so much in the film as one could hope, but the fighting scene with Alexander and a morlok is funny and adds a bit action to the film.
The film is too short. Jeremy Irons' scene where he and Alexander are having a dreary conversation, could have been a bit longer and perhaps a little bit more interesting, as well as the film could have been extended at least a half an hour.
Go see it, if nothing else, then to see sexy Samantha Mumba! Whee.
My score : 8/10
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
Bedazzling, wondrous, fantastic!
Last night I went to the cinema to see the outcome of 4 years toil by director Peter Jackson, Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen, and the others, and I was a little spectical at first. When you've read the extraordinary fine books by Tolkien, your world is changed. There is a world before and after Tolkien, because his universe is so unique and fascinating that it just takes your breath away!
Oh well.. I went to see it and did I get a surprise? YES I did! I've never seen such a fantastic film ever! The whole setting, this marvelous nature of New Zealand is so amazingly beautiful and adds a lot of depth to the film, but that's not all.
The story line in the film is very close to the book, though Tom Bombadil has been left out - a thing that I dislike, but if he was in it, it would have to last at least 45 min. extra! Also, some details have left out and some have been changed and also some added, but hey, when you've read the books will you ever be satisfied? I think not. What made it so good? EVERYTHING! Everything from the visual effects, to the story line and again to the surroundings was.. beautiful.
Elijah Wood as Frodo Baggins (the main character hobbit it you didn't know) plays perhaps the best role he's ever had! I've never liked him before, but now I cannot see any other people playing Frodo. Aragorn, son of Arathorn or "Elessar" is played by my compatriot, Viggo Mortensen, whom I actually really didn't know before, but Viggo Mortensen shows in this film is a great actor and he actually looked quite like how I imagined him :) I could mention them all, but they all play SO good, even the 26,000 soldiers from the New Zealand-Australian army. I mean, what a combat at the beginning of the film - I am impressed.
Go see it, whether you are a fantasy fanatic such as myself, or just a simple, normal person without and geeky hobbies - it IS worth so!
Oh yeah - score: 10/10 (how could it be anything less?)
Wow!
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)
Approved!!!
To start off, let me just tell you that I am a great fan of J.K. Rowlings' books and they have helped me through many a rough day during the last couple of years. The books are to my believe, in a unique top 10 of books side by side with Tolkien's masterpieces and the new book "Artemis Fowl" by Eion Colfer.
When that said, let's get on to the film! Well.. to say at least, I went to see the film with a feeling that it HAD to disappoint me. Little did I know that I was in for a surprise...
The film is - in general - a film which sticks to the story. Without mentioning the total absence of Madam Pomfrey and a too old Professor McGonagall, the story line is good. One thing you are going to enjoy is the scene with Quidditch. I mean, I've never seen effects that were that good! Brilliant!! Another thing is Dumbeldore, Hagrid and of course Severus Snape. Those three full filled my expectations and was played magnificently outstanding!
All in all a great film. I will not spoil if for you, in case you have thought of going to see it. A thing, which also must be difficult, is to make a film out of a bestseller. For the crew of making Harry Potter & the Philosopher's Stone - it DID. Congratulations. Already now, I am anticipating the next one... can't wait.
Remember: Films are to be seen in the theaters - especially this MASTERPIECE...
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
Funny movie...
The film Deuce Bugalow is quite funny, since it is so absurd that you only can laugh about it. Rob Schneider (Deuce Bugalow) plays really good in the film and I believe that it is always important that the main character plays up to his best. The film is also good since it shows that even though you have a really stinking job, you can find happiness anyway!