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Pledge (2018)
One of the best films I've seen in 2020
This film was epic. The pacing is amazing at about a hour and 15. It seems short but it gets all it needs to into that time and it doesn't seem rushed or anything as it has a simple premise that a lot of films forget. They try to add more to a story than there is and this one doesn't. It simply and very very effective. The cast is brilliant and non of these actors have a wiki page so they need more recognition for this film alone. They all play the parts very well and there isn't any stereotypes they all gel naturally. The direction is brilliant and editing is tight. The effects are sufficient...NO cgi. Just watch this film.
Obsessed (2009)
Ok to pretty good
First the acting is very good. It's not a Beyoncé vehicle. It does realistically portray the struggles of been a man and a faithful husband and how something as easy as this can bring it all down. The story is pretty solid and even tho I've seen it lots before I think that it's a success. Cinematography, good. Editing, good. Could have had a bit more suspense. It does play out as a drama sometimes but the leads pull it threw. Give it a go. Just don't expect fireworks.
Fractured (2016)
Fare fetched switch and bate
So this film is a little fare fetched but it's fare fetched for entertainment and not for stupidity. It's a very good switch and bate. However instead of using flash backs to bring the story together they do the whole first half again from another prospective so that was quite fresh if not a bit tedious. All round great film. Don't sleep on this one and give this British gem a watch.
Incoming (2018)
Hahahahaha
This film is hilarious. And it's a shame because Scott Adkins has done some great films and as someone on hear said he should be James Bond by now. And when I saw Jamie from shameless was in it too I wanted it to be his break out roll into action films but it's all a flop. They can't keep there American accents from one line to the next and half way threw they try and change from a normal American accent to a bronx accent lol. The doctor is just a wingey cow. The villains useless, I mean one of them sucks off a fingernail And another puts on a batman voice halfway threw. Watch it for a laugh but come in Scott and Jamie you can do better
Dead Heading (2018)
Hahahahaha
Saw this on amazon. Had no reviews so I went in blind and the trailer looked ok. I knew by the trailer it was going to be some sort of independent film. The actress while not a great actress by any stretch was pretty good. Now I should tell you that I'm running out of good horror films to watch so I made a pact with myself if a film is not good in the first 20 minutes I turn it off and don't waist my time with it. So that's what I did because for a hour and a half film those fist 20 minutes are filled with a air hostess getting off a plane and getting into her hotel room and looking around it, we also find out she's married. then she sleeps wwwand wakes up and gets some food. I know this is where it introduces the guy but I thought if this is all you get in the first 20 minutes of a 90 minute film the rest isn't going to be any good. I then thought while writing this I didn't give it a chance so I put it back on and she did, she did meet the guy and I would say that if a chubby man with receding hair and scruffy beard is there definition of handsome then he ticks the box. They then proceeded to have a very boring conversation about what they do for work. Zzzzzz. I was gonna turn it off at this point but then I thought I'd see this film threw to the end and wright down how it all pans out so buckle up...they get drunk and talk rubbish for 14 minutes. She goes back to her room and texts for 5 minuets. 40 minutes in and he's dead. She cleans for 13 minutes are you seeing a pattern hear. The pacing is horrible in this film I'm now just skipping scenes that take longer than 3 minutes at this point. A friend turns up and rambles for about 6 minutes. At a hour in she has a flash back to what happened, she pulled a knife out of a book and killed him FYI. The flash back was 4 minutes long. At 67 minutes the smell is so bad people on the floor below have complained. Thought it took longer for body's to smell that bad...must be hot. And this cheep budget hotel starts sending her complimentary stuff because they think she's ill. When I go to a budget hotel I can't even get a smile half the time.. she eats some more, sleeps some more. That's another 20 minutes she leaves gets on a plane with the dead body she chopped up in her suitcase. For some reason the FBI are there, your nicked The end...utter crap.
Deep Blue Sea 3 (2020)
I heard this was gonna be more like the first 1
I heard this was gonna be more like the first 1. It's not. I mean why wouldn't you wanna cash in on how good the first movie was. They could have made a mint if they put money into it. Nope this is just a film by name only.
Alien Code (2018)
Very good
This film is a gem. Makes you think but not to the point where it doesn't make sense. Great acting and cinematography and all that jazz. Love the men in black parts too.
Freaks (2018)
Pretty good but blatant rip off
Good film but I can't believe no one has seen it's a blatant rip off of firestarter. Changed a bit and updated but the similarities are uncanny. The bleeding the father daughter. The experiments. It's all their.
End of Days (1999)
Petty Dam Good Lads
Pretty good film from the turn of the century. It's was like one last hura from arni. Love devil films when done right and this one does
The Wrong Missy (2020)
Decent
Pretty good enjoyable film. Not spectacular but entertainment value funny moments good acting and production. Good cameos
The Invisible Man (2000)
The pilot film was the best
God I love this show but can't find it anywhere used to be on YouTube but someone decided I should never be able to watch it again
Blue Story (2019)
This was a pif film
For the people going on about they don't get postcode gangs. Well there's nothing to get in South Yorkshire in England we got them and to me it seems to be just about Violence and rep silly but this film pretty much sums it up how daft it is. Good film and some good actors especially the guys in top boy
My Spy (2020)
been done loads
Did they just sat to Dave....if you can just play drax for everything now that would be great. And why do wrestlers do these films? But it's a ok film especially the school scene
Rattlesnake (2019)
Soooooooo looooonnnnnngggggg
Boring and for a hour and half it felt like holding onto a boiling pan. Who watched that and said that's it guys you should all be proud of what you've done, we've made a good film. Fx we're crap. So stupid. I'm so mad. I was gonna swerve this but the wife asked if I wanted to so I said yes coz I wanted her to have a choice. And it's ruined a Saturday night lol
The Heartbreak Kid (2007)
Good start
This film starts off really good, funny. Then theirs about a hour of boring rom com then I really funny joke at the very end. Overall pretty good.
Død snø (2009)
Over hyped
So this film is just another zombie film. The zombies Nazis tho that's it. They don't do anything els apart from be Nazi solders that are dead. No powers or explanation just crap. Swerv this like the turd it is
Pontypool (2008)
Someone screwed the pooch on this one
I heard about this film a while ago and that it was good it's in a lot of underrated horror films etc. So to sum up it's starts off good but by the second act it's boring and then the end is silly. The acting is good, direction good, but the story it Ridiculous. It's really silly. So I would put this one on the back burner for a rainy night and nothing betters on.
Nekromantik (1988)
Entertaining na, Experimental yep
So this is more like an experimental art film on how gross can we be and try and shock people and try and get banned. This film didn't shock me and it didn't interest me. It wasn't sad, tragic, creepy or anything I was hoping for. It was just "because" and that's not enough to be a good film. However I'll give it 3 stars because it tryed and it tryed to be a bit different. Otherwise it was rubbish.
Batman & Robin (1997)
It's good it's just the (at the time) the 4th best batman film
Ok maybe the 3rd best batman film. It's a good hangover film and it's full of campy goodness
The Room (2003)
Bad but bad you can appreciate
The room is bad. Very bad. But under all the the bad their is hart. It's a mans vision, one mans vision and he did it.. he did it. He made a movie. How many of us have made a film. Exactly.. he made a movie and it's a movie. Hats off to the guy who had a dream. A dream to make a moveie and throw a football around. And then to make that movie...and throw a football around...while speaking words. And to ride that movie till the wheels fell off..good luck to tommy.
Sex Lives of the Potato Men (2004)
One of my favourite films
It's just hilarious. But another review on hear summed it up perfectly. It's not to be gross it just shows that sex isn't always glamorous but most of us want it when we can get it. And it always seams like it's going to be awesome but in reality it's usually pretty bad especially the older you get.
The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)
Don't judge have a open mind
I liked it. It just got boring towards the end. It's been done before but does that make it bad.. it's got Paris Hilton in it, does that make it bad? Probably but I liked house of wax.. it's got a bad message and we all know Paris thinks she's it in real life but come on if she wasn't Paris Hilton and she walked up to you in a club you know you'd be taking her home...lady's too lol. I liked the guy in dodge ball too so 7 it is.
Catwoman (2004)
Well it's been 16 years but hear we go
Have you ever seen I so bad it's good film....this isn't one of them this is better. Good for drinking games and that's about it. Or maybe..maybe when you have a really bad hangover and you need something easy to digest and maybe have a nap to. It's bad and has the brains of a Teletubby. But I've seen it twice and ill probably see it again in the next 20 years. If it's on the tv and I've got a hangover where I want to kill myself. And if you just wanna see Hallie berry in leather just watch swordfish it's probably just as bad but at least you see....well you know. Anyway give it a go if your the 1% that hasn't seen it. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Hahahahahahaahhahahahaha lol lol lmao
Rabid (1977)
Over rated in my humble opinion
Look I like cronenburg he made the fly so I'll always watch his horror films. This one has been dubbed a cult classic and has been on my list for a while now. Unfortunately this hour and a half film felt like a never ending 70s bad acting bar 2 people and one of those was one of the first to die. The rest was just bad and we never find out about the armpit thing. Just not very good. But I've seen it now so theirs that.
Der goldene Handschuh (2019)
Best film I've seen for ages
This is the best film not just horror film I've seen for ages. The sets are amazing the acting is on point and considering the guy fritz is played by a 22 year old is fantastic. It's very detailed even tho it sounds like they left a big part of his life out it captured everything neatly. It was sad, creepy, horrifying, real and everything els. Watch this film if you've got the stomach