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The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)

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A woman agrees to go on a date with a man only if he finds a suitor for her unattractive best friend.


Tom Putnam


Heidi Ferrer
4,833 ( 343)
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Paris Hilton ... Cristabel Abbott
Joel David Moore ... Nate Cooper
Christine Lakin ... June Phigg
Johann Urb ... Johann Wulrich
Adam Kulbersh ... Cole Slawsen
Greg Romero Wilson ... Arno Blount (as The Greg Wilson)
Marianne Muellerleile ... Mrs. Blount
Kathryn Fiore ... Jane
Scott Prendergast ... Randy - Creepy Albino Guy
Morgan Rusler ... Stan - 'Marry Me' Guy
Ryan Alvarez ... Extremely Unattractive Guy
Erin Cardillo ... Yoga Teacher
Samantha Bailey ... Little Girl
Jeremy Scott Johnson ... Little Girl's Dad
Gino Anthony Pesi ... Cheesy Guy


Nate moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel, the woman he's been in love with since childhood, only to discover that his plan to woo her only has one hurdle to overcome: what to do with June, Cristabel's ever-present, not-so-hot best friend? What's even more complicating is Nate's growing feelings for June, whose true beauty starts to emerge. Written by IMDb Editors

Plot Summary | Add Synopsis


That's hot. That's not. See more »


Comedy | Romance

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content | See all certifications »

Parents Guide:

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Did You Know?


Lady Gaga was considered for the role of June Phigg. See more »


When they eat dinner on Johann's picnic table, Johann's mole is on the left side of his face. When someone says "Have you ever done any modeling? You have unbelievable bone structure", Johann's mole is on the right side of his face. See more »


Cristabelle Abbott: A life without orgasms is like a world without flowers.
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Version of Deliver Us from Eva (2003) See more »


Written by John Carlo Dwyer (as John Dwyer) & Ronald A. Mendelsohn (as Ronald Mendelsohn)
Courtesy of Megatrax Production Music
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User Reviews

I no longer fear Hell.
29 July 2008 | by PrivateBitsSee all my reviews

I can confirm that I no longer fear Hell for I have seen something much worse. This film is so bad it just wretches you with extreme agony and torture until your eyeballs bleed. I haven't even bothered to rate this because even rating this film "0" is too high.

I wouldn't say the acting is bad because saying it was bad would be too generous to the actors/actresses in this film. I have been more convinced by E-mails claiming I can access a bank account worth 10 Million if I pay 10 grand to activate it. As for the writer, well it wouldn't surprise me if it was written by a child because that is the sort of stuff a 6 year old would scribble down if told to write a story. From a technical viewpoint, this film wasn't the worst if you exclude every other film made in history. As for comedy - Well this film makes Schindler's list look like Monty Python, I found this film about as funny as AIDS. Now romance is the only convincing factor in this film, that is if your idea of romance is watching a drunken 1 night stand where both parties have very unsatisfactory sex.

I can't rate this because it is like lining your Grandmothers up and rating their looks. Just don't bother, for the sake of your mental health, don't bother - Spend the day licking dirt off the floor or something but avoid watching this...'film'.

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Release Date:

21 February 2008 (Russia) See more »

Also Known As:

The Hottie & the Nottie See more »

Filming Locations:

California, USA See more »


Box Office

Opening Weekend USA:

$27,696, 10 February 2008

Gross USA:


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Technical Specs


Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital



Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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