October Halloween Horrorfest 2018

A lot of mayhem, satanism, violence and gore. Good body count, the babysitter looks just like Denise Richards. There's a little bit of goofy comedy for some reason...also, this movie is fuckin' weird. Absolutely October approved.

Good October viewing. A ton of gore, disembowelments, eviscerations, skulls crushed, necks bitten and spraying blood everywhere with flesh being ripped off. There's some kind of plot where characters make dumb decisions and get ripped apart and eaten by zombies and they do it every other scene. Awesome. We're here to see people get ripped apart and eaten by zombies.

Decent flick about a murderous AI & giant robot that keep a freaky scientists house secure and his kidnapped female under guard. He wants to sell his AI and needs humans to help perfect it. He also likes to torture it to show who's boss. Low gore but looks good. October appoved.

Feels like a bloody Lifetime movie...not sleazy. Pretty fun for October. Satanic/voodoo serial killer gets killed by cops and leaves a box of creepy doll necklaces behind. Cops daughter sells the dolls making wearers go psycho and slit thoats. Throat slashings by scissors, glass, garden shears, drill through cops' skull and more. Plus an awesome stuntman lit on fire run to a jump in a lake.

Dumbass kidnappers kidnap a demon. Sleazy, not as gory as you think, well made...gets an October approval. It's just, man, even for a horror movie, you've seen this movie before. In fact, you've seen every scene in this movie before. Blood, demons, excorcisms, bloody deaths...check it out.

Well it's a Saw movie. Jigsaw, cops on his trail, sinners stuck in a farmhouse that's a tortuous killing machine of traps, meeting grisly, gory deaths. Sounds like an October Halloween movie to see. Approved! Dude looks just like Gronkowski.

Real estate development firm sends the guy from Pieces to "evict" holdout tenants. Real estate broker is trapped in the building with her boyfriend, and 3 eviction "agents". Things go bad, guy from Pieces gets called in to kill the girl. Sleazy, gory, bloody. Decapitations, axe murders, liquid nitrogen and much more violence abound. October approved. Nothing special but it delivers what you want to see.

Pretty girl unfriends a demonic witch on Facebook. Demonic witch kills herself, infects the internet with satanic code and wreaks havoc on the pretty girl's real and online life. This could've been a decent satanic revenge movie without all the phones and Facebook. A bit dull, light on gore heavy on satanic mayhem.

Run of the mill ghost story that suddenly becomes a torture porn flick. Not unwatchable. October approved.

October approved. Pretty fun Ghosts on a Plane trash. No gore but a ton of ghostly mayhem and SATANIC SALADS! Fast paced zips along, beats Snakes on a Plane.

3 morons try to rob a "psycho bitch" who has agoraphobia. Unfortunately, she and her dead brother were Jigsaw like serial killers with a torture house. It's ok though, they only killed child molesters! Sleazy, gory, well done...not a large bodycount. Gets an October approval.

October approved. Mom's daughter is kidnapped by a psycho tow truck driver. Mom is killed, then has to battle other moms in purgatory for the white coffin to bring their daughters back to the living. Weirdo goth people, decapitations, stabbings, children burned alive. Pretty low budget with some weird green screens. Religious overtones. Not dull at all.

October approved possession flick. Family moves into a house that has an unfriendly ghost living in the satanic basement. Creepy ghost creeps and scares. Ghost possesses Mom, and a priest comes in for the excorcism. Nice lighting, no cgi, small body count but definitely demonic. Low budget but works well with what it has, creepy and pretty good horror-wise.

Gory and sleazy. Decapitations, eviscerations, stabbings, limb lopping, eyeball gouging, a 1911 emptied into a face. Unfortunately it's just plain old boring. But you'll watch it for that weirdo clown. Hell, I did. So go ahead and watch it.

Little gore. A bit higher budget than your typical found footage movie...but it's still your typical found footage movie. This would've made a decent National Treasure type horror/tomb raiding move without the found footage angle. Passable.

Giant alien/spider hybrid ants attack! Teens partying in the desert. Some cool dirt biking, a lot of ants get killed. Big ass queen ant gets mad. Silly, low budget, not great...but hey, it's a giant ant movie...not really for adults more for teens.

Little girl alone at home terrorized by monster. Some kind of worldwide viral outbreak happening. Little girl IS the monster. Little girl FINALLY kills the annoying mom and dad and heads off to destroy earth, I guess. 3 deaths no gore, no mayhem. Decent movie if you like this kind of horror. Definitely NOT for October.

So a bunch of people went to a cabin in the woods to make a horror movie. They forgot to write a story. There's a lot of gore, some mayhem decapitations, stabbings, gunshots and people being turned into face eating demons(?). High body count, worth a look for October. It's just low budget, not so good...and that mopey violin music!

Rich kids sent to wilderness camp by their asshole parents. Unfortunately an alien has landed near the camp and likes to suck bodies dry of their blood. Serviceable TV movie level action flick. Some light gore, cool monster...just no way is this October viewing.

By the numbers, but well made, teen horror movie. A decent bodycount, some chinese supernatural mayhem. Box grants wishes that come with an extra side of death. Not that gory. Typical bigger budget horror...kinda boring. Hey! Jerry O'Connell! I watched the Unrated version.

The trailer was a full scene from the movie with June floating in the air and firebombing a trailer park. Looked cool. They reshot that scene for the movie and it was not as cool. No idea why. Average movie with an annoying Mom, some satanists(?) and good ole Casper Van Dien. Johnny motherfucking Rico.

Decent body count but no gore shown, really. If you're gonna make a movie about a huge psycho killer with a scary mask, have him in the whole damn movie. There is over an hour of blah blah blah yappin characters at a farmhouse. Finally mask guy comes back for the last 20 minutes and kills these yappers. I just can't recommend it for fun October viewing.

Not an October movie. Not really even a zombie movie. Survivor girl in woods meets a guy & a girl. They go swimming, then later some zombies come out of nowhere, kill the guy and the 2 girls leave and it's over. I'm serious. That's it.

Well lit, well acted, good cameras, some nice cave photography. NO gore, NO sleaze, NO violence and mayhem, NO high body count and NO GORE. Less than 5 minutes of screen time for the fish monster aliens. Definitely NOT October viewing.

Don't.

Not for Halloween fun. The bare minimum of effort to poop a "movie" out, make a poster, and sell it to Amazon video. They'll apparently buy anything to add to its streaming library. It's worse than Birdemic level. And the "Yeti" is literally an off the shelf Halloween gorilla costume. Goddammit

Painful. Everything about this movie is painful. Well, almost everything. The giant plastic crocodile mouth they use for closeup chomping shots gets a lot of screen time and is funny. It's the true star of the show.

Found footage. Seemingly improvised; poorly. Maybe this was a workplace safety/fire code violation video because this attraction is actually a deathtrap, with no fire exits, no security, exposed extension cords and wiring, and hot film lights everywhere. And that basement! Bad movie, not October approved.

This is not a good October or anytime movie. This is Birdemic level without the unintentional humor. What the fuck is this movie? No gore, no action, no zombies, no jurassic flesh eating action. No bueno.

It's a big, terrible mess. Corey Feldman as a transvestite vampire appears to be channeling Divine, taking a dump, with the look on his face in every scene. I'm not sure why people put him in movies anymore. He doesn't act, he just does the same weird ass Corey Feldman schtick and ruins movies.

Halloween night viewing ONLY