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I Had a Bloody Good Time at House Harker (2016)

It's been generations since the Harkers' great-great grandfather killed Count Dracula. Now the Harker brothers and their best friend Ned are a town joke - until a real vampire turns up.

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Credited cast:
Derek Haugen ... Ned
Jacob Givens ... Gerry
... Charlie
... Paige
Arlan Godthaab ... Walter
... Sheriff Wayne
... Stacey Mendler
Megan O'Neil ... Belinda
... Nix County Necro
Nate Lane ... The Vampire
... Consuela McDonald (News Reporter)
... Clive Harker
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Damian Beurer ... Tanner Scott
Bentley Brehm ... Sparky the Biker
Clarence Campbell ... Dr. Gilbert
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The day that Jonathan Harker slayed Count Dracula was a more important event than most people realize. For it was not just the death of the count, it was the destruction of 'The Master's Power.' Without a master, the entire race lost its ability to turn humans into vampires. For generations, the Harker family has guarded the Master's Skull, the key that would allow a new vampire master to emerge. So effective were the Harkers that now, over a hundred years later, vampires are so scarce that most people do not believe that they even exist. This is unfortunate news for the modern day Harker siblings because they still believe in vampires and that makes them the town embarrassment. But when two dead bodies turn up with strange animal attack marks, the Harkers convince the town that a vampire is on the loose and promise to kill it on stage at their family home. The only problem is, the actor they hired to play the vampire is killed and replaced by an actual vampire who the Harkers ... Written by Good Cops Entertainment, LLC

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Town was unexpectedly hit by multiple polar vortexes dumping tons of snow during shooting. Not only was it one of the largest snow storm in decades it was also the earliest snow fall they'd seen in years. See more »

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The Title Is Not Wrong
19 April 2018 | by See all my reviews

I did have a bloody good time, in both senses of the word. This gorefest is a horror fan's delight. Its references will keep you entertained, but you'll stay for the witty one-liners and endless fountains of blood.

The movie begins in the early 20th century where Dracula leaves off. The Harkers move to America to escape their past. Of course, as with any past, it follows and we end up in the present day with three siblings, descendants of Mina and Jonathan, about to lose the family homestead.

I was actually pleasantly surprised by this movie. From the first 15 minutes or so I thought I might be sitting through yet another adolescent boy fantasy. But as with any decent adolescent, the movie soon stars to grow up. That doesn't mean it's not still funny and disgusting. But the movies central theme-the bonds of family and friends-begins to shine through, creating a Cairo-blood, red filter of kinship.

If you are the type of horror fan that gets their comedy straight from your horror movies, or the type that enjoys the odd horror comedy, you're going to love this movie.

And if anyone involved is reading, I'd love to see a sequel.


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