It's the early 80's and the fantasy boom has begun. Miles O'Keefe is there, swinging his sword, waving a mirrored shield, ignoring the lustful Roon as she help our hero fulfil his destiny and rescue his sister-bride (yes they're the same person, but it's okay, they're not really related, they just thought they were) from the evil Spider cult.
There are swords, there is definitely sorcery, and stuff, yes there's also lots of stuff, and people explosively allergic to their reflections. But this was 1982 and we didn't have EpiPens so these poor people were forced into a life of evil.
Tor has a destiny, he is going to end the spider cult which is why he has an eagle tattoo that's invisible for 98% of the film. He also has a bear cub for no real reason other than it's cute, right? It's a fantasy world so there is an amazon tribe (who fight each other for the right to perform the horizontal tango with our hero, but in a totally emancipated way though), a magic sex cult (it's a PG so some light kissing and serious upper arm rubbing), blind blacksmiths living in a magic cave (and zero days since their last accident), and giant spiders (ignore the fish wire).
It apparently took three people to write this. I'm assuming one held the crayon, one moved the paper around, and the third kept watch incase the studio executive came back early and noticed them adding this to the green lit box.
The executive clearly took a longer lunch because they managed to add a sequel further down in the box which was made in 1983. There are apparently two additional sequels but at this point does anyone really care?
There are swords, there is definitely sorcery, and stuff, yes there's also lots of stuff, and people explosively allergic to their reflections. But this was 1982 and we didn't have EpiPens so these poor people were forced into a life of evil.
Tor has a destiny, he is going to end the spider cult which is why he has an eagle tattoo that's invisible for 98% of the film. He also has a bear cub for no real reason other than it's cute, right? It's a fantasy world so there is an amazon tribe (who fight each other for the right to perform the horizontal tango with our hero, but in a totally emancipated way though), a magic sex cult (it's a PG so some light kissing and serious upper arm rubbing), blind blacksmiths living in a magic cave (and zero days since their last accident), and giant spiders (ignore the fish wire).
It apparently took three people to write this. I'm assuming one held the crayon, one moved the paper around, and the third kept watch incase the studio executive came back early and noticed them adding this to the green lit box.
The executive clearly took a longer lunch because they managed to add a sequel further down in the box which was made in 1983. There are apparently two additional sequels but at this point does anyone really care?
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