Worst Movies Ever!
by BadWebDiver | created - 17 Oct 2011 | updated - 24 Apr 2012 | PublicWhat I rank the the Biggest of the Worst!
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1. Der ewige Jude (1940)
62 min | Documentary, History
Under the guise of a brutally honest documentary, this malevolent propaganda film aims to be an "indispensable tool in the hands of the Aryan race", designed to depict the "true" Jew when the masks of western civilisation fall off.
Director: Fritz Hippler | Stars: Curt Bois, Charles Chaplin, Albert Einstein, Adolf Hitler
Votes: 3,928
The ultimate crass propaganda movie. (Even the fact that it was wartime is no excuse). The prime illustration of Nazi Anti-Semetism laid on with a very thick trowel.
LOW POINT: The whole analogy between Jews and a plague of rats sequence.
2.
CBS Schoolbreak Special (1984–1996)
Episode:
Frog Girl: The Jenifer Graham Story
(1989)
60 min | Adventure, Comedy, Drama
A 15-year old school girl refuses to dissect a frog and sues her school district for not allowing her to do an alternative project.
Director: Harry Longstreet | Stars: Kerrie Keane, Ellen Dunning, Mitchell Laurance, Michael Greene
Votes: 21
Another crass political tract; *almost* delivered as heavy-handedly as the previous one.
LOW POINT: An alleged casual conversation between two characters where they can each quote the legal precedent for their position much better than your average university legal professor could do.
Yet another political tract movie; this time told with extreme heart-pulling melodrama. (Let me hurl right now!)
LOW POINT: After deciding to save her son's bedroom "just the way he left it" as a tribute to her dead son, the mother has a set-back in her political campaign, where she then has a raging psychotic meltdown, enters said memorial bedroom, and totally trashes the place.
4. Bogus (1996)
PG | 110 min | Comedy, Family, Fantasy
Recently orphaned, a young boy is taken in by his godmother who is shocked to realize that she can see the boy's imaginary friend: a flamboyant, French magician named Bogus.
Director: Norman Jewison | Stars: Whoopi Goldberg, Gérard Depardieu, Haley Joel Osment, Andrea Martin
Votes: 7,041 | Gross: $4.36M
Extreme cloyingly sentimental story about little tyke who loses his mother, then conjours up an imaginary Frenchman. (go figure!)
LOW POINT: Kid throwing a temper tantrum because everyone feels sad at his mother's funeral.
5. All Men Are Liars (1995)
91 min | Comedy
Mick's father, Barry, sells the family piano, causing Mick's mother, Irene to leave. In order to raise enough money to buy the piano back, Mick dresses in his mother's clothes and becomes ... See full summary »
Director: Gerard Lee | Stars: Toni Pearen, David Price, John Jarratt, Carmen Tanti
Votes: 322
Poor alleged "comedy movie" (hah!) where a guy dresses up as a girl to joins a girl band and hit on the singer he has the hots for. A idea that has been done so-o-o-o-o-o-o much better in other movies.
LOW POINT: Father picking on son for being a wimp at the start of movie (guaranteed to have you rolling in the aisles laughing -- NOT!); then it's pretty much a relentless downbeat exercise in non-comic comedic storytelling from there.
6. Batman & Robin (1997)
PG-13 | 125 min | Action, Sci-Fi
Batman and Robin try to keep their relationship together even as they must stop Mr. Freeze and Poison Ivy from freezing Gotham City.
Director: Joel Schumacher | Stars: Arnold Schwarzenegger, George Clooney, Chris O'Donnell, Uma Thurman
Votes: 268,058 | Gross: $107.33M
One of the rare times times where the professional critics overrated a summer blockbuster movie. They said it was your standard bad summer movie; and it's a whole lot worse than that!
LOW POINT: Mr Freeze gives Batman a choice between catching him and rescuing Robin; and frankly my dear, you don't give a damn what happens.
7. Midnite Spares (1983)
87 min | Action, Adventure, Comedy
After discovering that a group of car thieves may have something to do with his father's untimely death, Steve pursues the criminals and attempts to capture them as well as prove his prowess as a racecar driver.
Director: Quentin Masters | Stars: James Laurie, Gia Carides, Max Cullen, Bruce Spence
Votes: 265
Extremely bad low-budget comedy about guy ambling around the dirt-track racing scene.
LOW POINT: A "grease monkey" who's literally covered in grease - permanently.
8. Thunderboat Row (1989 TV Movie)
120 min | Action, Crime, Drama
A group of several different la enforcement agencies along with a race boat driver come together with a common goal of stopping the drug traffic to the US.
Director: Thomas J. Wright | Stars: Ash Adams, Jsu Garcia, Rob Estes, Anthony Rene Jones
Votes: 60
A movie that demonstrates how good ol' American capitalist business entrepreneurs can totally defeat those nasty Cuban communist drug-runners single-handedly with all the latest gadgets and hot-headed enthusiasts money can buy. Frankly I don't know how a drug industry can exist under these circumstances -- let alone any need for a federal drug control agency. Sheesh, just let private industry solve the whole thing by themselves - piece of cake!
LOW POINT: A raving hispanic who is constantly declaring how "ploud to be an Amelican" he is.
9. Rent-a-Kid (1995 TV Movie)
G | 85 min | Drama, Family, Comedy
Harry Habert, owner of a rent office has an original idea: To rent babies from a nearby orphanage to the local families. He rents the Ward brothers to his first customers.
Director: Fred Gerber | Stars: Leslie Nielsen, Christopher Lloyd, Matt McCoy, Sherry Miller
Votes: 2,166
A "cute light-hearted kiddies' movie" that shows how the little rugrats can change from total terrors to perfect saints purely at their own whim. That's right parents; when your offspring does something to upset you, its actually an insidious conspiracy on their part. They could be the epitome of perfect behaviour if they really, really wanted to.
LOW POINT: Pretty much the whole story idea actually.
10. The NeverEnding Story III (1994)
G | 95 min | Adventure, Comedy, Family
A young boy must restore order when a group of bullies steal the magical book that acts as a portal between Earth and the imaginary world of Fantasia.
Director: Peter MacDonald | Stars: Jason James Richter, Melody Kay, Jack Black, Carole Finn
Votes: 12,445
The 3rd part that totally trashes this once-great creative fairy-tale.
LOW POINT: Having a creature living in another dimension (or whatever) singing Steppenwulf's "Born to be Wild" while riding a bike with his son. Does that make any sense at all???
11. Mistress (1987 TV Movie)
100 min | Drama
A woman who's been having an affair with a married man who's been taking care of her. When he dies she finds herself with nothing. So she tries to rebuild her life but not without the stigma of being a kept woman following her.
Director: Michael Tuchner | Stars: Victoria Principal, Kerrie Keane, Joanna Kerns, Alan Rachins
Votes: 125
A soap opera writ large about this "kept woman" who frees herself - by showing all the personality of a wooden board.
LOW POINT: Her drama coach praises her bland recital of Chekov as great acting. Now that is stretching suspension of disbelief in a story!
12. Rip Girls (2000 TV Movie)
TV-G | 87 min | Drama, Family, Romance
A 13-year-old (Camilla Belle) learns to surf while visiting Hawai'i for the first time to see a plantation she inherited.
Director: Joyce Chopra | Stars: Camilla Belle, Dwier Brown, Stacie Hess, Brian Stark
Votes: 1,497
13. Muriel's Wedding (1994)
R | 106 min | Comedy, Drama
A young social outcast in Australia steals money from her parents to finance a vacation where she hopes to find happiness, and perhaps love.
Director: P.J. Hogan | Stars: Toni Collette, Rachel Griffiths, Bill Hunter, Sophie Lee
Votes: 41,716 | Gross: $15.19M
14. Lost in Space (1998)
PG-13 | 130 min | Action, Adventure, Family
The Robinson family was going into space to fight for a chance for humanity. Now they are fighting to live long enough to find a way home.
Director: Stephen Hopkins | Stars: Gary Oldman, William Hurt, Matt LeBlanc, Mimi Rogers
Votes: 74,855 | Gross: $69.12M
15. Olly, Olly, Oxen Free (1978)
G | 83 min | Adventure
Two young boys and an eccentric old woman who owns a junkyard work together to build a hot-air balloon in time to launch it on the birthday of one boy's late grandfather.
Director: Richard A. Colla | Stars: Katharine Hepburn, Kevin McKenzie, Dennis Dimster, Peter Kilman
Votes: 311
16. Firestorm: 72 Hours in Oakland (1993 TV Movie)
104 min | Action, Drama
Based on the actual events of the 1991 brush fires that swept across Northern California which left countless people without homes. A rookie fire chief who just started his new job must deal with the raging fires.
Director: Michael Tuchner | Stars: Jill Clayburgh, LeVar Burton, Keith Coulouris, Galyn Görg
Votes: 134
17. The Story of Mankind (1957)
Approved | 100 min | Drama, Fantasy, Sci-Fi
The Devil and the Spirit of Man argue as to whether or not humanity is ultimately good or evil.
Director: Irwin Allen | Stars: Ronald Colman, Hedy Lamarr, Groucho Marx, Harpo Marx
Votes: 1,521
18. Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
PG-13 | 121 min | Action, Adventure, Crime
A computer hacker breaks into the computer system of the Seabourn Legend cruise liner and sets it speeding on a collision course into a gigantic oil tanker.
Director: Jan de Bont | Stars: Sandra Bullock, Jason Patric, Willem Dafoe, Temuera Morrison
Votes: 85,955 | Gross: $48.61M
19. Free Willy 3: The Rescue (1997)
PG | 86 min | Adventure, Drama, Family
16-year-old Jesse and old friend Randolph try to foil an illegal whaler threatening Willy and his pregnant mate.
Director: Sam Pillsbury | Stars: Jason James Richter, August Schellenberg, Annie Corley, Vincent Berry
Votes: 10,780 | Gross: $3.52M
20. Troll 2 (1990)
PG-13 | 95 min | Comedy, Fantasy, Horror
A vacationing family discovers that the entire town they're visiting is inhabited by goblins, disguised as humans, who plan to eat them.
Director: Claudio Fragasso | Stars: Michael Paul Stephenson, George Hardy, Margo Prey, Connie Young
Votes: 34,673
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