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Midsommar (2019)
5/10
Weird
21 October 2023
This movie was not really a horror film.

I watched it a while back and decided to watch it, again. I think I'm being generous giving it 5 stars.

Not scary. It's really just weird. There aren't any elements of horror except for a slight bit of body horror, but there isn't even a lot of that.

I just wouldn't categorize it as horror.

This is just a really odd film and strange. I don't really see the point other than to be weird. There wasn't a message and it was way long. Entirely too long. It could have been an hour and a half long and it just went on and on. I won't be rewatching the in future.
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Audition (1999)
1/10
Most overrated movie ever
30 July 2023
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I watched this movie years ago and gave it 1 star.

I watched it again to see if my opinion had changed and it didn't.

One of the most boring movies I've ever seen. It actually took me a few days to watch because I kept pausing because I got so bored.

The storyline was pointless. I don't understand why this film is rated so highly.

I'm only writing this review so I won't watch it ever again, as this was one of the worst movies I have ever seen. This is far from a horror masterpiece. And she killed the dog!! For what?

Literally one of the worst movies of all time, I can't stress that enough. Do not waste your time on this.
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Malignant (I) (2021)
5/10
Why do I do this to myself?
12 September 2021
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Starts off decent and then halfway through, it turns ridiculous. Why are you in an abandoned insane asylum- alone- at night? The twin is pushed into the back of her head? Terrible, hilarious cgi in the jail scene.
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8/10
Movie is too long.
9 May 2021
Good movie, but entirely too long. Some scenes felt drawn out, purposefully. It would have been better if it hadn't gone on for forever.
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The Invisible Man (I) (2020)
7/10
A Thriller, Not Horror
2 November 2020
This is a good movie, but it is not scary. Shouldn't be in the horror genre. Worth a watch, just don't go in expecting to be scared.
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Hemlock Grove (2013–2015)
7/10
Just okay.
6 September 2020
I watched this show when it came out and re-watched it recently. Season 1 was dope. Season 2 and 3 was meh. Nothing really happened and the storyline got away from the actual vampire/werewolf- Roman/Peter story. Good acting from Famke Jannsen, Bill Skarsgard, and Landon Liboiron, though.
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2/10
Terrible Acting
27 July 2019
Probably would have been a cute movie, but the acting is so bad it makes you cringe. The actors were so terrible, I couldn't even finish the film.
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