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The Irishman (2019)
Yawnfest
I'm 51. 25 year old me anticipated this movie. Cinematically Scorsese is amazing. He like no other director can will make you feel as though you are part of his story. Pesci was award worthy his calm demeanour was polar opposite to his typecast career. Pacino and De Niro were just the same boring same old same old they've dined out from the early 70s to Scarface and have doled out their reputations and expectations of the public. These two couldn't act their way into a high school play. They have been extremely tedious in everything they've done in the past. Hopefully we'll never see them again.
Jack & Diane (2012)
Awful
This movie is dreadful.
The sound quality was really poor which in the end didn't matter because the dialogue was woeful and the plot pretty much nonexistent.
I really like Juno Riley and Kylie but nothing they gave could save this.
The director must be self funded because I noticed he made movies after this and there is no way he would ever have a studio risk money on him making anything for them.
I am definitely never going to get back the 101 minutes I foolishly wasted on this.
I should have rewatched Catwoman.
I hope nobody else accidentally views this or anything else made by this director.
Rumble Fish (1983)
Dreadful
A great cast. A great director. Adapted from a great book. How does all that equal weak dialogue basically no plot and ordinary camera work? 89 minutes of my life I will never get back.
Capone (2020)
Good acting. Fullstop
One of the most boring pointless movies I have ever seen. Obviously with that cast the acting will be good but whoever wrote and directed it has no idea what moviegoers want
The Big Bang Theory: The Wildebeest Implementation (2011)
Worst episode of all 12 seasons
This was the episode that was most disappointing of all. Bernadette was pathetic for the first time and the storyline was weak
Vikings: Moments of Vision (2018)
Worst episode so far by a long long way
No flow. Back and forward dream sequences all made for a very unenjoyable episode
Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)
Why did you bother?
Action okay. Special effects good. Story WEAK. Acting Linda Hamilton 1/10 Arnold Schwarzenegger 2.5/10 Mackenzie Davis 4/10 Natalia Reyes 3/10 Diego Luna 5.5/10. Dialogue poor. So called Comedy ??? Should have continued Genisys it had a better storyline
Black Panther (2018)
Doesn't rate as a stand alone. Not worthy of MCU
Quite disappointing all round once you get past the special effects. Story is lame. Soundtrack is woeful.
The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
The definition of hope
Growing up reading Stephen King I thought Stand By Me was going to be best film made from his pages. While Shawshank is a little different than King's vision, the cast (outstanding) and timing in this movie make it a masterpiece 2nd only to the Godfather
The Godfather (1972)
Sorry Shawshank
Still the best. All gangster films and tv shows wish they had the class Godfather does
Gotham (2014)
Good not Great
A bit cautious compared to the Marvel shows. But the idea of having an origin story years before the main character turns up has me intrigued and makes Gotham very watchable. Morena Baccarin is a consistent scene-stealer
Jessica Jones (2015)
Number1 female superhero
Great storyline. Excellent acting. I love Daredevil and Luke Cage but JJ is the show makes wish I had Netflix and didn't have to wait for bluray