onemoreumphreak Reviews

The Maltese Falcon (1941)

Ooof... 80 years later...

[1/10 · 7 November 2021]

This is so laughably bad. I know I'm just "dumb" and I just don't "get it" but - it's actually terrible and I'm not sorry.

Our grandparents didn't know Richard about entertainment; it's ok. We just need to live with it already and stop perpetuating this lie.

The Flight Attendant (2020– )

Great

[9/10 · 23 September 2021]

Great writing. Great dark comedy/mystery. Anyone whose ever done time on (or married someone from) northern Long Island can appreciate this.

Manifest (2018–2023)

Alright, seriously...

[3/10 · 12 June 2021]

This show started out intriguing but - like "Lost" before it (with a LAUGHABLY worse cast) has puttered out.

Increasing "BUT GOD" or "BUT FAITH" references every episode - like, for a sci-fi drama... cringeworthy even. No cringeworthy definitely.

The worst for me is:

• Jared getting a more prevalent accent as the episodes go on...
• Just all of Grace. Character/actress - ((all of it)). Like - come on, it's so bad.

• mikayla character.

Yeah. So, as an earlier viewer said, it's our weekly trainwreck.

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

Am I missing something?

[2/10 · 12 February 2021]

This was laughably bad. Would have been a great b-movie. Very curious as to if a budgeting issue came to light during post-production process? Only because the CGI seen in this film was shamed by that in films released 15 years prior to this ''masterpiece".

However, I'm sincerely glad to learn that the 'comic book guy's' of the world are still frothing at the mouth for whatever crap Charlize Theron is in. But hey, at least she's getting paid! Ms. Theron is an excellent actress, and a humanitarian taboot. After this travesty it is obvious to the viewer that she should dedicate her time, energy and talents to films of substance rather than box office "hit" malarkey like "Mad Max: Fury Road". A actress of her caliber should not be reduced to this trash. Charlize! You deserve more!

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Borat Subsequent Moviefilm (2020)

Incredible

[10/10 · 23 October 2020]

Just when we thought satire was lost, here's borat.

Vivarium (2019)

This again?

[1/10 · 14 August 2020]

It's literally the Netflix Movie "in the tall grass" or whatever- in a different setting. Nooooo thanks.

Also why Jesse Eisenberg should stick to always playing Jesse Eisenberg.. this was a - choking on dust - crap film. Gross. Not even "b movie good".

The Hills: New Beginnings (2019–2021)

Rich kids slumming

[2/10 · 30 September 2019]

Stephanie Pratt looks like she followed Heidi's lead and got all of the work. Yikes. Audrina looks like she's a 70 year old man in kansas' 48 year old trophy wife. Brody's wife needs to put a foot down or get a divorce. I've never been so happy to be a middle class "normie".

How did Heidi and Spencer become the normal ones? The females in the cast also need to work on the "no but really I'm sober I swear" look. Or eat something..

I loved the hills and this is kind of sad to watch... I feel sorry for the original cast.

Total train wreck. Brenden watching everyone else like "lol ok..." is the winning factor.

Wu-Tang: An American Saga (2019–2023)

Meh.

[4/10 · 16 September 2019]

Maybe it's because my partner and I are both children of the 80s and the original 9 members changed our suburban middle class lives one day with enter the 36 chambers. I expected more, as did he.

Also, who did the staging? A 1997 or later Jeep in scenes that had to have "happened" prior to the release of enter.

I hope it gets better. I really, really, really wanted to love this. Episode 3 and jfc... do the "genius" and the rest of the clan deserve better. Seriously.

Wu tang is for the children.