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Expend4bles (2023)
Worst in the franchise Disappointing
I love this franchise the first three movies were great and had great casts and action sequences etc
This one clearly didn't have the budget or the ambition to make an enjoyable gratuitous action movie.
Poor casting, poor delivery of a not too bad idea for a plot but it did t work. As soon as you see Garcia you know he's Ocelot. I'm actually shocked it wasn't free to view sooner than this.
How did we go from having Van Damme, Mel Gibson, Harrison Ford, Jet Li and Wesley Snipes to Megan Fox (who is t the worst in it) 50 Cent (clearly brought across from Escape Plan) and a load other none notables.
This installation is Expenadable.
The Flash (2023)
WTF
All I have is questions for Warner brothers and DC as to why after an Epic Man of Steel did the following movies promise so much and deliver so little?
With this one;
Why have they allowed Barry Allen to act like a pathetic nervous dweeb?
What is with the pose he goes before running?
What's with the spaghetti arms in the speed force?
The CGI babies 👀OH DEAR, followed by the screaming nurse !! ?
The CGI in general was piss poor.
The acting in general is pitiful which we have to blame the director for after all they run the show.
I had said months ago before this was released that the only reason snow was going to each this movie was because Michael Keaton was Batman again and it turns out in my opinion to be sadly true.
The coolest part of this movie is the nostalgia run back to Keatons Batman but otherwise it sucks more than Aquaman.
9-1-1: Lone Star (2020)
Nice easy watch
This is a good show easy to watch mild action very likeable characters and actors.
One annoyance is that Liv Tyler seems to be able to diagnose everything without any equipment.
Bit of a modern day baywatch without the lifeguards breaches and slow motion running.
This is a good show easy to watch mild action very likeable characters and actors.
One annoyance is that Liv Tyler seems to be able to diagnose everything without any equipment.
Bit of a modern day baywatch without the lifeguards breaches and slow motion running.
This is a good show easy to watch mild action very likeable characters and actors.
One annoyance is that Liv Tyler seems to be able to diagnose everything without any equipment.
Bit of a modern day baywatch without the lifeguards breaches and slow motion running.
Oppenheimer (2023)
Boring
Acting is all good and great character portrayal etc etc but it was excessively long.
Isn't a masterpiece? Not in my opinion but that's all subjective.
If you can't concentrate for long periods I'd recommend watching it over a few nights as if it's a limited series as it's easy to drift off.
I don't think I'll ever watch it again but it's not my usual bag.
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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023)
Poop Fest
Remain firm that the only Dungeons and Dragons we want to see is an adaptation of the 80's cartoon Tv series.
This is better than the prior efforts we had but it's still lacking. The creature effects were a nice mix of animatronics and cgi but could've been better and showed obvious budget restraints.
The story was boring.
Oh Ofcourse it lacked dragons.
Hmm what else can we say to fill the remaining character count
remain firm that the only Dungeons and Dragons we want to see is an adaptation of the 80's cartoon Tv series.
Remain firm that the only Dungeons and Dragons we want to see is an adaptation of the 80's cartoon Tv series.
The Strays (2023)
Trying too hard
A recurring theme with movie makers is that they're trying too hard to recreate things or make something new that they lose the plot in the process rather than trust their ability to make a good movie.
They try too much crammed into a short time or not enough drawn out over too long.
This like many others could've been shorter and it might've had more impact as a suspense / horror as it is billed.
It just got boring really fast.
A recurring theme with movie makers is that they're trying too hard to recreate things or make something new that they lose the plot in the process rather than trust their ability to make a good movie.
They try too much crammed into a short time or not enough drawn out over too long.
This like many others could've been shorter and it might've had more impact as a suspense / horror as it is billed.
It just got boring really fast.
Piranha 3D (2010)
Don't watch it
This is an absolutely piss poor attempt at movie making. Bad acting, bad story, bad effects, unnecessary gore because nothing else was good so they went for the shock factor.
It's just disgusting.
Dog Soldiers (2002)
This film sucks
Aren't we're wolves strong? Well I know they're not real but we're led to believe they're strong yet a shitty catch lock and wooden chair stops them breaking into the house
Predictable all the way through with awful creature effects
Watch Alvin and the Chipmunks meet the wolf man instead.
Billions (2016)
Great until season 6
First five seasons are great with a lot of funny moments and good story lines enhanced by the actors and characters relationships but we arrive at season six and without Ax the show is crashing.
Eternals (2021)
Disappointing
Like many people I was looking forward to this and it was very slow and boring and brought nothing new to get excited about and then they threw in Harry Styles ... WTF ... Don't waste your time.
The Boys: Over the Hill with the Swords of a Thousand Men (2020)
Grotesque
I love this show but the scenes of dolphin and whale slaughter need to stop. The entertainment and action and general story are good enough without that element.
Old (2021)
Awful
Save yourself the 90+ minutes this film will drain from your life (maybe that's the message to take away from this one 👀)
How does this guy keep getting money to make movies????
Succession (2018)
Good watch
So far so good in season one. Easy to watch good drama 🎠and some good plot twists here and there.
One quandary, Why does Kieran Culkin still sound like he's ten?????
Get to season four and I'm left thinking the director couldn't be bothered. Far too many scenes where you can see that they're trying to depict difficult or complicated conversations taking place but the way they're being laid out on screen is just annoying to watch and often leaves you thinks WTF is going on!
Season four is a let down considering it's the final season too.
Angela Black (2021)
Awful show
There is absolutely nothing good about this series
Crap acting, crap slow story that seems not to be going anywhere and ... we'll that's it don't waste your time.
The Forever Purge (2021)
Snooze fest
Wow what a waste of film making. Crap story, crap action, took far too long to get going and as soon as it got going it was over. I'm sure there's a solid political message embedded in this movie which is great but on the whole this is the worst Purge movie so far , no more please it's spent.
Aftermath (2021)
Way too long
Overall good idea for the movie but it did take far too long to unravel.
Cell (2016)
Le Poop 💩
Don't watch it save your time watch something else watch anything else just don't watch this
Got it? I'm serious don't watch ok? Good 😊
The Tomorrow War (2021)
Oh god it's bad
Just save yourself two hours
They broke the budget on Chris Pratt so couldn't get any other good actors
The effects are good but they pretty much are in most movies now, nothing we haven't seen before.
Lucifer: Bloody Celestial Karaoke Jam (2021)
Ridiculous episode
Really hate it when a show takes advantage of its viewers and thinks they can any pathetic story line or gimmick in it totally out of character with the rest of the show.
Things Heard & Seen (2021)
Promising then flat end
Bit slow going for promising and then meh 😒
Just as we thought it was building up.
Colony: What Goes Around (2018)
WTF
Why would you leave it there with no intention of a fourth plus season! So many unanswered questions.
Love and Monsters (2020)
Oh it's bad
Officially the worst assault on the senses ever created.
A Discovery of Witches (2018)
Missing potential
Two seasons in and this show really really really reallly reallllly knows how to drag something out without giving you much to go on or piece together.
It could be so good too if the pace was quickened a bit.
Two seasons and we still have no clue what Demons do ...
Underwater (2020)
Meh
Watchable but we've seen this before and done better
The plot was too see how many times they could show Stewart in her undies only to blow herself up to destroy the Kraken and the deep sea Aliens (rip off)
Cursed (2020)
If Disney had done GOT
Started off quite promising but the scripting is very lazy and woolly at best and the acting is not great. The story is t bad and the action is bearable