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Prey (2022)
Absolute garbage.
It rewrites the lore without explaining anything. The Predator itself looks godawful, CGI mouth and a forehead that makes it look developmentally challenged. It's gadgets make no sense and also breaks lore, lacks fantasy. It's on-par with the "Tank Predator" from the last movie, only more silly looking.
The movie is woke, but instead of being *too* preachy, it chooses to take the path where you lose all suspension of disbelief. Main character is a godlike ninja and the settlers are portrayed as cartoonish buffoons akin to the crew mates in Pirates of the Caribbean.
There is so much more to write, but can't do it without spoilers. Stay away from this if you're a Predator fan. It's the worst movie yet.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)
the suits
they changed the suits!! in the previous movies the turtles all had a personal type of look, donatello had a pretty large and happy face, michelangelo had a small and happy face, raphael had a large and angry face and leo had a small and angry face, and a lot of other differences aswell.. but now they look almost the same except for their colors, look at them and think of the flying bird dinosaurs from "jurassic park" and youll see what i mean. anyways.. as a movie it had almost no good moments, the script had to be the worst ever and it was fairly entertaining.. the first turtles movie ROCKED, the second ALMOST rocked and the third did almost everything but rock... peace
Pulp Fiction (1994)
the best movie ever made.
I dont have time to make this long comment on it. Its simply the best movie ever made. Nothing can challenge it or measure up to it. ever. tarantino has done it again, all of his movies rock.. with the exception of maybe reservoir dogs, its too long and kinda boring.
Resan till Melonia (1989)
best cartoon movie
Hi, as a swede i can say that this is the most beautiful cartoon movie ever made (its swedish), there has never been made anything like it, per åhlin has a special way to make his cartoons.
this movie fits people of all ages, it never gets boring. i cant discribe in words how wonderful this movie is, you immidiately want to live in "melonia" because its so wonderful.
this is my favourite cartoon movie of all time if not my favourite alltime-movie, i recommend everyone to watch it, i dont know if theres an american verision out but lets hope to the gods that there is.
no one should miss this movie ever, there is nothing like it and you feel overwhelmed with joy and happiness when you watch it. If i keep on this will just get boring to read, but if you see this movie somewhere, get your hands on it.
Adrenalin: Fear the Rush (1996)
just read the text
ok everyone, i saw this movie 96 when it came out, now its 2003 so its pretty hard to remember everything, but i started thinking about the movie when i saw the first(displayed) user comment on the pathetic movie "Original Sin". Adrenalin is something that does not deserve to be called a movie. By far, its the most useless movie ever created in the history of movies.. and i recommend you all to watch it so you all can agree with me, i bet every user on IMDB has seen a terribly bad movie sometime in their life, but i can brag by saying that ive seen a movie even worse, man i can´t even discribe how useless it is, but believe me, once youv´e seen it you´ll be deeply depressed..
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
read this Spleen
"Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" is not funny, it's not paced, it's scarcely acted, and it doesn't appear to have even been written. Why was it released"
if you payed any attention to the whole meaning with the movie, you´ll know that the exact thing you just wrote, is smiths point, the movie is all about what you wrote. when they fly through the window into the room with jason biggs and that dawsons creek guy (whoever it is) jason says "WHAT? THERES A SCRIPT?!" and "who the hell pays to see this crap"(not exactly like that) and then they look in to the camera. The exact things you said was already written on "movie poop shoots.com" ok, i agree this movie aint especially funny, but some things are really great, like when jay asks jason biggs if he scored with that russian chick, which is jays girlfriend in the movie, there´s lots of that kind of humor in the film, so watch the movie with both eyes open, dont just write "it sucks" because you take for granted that it does.
Hackers (1995)
read this
Now im no hacker, but ive been in to computers for 3 years now and i have learned the basics of it. I only laugh at this movie when the hacking parts show, i mean, who actually makes a movie when the hacking is in 3D? when they hack it looks like a flight simulator flying through a "cyber" verision of NYC, but i guess everyone has to enjoy it, not only the hackers (i mean most ppl are not hackers).
Anyways, i love the movie, it gives guys like me the will to learn more about computers because it doesn´t point out the hackers to be fat, four eyed nerds who sit in their parents basement without any chance to ever look a girl in the eyes except through a computer screen (sorry to say, but in reality, that is pretty much what comp nerds are like more or less, not all, but the majority)and like the first user comment i agree that its entertaining all the time, and also that its one of my top 10 favourite movies, definetly a movie you can watch more than one time.
I love the idea that they are "hip" guys and i love their attitudes, people can laugh all they want, but believe in me when i say that Jolt Cola really became "the soft drink of the eleet hacker" SO: for me the only problems are that the actual hacking is pretty rediculous <-- (dont know the spelling), and that they are in-liners and not skateboarders like me =)
Godzilla (1998)
there is worse, then again it sucks pretty good
this movie has been too critizised, i mean.. its no THAT bad, its just maybe the worst movie you could ever make out of the idea of a great mutated dinosaur in NYC. When the movie´s over you sit and think "WHAT? THATS IT?" but actually you (or at least me) were pretty entertained during the movie.. this movie pretty much sucked, but there are tons after tons of worse movies out there, and i would only watch this again on a theatre with chairs that move after what happens on the screen :) its worth seeing if you are 15 or below
The Return of the Living Dead (1985)
i think:
OK movie, linnea quigleys strip turned me on so badly i could hardly watch whithout drewling and rewinding that part over and over, otherwise it was pretty entertaining, but i wont see it again (except the you-know-what part :D the best movie in this style ever is "army of darkness" it rocks.. well its not this style but you know what i mean.