Holden and Banky are comic book artists. Everything's going good for them until they meet Alyssa, also a comic book artist. Holden falls for her, but his hopes are crushed when he finds out she's a lesbian.
Joey Lauren Adams,
Lifelong platonic friends Zack and Miri look to solve their respective cash-flow problems by making an adult film together. As the cameras roll, however, the duo begin to sense that they may have more feelings for each other than they previously thought.
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a tale of adventure on the open road. When Dante and Randal (of Clerks fame) get a restraining order to keep the punchy Jay and his hetero life-mate, Silent Bob, from selling drugs in front of the Quick Stop convenience store, their lives are suddenly empty. They find new purpose when their friend, Brodie, informs them a movie is being made featuring two infamous characters based on their likenesses. After visiting one of the creators of the Bluntman and Chronic, Holden McNeil, they set out to get what fat movie cash they deserve and hopefully put an end to people slandering them on the Internet. Along the way, they learn the rules of the road from a hitchhiking George Carlin, ride with a group of gorgeous jewel thieves, and incur the wrath of a hapless wildlife marshal for liberating an orangutan named Suzanne. The quest takes them from New Jersey to Hollywood where a showdown involving the police, the jewel thieves, and the Bluntman and Chronic ...Written by
When Jay and Silent Bob catch a ride in the van, Brent touches Justice's leg. Brent is first seen to move his left hand, but in the next shot we see his right hand on Justice's leg. We then see him retract his left hand again in the following shot. See more »
Silent Bob's Mother:
Bobby Boy, stay here while mommy picks up the free cheese, kay? Here, this will keep the sun out of your eyes.
[puts a baseball cap on his head backwards]
Silent Bob's Mother:
You be good, now.
[walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive]
Alright, don't you fuckin' move you little shit machine. Your Momma's going to try to score.
What the hell? 'Scuse me. Who's watching these babies?
Uh... the fat one's watchin the little one?
Oh yeah, nice parenting. Leave 'em out here like that and see what happens.
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The Director Would Like to Thank... GOD - He Who makes it all possible JEN - She who picks up His slack with patience, love and lust SCOTT - Without whom, I'm nothing JAY - Without whom, there's no movie BOB - For Saying "Take'em out of Jersey" HARVEY - For Saying "Kevin and Scott are making a movie where?!?" MOM AND DAD - The best parents a guy ever had GAIL AND BYRON - A close second HARLEY - For her never-ending fascination with poo-poo GORDON - For the same JAMIE - For shooting the best looking flick we've ever made JIM - For scoring the best looking flick we've ever made SLOSS - who coined the phrase "It's Dogma without the religion." RASKIND - who coined the phrase "I'd fire Sloss for saying that." AFFLECK - Once more into the breach, dear friend MATTY - who didn't charge nearly as much as the breach guy LEE - who did double-duty BRIAN AND JEFF - who did it yet again PHILBERT - for sound editing advice VORDO - for sound editing advice TIM - who kept it all running smoothly LAURA - who kept it all running smoothly and under budget GOOSEBERG - for C.G.I., there's no better man out there SUE - for you, there are better men out there THE CAST - who elevated a bunch of dirty words with their talents THE CREW - who elevated everything else, with a smile BRYAN - who laughed at "Give me the map Scott!" WALT - who laughs at Bryan's expense GINA - for coming back MONICA - who makes Scott come - to work, you pigs. To work. MING - He's the deejay, I'm the rapper BRAD AND CHRIS - they're the wheels of steel JIM MCLAUCHLIN - the wizard of Wizard AINT IT COOL MIKE - the Cool of Ain't It Cool CHAPMAN - who's merchandising my kid right into private school CAROL - who's keeping it all accounted for MATT WAGNER - for the logo we've gotten a lot of mileage out of OEMING - for the artwork we'll milk to death THE FOLKS WHO POST AT WWW.VIEWASKEW.COM - for the never-ending kind words THE FOLKS WHO POST AT AINT-IT-COOL-NEWS.COM - for the never-ending abuse HAWK & PIERSON - for starting this whole mess and MALCOLM - the best sport outside of hockey See more »
Kevin Smith's film festival, Vulgarthon 2002, included the deleted scenes which will be shown on the DVD, they include:
An ABC joke in the Quick Stop
Another appearance by the "Two packs of wraps" kids.
A scene in the stash where Brodie interacts with a customer
A scene in the stash where Brodie impersonates Jay
A Chasing Amy in-joke in Holden's apartement.
A scene where Holden shows Jay and Bob a site called donkeyshow.com
A cut scene of Jay and Bob on the bus to Hollywood
More of Jay with the nun
An alternate, filthier take of the Scooby Doo scene
An small part in the Mooby fast food joint where Jay reads an E-mail on moviepoopshoot.com
More of the scene in the Van where Brent sings
A scene between Brent and a CGI created sheep
A scene where Jay and Bob try to lean on the wall of the store
More of the scene in the store and a scene of Jay singing
A small scene of the jewel theifs getting dressed
A alteernate introduction to Willenholly
More of Willenholly at the scene of the crime
More of the news report with Willenholly including a scene at the Stash
A scene where Jay talks to hookers in Hollywood
More of the scene on the balcony with the girls
More of Justice escaping with the diamonds
A Mallrats reference on the Scream 3 set
A scene where Jay and Bob watch a scene of Daredevil being shot
More on the set of Bluntman and Chronic
More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy.
Written by Jon Bon Jovi, Richie Sambora, Desmond Child
Performed by Bon Jovi
Used by Universal-Polygram International Publishing, Bon Jovi Publishing, Aggressive Music EMI April Music Inc.,
Desmobile Music (ASCAP)
Courtesy of The Island Def Jam Music Group, under license from Universal Music Enterprises See more »
If you're the type of movie goer who gets uptight hearing countless F Bombs and explicit sexual discussion, then please move along and let others get in line to see one of the Funniest movies I have seen in my recent memory.
"Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" is a movie that has so much going on, that one screening is not enough for me to all that was thrown at me in 90 plus minutes.
Writer/Director/Co-Star, Kevin Smith (Silent Bob) has without a doubt created if not his best movie, then it would have to be his funniest. A fitting conclusion to his "New Jersey Trilogy" (that now consists of five films instead of the originally planned three) forgoes the serious religious overtones of "Dogma" and the Sexuality issues brought forth in "Chasing Amy" to go for pure Laughs...............and it succeeds.
The film's main plot revolves around the familiar duo of Jay (Jason Mewes) and his "Heterosexual Life mate" Silent Bob and their attempts to thwart a movie based on a comic book about Jay and Bob. It's essentially a road picture as the guys make their way from Leonardo, New Jersey to Hollywood. Along the way they meet international Jewel Thieves, Steal a Monkey, Meet The Scooby Doo gang, Try and Beat up Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, and much more.
As Silly as all this sounds it's done in such a way that's smart, witty, and still has a touch of class about it. And that's pretty hard to do considering I can't even tell you some of the content of the movie without being censored heavily.
If you are at all familiar with Smith's movies (Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, and Dogma) you will get a kick out of the countless cameos and connections to his other films. For Example, Jason Lee reprises two roles (one from "Mallrats" and one from "Chasing Amy") as does Ben Affleck. Matt Damon appears as himself playing "Will Hunting" in a fictitious sequel to "Good Will Hunting" entitled `Good Will Hunting II: Hunting Season". There are two highlights of this movie that I need to talk about. First Being Jason Mewes as "Jay". This guy is for real, by far and away he has put in the best performance of all his five film appearances as "Jay" He carries the picture and is side splittingly funny. It is my hope that he can now get other roles in movies besides the loveable Dope smoking "Jay". Secondly I want to address Kevin Smith's Directing. To all the people who say Smith can't direct need to see "Jay and Silent Bob". His use of motion should silence everyone who claims there are no moving shots in a Smith film!!! It's almost become fashionable to blast Smiths direction because that's the Thing to do. With all the great action and movement in "Jay and Silent Bob' Smith can finally shrug off all the criticisms of the past.
What can I say to sum up? It's a brilliant movie for everyone, not just Smith fans. You will laugh and laugh some more. Do yourself a favour and go see it as soon as you can!
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