I barely even want to talk about this nothing burger of a movie; a hand wave might suffice as a review here. Watch it if you want; I am not going to stop you. Or don't; it's also kind of a waste of time. I should say that the film is an improvement over Afterlife in many ways; it's slightly funnier, a bit more well structured, and uses its ideas a little better. The damnation by faint praise is intentional; slightly more than the bare minimum is still not a good thing.
It's okay. It's okay as okay comes. Afterlife was "almost not okay," and now this one is "okay."
It's very disappointing to see a horror comedy that barely makes you laugh and never makes you scared. And don't give me some crap about how I'm not a kid anymore and pg13 this or you're older now that: go watch The House With the Clock in Its Walls. It's not a perfect or great movie. But it is more than good enough; it's funny, it's scary, and it is for kids. And I still remember it years after watching it, which definitely won't the be the case for Frozen Empire years from now.
What is very disappointing about all of this is that Ghostbusters 2 shouldn't be a hard film to write. The first one is about, to distill the film greatly, entrepreneurs creating a new kind of business. Basically, they're the first exterminators in town. The next Ghostbusters movie obviously should have been about that business becoming bigger somehow, someway- there a billion directions you could take it. But Hollywood always does the dumb thing where the Ghostbusters start back from square one, and fight a new, overhyped villain. Can't we get beyond this and finally see a world where Ghostbusters are commonplace someway somehow? Frozen Empire wants to show you a bunch of stuff you have already seen but with a new snow cone flavored villain. Cool, call me back when you have a story.
Essentially, every Ghostbusters sequel makes the same exact mistake: Going too big with the ghosts and too small with the Ghostbusters. We don't need or want another new big bad who wants to end the world, but better this time. We want to see the natural expansion of the business created in the first film. Or just something funny and scary.
This is as fun as treading water. Scratch that, it's as fun as treading water while you slowly watch the head of the Ghostbusters franchise, once again, disappear below the water line. Call me next time, I'll write you an outline that's better than this entire film in twenty minutes or less.
It's okay. It's okay as okay comes. Afterlife was "almost not okay," and now this one is "okay."
It's very disappointing to see a horror comedy that barely makes you laugh and never makes you scared. And don't give me some crap about how I'm not a kid anymore and pg13 this or you're older now that: go watch The House With the Clock in Its Walls. It's not a perfect or great movie. But it is more than good enough; it's funny, it's scary, and it is for kids. And I still remember it years after watching it, which definitely won't the be the case for Frozen Empire years from now.
What is very disappointing about all of this is that Ghostbusters 2 shouldn't be a hard film to write. The first one is about, to distill the film greatly, entrepreneurs creating a new kind of business. Basically, they're the first exterminators in town. The next Ghostbusters movie obviously should have been about that business becoming bigger somehow, someway- there a billion directions you could take it. But Hollywood always does the dumb thing where the Ghostbusters start back from square one, and fight a new, overhyped villain. Can't we get beyond this and finally see a world where Ghostbusters are commonplace someway somehow? Frozen Empire wants to show you a bunch of stuff you have already seen but with a new snow cone flavored villain. Cool, call me back when you have a story.
Essentially, every Ghostbusters sequel makes the same exact mistake: Going too big with the ghosts and too small with the Ghostbusters. We don't need or want another new big bad who wants to end the world, but better this time. We want to see the natural expansion of the business created in the first film. Or just something funny and scary.
This is as fun as treading water. Scratch that, it's as fun as treading water while you slowly watch the head of the Ghostbusters franchise, once again, disappear below the water line. Call me next time, I'll write you an outline that's better than this entire film in twenty minutes or less.
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