This movie is beyond terrible. It is the polar opposite of it's counterpart and bigger brother SPEED. It's sort of like the movie Twins. SPEED is Arnold's character, the guy who gets all the good traits, and Speed2 is Danny DeVito's character, the guy who gets all the bad traits. SPEED is the best movie ever, Speed2 is the worst movie ever. SPEED has everything, from Jeff Daniels to Dennis Hopper to Keanu Reeves. Speed2 has the leftovers, second rate actors like Jason Patric and Sandra Bullock. Wait, I take that back, Speed2 has second rate actors like Jason Patric and William DaFoe. SPEED has an exploding BUS, Speed2 has a stupid boat. SPEED set the bar for edge of your seat live action, Speed2 set the bar for worst sequels ever. SPEED won Oscars, Speed2 won Razzies.
There are a few changes that would make Speed2 an awesome movie. The first is to replace Jason Patric's character with Keanu Reeves. Next you replace the boat with a bus. You then move the location from the Carribean to Los Angeles. Next you have to change the bad guy from William DaFoe to Dennis Hopper. You have to give Keanu a partner to shoot in Jeff Daniels. And finally, you have to make the intent of the villain to blow up the bus if it drops below 50mph unless he gets $3 million dollars. Only then would Speed2 be a good movie.
There are a few changes that would make Speed2 an awesome movie. The first is to replace Jason Patric's character with Keanu Reeves. Next you replace the boat with a bus. You then move the location from the Carribean to Los Angeles. Next you have to change the bad guy from William DaFoe to Dennis Hopper. You have to give Keanu a partner to shoot in Jeff Daniels. And finally, you have to make the intent of the villain to blow up the bus if it drops below 50mph unless he gets $3 million dollars. Only then would Speed2 be a good movie.
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