So I put Age of Extinction on to watch in the background and actually found it pretty entertaining, more than I'd expected. The first three movies are decent, although they've dated already, but I never bothered after that. This one, though? It's surprisingly bad. Confusingly bad. Like, I don't understand the choices made.
Michael Bay has always been the much-derided director of loud, dumb, easy, formulaic movies. But hey, if he does it well, what's the problem? The Rock is pretty good. Transformers (2007) was up his alley and he did a good job with it, overall. The effects were impressive, the story was passable, there was some good action and humour, the sound effects were cool - it was pretty dope at the time.
Then the sequels kept repeating similar ideas and sequences. They tended to gradually get less inspired and fresh. But The Last Knight manages to be dumb and boring, rather than dumb but fun.
For one thing, there aren't enough Transformers. I want to see those big, crazy battles. I want all that metal, shooting, explosions, etc. But there isn't much of that. The plot is bizarre and has too many disjointed parts. I have no idea where the finale even took place - somewhere on Earth or another planet? No idea. The stakes? No idea about that either.
There's a young girl in this one who might well be a talented actress, but her acting is just too much. It's way too over-the-top. It's dull. We barely know her - we can't invest immediately just 'cause she cries a few times. That's not how character development works.
There's an annoying robot who's mildly amusing but just frustrating to watch when we could be seeing a giant robot turn into a truck or jet fighter or vice-versa.
There's a part where they go underwater, some parts on an alien ship - I have no clue what was happening. Sure, I wasn't paying much attention, but I don't think that's the reason! The movie made no sense but spent so long with exposition. We want comedy and explosions and Transformers - can't you just stick to that?
I don't know if this movie failed because Bay was too ambitious or just didn't care or if the script was terrible and the shoot was rushed. Or all of the above. This is a bad movie. The ending was so anticlimactic. Usually at least the last shot will attempt to have some sense of grandeur, coolness, closure - something! This movies just limps to a close and I know as little now as I did before the movie started. Did any characters die? I can't even remember. What was the coolest part? One or two jokes? An action part? Can't remember. Mark Wahlberg was likeable. But his dialogue sucked. Maybe he was the best part.
When this came out, it was the fifth best (live action) Transformers movie. If only they'd stopped making them, it would have retained that rank...
Michael Bay has always been the much-derided director of loud, dumb, easy, formulaic movies. But hey, if he does it well, what's the problem? The Rock is pretty good. Transformers (2007) was up his alley and he did a good job with it, overall. The effects were impressive, the story was passable, there was some good action and humour, the sound effects were cool - it was pretty dope at the time.
Then the sequels kept repeating similar ideas and sequences. They tended to gradually get less inspired and fresh. But The Last Knight manages to be dumb and boring, rather than dumb but fun.
For one thing, there aren't enough Transformers. I want to see those big, crazy battles. I want all that metal, shooting, explosions, etc. But there isn't much of that. The plot is bizarre and has too many disjointed parts. I have no idea where the finale even took place - somewhere on Earth or another planet? No idea. The stakes? No idea about that either.
There's a young girl in this one who might well be a talented actress, but her acting is just too much. It's way too over-the-top. It's dull. We barely know her - we can't invest immediately just 'cause she cries a few times. That's not how character development works.
There's an annoying robot who's mildly amusing but just frustrating to watch when we could be seeing a giant robot turn into a truck or jet fighter or vice-versa.
There's a part where they go underwater, some parts on an alien ship - I have no clue what was happening. Sure, I wasn't paying much attention, but I don't think that's the reason! The movie made no sense but spent so long with exposition. We want comedy and explosions and Transformers - can't you just stick to that?
I don't know if this movie failed because Bay was too ambitious or just didn't care or if the script was terrible and the shoot was rushed. Or all of the above. This is a bad movie. The ending was so anticlimactic. Usually at least the last shot will attempt to have some sense of grandeur, coolness, closure - something! This movies just limps to a close and I know as little now as I did before the movie started. Did any characters die? I can't even remember. What was the coolest part? One or two jokes? An action part? Can't remember. Mark Wahlberg was likeable. But his dialogue sucked. Maybe he was the best part.
When this came out, it was the fifth best (live action) Transformers movie. If only they'd stopped making them, it would have retained that rank...
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