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Alien (1979)
Lol just read the negative reviews to see why it's great
Lol wow just read the negative reviews to see why it's great. Most of them cant spell or speak English for that matter. If you don't have basic intelligence or insight don't watch American cinema. Simple as that... Of course you wouldn't like this movie. Calling it slow just shows you grew up on Michael Bay or sikh bollywood crap you're conditioned and made to think is good. Sad really.
The most idiotic comment is from the muppet who said I carry around more technology in my pocket every day than they used to make this... These are the soulles saps who have decimated the industry.. They think a hollow digital set looks more realistic and convincing, no love fora slow burn story. I can go on and on lol. I'm 39 btw
I know I should review the movie, but all of us with taste don't need to hear anything else. Sadly this is what reviews are now just defending what we love and know is timeless against the dumber and dumber generations that keep us down. Could I be more civil? To this filth God no. Go ruin someone else's culture you freaks🤣
House of the Dragon: The Queen Who Ever Was (2024)
Wow
It wasn't a great season.. Face it and the people with their heads buried saying "it's not that bad and this was a great slow burn like the first season of GoT" gtfo of here lol.. You know you're deluded and just trying to like something because that's better than "hating" right? Sadly this is all there is and yes people will be hard on it.. It's trying to pass itself off as a successor to GoT, but it's doesn't have any of the elements for success.. Great acting can't save everything...
That's what's making people not see it. The cast and their efforts are excellent. That's why my rating is a 5 instead of a 2 but wow... The people saying were being too hard are being way more gracious.
It's just not that good. Jon Snow or the next spin off or the next might be the one. Lol at this point who cares? Everyone knows how GoT ended, so of course were being critical. These people handling it don't care, so why should we?
Godzilla (1998)
Rifftrax or nothing
There no other way to watch this dreck. The positive reviews are from children. This movie rocks and I'll fight you blabla. Whiners what did you want? Uhhh a Godzilla movie you inept pos. This was not that and America isn't king at making movies based off this and Roland Emmrich career as a whole. Emmrich isn't even American right lol? Sad. What's next the go squad praising Micheal bay? Dumb as rocks
F your limit...
There no other way to watch this dreck. The positive reviews are from children. This movie rocks and I'll fight you blabla. Whiners what did you want? Uhhh a Godzilla movie you inept pos. This was not that and America isn't king at making movies based off this and Roland Emmrich career as a whole. Emmrich isn't even American right lol? Sad. What's next the go squad praising Micheal bay? Dumb as rocks.
Carnival of Souls (1962)
Insanely overrated
I'll admit I watched the rifftrax version. Hey there's such little dialogue they weren't talking over anything. It's like the director just said hey let's get a hot blonde to walk around most of the film looking stupid. Lol one riff was hilarious there was another long boring shot (like most of the movie) and Mike says this shot actually inspired Stanley Kubrick's the shining.. Oh really? Yes, It inspired him to make it good. Sums it up. In 1962 I'm sure it was all the rage... Oh and there's no carnival, at all lol. What a rip off. Then there's the organ music... The minister gets mad she isn't playing good stuff? How can you tell? So many good riffs and what a overrated film. Atmosphere that's about all this had going for it. No plot and no story whatsoever.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988)
Reading the negative reviews funny and sad
Just started watching in 2024. Way too late to the party and what a laugh fest. The negative reviews of people who hate this show are funny and sad. It better not get revived.. Well it did loser lol
These are obviously family, actors or the production crew from these horrible movies being bashed. Crying bc the only attention their movie or children acting /working on it ever got was from being bashed on this hilarious show.
Also the snobs calling it pretentious, while insulting the intelligence of the fans... Then you call the ppl on mst3k elitist? Go pound sand, you're basically a troll with your reviews. What do you like thats so great and talk about pretentious lol? More stupid sounding than anything. Nelson wasn't great compared to Joel, and Mary no should have stayed off the screen I will admit, but there's some weird amount of hate here for Nelson that seems... Personal.
This was a cult show and if you care so much to come here and negatively review it when I'm pretty sure ten ppl watched it when it was on, then you are beyond sad lol.
Alfred Hitchcock Presents: The Gloating Place (1986)
Hilariously bad
Look I love the original AHP and this one I grew up watching as a kid, so I have a special attachment. That being said this episode had some of the worst acting ever, and rewatching it now on chiller. Same low res as the 80s so maybe it just hasn't aged well and needs to be remastered but wow. It should be on mst3k. When the blonde comes to her house and they argue over who got killed. Hilariously bad and when she closes the door saying "you lied" If you don't laugh somethikg is wrong.
A character limit is stupid, especially if you're only reviewing a singular episode lol?
Look I love the original AHP and this one I grew up watching as a kid, so I have a special attachment. That being said this episode had some of the worst acting ever, and rewatching it now on chiller. Same low res as the 80s so maybe it just hasn't aged and need to be remastered but wow. It should be on mst3k. When the blonde comes to her house and they argue over who got killed. Hilariously bad and when she closes the door saying "you lied" If you don't laugh somethikg is wrong.
Immaculate (2024)
Tropes gore and then naptime
Can you stop subjecting us to this woman's face? It's bad enough we have to endure her in euphoria (almost good it's taking so long between seasons) She sucked in white lotus. I mean if you think playing yourself is good (yes, she was a stuckup b*tch lol)
Who the hell is going to buy her as a nun? She's known as the town bicycle lol. Everyone will get a ride, eventually. The pool for good actors is gone they are all too old, just like me right kids?
Hollywood just decides shoddy ppl are actors and throws them in our face. Looking at you Lady gaga and kim K, but pls don't make me actually look. Yuck lol, at least Kim had it before she married that idiot.
Make a quality film with competent actors FFS!!!!!
Better Call Saul (2015)
Way better than breaking bad
Lol the reviews from the idiot mob saying this show sucks, yet praising breaking bad lol. They are the same shows both by Vince Gilligan and Peter Gould. Same style and same flow. Same slow burn and great stories / writing. Hating one and liking the other is.. Silly to say the least. At least this one gets going from the start unlike breaking bad. 8/10 BC's. 7/10 BB.
Lol the reviews from the idiot mob saying this show sucks, yet praising breaking bad lol. They are the same shows both by Vince Gilligan and Peter Gould. Same style and same flow. Same slow burn and great stories / writing. Hating one and liking the other is.. Silly to say the least. At least this one gets going from the start unlike breaking bad. 8/10 BC's. 7/10 BB.
Professione: reporter (1975)
Are you people idiots?
You can't even speak proper English so why are you watching these movies lol? Stick to your Bollywood crap and leave our classics alone. All these great films that are an 8 or more have their rating destroyed by ppl who can't even put on deodorant lol. Or it's just dumb ass kids who think marvel is the epitome of film. Morons, all of you. The usernames and dates of these sad little reviews really tell all. Down vote me all you want. Again, morons lol
You can't even speak proper English so why are you watching these movies lol? Stick to your Bollywood crap and leave our classics alone. All these great films that are an 8 or more have their rating destroyed by ppl who can't even put on deodorant lol. Or it's just dumb ass kids who think marvel is the epitome of film. Morons, all of you. The usernames and dates of these sad little reviews really tell all. Down vote me all you want. Again, morons lol.
I'm sure everything you like is in fact, garbage 😏
Twin Peaks (1990)
Amazing and Lynch at his best
If you're stupid or don't know film making of course you wont like this. I love reading the one stars. Clowns who can't even speak English or write properly, yet they can take the time to attept to write a review of a show they don't like. Hey abberant behavior just like characters in the show you hate, you're a joke of a human lol.
It was rated at over a 9 at one point and now bc of the idiots being born every generation it'll constantly go down. What in 20yrs classic shows like twin peaks will be rated a 6 bc children have no appreciation of anything but marvel?
I'm 38 btw, oh I bet they are still calling me old lol.. Idiots 🤣
Threat Level Midnight: The Movie (2011)
Who are the fans of this show lol? Cubicle dwellers... Clearly
You people rate this stuff like it's better than godfather and other classics more deserving. It's a dumb spoof that had a couple laughs. Also whys it say it aired in 2019? I'm watching the episode from season 7 where they watch it now. Also the show itself isn't funny by season 7,so makes sense!!
Thos who gave this show a nine or ten probably don't even like the original superior UK version. Let me guess you also rate the abysmal last two seasons with paymer a 9/10 too? Dear God lol
The people who gave this show a nine or ten probably don't even like the original superior UK version. Let me guess you also rate the abysmal last two seasons with paymer a 9/10 too? Dear God lol
**** your character limit. If people can't bash things they don't like it's called restricted speech. Jagoff American idiots lol.
Only Murders in the Building (2021)
It still amazes me lol
I still get amazed at these zealot fools who write negative reviews because of language they didn't like? Are you that dumb you can't see it's rated R or MA for coarse language...? Why are you watching stuff you know you'll cry about?
Like knowing there's gay sex and you watch it, then complain lol.. If you're such a prude and your beliefs SUCK why bother watching anything? Talk about entitlement
Anyways the show is ruined by Selena Gomez. The two dudes who are supposed to be actual actors aren't much better here either, so you know this is a stinker. Father of the Bride, there's a true comedy with Steve Martin / Martin Short.
Ted Lasso: Beard After Hours (2021)
Meh
Learned nothing new about beard.. People talked about how this showed some dark side of beard. Not really, he just seemed to be having a bad or unlucky night. The scorcese homage was also noticeable but mean streets wasn't even that great lol?
Learned nothing new about beard.. People talked about how this showed some dark side of beard. Not really, he just seemed to be having a bad or unlucky night. The scorcese homage was also noticeable but mean streets wasn't even that great lol?
Learned nothing new about beard.. People talked about how this showed some dark side of him. Not really, he just seemed to be having a bad or unlucky night. The scorcese homage was also noticeable but mean streets wasn't even that great lol?
Hello Ladies (2013)
Too Bad...
Too bad it didn't work out for Merchant with this. I watched the first season and could see how it would turn ppl off. Lot's of lonely men who probably could relate and not in a good way lol.
Queer as Folk (2022)
Don't even need to
I'm almost done season 2 of the US series. This has to be just a horrible remake, I don't even need to bother watching...
Also some of the dumb reviewers as usual showing their bigotedness lol. Hey Adumb.. There were maybe two characters who acted like 13yr olds on the earlier "iterations".. (way to sound like a pretentious a**!! One was bryan a sex addict and one was a kid who is 17. In your warped mind I guess were all mindless children though lol? It's called enjoying life you prat and prude shill.
Now make sure to put aids in capitals again.. Goof.
Top Gun (1986)
Yikes don't rewatch if you grew up loving it and can be objective
Good score by Harold Faltermeyer and the part Moroder did. I'll listen to it until the day I die.. That's what evokes the memories.. Not the dull af acting and propagandistic bs
Even the aerial scenes have aged horribly. In 86 they were fun, now it's just planes flying around. One gets shot maybe once lol, so like many reviews say. NO REAL ACTION... In an action movie from the 80's ffs.. The 80's!!
I was born in 85 and I hate most stuff made after the 80's but looks like this new sequel will make up for how horribly this has aged.. It's still entertaining for how hammy it is. 6/10.
Queer as Folk (2000)
Good stuff
Straight man, just watching season 1 now and loving it
The obvious sad reviews from incels and other loser men pretending to be gay in order to bash the show is ridiculous. You can't fool anyone lol.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005)
Why is this still on?
If it weren't for devoted fans in philly with nothing better in their lives than a tv show that makes their existence seem worthy this wouldn't last..
this is why I always read negative reviews and glad sensible ppl can agree. This show was funny, once upon a time..
If yelling is acting to you, you're an idiot. If the same story and their excuse for "plot lines" being reused episode after episode is your thing good for you. You're a tasteless fool, probably the same ppl who think this is as good as seinfeld lol. Just wow.
Gasoline Alley (2022)
For the love of god stop Bruce
At least Arnie and Stallone stopped when they knew the jig was up
These action movies are great from the 70's to maybe mid 2000's I'd say 90's was it for great movies and this crap being churned out is proof. Is Bruce under contract or owing money to someone?
Just remember him from Sin city and before... You'll feel much better about your childhood "heroes" lol.
Tournament of Champions (2020)
Laughable
Why is cable and all these crap ads still on?
And the winner is...
Watch five minutes at least of ads lol
Doesn't it get old you plebs? Even if I were streaming it it would still be lame.
Childrens Hospital (2008)
Hilarious for the first five
First five seasons are solid silly, alot of times stupid and absurdist adult swim humor. The last two aren't that great tbh.
Also if you have to call someone stupid for liking it maybe that says more about you. Must be a joy at parties lol
Even our positive reviews are saying the show is stupid, so wouldn't that make you a useless idiot for calling us names? Just sad how ppl are these days. Mindless plebs who can't enjoy anything anymore.
Tim and Eric's Bedtime Stories (2013)
Watch it at least twice
It's Tim and Eric. It needs multiple viewings, not to understand but to embrace the ludicrous and surreal nature of it all. Make sure you have plenty of cannabis on hand, preferably strong sativa edibles too lol..
You can like shows like this and curb your enthusiasm, stuff on BBC, ect. It's ok I think?
Dexter (2006)
It's good but
I'm only on season four and the cracks are already starting to show. The basic police drama aspect of the show is what brings it down.. Didn't like what they did to doakes. Jimmy smitts was enjoyable as always in s03. His narration also gets irritating. You can't kill and expect sympathy, so the whole show your like why? Who do we root for? The cops lol? They're American cops so anyone with a brain isn't rooting for them. The 2x bush voters at the time of airing ate it up I'm sure.. His sister and Rita are useless to annoying. It's good but 8 season of this? Yeah, no.
House of Gucci (2021)
Haha
Lady Gaga in center with a legend Pacino next to her. What a waste, guess he dried up all his funds and needs to work but wow it's sad. Musicians don't get to just decide they are actors. Lady Gaga has and will always suck. Yes children she sucks. You people supporting this are idiots lol.
Guy's Chance of a Lifetime (2022)
Bad
Bad people. Blow hards. One person in particular, bla bla my kid this, my Kid that. Total turnoff and nobody cares
This is bad comedy. Not even bad reality tv, it certainly isn't about cooking like grocery games or diner drives and dives. Stick to that if you value what food networks programming is supposed to be. Don't give this crap the eyeballs.