cowthecows Reviews

Time Addicts (2023)

A decent movie, I would have rated it 6.5 if I had the chance.

[6/10 · 25 April 2024]

I randomly picked this movie to watch and I don't usually do so because it's a gamble. You don't know whether you will be wasting your time (no pun intended) or is going to turn out to be good. This movie turned out to be decent. It's not totally predictable so it will be even more boring but it's not marvelous either. The reason for this probably is because of the: 1. Acting: While the acting wasn't so bad the only bad thing about this turned out to be some scenes when the actors "over-acted" didn't give the feel of an organic, natural way that a sane person would do. This was the boring part as it was pretty predictable what they were going to do... Pick the job, smoke some crack, do some woo woo stuff and get back where it all started. Well, kind of.

2. The Topic.

Time Travel movies have been out since people figured out green screens and the digital cameras shot in a better resolution and I'm not gonna lie, it's getting a little boring. Not with the topic itself but the way it is treated, it is developed and how it ends. This movie however was unique in it's own way (or so I think due to the fact that I haven't seen too many time travel movies).

3. Probably had a budget limit: I'm not talking about the resolution and the actors but it felt like it came from a movie startup, even if it did they did a good job. It wasn't on the Hollywood Standards and that's okay but that's how it felt.

For me it wasn't a complete waste of time. I enjoyed it beyond time travel things and thing that it did best, it kept me entertained ngl. I give this movie a solid 6.5 out of 10. I'm sure they can do better.

Kung Fu Panda: The Dragon Knight (2022–2023)

Could have been better the animation but plot didn't disappoint!

[9/10 · 4 October 2023]

I really ejoyed Kung Fu Panda: The Dragon Knight. It was a beautiful and compelling story of most famous Panda. Kung Fu Panda is just not an animated show but more than it. It has everything that needs to get entertained and keep you hooked into continuing watching the story. The only thing that stood out and probably not for the best, was the animation. It looked like it was made in a game engine which was from the 2005-2010 era but it didn't stop anyone that liked the story to quit. Animation could have been better even since it comes from a great animation studio like Dreamworks and it seems that every Kung Fu Panda movie or short movie which is out of the main line of Kung Fu Panda series doesn't get much attention to animation. I hope only for that we could have something better.

Just because animation is not good it should not stop anyone to not love this masterpiece!

The Boys (2019– )

Had great potential but for now it stands at 3.

[3/10 · 5 March 2023]

The Boys, one of the shows which has been done well in Superhero genre, at least this is what people say when you ask them about any opinion on this show. It is good and it shows a very good plot, about a "superhero" (which to me all of them looked like anti-hero) are run by a company to make billions in dollars by brainwashing regular people (kind of irony they included religion scenes), taking their money and cover they crimes. So the plot is when this dude called Homelander rapes someone's chick and her husband wants to take revenge on this super guy with super power, shooting lasers from his eyes and flies, also has super strength and super durability.

Now this guy who wants to take revenge doesn't have any superpowers but has some super partners which together are in a team for only one objective, KILLING THE HOMELANDER and I can't emphasise this enough because it's the solely reason they start the journey.

So they start their journey and try to take down the Supes and they really despise them. The cast is very good, Butcher being a classic English Man, Serge aka Frenchie a charismatic guy who is very smart and has a dark past, Marvin aka Mother's Milk aka M. M. a military guy who looks tough and is tough and Hughie an average civilian go on a rollercoaster to find the ultimate weapon to kill The Homelander.

The problem this movie has is that Hughie is so weak and he doesn't want to kill but Supes has been doing that without remorse. Why someone who his girlfriend got killed should feel remorse for them? Especially after he bombed Transluncet I was like "okay good stuff". His character development is the best in the show imp because he went from someone who was afraid to someone bold and ready to fight and this is the other moment why show's like this kills ME. It kills the entire existence of ANY good show.

Another thing that kills me is why Deep and A-Train was STILL ALIVE in 3rd season? Why? After deep face-raped Starlight is it okay to continue the show? I DESPISED him. Hated him so much what he did to Starlight in first season and A-Train doing that to Robin and being such a rat.

I don't know what the writers had in their mind but killing Deep and A-Train would have been a WAY better choice for the show. Now it is just a regular mid show.

Invincible (2021– )

Best SuperHero movie animation for a while!

[10/10 · 27 February 2023]

Whoever made this, Thank You, Thank You for making this such a beautiful movie. Thank you for entertaining us. The movie was super cool, the story, the everything. It has a DC style which I LOVE IT!. Dark Stuff and doesn't go at traditional way "superheroes always win". Meritocracy at it best! Whoever is stronger is superior. I love also the song tracks they have chosen for this carton or anime or whatever is it called.

I love the fact that they chose the way of DC and kill superheroes because this is the stuff and no plot armor is there. The animation is kinda lacky though. It lacks and it looks like it's made with a $100 budget + community work but that's okay though because the story and characters stood out. Great job to whoever did this! You a legend!

The Matrix Resurrections (I) (2021)

If I had a chance I'd give it 0 but do I really had the chance?

[1/10 · 14 January 2023]

The Matrix, one of the best and famous conspiracy theory out there. The idea of the humans living in the simulation. Created by people and made it almost reality with The Matrix(1999) a time when something was valued and made just because they can and not because of money.

As the mirror shatters the view of The Matrix: Resurrection shattered all the view people had. Now this movie is crap and what's the point of this movie anyway and the plot holes O. M. G I don't know where to start really... "Neo" gets back like every gah damn superhero and he kicks e everyone faces. And since we talking about faces, they haven't changed some in there haven't they? But the thing is that I won't even be bothered telling all the bs this movie had, I'm really done. Very bad movie, rating -10.

Over the Hedge (2006)

Seen this as a kid and after some years as an adult...

[10/10 · 17 September 2022]

Over the Hedge is just about some animals that need to vegetate in order to survive the winter and by this they need to find some food. Their wake up time coincides with a racoon who lost a bear's food before he would wake up and he has exactly 2 weeks to get back everything he lost. He found some "primitive animals" on the wild and convinces then to find food for RJ.

I have seen this as a kid but I just didn't understand it well and after seeing as an adult, from RJ lying to manipulating it shows everything like in real life. Everything in this movie is just an emotional rollercoaster. To me it honestly tops as one of the best cartoons!!

Great Movie Dreamworks!

Injustice (2021)

Overall Enjoyable, just too fast...

[4/10 · 23 July 2022]

I came to see this movie after some clips of it was shown on some social media and caught my attention. I decided to watch it and honestly it was a nice movie although something seemed off key... the reason for it was actually the rush the directors had given to it.

First rush is Joker kill. Just at the beginning of the movie they just started getting joker moved and then the next thing you know they started blazing and superman accidentally killed his wife and his unborn wife. When I saw that superman killed joker I was like... okay?? What's next??

Next things was trash too, very moved and rush, no emotional building, no reason building just..." I'm doing this just because I can". The movie overall was pretty rushed, there was no building whatsoever, this movie had the potential to be 10 outta 10 if it would be divided into 3 parts at least 40 minutes each.

Then you could have the room for buildup and such. One other thing which bothered me was superheroes killings.... Like literally it led me shocked when I was watching those dead scenes. Does DC just have too much Superheroes or what? And let alone their deaths does not makes sense at all. Dick's death was the most disrespectful one. How can you die just from a metal stick?!

You are a damn superhero the laws of gravity and physics gets defined when you are on a universe like this... Atom death didn't make sense too... The only reason this movie takes 4 stars is just for the action thrill. Plot deserves -10.

Who Am I (2014)

A cyber movie...bad as every cyber movie that was ever created...

[1/10 · 22 April 2022]

Just a lil recap of the movie, so this is this MC who is addicted to computer, finds the world of cyber security and just goes with it, then it makes a hacking group which hacks to multiple state-secured networks and they are big...

The movie was nice it's first 15 minutes, typical hacker boy, social loser, social anxiety, obsessed with a girl (that he calls love), drug taker etc... and I personally thought "ok, nice movie i guess i can enjoy this". But as I just said those words I took them back because this movie is totally weak... Like how come there are some people saying "it's close to realism". ?

The first plot hole of the movie was when he wanted to "hack" the uni server. And he sneaked into uni, he broke the "security" that apparently all doors were opened and he takes his laptop to get the data.... bro he just needed an USB because servers have computer-like keyboard and monitor implemented to connect better with server. Then he broke the server security and got the questions.... Who buys that? He had it easier to break from the outside just getting an RCE(remote command execution).

We move on to the second plot hole. After he gets caught and do some community hours he says to a stranger that he got there because of computer hacking. Seriously bro? Who wrote the script? Everyone who gets their first touches on cybersecurity knows how much risk they poses if you tell someone else about your powers... Even though you haven't done anything illegal is not a good thing to show off and say "I'm a hacker." Sorry kids, everyone who says that are not hackers.

The third plot hole was when we went to the Max's laptop and shut off the electricity... -_- I just totally closed the page as soon as I could.... I knew straight from the popping windows it's gonna be wack... Like bro on movie didn't check wether nmap was installed or not but he just wiped it off as it was there. Even if it was there before, how did he knew??

Movies that are inspired from real life events should be like real life or in contrary they shouldn't even be produced. 1/10.

Scarface (1983)

One of the best movies I can't take eyes off!

[10/10 · 12 December 2021]

I usually dont like old gangsta movies like The Godfather but this one is different. It is more like a tragedy to finish like that. I get always mad that it happened like that since it could have finished way more better but that's just like the real life. I don't get how other didn't liked this movie since it is a perfect 10/10 movie.

How I Met Your Mother (2005–2014)

A Really Great Show But One Thing Just Screwed It Up....

[9/10 · 7 June 2019]

Well we all know how awesome this show is, like for it humor and that makes you laugh so hard. Honestly I haven't seen FRIENDS yet but I got to tell that this is the most Legend.... Wait for it..... dary.... show of all times and from curiosity I have been bumped to: "HIMYM vs FRIENDS" and I would choose HIMYM because besides of it humor it has drama in it that makes it non-commercial and a great show to watch. But as you guys know in that hotness will always be a "but" (Season 3 Spoilers), like they say it on an episode when Ted was dating Cathy(The Parrot girl that spoke too much), and this "but" is the most unfair thing they did it to the most Legend... Wait for it.... daryy.... characters. And I'm talking about the Slap Bet and the 5+ slaps Barney got from Marshall and OMG, even on his wedding.... Like wait up dude.... it doesn't looks funny because it is unfair. This thing really makes me to stop watching the all show know because it remembers me that Barney will not have the chance to slap Marshall back... why they would do in this way anyway.....? I thought I was giving a 10 to this show but this thing really drives me crazy and I will give it a 9....

How I Met Your Mother (2005–2014)

A Really Great Show But One Thing Just Screwed It Up....

[9/10 · 7 June 2019]

(WARNING SPOILERS FROM SEASON 3)

Well we all know how awesome this show is, like for it humor and that makes you laugh so hard. Honestly I haven't seen FRIENDS yet but I got to tell that this is the most Legend.... Wait for it..... dary.... show of all times and from curiosity I have been bumped to: "HIMYM vs FRIENDS" and I would choose HIMYM because besides of it humor it has drama in it that makes it non-commercial and a great show to watch. But as you guys know in that hotness will always be a "but" (Season 3 Spoilers), like they say it on an episode when Ted was dating Cathy(The Parrot girl that spoke too much), and this "but" is the most unfair thing they did it to the most Legend... Wait for it.... daryy.... characters. And I'm talking about the Slap Bet and the 5+ slaps he got from Marshall and OMG, even on his wedding.... Like wtf dude.... it doesn't looks funny because it is unfair, why they would do in this way..... I thought I was giving a 10 to this show but this thing really pisses me off and I will give it a 9....