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Them (2021– )
8/10
Not realistic, but symbolizing real horror
18 February 2023
I believe the reason for the many negative evaluations of this series is that it mixes two genres, and thereby two audiences. People who expected horror were alienated by the close connection to historical (and present) reality, while people who expected realism were alienated by the "weird" elements.

But I think that "Them" actually succeeds extremely well in combining the two genres. The series is not realistic, in that such an excessive pile up of events, each of which is absurdly horrifying in itself, is unlikely to have ever occurred. Not every inhabitant of a white suburb in the 1950s was a foaming-at-the-mouth racist, not every Christian settler in the 19th century was a delusional bigot, and no, a black family with an experience as depicted in the infamous Ep. 5 would not have gotten away only to buy a house in an all-white neighborhood.

But that is not the point. The series is neither "realistic" nor divorced from reality; rather it concentrates the scattered realities of centuries of racism in the US symbolically in the experiences of one black family (as well as another black couple in Ep. 9). In this concentration they are completely over the top, but for the purpose of driving home the point.

And because the series is not realistic but symbolizing reality, the elements of supernatural horror mesh in elegantly. They are not random ghosts thrown in just for the fun of it, but they are the demons haunting race relationships in the US - as another reviewer put it, since its foundation on genocide and slavery. But maybe even preceding that: In one scene in Ep. 9 it is demonstrated how the Bible, the purported ancient manual of everything good and just, can easily be used to justify bigotry, theft, and murder.

The demons depict the legacy of racism as a manifest evil force, which drives white people to appalling acts of harassment and violence, but also threatens to destroy the minds of the oppressed black people to the point of turning on themselves and on each other. In my opinion, this is a brilliant use of the tropes of horror, where evil is usually depicted as coming from outside (the monster, the ghost, the lunatic) and corrupting originally innocent human minds; or so we would like to believe. But maybe it's just that that evil is so profound that we can only imagine it as coming from outside, from "the devil", whether that the reality or not.

I also found it impressive how, in addition of its central theme of racism, "Them" touches almost in passing on a number of other evils: Patriarchal structures, sexual abuse, and misogyny, homophobia, corruption of police and other officials, and the dehumanizing psychiatry of the time. Some have asked what the point of Betty's later side story is. Simple: It shows that someone who is a vicious racist ruthlessly exploiting the power granted by their color can in other contexts be oppressed. That doesn't diminish or excuse their racism, but it illustrates that oppression is not a simple thing with only two sides.

While the comparison to Jordan Peele's work is obvious, personally I didn't feel even remotely as emotionally engaged by his movies as I have been by "Them". What some criticize here, that the horror elements are a gimmick thrown in rather than belonging organically, that was what I actually felt with Peele's films. Especially the acclaimed "Get Out" I found unconvincing, because for me the horror premise doesn't make sense, within the logic of the film itself: Why would white racists want to move their pure white souls into black bodies? I'm also unconvinced by the comparison to "American Horror Story", which I tried to get into several times but failed; to me it seemed overstylized and gratuitous, with no actual persons present.

I felt more reminded of the work of David Lynch, especially "Wild at Heart" and "Twin Peaks". Not in tone, which is entirely different, but because they also examine the idea of connecting human evil to demonic forces. In Lynch's films however this appears more as exactly that, a fascinating idea, rather than as something reflecting reality.

This is a hard series to watch, but I believe it is worth it, especially due to the elegant blending of genres.
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Oculus (2013)
7/10
Interesting to watch after Hill House
12 October 2022
Oculus is interesting to watch after The Haunting of Hill House, because many of the aspects which made the latter great can already be noticed here: The combination of supernatural and psychological horror; family drama and familiar love and loyalty; trauma with both its short- and long-term consequences; the corresponding switches between different time periods; and the split of reactions between the stubbornly "rational" characters and those that trust their own experiences. In a way it's a trial run.

The special Flanagan touch is the way in which he merges supernatural and psychological horror; he fleshes his characters out so that their grief and fear become believable and relatable - beyond the usual treatment of characters in horror movies where they are mainly present to be disposed of. But that's also one of the limitations of Oculus: I love Karen Gillan (Kaylie) in action and comedy roles, but drama is really not her strength. At least she makes her character relatable, in contrast to Brenton Thwaites' completely flat Tim. Anyway, neither of the two main actors has the ability to make the psychological horror come to life.

But it's more than that. The mirror as the source of evil is unimpressive to say the least, just another prop instead of an object of fascination and dread. The quasi-experimental arrangement to obtain "proof" set up by Kaylie is interesting in itself, but further works against building atmosphere, and the running around in an increasingly dark house later on doesn't improve matters. Moreover, this elaborate arrangement poses the question why Kaylie isn't even smarter and more careful? Why use the place of the original tragedy, instead of a larger, more easily controlled space (a barn maybe)? The mirror has a limited radius of influence, so why spend all your time inside it? The failsafe is a neat idea, but it has a fatal flaw which is exposed at the end. The obvious answer, that the characters need to make mistakes in order for the horror to unfold is correct, but it works better in a situation like the one in Hill House, where they make mistakes because they are taken by surprise.

And finally, the switching between time periods, which worked magnificently in Hill House, is more a source of confusion in Oculus. Maybe simply because the director did not have enough time for telling two stories in parallel? It may be no accident that Flanagan has done his best work in the form of a series.

All in all, Oculus is a good effort which is well worth watching, but far from the greatness of Hill House.
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1/10
Misrepresentation of Gnosticism
1 February 2022
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If you're going to dive into Gnosticism, why not do it right? The beliefs are largely correctly reported (though there were many versions). But then they are mixed up with same old pseudo-Catholic boogeyman of demon worship.

Gnostics believed that they were parts of the eternal divine spirit, imprisoned in a material world created by a lesser being. Not necessarily out of malice, but mainly out of ignorance, and through ignorance. Being freed from that prison did not involve human sacrifice and portals, but a path of personal enlightenment (gnosis), not unlike buddhism. They believed in Archons, demons ruling the material world - prison guards - but they certainly didn't worship them. And the Archons didn't need to be let into the world - they own the place!

Even the church fathers who condemned Gnosticism as heresy didn't go this far in misrepresenting it.
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Lexx (1996–2002)
8/10
Can't really say that it's "good", but it is fascinatingly weird.
30 January 2022
Lexx is really weird in a mesmerizing way, especially the first season. Months after watching it scenes pop back into my head.

It is surreal, absurd, ridiculous, dirty, perverted, disgusting, and hypnotic. It is spiritual and psychopathological.

A living space ship that looks like a dragonfly, a theocracy, a dead warrior resurrected, a love slave who is a fighter, a cannibal, mad scientists, a universe of light and one of darkness, a war between a water planet and a desert planet. For a while the plot revolves around a swarm of disembodied android arms which threatens to consume the whole universe by transforming it into more disembodied android arms.

The actors are not particularly great (including the few established ones), but enthusiastic. The sets and special effects are cheap but impressive.

Lexx certainly has cult status, but there's more than the usual "so bad it's good" - it has moments of genuine brilliance. Recommended if you are into weird stuff.
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Paradox Lost (2021)
7/10
Watch out for the lobster people!
17 October 2021
Extremely low budget, but inspired and entertaining. At times I felt reminded of Gaiman's Neverwhere, and there's also some part 12 Monkeys.

Writer / director Dennis Curlett also plays the protagonist's sidekick from the future, and in this role carries the movie. I can't wait to see more of his work.
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Mr. Nobody (2009)
1/10
"Really makes you think!" - not
14 June 2021
There are movies which take complex, abstract ideas and process them into an engaging story and fascinating visuals.

There are other movies which instead are composed of snippets of half-baked pop science and pop philosophy, mixed into... not really a story, but a collection of scenes, and therefore have to rely on tear-jerking to appear engaging.

This is the second kind of movie. It is pretentious in the strict sense of pretending to be something it is not. Unfortunately plenty of people are fooled by it.
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Black Butterfly (II) (2017)
4/10
twisted
21 June 2020
Two twists. the first one is utterly unbelievable. the second is utterly lazy.

decent acting, interesting location. but twisted into an awful mess.
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Eat, Play, Love (2017 TV Movie)
3/10
rampant ailurophobia
29 June 2019
Warning: Spoilers
This movie is deeply biased towards dogs, and betrays a rampant hatred of cats. Cats rule! Stupid dogs!
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Malevolent (III) (2018)
3/10
ghost story turned torture porn
8 October 2018
Starts as a ghost story - all seen before, but well done. Then people start doing stupid stuff. Then the ghost story takes a turn into torture porn - some people may like it (I don't), but it definitely breaks genre and gives the movie a completely different feel. And then people do more stupid stuff. I had expected something not great, but enjoyable. This isn't.
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Tomb Raider (2018)
4/10
They dumbed down a video game?!
9 August 2018
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Most video game adaptations into movies suffer from the fact that there is often not a whole lot of story and character development in games. The Tomb Raider reboot of 2013 is an example of recent advances in gaming: The makers succeeded in getting away from the more simplistic plots before (not that I didn't enjoy them) to show the development of a young woman growing under dangerous circumstances, and they succeeded in developing and fleshing out their own little island-based mythology, with many scenes and places of eerie atmosphere. None of that made it into the movie.

The little pre-story about Lara as a reckless bike messenger is unnecessary and ridiculous. The supporting characters (appearing in the game mainly through cutscenes) were eliminated. The complexity of the island's history and structure and its atmosphere were removed. The mysterious center of everything, the legendary sun queen, was transformed from a powerful witch into a pedestrian disease victim. And the growth of the main character under adversity replaced by "where are you, daddy?"

Boring, uninspired, simplistic script. Decent visuals, OK actors. Watchable, but forgettable. Forget about the puritanical complaints concerning "objectification" and just watch the old Angelina Jolie movies - not great art either but at least fun. Even better, play the game.
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Paranoid (2016)
4/10
acceptable premise, horrible script
4 August 2017
The basic plot is thin and has been done dozens of times. That wouldn't be a problem, if the execution were good. It isn't.

The plot is mainly driven by silly actions. OK, it is about mental problems, but does this mean that every other person has to suffer from them? A detective has panic attacks, is frequently either stunned or out of control, but nobody seems to care or even notice. He takes drugs, gets only worse, but doesn't think to consult his physician. Instead he eats them like candy. A witness refuses to cooperate with the police, but rather goes on to tamper with evidence and kidnap and torture a suspect on his own. Another officer seems to suffer from severe hormonal problems, another is personally involved but doesn't feel the need to excuse himself. In critical situations, officers are utterly unable to deal with criminals, don't seem to be able to use a gun, or just call it in. Oh, and someone feels guilty about and another freaks about some supposedly "pornographic" photos which turn out to be pretty mild erotica. The whole thing feels like it isn't about psychiatry, but takes place in a psychiatric ward. Or maybe it's meant to be a parody, but without the funny bits.

The cinematography is good and the actors decent, considering what horrible script they had to work with. Only Christiane Paul sticks out, but in a bad way, as a completely overacted "quirky" German police officer.
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Lavender (I) (2016)
7/10
slow-burning, well constructed psychological thriller
20 July 2017
This is a slow-burning, well constructed psychological thriller with mystery and supernatural elements. The revelation makes sense, but is not obvious. The acting could have been better, especially on part of the lead actress, but still does the job. The cinematography is beautiful. Other reviewers here seem to have simply picked the wrong film; if you only like action or horror, don't bother with this one.
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Europa Report (2013)
4/10
Interesting premise, but flawed storytelling
27 March 2017
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The basic premise and the story the movie is trying to tell is certainly compelling. However, it is told in a wholly unconvincing way.

The drama arises almost exclusively from hard-to-believe incidents:

– A solar flare destroys communication. Sure, because nobody would expect solar flares to occur.

– The attempt to repair results in the death of one and the almost-death of another crew member, apparently because they performed the repair in a haphazard way and didn't even bother to tether themselves.

– No other attempt to restore communications is made. I guess they didn't have spare parts?

– Radiation from Jupiter makes leaving the craft extremely dangerous. Just leaving when Jupiter is on the other side of the moon didn't occur to anyone.

– A fuel line freezes. Because nobody would expect outer space to be *that* cold.

– When an important event occurs, we are not shown what happens, but the face of the person it happens to.

– Images are mainly derived from cameras installed in the craft. One of them happens to be installed directly behind what appears to be a valve.

– Image distortions are typical of analog signals. Apparently, I in the future video is not transferred digitally.

And so on and so on. One or two of these I could ignore, in sum they make for a deeply annoying experience.
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Palmetto (1998)
5/10
twists need to make sense
1 June 2016
I greatly enjoy movies that play with the viewers' expectations, misdirect, twist and turn the plot. But having twists is not enough in itself, they have to make sense. However surprised and confused one was while watching, if you look back at the story at the end, everything (important) has to add up. The big problem with Palmetto is that it doesn't.

Redeeming qualities of the movie are the usual solid acting of Woody Harrelson, and the utter hotness of Elizabeth Shue and Chloe Sevigny. Rolf Hoppe cast as a French millionaire despite his thick German accent is a fun detail. The cinematography is adequate.
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The Image (1975)
5/10
wooden, cheesy, without chemistry
12 April 2016
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I feel like I have to put something against all the glowing reviews of this film. I acknowledge that it has to be seen in the context of its time, when it probably wasn't possible to produce erotica above the level of B-movies, but still the film is far from being a masterpiece.

The cinematography is adequate, but nothing special. The soundtrack and voice-over narration are cheesy and uninspired. The performances of Carl Parker and Marilyn Roberts are quite wooden. Parker appears more like a brute than a writer and refined member of society, and Roberts is not only cold but also utterly unerotic. Mary Mendum's performance is better, and it is the only thing that carries the movie, in some of her scenes I actually believe her being submissive. But there are other scenes, especially when she lingers ponderingly in front of the cupboard holding the instruments of her torture, where it remained completely mysterious to me what is supposed to be going through her mind.

But the main thing, and to me fatal for an erotic movie, is the lack of chemistry between the protagonists. Anne gets off on pain, but she seems to be indifferent as to who inflicts it on her, and Claire gets off on inflicting pain, but she doesn't seem to care about Anne. And I'm not saying I missed "romantic" or "cuddly" scenes – what I missed was actual interpersonal connection in the S&M scenes. There is a lot of skin contact, fellatio, cunnilingus, vaginal penetration, there is a lot of instrumentation being applied – but I never had the impression that these people truly touch each other. And while I understand Jean's sexual desire for pretty Anne, I don't see at all why in the end he would fall for Claire, who for all her libertinism comes across as extremely closed off.

Oh and finally: Didn't they seriously not have any nicer lingerie in 1970s Paris? Anne's garter belt looks like a few elastic bands stitched together by an amateur.
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10/10
The definitive Hitler movie
29 December 2015
There are many movies about the Nazis, and some about Adolf Hitler as a person. In my opinion, almost all of them fall short of their subject matter; you can't even begin to touch the big catastrophe of the 20th century using an earnest, or a light comedic approach. This is the only adequate Hitler movie, because it shows Nazism for what it was: a bunch of crazy people stuck in a dark hole, fighting the world, each other, and themselves. That is not to say that more serious information about the ideological, social, and economic background of Nazi Germany is not important and useful. But there is another side to German fascism, the utter insanity of it all, and this is shown by Schlingensief in an intensity that no-one before or since has accomplished.
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5/10
Simply doesn't make sense
20 December 2015
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This is supposed to be Avati's masterpiece?! I enjoyed his "Zeder" and because of the higher rating I expected this to be better. It may be in terms of acting and cinematography, but the mystery being told simply doesn't make any sense. One is used to some plot holes in movies of this genre, but here there's nothing but plot holes. For example:

– What were the sisters trying to achieve with their slaughters? What is their violent "Brazilian religion" all about?

– How did the Legnani's "art of agony" fit into this?

– Did the sisters live in the "house of the laughing windows" or in the paraplegic's house? (And btw., why would a brilliant painter like Legnani paint big silly smiling mouths on the house?)

– It appears the townsfolk were somehow in on it, but why? What did they stand to gain?

– If the people didn't want the fresco to be completed, why hire the protagonist in the first place?

– What's with the blonde woman who shows up once on the street and then at the friend's funeral?

– A big guy like the chauffeur is taken down and transported to some canal in a matter of minutes?

– And the "big twist" in the end: The priest is one of the sisters. And I guess he's also the paraplegic. Seriously?! You gotta be kiddin me.

If you want a story in the same vein, but one that actually works, watch "The Wickerman" (1973).
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7/10
Intriguing mystery, good atmosphere, but too many "coincidences"
19 December 2015
This movie presents a well-constructed mystery, with an intriguing start (a writer finds text on his typewriter's ink ribbon) which leads to a series of gradual revelations and a nice climax. The fact that the sinister truth appears to be almost within grasp all of the time, but cannot be reached by the protagonist because of the intervention of various shady figures makes for a good suspenseful and unsettling atmosphere. The one big flaw of the movie is however that the plot relies to an absurd amount on coincidences – this could have been done far better. Still, a recommended movie for everyone that likes a horror-themed mystery.

To all the zombie apocalypse fans giving this movie bad reviews: Stop punishing this film for not being what you expected based on the misleading advertising of its American distributor!
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The Nameless (1999)
4/10
Pointless
22 November 2015
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I don't know which movie other reviewers have seen, but this is far from scary. There are neither jump-in-your-seat scenes nor is there a brooding atmosphere; the main feeling is depression, mixed with a bit of boredom on my part. Apart from the last 20 minutes or so, there isn't anything much happening anyway. It starts veeery slowly, and only picks up the pace a tiny bit later. For about a third of the movie, it isn't even clear what the story is, there is no discernible plot apart from a grieving mother and an ex-cop who has also suffered. Then there is a story, but a very disjointed one with too many characters (what was the point of this guy Tony and his tattoo?), none of which are being developed to any extent. One might think it all builds up to a horrifying climax, but no, at the end there's just a comically smug uberbaddie, and the "purely evil" girl does nothing but shoot him and herself. – On top of that, there's the typical "scary movie" silliness, one guy goes in alone and gets killed, then the cop goes in and gets killed, then the mother goes in alone, all without calling the police. WTF?! – On a positive note, the cinematography is okay (does everything have to be in tones of gray nowadays though?) and the main actors are decent (though far from brilliant). – There are two things which can make a scary movie good: Genuinely frightening moments, or a compelling idea; preferably both. Here there is neither.
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Open Windows (2014)
8/10
Under-appreciated
9 December 2014
I really don't see how this movie deserves so many bad reviews. At the very least, it is interesting formally and esthetically. It gives a whole new meaning to the classic drama concept of unity of time and space: About 80% of the action takes place within the confines of a laptop computer screen, and the rest is confined to other screens; most of it takes place within a few hours, and the rest is introduced via video playback.

The production design, which in this case is actually UI design, is beautiful. The acting is nothing special but adequate. The thriller aspect has its interesting twists and turns, but that's not really the point. I do not believe the social commentary should be taken too seriously either. The point of the movie is providing a reflection of how media construct the world, and today's media are digital and delivered via the internet. If you don't just like to be taken on a ride, but if you appreciate if it's done in a smart way, give this one a chance.

Oh, and of course: God bless Sasha Grey!
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7/10
not brilliant, but interesting
24 December 2008
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This movie doesn't really work, which is a pity, because it involves a lot of interesting ideas, put together in quite an eccentric and idiosyncratic way. Richard Kelly seems to pursue in his movies his private obsessions, which surely can go deeply wrong, but which nonetheless is the presupposition of anything interesting happening at all.

Some people have written that this film has nothing in common with "Donnie Darko": that's clearly wrong. At the center of both movies is the idea of meeting oneself as something threatening the foundations of reality, and how it has to be either avoided at the cost of personal sacrifice (Donnie Darko) or triggers the apocalyptic end of the world (Southland Tales). Of course, while "Donnie Darko" is the dark, introverted private tragedy of its main character, "Southland Tales" is set on a much larger scale, including many persons and society at large.

Richard Kelly is surely talented and has a weird sense of humor. (I loved the character of Krysta Now, the poet-porn star advocating "teen horniness" who "doesn't do anal" because it fosters violence in the world.) However, he still needs to work on his writing and directing abilities to achieve something truly great in the future.

One recommendation: Read the graphic novel too, preferably at first -- it's not a "prequel" in the strict sense, but the first part of the story itself, and it adds an additional layer to it by exposing the contents of Santaros' and Now's movie script "The Power".
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Sunshine (2007)
2/10
Amazingly executed complete and utter crap
31 October 2008
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It's amazing at how many levels this movie succeeds to totally fail. Not enough that the basic premises of the story don't make that much sense, or that many of the things that happen are not only scientifically absurd, but also inconsistent with themselves. As a plus, the plot is driven by unintelligible decisions and sudden accidents, and finally the appearance of some kind of charred monster from hell, which only due to the heroic self-sacrifice of the last remaining characters can be stopped from sealing the fate of mankind. (Pathos!) The characters are shallow, not much more than a face, a name, and maybe a profession, which doesn't give the good actors involved much of a chance to perform well. All of this is decorated with some pseudo-philosophical allusions (the sun is dying = god is dead, is that supposed to be the point??) and plenty of pretty-but-pointless computer-generated images. And of course references to genre films (2001, Alien, Silent Running,...) which only remind the viewer of the fact that science fiction movies can be intelligent, engaging, inspiring and entertaining -- but this one isn't.
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10/10
Schlingensief's definitive movie on the "reunification"
7 September 2008
This film has to be understood in the correct context; Schlingensief did not try to make a splatter movie, he just uses elements of the splatter genre, just as in other movies he used pieces of "new German cinema", neorealism, and so on. His objective I think was to make a truthful film about the so-called German reunification, and if its weird, confusing, brutal, tasteless, and very badly acted, this only adds to its truthfulness, because that is what the "reunification" actually was like. Christoph Schlingensief made the first honest and adequate film on this event from Germany's most recent history, and up to date it remains the only one.
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