Grindhouse (2007)

Jonathan Loughran: Jasper (segment "Death Proof")

Quotes 

• Abernathy : I was wondering if my friends and I could take the car out on our own just to see if we feel comfortable in it.

  Jasper : Why would I do something stupid like that?

  Abernathy : To better sell your automobile.

  Jasper : How do I know you're not just gonna steal it?

  Abernathy : Four reasons. One: we are not thieves. Two: that would be rude. Three: we are staying at the Day's Inn in town, you can check with them, we are registered for the next month. Well, Zoe's not, but Kim and I are so we are totally track-downable.

  Jasper : Who's Kim? The colored girl?

  Abernathy : Yes, Kim would be the girl of color. And four, and most importantly, that will give you a chance to get to know our other friend, Lee.

  [points out Lee] 

  Jasper : She looks kinda familiar

  Abernathy : That is because she is a famous movie star. We are making a Hollywood movie here in town

  Jasper : Why's she dressed like that?

  Abernathy : Because it's a cheerleader movie and she's one of the cheerleaders.

  Jasper : What's a cheerleader movie?

  Abernathy : A movie about cheerleaders.

  Jasper : Is it a porno?

  Abernathy : [looks at Jasper]  *Yes*! But don't mention it. She's shy.

• Abernathy : Hello sir! What's your name?

  Jasper : Jasper.

  Abernathy : Hello Jasper, I'm Abernathy.

  Jasper : Aber- what?

  Abernathy : Abernathy.

  Jasper : But what's your first name?

  Abernathy : That is my first name.

  Jasper : What kind of first name is that?

  Abernathy : You know what, why don't you just call me Abby.

  Jasper : Okay.