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6/10
Light hearted, better then the reviews have you believe.
Sleepin_Dragon3 November 2018
I have read plenty of reviews where people are comparing this to 1975's, I don't think that's fair, as the interpretation of the novel is very different. The original film was very much a horror, this is a comedy with virtually no horror at all, but a definite vibe of political correctness.

It is obviously too sweet and syrupy for many, but it does have good points. It's loaded with irony, it's not laugh out loud humour, it's more tongue in cheek, with some good humour, mainly at the expense of little men. I liked the performances, Glenn Close and Bette Midler especially. It wasn't Kidman's finest hour, although she wasn't bad, just didn't get the best material to work with.

On the debit side, Matthew Broderick doesn't exactly shine, but worst of all is the lack of any horror vibe, it doesn't really have any suspenseful moments of any note.

It's a nice vanilla comedy, those looking for horror must avoid. The original movie is way better. 6/10
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5/10
Good, Semi-comic Setup which Makes an Awful Left-turn.
nycritic17 March 2005
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The fact that the book actually has a comic undertone indicates that even when the feminism of the story has dated badly, it could be done quite well as a wicked, even mean-spirited black comedy of sorts. As a matter of fact, the great opening montage with its Danny Elfman-like music and portraits of women in the 50s suggests this is exactly what it is aiming for: skewering American complacency, Ozzie and Harriet, and the notion of the Perfect Wife.

For the first hour, we're swiftly introduced to Joanna Eberhart (Nicole Kidman, channeling Faye Dunaway from NETWORK and brilliant at the moment she gets canned from her network for having gone too far with her reality shows) and Walter Kresby (Matthew Broderick, emasculated but not as mean as the novel's version), Bobbie and David Markowitz (Bette Midler, her usual loud self and true to the novel's depiction of the character and Jon Lovitz, also emasculated, a little underwritten), and a gay couple, Roger Bannister (Roger Bart, flamboyant and catty, almost walking away with the movie) and Jerry Harmon (David Marshall Grant, appropriately subdued). We also get to meet the Stepford residents, of which Claire Wellington (Glenn Close) stands out as she maniacally tosses around her 1950s uber-femininity as if her life depends on it and nearly comes off as a drag queen. Claire is married to Mike Wellington (Christopher Walken, playing himself as usual). Other residents include Faith Hill in a small but funny part as a Stepford wife who seems to malfunction quite a bit. This quasi black comedy of manners works well for its setup.

Until the 60 minute mark.

It's then that everything that made the novel work falls apart. Logic goes out the window, the plot supposedly becomes a mystery, and then magically there's a twist at the climactic moment which is only there to please a crowd of people who would not accept the original, ironic ending and one whom no one would have seen coming. When you cop out so openly as this movie does (you can actually feel the exact moment when the story, so far good, punches out and goes into autopilot) you're insulting the public's intelligence. And that's not a good thing to do. It just indicates a high level of laziness usually reserved for cheap exploitation movies or dumbed-down franchise sequels, not for something as high-profile as this.
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4/10
Too lightweight for its subject matter
mstomaso16 November 2005
The original film, and the great novel that preceded it are worthy of a better treatment than this lighthearted, anti-suspenseful, Hollywood variety show. What's more, the excellent veteran cast, the catchy soundtrack and the expensive production values could have made this into the socially serious, poignant and yet funny contemporary masterwork it should have been. Instead, we are left with a film whose campiest moments are clichés and whose point seems to be love conquers all - even the sexism, genderism and masculocentrism still rampant in American Society today! I never expect comedies to do a particularly good job with continuity and logic, but some of the continuity problems in this film are really pretty amazing. Plot twists are, after all, supposed to change the COURSE of the plot, not its basic premises. I'm dying to tell you about it, but I won't write a spoiler.

Here are the basics: Nicole Kidman and Matthew Broderick are a successful couple whose marriage has been suffering a bit because of the stress of their work-lives. Nicole, a TV executive famous for post-feminist male-bashing shows gets fired for no particular reason and they couple decides to move away to Stepford, an exclusive community populated by people who seem to have no particular troubles of any kind, or even jobs for that matter. Some of the first things Matthew Broderick realizes about Stepford is that all of the women are beautiful, and everybody is marvelously happy with a few possible exceptions - his own wife, Bette Midler and a gay liberal whose partner has been sucked into republicanism. Predictably, these three conspire to resist the happiness all around them and investigate the mystery of the Stepford men's club.

I've described the first quarter of the film. Although the central plot is interesting and strong, the lack of even a shred of seriousness detracts very heavily from it - even from a comedic point of view. If this film hadn't made me disinterested, the feminist in me would have simply been angry over the missed opportunity this film represents. Moreover, it is possible to see this film as a justification of the 'blame the victim' mentality so often prevalent in contemporary culture.

Most of the cast seems equally unengaged. They sometimes seem to be playing roles in different films - interacting with each other poorly and playing their roles with no particular goal in mind. I can only fault the director here. Broderick and Kidman are, as usual, very watchable, but even Nicole seems to be unsure what her character is supposed to be portraying at times. Bette Midler is fine, as are Walken and Glenn Close. Close was actually, IMO, the show stealer - making the film tolerable with her excruciatingly irritating and very dominant presence.

While not a complete travesty, I can not recommend The Stepford Wives.
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2/10
The Stepford Wives (2004)
mswatsoninc24 December 2004
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I found out they were doing a remake of "The Stepford Wives" while surfing on IMDb.com, and when I saw the cast, I was intrigued at what an eclectic bunch they had assembled...Nicole Kidman, Glenn Close, Christopher Walken, Matthew Broderick, Bette Midler, John Lovitz (huh?), and Faith Hill (double, huh?). Given that Lovitz and Midler were in the mix, I could only assume that they were going to give it a comedic horror edge...interesting, I thought. This didn't make me rush to the theater and be the first one in line on opening day, mind you, but, I did find the prospect interesting. Well, this is proof positive that a great cast doesn't a wonderful movie make, and that classics should never be at best remade, and at the very least "tweaked" and remade.

On a recent trip to San Francisco, and with a 5:00 am flight the next day, I thought the best way to spend my final evening is catching up on all those films I didn't see in the cinema. "The Stepford Wives" was available on the hotel movie list, so I thought, "Why not?" When the very first scene involved a "reality TV" exec (Kidman) launching proposed new shows, complete with a Meredith Viera cameo, I knew I was in for an odd night. Still undaunted, I continued watching. What followed was one of the most over-hyped, ludicrous, inconsistent, and down right stupid hour and forty five minutes I've ever wasted. It wasn't funny. It wasn't scary. It wasn't even "Mommie Dearest"-let's-treat-it-as-camp-bad. It wasn't necessary.

Kidman creates one of the most boring and unimaginative characters in recent memory. It just leads me to believe that, Oscar win for "The Hours" or not, the jury is still out on her. Matthew Broderick is completely wasted as her mousey husband who packs the family up and moves them to Stepford. Bette Midler plays the bawdy feminist author with wisecracking husband (John Lovitz) in tow. I can only imagine that the writers thought that their appearance on the screen would be funny enough because NOTHING they said could make me crack a smile. A little bit of John Lovitz goes a long way. You had the token gay couple present, updating "Stepford" to the 21st century...Log Cabin paired with flaming queen...how funny...twenty years ago. If you blinked, you'd have missed Faith Hill. Given this was her big on screen debut, maybe we should just consider her lack of dialogue a gift. Christopher Walken must have an outstanding debt with the studio that produced this disaster...that's the only logical explanation that justifies his presence at all. And Glenn Close...talented and old reliable, Glenn Close...if there is a notable performance in this idea gone awry, it's hers. But, even her quirky performance turns embarrassing when this train wreck finally winds down.

Which leads me to the biggest problem I have...its inconsistency. Are they robots, or are they women with a chip in their head? One simple way to avoid this problem is PICK ONE OR THE OTHER. Don't have a woman spit out money from her mouth like an ATM, or have Faith Hill "blow a fuse" with sparks flying out of her ears in one scene, then follow it with a simple "off" switch making them all normal again. Even with the largest suspension of disbelief available, this is an amateurish plot error that stands out like a Southern Baptist at a bar Mitzvah. It's almost as if they had them be normal at the end because test audiences didn't want to deal with the fact that Bette Midler wasn't going to have anymore screen time once she blew up. It was horrible, and an insult to even the most casual of moviegoers.

I suppose that Hollywood has come to the conclusion that if the cast is big enough, you can feed them whatever trail of dog sick you like once the audience has bought their ticket and sat down. If this is the new trend, then do us all a favor...leave the classics alone. Fire your "writers" and hire a chimpanzee to write the scripts...at least they work for bananas--meaning the price of admission might go down.
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A film made by a focus group, rather than anyone artistic
sebpopcorn19 September 2008
Standing alongside The Wicker Man as the worst remake ever this really is a pile of utter nonsense. The original had a good story to tell but this one is just a joke.

Nicole Kidman would seem to be the perfect choice for a robotic woman, I've never seen her show any emotions whatsoever. You can't really blame the cast, the script is so poor that even the best actor would struggle to convey any meaning in their lines.

The studio weren't too happy with the downbeat ending so ordered a change, and then another, and then another. This ensured that this movie has a happy smiley ending and the fact that it makes NO SENSE whatsoever didn't seem to worry them because in their minds we the viewers are basically vegetables that just need to be exposed to some flickering images for about an hour and a half.

An entire army of producers cut this one up and made an absolute mess of it, it's barely even a proper film let alone a coherent story. You know what's really frightening though? It still gets a 5 star rating (at the time of writing) so most people think this trash is average.

Even for bad movie fans there's just nothing to enjoy, the whole film is atrocious and the fact that it is a remake of a good film just plunges the knife in deeper. Deserves a spot in the bottom 100.
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7/10
Not what you think.
dw817714 November 2019
First off if you are going in to see this based on the original movie or the book than you will definitely give this little to zero stars.

Thus I think is why the rating on it is so low. Everyone is basing it upon the edge-of-your-seat thriller that came out so many years before it.

But - if you come to see it with an open mind as a very silly science fiction movie and parody, definitely a comedy, then you're going to come away with a greater peace of mind and a chuckle in your chest.

It stars major characters such as Nicole Kidman, Matthew Broderick, Bette Midler, Glenn Close, Christopher Walken, Jon Lovitz, Faith Hill, and Larry King just to name a few. And it's fun and funny.

It is =NOT= a serious film like the first one was. The first one was epic, a real mystery, a real slow burn, a must watch film. And if you haven't seen it yet, don't spoil yourself by watching this first. No, go to see THAT one first, then this one as a very sweet after dinner dessert.

For this particular incarnation is like a sugar coated Easter egg with a bite already taken out of it, dripping with gooey sweetness to show you how silly and completely off the wall it is. It is not in the least bit scary.

Place this more along the lines of PLEASANTVILLE and you have a more accurate picture on the theme, plot, and general and overall feeling of the film. --dw817 (11-13-19)
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1/10
Horrid :(
fosthoff14 May 2006
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It completely missed the point of Stepford Wives! The book and original movies were supposed to be thought-provoking suspense/horror genre not some silly sexual chick-flick. The point was to make people think "Do men really want their wives to just be gorgeous slaves with no real interests?" Also, the fact that they actually kill the wives makes it even creepier. This movie had none of that, and it didn't make any sense. The women in this film were supposed to just have been made over with brain chips in them right? So how did they spit money from their mouths and have their boobs adjusted with a remote control? If you read the book and want to see the movie, watch the original and skip this one.
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7/10
Weird but still enjoyable
AngelHonesty22 March 2021
I have not seen the original film nor the book, therefore I have nothing to compare the movie to. I had no idea what to expect, but I liked what I found. There was no disappointment with the cast, the actors made the movie flow nicely. The movie was a bit fast paced, not letting you get too attached to the characters. There wasn't anything deep or scary about it. I liked the fact that the film came off light and comical. My favorite thing about the entire movie is how quirky it was while brushing it off with comedy. It was a very unusual story, but I think that's what makes it so interesting. The only thing I really did not enjoy about the movie is how the main message seemed to be "Woman are superior to men". To me that is just being sexiest against men, what happened to equality and gender does not matter? Even though the film had the theme of "woman rule" it was still funny and entertaining to watch.
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3/10
Alpha Bits
moonspinner552 July 2005
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Ultra-modern reworking of Ira Levin's 1972 bestseller (and the 1975 film-counterpart starring Katharine Ross) about a Connecticut suburb filled with perky, beautiful housewives and their boorish, piggy husbands. Nicole Kidman is very good as the newcomer in town whose husband (a rather stolid Matthew Broderick) immediately joins the Men's Association. Abandoning the sly dark humor of the original movie, this rather bombastic version (and brief at just 92 minutes) shows heavy signs of post-production tinkering. There are all sorts of things wrong with this picture, starting with the hedging-of-bets pertaining to the mystery behind the wives (which might've been wildly successful if the filmmakers had stuck to their original vision). Kidman's children disappear at camp, are brought home (off-camera), and then disappear again; a Stepford bunny coughs up money like an ATM machine (which fails to jibe with Men's Association honcho Christopher Walken's "home movie" explanation near the finish); while an outlandish twist near the finale leads to a teeth-grinding tag featuring a Larry King cameo that calls into question director Frank Oz's competence behind the camera. The opening 30-minutes are decent, but the thicker the plot gets the more ridiculous the movie becomes. Screenwriter Paul Rudnick stayed mum on this disaster, but Oz has since said he didn't follow his instincts and allowed producers to dictate his decisions (one of them being the ending, which was reshot after test audiences nixed the first cut). Lots of promise here for a terrific satire, now a chapter in the filmmaker's handbook on how not to remake a success. *1/2 from ****
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7/10
What do you want, egg in your beer?
karen577830 November 2015
This movie is just an excuse for a bunch of jokes about sexism, which is exactly what we wanted. The jokes are good and the humor is never scatological. The characters are fairly well drawn though hardly complex. On the whole it is above average for a genre, the cutesy remake, which tends to be horrible.

If you have any ideas about how you would do a new Stepford Wives you will probably be disappointed and annoyed. There is relatively little social commentary or suspense, in fact the only suspenseful scene is just funny. The hows and whats of what the ladies are isn't really addressed much, in part because it would be more disturbing than this movie wants to be. On the other hand, it never breaks character, so you can just cruise comfortably to the end, laughing every minute or so.

As a professional horticulturist, I must mention the plantings and flower arrangements. The orchids were just becoming available at grocery stores and the gladiolus in the "plantings" must have been hand placed in some cases, cause they don't grow in graceful sprays. Someone did an awesome job.
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1/10
Wasted Opportunity - Spoiler, but this is one pre-spoiled film.
NoHipperThanThou10 January 2005
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The original was chilling and fascinating, and the main complaint one could have about it is that the production values were kind of low and so clearly 70's-dated. A remake was a great idea (so many times... not so much).

And they wasted it... squandered it, with this piece of "who cares" garbage. No point of view, no consistency in commentary on what women do to themselves in general/men's expectations of women, and worst sin of all... for all the gazillion dollars, and gazillion hours of effort this movie had to have absorbed... it denies its own reality. Too many instances to name, but the worst offender is it couldn't even decide if the wives were killed and turned into robots, or if they were altered by a chip that could then be reversed so you could tack on the b.s. "happy ending" that was tacked onto this film. All the effort that went into making Nicole Kidman's character's replica, and all the camera time given to the creepy image -- both in the film and in the trailers... and the replica clearly wouldn't have been used according to the rules of the universe within the film, so why have it? Sorry for the spoiler, but this !@#$*&*&&*)( film is already spoiled. And it reeks. I'll never get those two hours of my life back again. God, a remake could have been so cool.
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10/10
I loved it
katelhx12 January 2018
I never saw the movie as a remake more like a new version just for the laughs. I think is really funny, the kind of comedy that were good. People forget the movie is not to make an exactly or same genre as the original, it was made to be ridiculously funny. Let's pretend that the first movie does not exist, is this one still bad? Of course not, because the story would be 100% original, although it is ridiculous in certain aspects. But because there is an original version people can not avoid comparing them. Which I find stupid. As I said, the idea of this new version was not to be the same as the first one. Go watch the movie and enjoy it because is good.
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6/10
The Stepford Wives Remix.
FiendishDramaturgy12 January 2005
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This review contains spoilers for both this movie, and the original, "The Stepford Wives."

Even a horror comedy can have a cohesive story line. This story is more than convoluted. It's bastardized. It's completely lost.

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE this movie. It's fun and it's funny, and there are some strong moments between Kidman and Broderick. Everyone put in good performances. But the direction was non-existent. I mean, come on. They didn't transplant the brains into robotic bodies. They simply couldn't make up their minds as to what they wanted to DO. So we ended up with a horrible mess. A fun mess, but still a mess.

I totally believe that whole transplant device was invented after the fact and was never a part of the original storyline. I read the reviews and movie news and this movie was plagued with problems. Script problems, personality problems, emotional problems, set problems; you name it.

And it definitely shows.

In the original movie (don't know, don't care who saw it), the wives were murdered in pure cold blood, and replaced by robots. In the remake, they wanted a lighter theme than the cold-blooded murder of these women, so after filming the women like they were going to be robots, they began shooting them like they were altered, rather than replaced.

In the remake, they wanted desperately for the women to be able to be "changed back," to be given their minds again. They wanted to redeem the male species of these atrocities of the original work, and thereby, they ruined their whole effort.

The story got more than lost between all the arguing between producers and staff, etc. and this hodge-podge is what we got stuck with.

They cut the Bette Middler/lawnmower scene because they changed their story line half way through the movie and no longer wanted to portray her as THAT robotic, but more "altered" instead. It didn't work. Once they gave us a human ATM machine who was controlled with her own personal remote, it was too late to turn around and sell the audience on the whole watered-down chips-in-the-brain premise (which was lame as all H3LL anyway), and expect us to buy it.

So basically, they just said screw it, slapped it together and handed it to the fans.

The movie made no sense because the movie was the first half of one movie, and the second half of a totally different movie.

They should have sacrificed some of the low-brow humor for a more intelligent pass on this film, IMO. Had they had the cajones to actually "ring the bell" (by killing off the wives as in the original) with this attempt, the Bette Middler/Lawnmower scene could have been left in and this movie would have made a lot more fans happy.

The one thing I *did* find refreshing was the inclusion of the first gay Stepford couple. It's about time Hollywood moved in to include everyone and not just the purely redneck, white bread, mainstream, over-christianized Americans. Nice touch. Too bad the rest of the movie wasn't as progressive.

Although I highly recommend watching the original over this one, it's still a fun endeavor, however, and rates a 6.1/10 from...

the Fiend :.
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3/10
3/10 Awful! Bad editing, no continuity, and Broderick can't act.
yak-yak30 June 2004
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I despise this movie. Most bad movies I simply dislike. Plot: Interesting concept, could have been fruitful, but wasn't. Script: There were two funny scenes, the rest was boring. For the record though, the audience (though not many in number) seemed to laugh a lot. Generally, the script was passable. Still, after the first half, every minute seemed like five to me. Acting: Broderick and Close really didn't do a good job. It was just sub-standard for a professional actor. Editing: I could actually see where they had cut some scenes together. You know, where a person is standing still and their image suddenly shifts sideways. Now, for the real kicker, the one thing that gets my blood hot. Continuity: This movie committed one of the unforgivable sins of the big screen: Mutually Exclusive Realities. Without providing spoilers, I'll say that the movie entertained one reality for the purpose of the body of the film, and changed that reality for the convenience of the end of the film. This was the cherry on the sundae. Oh my. It was so bad. 3/10
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As Bad As It Gets
gosh71727 November 2004
This movie is a perfect example of what is wrong with the state of movies today. The original was a gem, with excellent acting by Katharine Ross, Paula Prentiss, and Patrick O'Neal. It was part horror story, part feminist cautionary tale. Most of all, it was BELIEVABLE! You got the feeling these were real people, and that all this could really be happening--and with a minimum of "special effects". The dialogue was pretty intelligent, the plot twists weren't given away in the first 15 minutes, and the ending was a real shocker. You cared about the female characters in the movie--you cared about Joanna's plight, and rooted for her to escape her planned fate.

The current version could only--and was probably meant to--appeal to the lowest common denominator of movie-goer. In this film, the women are just as bad as the men--you don't give a damn what happens to them; that's how annoying the characters are. The laughs are cheap and lowbrow, vital plot elements of Ira Levin's novel are missing, and the acting is just plain bad.

You know what? I'm getting annoyed just writing about this dreck. If you have any taste, any sense, any feeling for good films, any aversion to wasting good money on bad movies--stay far away from this one!! See the original, and appreciate the stunning subtlety of a thinking person's movie, well-made and well-acted.
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1/10
A MUST TO AVOID
marcosaguado13 June 2004
Bryan Forbes got ir wrong the first time round, using his wife Nanette Newman, to play the perfect Stepford wife, but compared to this 2004 rendition of the wonderful Ira Levin work, the original is a masterpiece. The script is of the cheapest kind. Little TV jokes and no characters. Nicole Kidman, a superb actress, throws herself into the part but there is no part. Bette Midler, always a welcome relief, goes through her changes withous allowing us to understand or care how, when or why. Glenn Close, one of my favorites, does an embarrassing impersonation of a someone impersonating a Stepford wife. Who's idea was the gay couple? Please! It is, without question, one of the most ill conceived ideas ever put on film.
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7/10
Seen the original and tried this
krismcewan12 November 2005
OK i have seen the original when i was a kid and i must admit that film has always been a favourite. Not for the acting and not for the special effects but for the story and concept. (shy to admit never new it was a book until recently) Anyway seeing the new film has provided a good update. The gay insert if not a bit PC was rather funny and worth it.

Nicole Kidman has done a good job and well Chris W was as diverse as he will ever be and it is always a pleasure to see him act.

The story itself had not changed much until near the end.

It was a good film not brilliant but me being a good old fashioned male and liking Scifi and action there was a bit less that i expected.

Never the less its a film to sit down with the Missus and watch.
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1/10
What an awful flop!
maryflowers12 July 2004
I very rarely write comments here about films I didn't enjoy but this is different. This film boasts a cast that will be pulling people in cinemas. My advice is: don't bother. It's just the most boring, predictable, badly planned and executed piece of celluloid I've ever seen. It's as if Frank Oz had a good idea but got bored half-way through realising it. I haven't seen the original but surely the actors who got involved in this read the script of the remake? They can't have based their participation on the Seventies film, surely. Because the 2004 remake is full of awful cliches, bad jokes (OK, there are a couple of good lines but that's about it) and it is so empty of ideas that it makes you want to shout to the screen. If the actors playing in this film were unknowns there is NO WAY anyone would have gone to see it. It's just a parade of famous names (some good actors, some average) that sleepwalk through a dreadful script. It can't even become a cult classic - it's THAT average. 1/10 for me and that's being lenient.
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7/10
Funny Comedy, With Some Good Moments
claudio_carvalho21 April 2005
Joanna Eberhart (Nicole Kidman) is a successful woman, presenting a famous show in television. However, after an incident in her show, she is fired and has a nervous breakdown. Her husband Walter Kresby (Matthew Broderick) decides to move with their children and her to Stepford, Connecticut, Massachussets, to a private and fancy compound. The place is wonderful, and the women are very beautiful and perfect housewives, and after a short period living there, Joanna discloses the truth behind such perfection. "The Stepford Wives" is a funny comedy, having a magnificent cast and some good moments. There are many good lines, like for example, when one woman has a "problem" in a party and somebody says: "-She is drunk."; and Bette Midler's character immediately says: "-She is blonde". Or when one of the designers mentions that he worked at AOL, and Joanna says: "-Is that why the women are so slow?". Unfortunately, I have never watched the original adaptation of Ira Levin's book mentioned in many reviews, but anyway I found this 2004 version a good entertainment. My vote is seven.

Title (Brazil): "Mulheres Perfeitas" ("Perfect Women")
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2/10
This movie has so many levels...
antialias113 August 2004
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...on which it fails. (MINOR SPOILERS AHEAD)

The story: It makes absolutely no sense (as some others have pointed out, this is due to the re shooting of the end to make it more palatable to the average sissy audience). But I realize that if they had tried to stay conform with the new ending then they would have to take out ALL the visual gags. Now, I am not a huge fan of making everything air-tight logical, but what they wanted the audience to swallow here in contradictions makes star wars seem like a factual documentary in comparison. So why make a write off even more of a write off by adding a non-fit ending? I don't know. What can you do when the story falls apart? In what types of movies can you just sit back an ignore logic errors? A screwball comedy? A kill-fest? A psycho-nightmare? A super hero movie? None of these surface, so we are stuck with a terribly written movie (that had an ultra-thin story to begin with) trying to take itself seriously.

The humour: There was barely any. A shot at AOL here, and pun on Microsoft there. A bit of over-the-top depiction of a conservative's wet dream. Not nearly enough to make this a 'fun' picture.

The suspense: There is none. The entire story is evident after the 'square dance scene' (15 minutes into the picture) - and I hadn't seen any trailers nor the original. BTW: That isn't square dance what they are doing - but I digress (I was young, I needed the money ;-) ).

Actors: Bette Middler did surprisingly well. Although she usually gets on my nerves she plays an attitude similar to her role in 'ruthless people' -something which suits her. All others looked bored out of their skulls. Kidman? Lets not go there. She's just not an actress. How she ever got a leading role I'll never understand. Brodderick has had better days, as had Loviz. Glen Close? I almost felt sorry for her, having to deliver that totally contrived ending monologue full of contradictions. I have to applaud her for getting A MILLION VOLTS THROUGH HER LIPS AND NOT EVEN A SMUDGE MARK TO SHOW FOR IT. The 'plan' she has does exactly the opposite of what she wanted to do from the very start. Sheesh, They must have fired the continuity guy/girl after the first day and forgotten to refill the job. Walken? He was OK, but I have seen him MUCH better. I hope he loses that 'I shat my pants'-walk. It looks like Jack Palance in his last movies. Maybe it's the same medical condition?

The computer graphics: Texture mapped boxes without shadows or depth as houses? Puhleeese. I could do better on my laptop in half an hour. The robot-dog looked ridiculous.

Resume: 2 out of 10 (because I actually sat through it. The movie DOES hat a good point going for it! At 93 minutes it is mercifully short.
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6/10
fluff gone wild
blanche-210 January 2005
If you spent $10 for this movie, you would undoubtedly want 8.50 of it back. As it is, I spent $3.95 on movies on demand and felt cheated.

This is an extremely flimsy movie drenched in color with a fantastic cast that falls short of being either scary or funny. One certainly expects more - a lot more - from Paul Rudnick. There were a lot of missed opportunities here, due to the fact that the film couldn't figure out what it wanted to be.

Glenn Close is positively hilarious as the head matron, but most of the rest of this marvelous cast, including Nicole Kidman, Bette Midler, Christopher Walken, and Matthew Broderick are wasted. There are some very good moments, and the opening credits are brilliant. But ultimately it falls short.

And I mean short. As a screenwriter myself, I know that a script must be at least 90 pages. If this movie was 75 pages, I'll eat one of Glenn Close's gorgeous hats. Folks, don't rip off your audience like that. It's not good business.
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1/10
Ack.....
sophybliss2 April 2005
Warning: Spoilers
Yes that's me hacking up a hairball - a BIG, TEASED, BACKCOMBED HAIRBALL after watching this awful dreck. Thank you Netflix; if I had paid $9 to see this....wait...I feel another hairball coming on...

Sorry about that. Anyhow, I was really excited about this film after seeing the preview. I loved the original, it scared me as a kid. I thought this would be a fun, comic update on the original film and how could you beat that cast? (Over the head, with a lame, illogical, apparently 30 page script.)

This film is sooo bad. The cast is uniformly awful(Glenn Close does score some points as a maniacal June Cleaver type and Roger Bart is cute, but enough with the queen thing!) Even Bette Midler & Christopher Walken are boring. If Nicole Kidman had tilted her head and arched that eyebrow one more time, I would've screamed. (She is pretty creepy in the transformation reveal scene, but she sort of always creeps me out anyhow. Not that I don't like that.) To top off the nausea factor, there's the oh-so-unsubtle relating of Republican patriotism & "family values" to Stepfordish robotism. How original for liberal Hollywood!! Aren't they being clever!! (Hey, I'm a Libertarian, no skin off my nose, just off my finger as I tried to fast forward through that awful campaign scene.) I'm not even going to touch the whole "are they robots or is it a brain chip?" debacle that has been hashed to pieces here already. It was just a convenient "out" for a lazy writer who wanted a new & 'cute' ending. So all the hotshot husbands are at the grocery...har, har, har...gag.
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9/10
Definitely not as bad as everyone says it is
gracegibson23 October 2005
I really don't understand why everyone thought this movie was horrible. What was wrong with it? It had a good plot, no one was horrible at their part, and it was funny. It was also artfully done and everything in it was beautiful. In my opinion, it's underrated. Whoever played the gay guy was great and Bette Midler did a great job, too. I thought those two were the funniest. Sure, there really was no need for a remake, but the makers did a great job, anyway? I like how they made the remake into a comedy, instead of a horror film like the original. However, I thought the ending was weak and corny. Overall, this movie does not live up to its reputation as a grave mistake. It's one of the few black comedies that I thought was hilarious and doesn't manage to come across as too bizarre for viewing. While the original one satirized women stereotypes in a rather dark way, this one poked fun at it. A thoroughly underrated must-see.
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7/10
the darker, the better
pintsizeX28 June 2004
NOTE: I did NOT see the 1975 version, which I've heard is much better.

I took three 13 year olds to see this and had no expectations when entering the theatre. In fact, I didn't know what the movie was about except that it had Matt Broderick and Chris Walken and that always equals a good time. I am a huge fan of dark comedies and would label this a soft-dark comedy (a light comedy? ha) that is easy to watch and has an organized feel. There is a creepy and eerie edge throughout the film and I often wondered whether I should be laughing or should if I should be feeling sorry for the characters. (I love that feeling, I always feel like the jerk in the theatre)(And yes, I usually laugh instead) Overall, I kinda liked it and I thought there was something to it..I just don't know what. I will say it could have been a lot darker and I plan on checking out the other version.

SNACK ATTACK FOR THIS FILM: freshly baked cupcakes and an apple. At least that's what I felt like eating during this one. (check out my other reviews for snack attack suggestions)
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4/10
Frank Oz should have stuck with the Muppets
JamesHitchcock24 April 2009
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The Stepford Wives" is a remake of the 1975 film of the same name, and keeps the same basic premise as the original. A young couple from New York move to Stepford, a quiet, affluent Connecticut suburb, where something very strange seems to be going on. The remake keeps many of the names of the main characters; the main female character, for example, is still called Joanna Eberhart and her husband Walter. It makes, however, many changes to the plot and, more fundamentally, is very different in mood. Bryan Forbes' film was a dark science-fiction thriller with satirical overtones. Frank Oz's version aims to be a camp black comedy, but is never really dark enough for that and ends up more like a camp pale grey comedy.

The 1975 film seems an odd choice for a remake, as it was very much a film of its time. Made when feminism was at its height, it can be seen as a satire on contemporary sexist (or "male chauvinist", to use the seventies term) attitudes. Alternatively it can also be seen (and some seventies feminists took exception to it for this reason) as a satire on contemporary feminism, or at least on the anti-male paranoia of the more extremist wing of the movement. Stepford is a sexist dystopia, a place where the crude, boorish men have won the battle of the sexes and, quite literally, reduced their wives to robots. The moral, depending on your point of view, is either "This is how some men see women!" or "This is how some women see men!" In the original film the robotic wives were all attractive, sexually willing and (given that it was made in what has become known as the "decade that taste forgot") surprisingly stylish and elegant in their long, flowing dresses, and it is just about conceivable that their submissive, domesticated attitude represented what some men of that period, at least the older ones, saw as an ideal of femininity. In the remake the wives are still attractive, although their uniform (pastel-coloured floral dresses and big hats) is not as stylish as that of their seventies predecessors. What Oz and the scriptwriter have failed to take into account, however, is the changes in cultural attitudes which have taken place over the last three decades.

Today feminism is not the hot topic that it was in the seventies, not because modern women see the feminist cause as irrelevant but because they see most of the battles of that era (over equal pay, for example) as having been fought and won. Women who dress and act like stereotypical bourgeois housewives from the third quarter of the twentieth century cannot be said to represent the modern male's ideal of femininity, especially as the Stepford Wives' sole interests are fashion, cooking, shopping and home decoration, subjects which bore most men to distraction. Twenty-first century man's ideal woman seems to be the ladette, essentially himself incarnated in the body of a beautiful babe, so it might have been funnier to remake the film as "The Stepford Girlfriends", with the brainwashed women looking and dressing like lads'-mag pin-ups whose main interests (apart from sex) are sport, drinking lager, watching action movies and playing violent computer games.

For an actress who at her best can be very good (as in the recent "Australia"), Nicole Kidman has a depressingly large number of mediocre or downright bad films on her CV, and this is one of them. One of its weaknesses is that her character, Joanna, is so unsympathetic. In this version, all the wives are high-achieving businesswomen or professionals before their transformation into domestic goddesses, and the funniest scenes in the film are the satirical early ones dealing with Joanna's earlier career as a top television executive. Unfortunately, the main effect of these is to create an indelible impression that Joanna is a prize bitch whose sole achievement is a massive dumbing-down of the nation's culture and for whom transformation into a robotic zombie would be a fitting punishment. Her programme in which happily married couples have their relationship tested by the attentions of professional prostitutes and gigolos might seem tacky to the point of obscenity, but the concept is not too far away from that of an actual reality show, "Temptation Island".

Another weakness is that, for a film which is supposedly satirising stereotypical gender roles, this one has a few stereotypes of its own, such as Bette Midler's characterisation of an obviously Jewish character as an insecure, neurotic whiner. The film confirms that Hollywood is tolerant of homosexuals if (and only if) they conform to type as liberal, witty, flamboyant and camp. A gay man who is, for example, politically conservative, sober in dress or quiet in his personality is regarded as an abomination against nature.

The film's worst fault, however, is its lack of inner consistency. The original intention was to follow the plot of the 1975 version, in which the wives are murdered by their husbands and replaced with robots, and the earlier scenes were clearly filmed with this idea in mind. This scenario, however, proved unpopular with test audiences, and a new happier ending was shot in which it is made clear that the wives are still alive and have merely been subjected to a reversible brainwashing process. Unfortunately, this ending not only makes little sense in itself but also makes a nonsense of most of what has gone before. There was obviously not enough money in the budget to reshoot the earlier scenes. (Moral; never allow test audiences to influence the creative process). Film lovers should stick with Forbes' much better original. Frank Oz should have stuck with the Muppets. 4/10
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