Poll: PG rated Insults, R rated Intentions

Results of 7,407 votes:

1. 1.
   

   Carrie Fisher in Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

    

   Princess Leia: “Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder!”
2. 2.
   

   Al Pacino in Scarface (1983)

    

   Tony Montana: I bury those cockroaches!
3. 3.
   

   Peter Billingsley in A Christmas Story (1983)

    

   Ralphie: “Oooh fuuudge!”
4. 4.
   

   Steve Martin in Three Amigos! (1986)

    

   Lucky Day: “You son of a motherless goat!”
5. 5.
   

   Steve Carell, Seth Rogen, Paul Rudd, and Miki Mia in The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005)

    

   Andy Stitzer: Yooooooooow, Kelly Clarkson!
6. 6.
   

   Michael Keaton and Joe Piscopo in Johnny Dangerously (1984)

    

   Roman Troy Moronie: Fargin iceholes...You miserable cork-soaker!...You fargin sneaky bastage!...Dirty son-a-ma-batches!
7. 7.
   

   Kathy Bates and James Caan in Misery (1990)

    

   Annie Wilkes: "You dirty bird"
8. 8.
   

   Daryl Sabara and Alexa PenaVega in Spy Kids (2001)

    

   Carmen Cortez: "Ooooh, shii....take mushrooms!"
9. 9.
   

   Mel Gibson and Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon (1987)

    

   Roger Murtaugh: "Go Spit"
10. 10.
    

    Allison Janney, Elliot Page, and J.K. Simmons in Juno (2007)

     

    Bren MacGuff: "Oh, go fly a kite!"
11. 11.
    

    Rachael Harris and Ed Helms in The Hangover (2009)

     

    Stu: “You're... such a bad person! Like, all the way through to your core!”
12. 12.
    

    W.C. Fields holding a teacup, circa 1943. Modern silver gelatin, 14x11 unsgned, $600 © 1978 Paul Hesse MPTV

     

    W.C. Fields: Godfrey Daniel!
13. 13.
    

    "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" Richard Dreyfuss

     

    Roy Neary: "TURKEY!"