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Hellraiser: Judgment (2018)
Not even lines ftom the classics could save
At first I was happy about hearing lines from the classic (ie. Hellraiser 1-2-3) movies and seeing familiar faces of good ol' cenobites... but then I realized it's the only thing that's worth a dime in this movie. The story is pathetic, the characters plain, the actors... well, boring. Maybe the Assessor is the only interesting character in the movie. Otherwise it's a messy, gory, messed up movie... so sorry... I hoped they'd have sights to show me...
Doomsday (2008)
80's action movie plots just don't work
Remember, how you've enjoyed the action movies from the 80's? In the 80's, yes, because action cinematography has evolved and so did the directors, the actors and the plot too... and even if you take all the power ingredients from the 80's they just look super lame nowadays...
Boogeyman 2 (2007)
Low budget sequel to the worst-ever horror movie
This movie is a waste of material and precious time... avoid it if possible. All parts are trivial, no real horrors... The plot is plain as it can get, you know how it will end before it begins. The beginning is the opening to your trials: guts cut out, woman pinned to the wall with a knife. Donr by who? A guy in a hoodie. Dear mother of God you could score with it in 1984 but not in 2007!! Then all psycho wrecks are killed by facing their own fears... Again, who's the psychiatrist? The Saw guy... Who's the second doctor? Gabrielle from Xena... like what?! The almost-closing scene with those gardening tools is really gross and loosy.