Return to Sleepaway Camp (2008 Video)

Michael Gibney: Alan

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  Alan : Your ass stinks!

• Randy : Are you really that stupid?

  Alan : [Speaking in a stereotypical English accent in order to mock Randy for being English]  Not as stupid as you, you bloody wanker!

• Mickey : Stay the fuck out of my freezer, or I'll cut your tiny little balls off!

  Alan : They're not tiny. It just looks that way compared to your giant vagina.

• Alan : [Talking about his pet frogs]  They're my friends! They don't care if I was sick once. They like me, anyway.

  Michael : Here we go, again. How long are you gonna milk this rheumatic fever bullshit?

  Alan : The doctor said they'll always be effects.

  Michael : Yeah, you'll always be an asshole.

  Alan : At least I have an excuse.

• Billy : Eat shit and die, Alan!

  Alan : Eat shit and live, Bill.

• Alan : I'm not going back, Michael! EVER! Everyone's always picking on me! I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

• Alan : I know I've made a lot of bad choices, but I really wanna do better. I'm just asking for a chance.

• Alan : They're all so mean! Why can't they leave me alone? WHY, WHY, WHY? I never did anything to them! Michael, please, Michael, don't you start picking on me too, please! I'm your brother! I need your help!